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Jokes Etc › Re: Taxi Driver by ElementG(m): 7:40pm On Sep 02, 2010
nice one i love it
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 7:28pm On Sep 02, 2010
Idowuogbo:
awwh my very own wole soyinka , gud wiv words and smooth wiv is killer rhymes
God na gud tin u do me oo , evrytin out of a guy i nid u jus  bless me

Ndidiamka strts to sing wiv her fu--cked up yoruba accent ,
oluwa don bless me , chineke bless me , edumare bless me oo
my perxiode oti popo ju , u 2 popoju
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
yeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh, my head don bommmmmmbbbbbbb karakatgbimgbimgbimgbimgbim grin grin grin grin grin

*idowu, u too much i swear* kiss kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 7:20pm On Sep 02, 2010
@dyt
are u surprised, u better dont be cos love is a natural thing cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 7:08pm On Sep 02, 2010
Idowuogbo:
baby how u tek no , yes am preparing u a fine delicassy
so abeg do quick come home b4 d food cold
as they say love has no bounds, neither distance nor position, i will surely knw kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Taxi Driver by ElementG(m): 6:44pm On Sep 02, 2010
so inked abeg post more jokes i wan laugh ooo
Jokes Etc › Re: Taxi Driver by ElementG(m): 6:32pm On Sep 02, 2010
dont mind him inked
Jokes Etc › Re: Taxi Driver by ElementG(m): 6:18pm On Sep 02, 2010
blackie, why be say ur own na always d odd one angry angry angry tongue tongue tongue undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Taxi Driver by ElementG(m): 5:08pm On Sep 02, 2010
na lie she kept it in her hmmmm,
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 5:00pm On Sep 02, 2010
dis 1 wey u quiet, u dey cook for me? wink wink grin
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 4:40pm On Sep 02, 2010
dem plenty, but na ignore i dey ignore dem na

*dis one wey u talk say u 4 don put sleeping tablet, if i go jump talk yes to dem now, maybe na death tablet go follow*
grin grin wink wink
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 4:28pm On Sep 02, 2010
my ido u still dey there cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 3:42pm On Sep 02, 2010
u can bet u really do look bad in it wink wink wink
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 3:33pm On Sep 02, 2010
u be real bad girl, chai no worry i no go soil myself, na only for ur body i go do dat kind thing wink wink kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 3:27pm On Sep 02, 2010
no even bother, u don spark am already cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 3:23pm On Sep 02, 2010
Idowuogbo:
dont worri , let it spark , i have ways of reducing d current
abeg na office u dey now no make me send shockwaves to your pankere grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin naughty, bad girl grin grin grin kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 3:18pm On Sep 02, 2010
Idowuogbo:
haba i wasnt jokin now , i dey aim 4 u but my catapult jus dey stone blacksta dats y d confusion dey from beginning ,
na your name sweet me , wen i come realise sey u sef hot like peroxide , na hin evrytin begin 2 dey totori me
grin grin grin grin
chai my head don dey spark, abed idowu no kill me oooo cool cool cool cool grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 3:07pm On Sep 02, 2010
Idowuogbo:
yes she was but i told her dat , u became addictive wen u new my love was surreal grin grin grin
i soo much believe u now, i think say na whine u dey whine me dat time ooo

Idowuogbo:
gidigidigbamgbam , u remember dat yeye boi
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
why i no go remember wetin my baby girl talk grin grin grin kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 2:53pm On Sep 02, 2010
Idowuogbo:
dats berra , have u had lunch , u forgot 2 pickup d jollof rice i made u
Mr Rushood Sarewa , u always rushing angry tongue
oya no vex my darlingmoa, no vex u hia, biko wink wink kiss kiss kiss
no be my fault, u knw say i be busy guy, na d small time wey we get together we dey use do gidigbamgbam

Idowuogbo:
anyways now i can confess dat my amadi is more dan able for any war @ hand ,
he gats d rite tools to make evrytin segremende kiss kiss kiss kiss
as they say seeing is believing grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 2:50pm On Sep 02, 2010
so efe was surprised about u dating me right? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 2:46pm On Sep 02, 2010
anyway darling, office is gud ooo
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 2:44pm On Sep 02, 2010
Idowuogbo:
hi honey , hows office
lstnite was like neva b4 , u sure are 1 heck ofa  runner
can beliv u actualy finished d marathon  wink wink grin kiss kiss
hehehe, ROTFLMAO, u shuld knw now wink wink wink grin grin grin kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Penguin Had An Engine Repair (joke) by ElementG(m): 11:44am On Sep 02, 2010
i dont get d joke
Jokes Etc › Re: The Camel (A thread for Tanimz) by ElementG(op): 10:03am On Sep 02, 2010
@efe, i think say na only me dey talk am ooo
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 9:23am On Sep 02, 2010
nope and i dont mind u telling me undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 9:01am On Sep 02, 2010
u knw, its kinda surprising at how u guys spend close to midnight on Nland after a hard day's work, as for element, im no fit try am ooo
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 10:45pm On Sep 01, 2010
anyway b4 i go, idowu nland never do u. beta dey come home nw nw if u no want make i rough handle ur body;-);-)
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 10:38pm On Sep 01, 2010
hey guys, just wanted to drop by to say a last hello b4 i finally go to bed, and also happy bday my brother
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 8:52pm On Sep 01, 2010
idowu my luv, am leaving already, meet ya at home kiss kiss kiss kiss

*element rushes out, finds out he forgets his briefcase grin grin grin, comes back to pick it and rushes to d car cos of who he wants to really meet at home* kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 8:50pm On Sep 01, 2010
Studio CFR:
Lol - ELEMENT, u be real aboki walahi. bakery' dey work for nighthuh

I still dey wonder how u wan satisfy your fat and lazy IDOWU wit that your dangling piece of decoration- - wey be like the size of my last smallest finger.

Hisses on u in every dialect of nigeria.
ur matter no need reply, i don give u my advice, go see doctor tongue tongue undecided undecided undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 8:42pm On Sep 01, 2010
@jokingmary, thanks jor, infact u too get mouth jor

anyway stud, i dont av time for u, i'll soon be leaving and dat makes u very lucky

@my sweetymoa, dont worry we go meet for house ok? abeg charge well well ooo because na bulldozer i dey bring today ooo grin grin grin kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 8:33pm On Sep 01, 2010
Studio CFR:
Village Champions- - - see dia head like Don Jazzy Own
it be like say u just dey hear dat name abi

@idowu,
i would soon be leaving, as u knw dis is d time i leave office, sha prepare d usual for me ooo grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: ~ Jokers Offtopic Amusement Park by ElementG(m): 8:13pm On Sep 01, 2010
even self d guy don commot already wink wink wink

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