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Expect performances by your favourite artists
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Reminder

Is this not the same Nairaland that insults Transparency International and FT when they say Nigeria is corrupt, poor and inefficient? Now one foreigner that they paid to train them says they are classic models and una believe?
double standard.
Evidence: https://www.nairaland.com/1104071/reports-international-organizations-nigeria-how#12978437

Pull down his trousers and give him a blooooowjob. ALL will be forgiven and forgotten. TRUST ME.

Rather than improve services and equipment at hospitals, coffin shop location is what is bothering the good people of ondo?

Yes he is.

. Hope this is just a gap in communication not a gap in thought.
Branch manager? Investment bank?

petokey: am sorry for the spelling i was shock. Infact am stil shaking now.

oh, bros pls forgive me jare. i apologise. no shaking. pun intended

Moaning like how. .
Moaning like your mama does when your papa's on top of her? Or like when Im on your wife?

AbegO!

ashson: Its just a plane crash, they may survive...

nothing like just a plane crash bros o. Besides na helicopter

http://saharareporters.com/article/former-nsaazazi-acquires-multi-billion-naira-properties-abuja-premium-times
http://saharareporters.com/news-page/nigerian-finance-minister-ngozi-okonjo-iwealas-statement-regarding-release-her-kidnapped-m

Read up.
Who is safe?
Governor and former NSA die in chopper crash as others die in car crashes.
Minister of finance mother kidnapped for ransome, as others are kidnapped all over the country.

That one no concern me. Na this one wey I dey look:

OYINBOGOJU: Ogungbe, an alumnus of Southern University, New Orleans and Southern University, Baton Rouge, both in Los Angeles in the United States

Both in Los Angeles? Who wrote this please and what kind of laziness is this really?

Sense you no get, shame you no get. Your mates are pioneering engineering and business feats, you are here as a 'major pioneer' of girlfriends sitting in front seats?

from 1999 - 2012 of continuous undisturbed ACN adminstration, how many megawatts have they generated? So in two years you will suddenly get 3000? How can people be so easily decieved? Obasanjo decieve you, Tinubu decieve you, Jonathan decieve you, Fashola decieve you, are you not tired?

NovusHomo: Educational standard slipping? It slipped so long ago I can't even remember when.

It's still slipping bros. Guess 'The Experience' did not change it.

Nigeria's educational standard is really slipping. Even the moderator (name withheld) who put this on front page said 'Where you at experience' instead of 'Were you at . . .' . Next thing you know she will complain that 80% of WAEC candidates failed English.

HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/page_images/galleries/2012/P1050757.JPG?1353780235
FLOODED STREETS EVERY YEAR.. MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE AROUND

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/page_images/galleries/2012/P1050771.JPG?1353780236
PUBLIC TRANSPORT AND ROADS

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/page_images/galleries/2012/P1050787.JPG?1353780236
HOW YOUR TRASH IS DISPOSED.. UNTIL IT IS BURNED IN A HEAP

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/page_images/galleries/2012/P1040475.JPG?1351171298
FUEL SCARCITY OPENS UP THE BLACK MARKET

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/page_images/galleries/2012/building%20collapse%20425_0.jpg?1353496474
A RECENTLY COLLAPSED BUILDING IN LAGOS - ONE OF MANY THIS YEAR

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/page_images/galleries/2012/Robbery-%20Gatehouse%20Seaview%20Estate.JPG?1352670814
SCENE OF AN ARMED ROBBERY. THIS IS IN THE SUPPOSEDLY SAFE LEKKI AXIS- NOTE THE BULLET HOLES

https://saharareporters.com/sites/default/files/page_images/galleries/2012/P1040466.JPG?1351171298
LAGOS PUBLIC TRANSPORT

https://connectnigeria.com/articles/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/WYWS-515x335.jpg
WHAT PRIVATE CAR OWNERS MUST CONTEND WITH. TRUST ME THIS IS NOT ABNORMAL/ONCE IN A LIFETIME SCENE.


Dont gag me. Dont deceive me.
Be honest so we can recognize our problems and solve them.

Is this what you call flood? See as people still obey traffic light during flood. Look at the pics here for what small rain does in Lagos http://saharareporters.com/gallery/photonews-ghettorized-lagos-abule-egba-area-lagos-metro-after-little-rainfall

While some are battling with how to get 24 hour electricity

OH BoY!

This girl don wash cloth tire, come nairaland dey complain

You people in politics section cant even take a joke. haba! relax

*off to trending topics*

Is this true? Because it seems like most people here, including foreign reporters dont like GEJ.
So are you a paid goon?

kaboninc: So much in my mind to say but just cant say it.

Please do. We wanna hear it

sharap- gej is working pdp is working- buhari busted the pipe i saw him

Yomieluv: Most of the report are based on statistics,and not real findings

Say what now? Statistics and not real findings? The statistics are based on what? This is the stupidest post I have ever seen on Nairaland. Congrats bro!

It is a known FACT that most international organisations are sponsored by BUHARI and financed by TINUBU , while the articles are written by EL-RUFAI and edited by LAI MOHAMMED. That is why they report bad things about Nigeria.

And before you start arguing just know that UN Sec-Gen Ban Ki Moon is from the CORE NORTH, the World Bank President is from NORTH-WEST, and Christine Lagarde is one of TINUBU 's ex-wives, she is also from CORE SOUTH-WEST and is a known CPC/ANPP BIG WIG .

Also the Pope, The Sultan of Sokoto and the Dalai Lama all attended school together and are plotting how to discredit GEJ.

Please, shine your eyes Nigerians. More than half of the worlds population alive between 1910 and 1952 were born to discredit GEJ, and 80% of Americans are paid ACN goons

[size=25pt]THIS IS A KNOWN FACT[/size]

afam4eva: He probably thought the guy was a virus and the best thing to do was to take him of the system(world).

gboss4sure: The man looks like a Virus self

These are the best jokes you can come up with?

Im more concerned about the awards. South-South awards? In New York? Awarding Prime Minister of Lesotho?
What does this mean

shymexx: But the news is legit....

O boy I dey search for this ya news o. . .Abi na BEN Tv you watch am. Or Setanta Sports?

CFCfan: "Policeman dies after marathon sex with lover"- The Nation

"Jonathan Okays Anambra As An Oil Producing State"-The Sun

"Obama Romances Babangida"- Pointblanknews

Naija Press, I dey hail una!

Your mates dey read BusinessDay and Tell, you dey read Sun and Complete Sports.
I Joke