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crap, dis is just waste of database memory

am doing great jor, and by d way as anybody seen my idowu

so everyone, how's d house, its really been a long time since i spoke to u guys

yo vicks, wats up

thanks guys for keeping dis thread alive for me

pls wats dis, can someone just tell me where d joke is

all about women

imagine, see wetin handicapped driver dey drive, i no pity dis guy ooo, maybe life don tire am

u knw, its very annoying when u get to a company, and u want to work and dis is wat u get as your office

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn’t matter; it’s always good.

check out d kitties in kungfu action

thanks ben, we really needed dat link

nice one man, but av seen d first one already :-x :-x :-x

chai, see as veins dey commot for my head, anyway thank u for reducing d swellium

and before i forget, thanks for yesterdays lap dance

i LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chai my head don bomb karakatagbimgbim

@idowu, thanks my darling, u are really heaven sent

ok av heard ooo, no vex say u no see me 4 house yesterday, na vex make me commot go find somewhere cool down

Yorubah:
Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama is so dark that her nickname is midnight

nice one man ROTFLMAO

honestly, a lot of u are beginning to vex me

see idowu, me i don dey commot for house ooo, see ya later, infact dis guys dey vex person

STD, i no get ur time 2nite jor

@my sweety
u get mouth jor

Studio CFR:
her HORSEBAND nor trust him wife again?    

STD, mind urself

Pharoh:
You well so? this place na house of love and not    . . . so make you carry ya church mind go one corner.  

eeyaah, true true, i now knw y your name is truly pharoh

Pharoh:
Take am easy jare abi we tell you say we one steal your wife ni?  

awww , i don tell u, ur condition no need reply

Studio CFR:
Lol, chai, no spoil me abeg cuz i still dey fast.

wetin sef? u dey try seduce me for your so-called hub, hub, horseband front?  

it be like say u no well at all today std

Pharoh:
You well soo. . . . .no be you she dey tell 2gbaski to  

it be like say u no understand english abi maybe u no fit read well, u better go back to nursery skul to learn

your welcome

Idowuogbo:
hmm i decode my dearest ,
dont worii u can play teacher while i play student 2day no quams ,
u excite our relationship i swear u 2 gbaski  

Holy SMOKES!!!! how did u knw, dats d nickname my friends call me, idowu i don dey fear u oooo

Studio CFR:
Soji yourself man, no dey biff

i see say u don dey start small small,
i saw wat jokingmary did to u yesterday nite

remember baggo bag and camel

@jokingmary,
thanks man i owe u one

huh idowu, dis one wey u talk say pharoah na correct human being, shey fake dey abi wrong human being dey , it be like say u go lecture me dis nite oooo

Dyt:
orisirisi

shildren of now adays sef

children, children? who's d children!!!

Studio CFR:
lowd have mercy, shakes head in pity

oh pls dont start today, i take God name beg u