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Travel › Re: Taxi Driver Breaks Down In Tears After His Car Was Hit By A Lady In Lagos. PICS by eleojo23: 9:37am On Jul 06, 2017
Why cry?
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23:
OLADO:
Waaaawu!

1.5TB person go just proud for street in 1st month. Do free hotspot. Church sef go beg say brother, the church will like to live stream, use data as tithe....but awọn wreckers fit download only 10movies pere, data ma jo
princetom1:
. E be like say na same boat we dey o, the more d data i have the crazier it gets for me and it's never enough
toluwanimi07:
when u have data ehn dat spirit just comes to be downloading anyhow and be deleting
If I jam 1TB data anywhere, I go download five 50GB torrent files for a start! grin
Health › Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by eleojo23: 9:07am On Jul 06, 2017
playcharles:
I think they should be varnish from nairaland for saying nothing
You mean banished?
Health › Re: What If One Of My Breasts Is Bigger Than The Other? by eleojo23: 8:54am On Jul 06, 2017
It is called breast civil war..
It happens because the two breasts are fighting over who gets the bigger share of the allocation of fat produced by the body.
They keep on fighting until the day they get tired and sign a treaty to sheath their swords and share the fat equally but that treaty doesn't usually last long...

Hope you understand?

OK. bye. grin
Celebrities › Re: Richard Mofe-damijo Celebrates His 56th Birthday Today by eleojo23: 8:42am On Jul 06, 2017
He looks more handsome than when he was young.
Phones › Re: Meizu A5 Launched With Octa-core CPU, 8MP Camera by eleojo23: 7:01pm On Jul 05, 2017
Raskasal:
A9 Pro. I did a review on that. Check youtube
OK. Thanks
YouTube link?
Romance › Re: African Lady And Her Older Oyinbo Husband Loved Up by eleojo23: 10:16pm On Jul 04, 2017
adewumiopeyemi:
combination of black and white... equal to... __________________ grin grin
Ash...grin
Romance › Re: African Lady And Her Older Oyinbo Husband Loved Up by eleojo23: 10:15pm On Jul 04, 2017
This is what we call black and White...
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 10:11pm On Jul 04, 2017
write2obi:
As an online service provider, we meet different caliber of people every day, my aim is always to conclude yet another deal and leave a happy customer. Protein0 i thinks i feel your pain but you took things too far and too personal, during transaction you should always keep your mind on the target " HAVING A SUCCESSFUL TRANSACTION" , now you ended up with an unsuccessful deal and unhappy customers.
This is phone thread where we do deals of 40, 100, 200k, maybe that's why you guys thinks it's wrong for scarr to press the panic button. Coming from the property section where deals worth millions are conducted, a paying customer has the right to demand his services which ever way he pleases, our own as services provider is leave another customer happy at the end of the transaction. Protein0 sir, business is business, don't always look at the profit margin or the clients conduct, always look to get one over the line, think of your customers as King no matter what.

My humble opinion
True talk.
Sometimes we just have to ignore people's attitude and look at the big picture.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 9:12pm On Jul 04, 2017
write2obi:
I think it's wrong to display your clients full name like that, please take it down.
I agree with this

@Protein0 please take that screenshot down.
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of Omoni Oboli's Son Cooking As She Advises Women To Teach Their Sons by eleojo23: 9:07pm On Jul 04, 2017
Well, I can cook
Crime › Re: Crying Robber Escapes Jungle Justice After Trying To Stab A Lady. Photos/video by eleojo23: 7:43pm On Jul 04, 2017
I am waiting for the day Nigerians will burn the big thieves.
Phones › Re: Meizu A5 Launched With Octa-core CPU, 8MP Camera by eleojo23: 7:34pm On Jul 04, 2017
Raskasal:
AND THEY ARE WAY BETTER THAN ALL THESE HYPED AFRICAN BRANDS. I'VE USED A FEW AND I COULD RECOMMEND THEM TO ANY ONE, THE LATEST BEING BLACKVIEW..
Please which blackview model have u used?
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23:
Protein0:
Chief, u can't dictate what I'll do here sir.
You didn't allow my promised time to lapse b4 shouting my name.
Your money is disturbing my account already.
Send your details and have it.

However, if you still want the phone, kindly contact someone else sir.
My service in whatever form isn't for u.


To all my lovers here kindly forgive me on this. This guy isn't going to have the phone.
Pls pardon me. This is the only way d 'scar' his words has on my psyche can be removed
Protein0, just give him the phone.

Your image is still intact since we have the full
story.

You have to deal with this kind of thing once in a while while doing business.

Please just give him the phone.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23: 6:56pm On Jul 04, 2017
donkafor:
Too long to read all... grin
No way, you must start from page 1 grin
Politics › Re: Buhari's Cabal & Saraki Meet On How To Stop Osinbajo From Becoming President- SR by eleojo23: 6:33pm On Jul 04, 2017
If it becomes necessary that Osibanjo should become president and they try to stop him, it won't be only IPOB that would be singing the secession song.
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23:
Protein0:
This almost got me crying.
I'm just honoured.

To this end, recommend 2 people to have brand new xiaomi redmi note 4x (3+32gb), Any colour for, 56k each with 4 business days delivery.
Yes! 4 business days!!
Free case and glass for them too.

Just 2 people pls.
They can have the money I wan dash sir scarr. kiss
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by eleojo23:
The scar guy no try at all.
Protein0 and Noobody have been helping people with their orders on this thread before now
Romance › Re: I Want To Be Remembered For Having World’s Biggest Hips - American Woman by eleojo23: 12:33pm On Jul 04, 2017
These are not hips! I repeat these are not hips!

This is called rear burden. A burden that no human being should carry !
Phones › Re: Meizu A5 Launched With Octa-core CPU, 8MP Camera by eleojo23: 12:16pm On Jul 04, 2017
Raskasal:
AND THEY ARE WAY BETTER THAN ALL THESE HYPED AFRICAN BRANDS. I'VE USED A FEW AND I COULD RECOMMEND THEM TO ANY ONE, THE LATEST BEING BLACKVIEW..
Which Blackview do you use?

Blackview A8 Max?
Phones › Re: Meizu A5 Launched With Octa-core CPU, 8MP Camera by eleojo23: 11:31am On Jul 04, 2017
Kobicove:
Where did you get all these names from? grin
Go and find out grin
Family › Re: I Caught Her Cheating, Wedding In Two Months, Should I Go Ahead Out Of Pity? by eleojo23: 10:44am On Jul 04, 2017
Now she has been begging me to forgive her and not put her to shame because PEOPLE are already looking forward to our wedding day. Wedding preparations already in place. In fact preparations already 80% done.
Why didn't she think about this before now?

The fact that she still maintained the relationship with the other man suggests that your relationship with her wasn't that important to her.
Phones › Re: Meizu A5 Launched With Octa-core CPU, 8MP Camera by eleojo23: 10:41am On Jul 04, 2017
johnlondon:
Add these ones also - Oukitel - Doogee
Yeah.. I will add oukitel.
I intentionally left out Doogee because of their malware issues
Phones › Re: Meizu A5 Launched With Octa-core CPU, 8MP Camera by eleojo23:
I know some people will come here and ask "which one is Meizu again?"

Oya let me even give you more names to check out.

-Xiaomi
-Leagoo
-Umidigi
-Umi
-One plus
-Blackview
-Asus
-Cubot
-Homtom
-Leeco
-Oukitel
-Bluboo

No be only Tecno and Gionee dey exist grin
Travel › Re: Peace Mass Transit Crushes Man Dead In Enugu Today(Graphic Photos) by eleojo23: 9:42am On Jul 04, 2017
PMT drivers are usually very rough both in behavior and driving.
Romance › Re: 7 Features Women Secretly Find Attractive In Men by eleojo23: 9:39am On Jul 04, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


No wonder.
I have all these features.....
For your mind...
Romance › Re: 7 Features Women Secretly Find Attractive In Men by eleojo23:
*A New Metal is added to Chemistry:*

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time.

*Physical Properties :*
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

*Chemical Properties :*
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

*Occurrence :*
Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

Woe unto you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

Please circulate to all scientists
Phones › Re: Itel Mobile Unveils P51 – A Powerful Phone That Can Last 3 Days From 1 Charge by eleojo23: 9:26am On Jul 04, 2017
Only 1GB RAM? huh

Not interested please.
Christianity Etc › Re: Esther Benyeogo Wins N260m At RCCG Talent Show (Photos) by eleojo23:
ShobayoEmma:
Rccg has lost its place in christiandom indeed. How many souls will this cash earn for Christ compared to using it to further the cause of missionary or sponsoring more media preaching or better still use it to build free schools for the lesspriviledge. #govtreturnourcrs#
I beg to differ.
This is actually a good thing.
The church has always been confined to the four walls of a building. We have always thought that music, arts and entertainment are worldly and so we left it for the secular people. But that was a big mistake. There is nothing bad with arts and entertainment if the focus is on Christ.
We left mainstream entertainment to secular people and now the airwaves have been polluted with all kinds of rubbish which we now have to deal with as Christians.
Have you considered how many souls bad secular music has led away from Christ?

If we had taken entertainment seriously and encouraged our own people from the beginning, we would not have to deal with these profanities we hear everyday.
Career › Re: Funke Abimbola And Her 23 Pages Of CV Got People Talking by eleojo23:
My own CV is just one page.
Bottom line: Whether your CV is 1 page or 23 pages, just make sure that all the qualifications listed in it are not just on paper but also in your brain for active practical use.
Phones › Re: Pictures: Is Glo The Fastest Network In Nigeria by eleojo23: 6:02pm On Jul 02, 2017
dukeo:
Guy why are you comparing 3G and 4G?
3G or 4G, speed na speed grin
I know MTN 4G will beat Glo's any day.

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