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Having read all that, I was surprised to see that the University of Lagos has a Department of Petroleum and Gas

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Idio..t. So you no fit donate by yourself to save the man? You are waiting for somebody else.
This is the account in case you don't know: UBA account - BABATUNDE OKUNGBOWA ( Account number: 1015075120)
Piece of shi...t.

Sadly, most did not read the article to see that it is from 2011

this promo heavy sha

Your situation touched me.
I'm not able to help in this regard, but sincerely wish you the best.

The biaaatch he was talking about was probably the one googling his name and stalking his twitter.

Where is the promised airport please? Or is it invisible like the 'Sunburnt' boat?

I've noticed this on Ikorodu road, Lagos and lately on Funsho Williams Ave in Surulere.
Sometimes Nigerians blame leadership for their problems, but many times, we cause our own problems.

Imagine if someone is hit by a car while running across the road as these people are doing?
1. The driver of the vehicle gets into unnecessary trouble.
2. The pedestrian dies an untimely death!
3. The incident causes unnecessary gridlock for other road users.

Why? Someone wants to gain a few minutes crossing the road.
We don't need FRSC, LASTMA, Lagos Govt or FG to tell us to use pedestrian bridges where they exist.

kayosite: See person wey dey coret person..see ur grammar.u cannot construct a simple sentence.lolx.its a typographical error,d keyboard input d e twice,and u see dat as a big deal...smh.i pity u o cox u need deliverance o bros

With a few keystrokes, I corrected my mistake - from 'Many' to 'Making'.
I will not even bother to correct the mistakes in your post.

Yet still here you are, unable to spell and seeking advice in choosing between a 30000 and a 32000 Naira job.
There is surely justice in the world, and my brother you are truly occupying in your rightful place in society - A 30000 Naira salesman.

You are a sales person yet you are not making any sales. Yet you expect salary to just land in your account, for coming to sit inside office in suit? Because you are a 'graduate'?

In addition to that, you cannot spell Chinese?

@Poster
Clearly, you are feeling homesick. But don't let feelings of nostalgia and 'home sweet home' cloud your thoughts!

Schedule a 3 to 4 week vacation with your family in Lagos. You will be able to say for yourself whether you want to live in Lagos, Nigeria or just to visit occasionally.
Lagos is not safe, do not be deceived. Trust me, many of us who have lived abroad have had feelings of 'sweet Nigeria, my home'.

You miss the memories of home and just need an extended holiday in Nigeria.

nosike3: Chairman!!! Shut the f up!!!! 'I am used to the luxurious life bla bla bla bla bla!!! You first of all condemn the country u want to come to and then praised your present location.. It is obvious u have made your mind and just want to inform us how ur scr*wed up life is is SA.. For ur info!! If them don deport u,simply tell us and stop all this fronting!!! All this drug pushers in south Africa that give nigerians (igbo) bad name... Relocate to hell for all I care.

Poster
You can see what you will meet in Nigeria.
Beware!

AjanleKoko: That's kinda funny.
What if people tell you here that Conoil pays x naira, which is more than what you're currently earning. And based on that you go to the interview, and you are offered a job and salary is y naira, less than what you're earning. Or vice versa, and you don't go to the interview.
How exactly does that work?

You want me to believe that you would or would not go to the interview (if Conoil calls you for one) based on what information is written here?

Which kind of dunce is this. If you know the answer to the question say it, if not then shut up and stop derailing the thread. Haba!

Poster
I am only aware of Conoil Downstream ~1.5m/annum.

What kind on dunce is this? Is it ABC advert that you use to judge government performance? Go out on a federal road and decide for yourself if roads are better.
Man U are a dunce.

Are these investors different from the investors that have supposedly been coming to Nigeria since 1999? Because I keep hearing investors are coming, investors are looking, investors are salivating, investors love Nigeria but no investment.
Or maybe they mean investors like Cummings generators or Mega Plaza?

I guess folks like Siena, Jarus and Ajanlekoko will be able to answer us on this one!

Passion.

Ebestsms.com:
But it's small small they will upgrade to higher crime.

Hahaha. I hope this was meant as a joke.

So the Nigerian Navy has so much time on their hands, they now catch N45000 frausters?

big-t:
What is a tablet? And why is it that costly? How elevated is ur sickness? Are Jumia staffs sick too? If yes, must you me the one to boy them tablets?

wow u r so funny.

Dunce.

megareal: Its not all about advertising on every darn site

Jumia reps please take note of the above. I appreciate the business you are building. I wish you the absolute best of luck but the incessant ads (especially Youtube) piss me off to the point where I don't visit your site to even have a look!

Look at this and tell me who is failing.
Your words mean nothing.
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Bryan12: nice one there.but bro,what exactly is your point ??

I'm sorry Mustay I just had to laugh!!

The question was:

Bryan12: if not for your present career.what'd you have been?

I do what I love and thats my career. Won't tell.

Hello? Who is speaking?

Sorry I couldn't resist!

You want to follow a religion you don't believe in because of a one month relationship.
Clearly, you are not a free thinker.

On the other hand, you can tell her you have converted to Christianity. Afterall
pastors are sleeping with members
priests are molesting alterboys
convicted felons are given front row seats and are knighted in the Church
after Church is the time young ones go to find a quiet spot to handle each other

So you'll be pretending just like everyone else!

Chemical weapons. . . .like the ones found in Iraq right?

Nigerians can complain, but will still accept whatever the government does. In December 2012, petrol was N65 per litre. By March 2012, it was N97 per litre after so much strong talk from labour groups and the public. Fact is the price still rose, and if he wants he will increase it again. All Nigerians will do is complain to each other.

It doesn't matter whether or not the bigots listen. It's the government's actions that matters. Bigots can talk from now til next year. But government's action or inaction on this matter that affects lives of human beings. Not just property, or houses, or buses. LIVES. The inaction of all arms of the federal government, the state governments, even the LCDAs.

This is not a GEJ matter. It's about the Nigerian government's WILLINGNESS to tackle this serious problem.

This is not a GEj Buhari issue.

In Borno, bombs are going off everyday and people are being killed while in Kano, this tragedy happens. Let us all be honest - Boko Haram is winning this battle and Nigerians are losing. Losing LIVES each day. The Federal Government needs to be serious in tackling this problem, rather than pass blame!

Do not be myopic - It is NOT Christians VS Muslims. It is NOT North VS South. It is terrorists VS the state of Nigeria.