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PhonesRe: How MTN Lied About The Airplane Promo[Picture] by eledalo: 9:29pm On Nov 13, 2012
No you are getting it wrong. This plane was brand new . . . . .when MTN bought it in 1956!! huh shocked

No but really, its still in production so that means it could be brand new. Though I doubt it since it is MTN.
Foreign AffairsRe: Secession Bid Of Texas And Obama's War Options! by eledalo: 9:25pm On Nov 13, 2012
shymexx: Hmmm... But one person started the Arab Spring...
You fit start the Nigerian version now. Abi you no get liver?
Foreign AffairsRe: Secession Bid Of Texas And Obama's War Options! by eledalo: 9:21pm On Nov 13, 2012
25000 out of a population of 2.5 million? Wait make I laugh finish.

If 25000 people in Lagos sign petition for government to repair their transformer for area... who go answer them? You go see am for Nairaland?
PoliticsRe: How Do You Rate Nigeria's Press? by eledalo: 5:47pm On Nov 13, 2012
tomakint: Nigerian Press that prefers to gloat over real issue
Bros do you know the meaning of gloat?
PoliticsRe: How Do You Rate Nigeria's Press? by eledalo: 5:18pm On Nov 13, 2012
donguutti: They are a just reflection of the Nigerian society.So everything i wrote up there applies to
most of us.
PoliticsRe: How Do You Rate Nigeria's Press? by eledalo:
Nothing stops you from becoming a journalist if they aren't doing enough for you bro.
Teachers poor, Lawyers poor, Journalists poor, Police poor, Admin staff poor, Gatemen poor, Governors poor, Musicians poor.
Everybody fit complain about the others even when they are not doing their own job. Think of the CRAP that is on the front page of this website for example - Tonto Dike gets tattoo on lips, Sexiest male athelete, etc.
EducationRe: Fact You Should Know About English by eledalo: 5:03pm On Nov 13, 2012
Una mmaa dey cazre.

Can you read that?
PoliticsRe: Do You Hate G.E.J - Why ? by eledalo: 4:57pm On Nov 13, 2012
He stole Patience from me in Uniport angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Which Of These Twins Will You Date by eledalo: 4:44pm On Nov 13, 2012
amiskurie: Can someone help find ur missing baby feeder.I hopefully don't want to face the baby terror.
wink
grin cheesy grin cheesy

That pic!!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Refineries Rated Worst In Africa by eledalo: 4:29pm On Nov 13, 2012
IT IS A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT THIS WEBSITE IS OWNED BY TINUBU, OPERATED BY EL RUFAI, FINANCED BY BUHARI, EDITED BY OSAMA BIN LADEN AND WAS INSPIRED BY HITLER AND IDI AMIN. PLEASE MY PEOPLE SHINE YOUR EYES. GEJ HAS PERSONALLY ASSURED ME THAT THE REFINERIES ARE WORKING AT 101.5% CAPACITY. HE JUST SENT ME A BB MESSAGE, PLEASE I DEY COME.
CrimeRe: My Experience With Swindlers by eledalo: 4:19pm On Nov 13, 2012
You go road side money changer come dey scream SWINDLER! Bank no dey your area? Or bureau de change don close for Lagos? Abeg comot for road before I clear you with my recently banned Okada.
*Hiss na 200 dollars you dey change sef wey u dey scream? U never see money before
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Refineries Rated Worst In Africa by eledalo: 3:59pm On Nov 13, 2012
SHUT UP! BUHARI WROTE THIS ARTICLE. TINUBU OWNS THISDAY NEWSPAPER. FRESH HAIR! FRESH HAIR! GEJ IS WORKING!
PoliticsRe: Rip Alhaji Lam Adeshina Formal Governor Of Oyo State by eledalo: 12:39pm On Nov 11, 2012
Who is the informal governor? Olodo
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Cant Ban Okada For He Belongs To The Working-Class, by eledalo: 12:37pm On Nov 11, 2012
So the angry Lagos okada riders and passengers can go to Edo. no harm no foul.
CareerRe: Meet Some Of Dangote Truck Drivers by eledalo: 4:56pm On Nov 10, 2012
Where those people wey dey abuse tanker driver before? Hope 250k per month is not 'beneath you' since you are a 'graduate'! Eheeeeee! Kudos to those who humbled themselves and applied, and congrats to those who got the job!
FamilyRe: Why Do Parents Pressure Their Daughters To Marry? by eledalo: 6:02pm On Nov 09, 2012
Same reason they pressure their sons to marry. The reason is in your neighbour's car - Go and check it now.
RomanceRe: Why Do Old Men Love To Chase After Young Girls? by eledalo: 12:57pm On Nov 09, 2012
This is such a daft question. Do you think old men will chase old women? Or young men will chase old women?
Or do you even think young girls like old men?
TravelRe: Bounty Hunters For Illegal Immigrants In U.K. by eledalo: 12:28pm On Nov 09, 2012
Only the guilty are afraid.
CareerRe: Things To Do While Waiting For A Busy Big Man by eledalo: 12:26pm On Nov 09, 2012
Sorry I kept you waiting bros, had some other stuff to do. Hope you got home okay.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Jets Fire On US Drone by eledalo: 11:27pm On Nov 08, 2012
fergusen: I pray for more strength to ra3pe girls.
@fergusen What the...what is wrong with you? huh Please dont distract us on this thread. I just needed to call you on this.
TravelRe: Four Injured As Trains Collide In Lagos by eledalo: 11:05pm On Nov 08, 2012
grin
One went to defecate the other forget to continue the work! Oh boy! grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian Jets Fire On US Drone by eledalo: 11:02pm On Nov 08, 2012
Ask yourself. What is US drone doing in Persian Gulf? Looking for sand? or garrilium? Abi America don go buy land for near there?
Foreign AffairsRe: Mitt Romney President-Elect Transition Website Leaks Online by eledalo:
Yo. for the record: not only am I 1st, I'm also 2nd! Ha!
Foreign AffairsRe: Mitt Romney President-Elect Transition Website Leaks Online by eledalo: 7:39pm On Nov 08, 2012
Wetin come happen? This is how proper societies plan. The guy still had a loser's speech prepared. All candidates prepared to win and also prepared to lose. He would have had a president-elect speech, same way Obama had a loser's speech. Or you think say na Naija wey the automatic loser's speech is 'This is fraud, they stole votes, we will contest this to the last!'.

Welcome to organised society¬!
PoliticsRe: “The Elites Are Nigeria’s Problems” Jonathan Cries Out by eledalo: 8:50pm On Nov 06, 2012
sammy329: President Goodluck Jonathan yesterday lambasted the country's elite, saying they are the problems of Nigeria.


The President who is on a two-day official visit to Jigawa state was treated to a grand Durbar after he landed in an helicopter at the Hadejia township stadium.
Who is elite? C'mon dawg
CelebritiesRe: What Have The Nigerian Celebrities Contributed To The Flood Victims? by eledalo: 10:54am On Nov 05, 2012
Poster, what have you or your father contributed? You know wxactly what other people should do but are not doing anything yourself. stewwwpid punk-a33 bi+ch
PoliticsRe: Gowon And Ojukwu-before Things Fell Apart Between Them by eledalo: 2:35pm On Nov 04, 2012
shymexx: ^^^Change the word "niggas" to Nigerians before these low IQ having apes pounce on you... Bwahahahahaha
Shut the f+ck up foo/ and quit derailing the thread
PoliticsRe: Gowon And Ojukwu-before Things Fell Apart Between Them by eledalo: 1:53pm On Nov 04, 2012
You niggas are arguing about english language in here?
FamilyRe: My Father Just Bloodied My Nose! by eledalo: 12:21am On Nov 04, 2012
guy e be like say i sabi you o! one o my niggas just tell me this gist 4 hangout this evening huh grin shocked
hold up i go confirm tmrw, if na u i go buzz u 4 phone! u don ex 4 real??
FamilyRe: My Father Just Bloodied My Nose! by eledalo: 12:17am On Nov 04, 2012
Guy leave all this story. What the heck did you leave in the living room? Or did your dad walk into the house, step into the sitting room, see you, then start loading you with blows? I doubt it. Quit looking for sympathy on a gat-damn website. What the heck did you leave in the sitting room that made your dad so angry?

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