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so u even be yoruba boy, na militant i dey call u before na

na thunder go fire dat ur mouth std

na even true you talk self tseew

Studio CFR:
I think sey u dey form yankee before - baby.me



@Helmet, bless u lol

guy my name no be helmet, u chop assassin?

Studio CFR:
U don forget sey na when elders don go far for age finish dem sense dey decrease. . Dem go begin dey yarn dust like small pikin.

Nigg*r, na my lane i dey oh

hmmm, wise words from stud

thanks guys, at least someone appreciates it (unlike stud)

na always nearly, u no dey ever laugh, chei it be as it get for u ooo

Idowuogbo:
hmmm dat worked , ave increased your dosage of nourishments
hey baby its 2 early 4 hanky panky now ,cool down na u get am
y u jus dey rush me so

she gives him a peck and promises 2 makeup 2nite y dey shower 2geda [i][/i]

no probs, i'll be looking forward to dat, but u av to do more dan a peck now cos my blood dey rush now ooo

Idowuogbo:
my dearest
u dint sey goodmorning
your purnishment(reduction of smooching )

chei, oya no vex my honey muah, GUD MMMMMMOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG MAAAA,

and pls, if u wan give me punishment, no be dat kind one u go give me na

*tries to grab her by d bosoms* oya no vex

this is kinda of techincal, but read it carefully and u will find d joke

The Urinate Joke

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' (ur-in-eight) in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"

I Need It Badly
Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly.

I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft.

If you would do this for me no one would ever know.

I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would.

I am very desperate and I need your help.

You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry.

I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.

Do you have a piece of chewing gum?

Now tell me what were u thinking of already

ur gonna love dis poem about s-ex, huh girls am sorry if it doesnt favour u dat much

Rhyme: The sadness of sex

Kissing's a pleasure

Fu-cking's a game

Guys get all the pleasure

Girls get all the pain

He says he loves you, and you believe it's true

Until your belly starts to swell and he says hell with you.

10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months and pain

3 days in hospital, a child without a name

The baby's a bas-tard

The mother's a LovePeddler

This never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tore

Now dis is soo silly

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Naughty Johnny

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow-job".

The Two Ants
There are two ants living in a girl's pair of panties.

One day they decide to go exploring in the caves. They said to meet back in the same spot in and hour.

So, one ant went in one cave, and the other ant in a different cave. After an hour went by, the two ants met back up.

One ant was covered in brown, sticky, smelly stuff. "Eeew!, What was your cave like" asked the other ant.

"It was nice at first, but it soon became really smelly and the walls were all dark and sticky" replied the ant. "So how was your cave ?".

"Well" he said, "It was lovely at first, all pink and warm, but then this bald guy started head butting me and then spitting on me."

Blueberry hill
It was the first day of a new school year.

Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."

She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.

Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.

As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.

"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo"

"NO, I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

Mommy's Black Sponge
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."

A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"




Dinner Time

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant.

Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".

Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch" mean.

Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".

Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it means "getting dressed".

That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.

He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".


Do Hearts Have Legs ?

Little Johnny once asked his teacher "Do hearts have legs?."

The teacher answered "Why do you ask that?"

Johnny replied "Yesterday, I heard my dad say sweetheart open your legs."

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=508423.msg6709803#msg6709803 date=1283806574]@Element - does Idowu agree wiff you that chocolate is berra than s.ex??

**I'll advice you to think well b/4 u answer o!!** [/quote]u suppose knw say dat one no dey possible, u self don knw all this aba girls, dem no dey use hmmm, play oooo

o ga oo, see love level for Nland, abeg take am easy efe and vicks ooo

Vic2k3:
^^are u refering 2 moi? [b]Cos i luv only myself lo[/b]l
AND U'VE GOT NO PERMISSION 2 SNOOP LOL

vicks dont be stupid

guy dis is just crazy, i love them man

which right she deny u, na u pay her transport money? abeg ooo

Vic2k3:
Np. babylets it is alright. I see say u wicked

no worry u hear, efe go soon come online

@my sweety, ok no wahala infact u never start i don dey smell d aroma as in dey dance for my nose, anyway we go meet for night, e don tey ooo,

Vic2k3:
Ido @ what time? I hope say element no go dey

vicks, no let make i catch fire for u oo, any food wey u no fit chop for my front no make u dey welcomed for my house oooo

i trust her now, she no fit fall my hands, infact d food wey dem go share for office today no go touch my mouth because as i dey like dis, i go chop till d shirt wey i go wear for night go tight, come tear for my body

na d food wey u wan chop go kill u

Vic2k3:
**holds her by the hip** i no go leave u untill u give wetin u chop remain 4 me

okokobioko, chei, wetin i dey see, vicks if i handle u, i swear u go 4get how to urinate

my babygirl, u knw say na office i dey now, hope say u pack enough bush meat come from village ooo

chai, na true ooo, well sha its soo simple

2 much money= 2much comfortability in relation to 2much love which is = 4 much comfortabilty *dat made me feel soo safe about my idowu after she left *