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RomanceRe: Can A Man Love A Woman And Still Cheat On Her? by Elgaxton(m): 3:57pm On Mar 13, 2008
r_o_b_b_y:
@post
Very possible and quite frequent. Mostly in a "no-sex" relationship.
very true indeed
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Afraid To Kiss: Is That Normal? by Elgaxton(m): 3:53pm On Mar 13, 2008
Afraid of what? Saliva? Maybe she is Saliva phobic and i can't blame her. Or does she see it as a sign of commitment? If it is then she will come around. Or better yet, tell her you have a surprise for her, have her close her eyes and BANG! There is your Kissssssssss.

@Babe1



Spoilt gal grin grin cheesy shocked
RomanceRe: What Single Men Hate Most in Ladies? by Elgaxton(m): 3:05pm On Mar 13, 2008
software:
so many many things i dislike about most ladies,

presently, what this ladies are after is Money, money money money, they lie alot also, They are scammers

can u imagine, an old friend called me one day on phone, and she told me she would be coming down to Abuja, and that when she gets to Abuja, she wants to buy a new phone, and that she wants me to escort her there so i could he her choose a good one, (I told her no probs)

On getting to Abuja, she called me, we met somewhere and went to a shop to get a new phone, Getting there, She started to point to BIG BIG BIG phones, Nokia Nseries e.t.c ,meanwhile, she was just with 18,000naira,

At last she agreed to buy a phone of 25,000naira,

She then asked me "Emma, please can i get 7,000naira from you there?" [size=18pt]I told her NO NO NO O, I only came here with 200naira, and besides, i am broke, [/size]

She was disappointed so much that she didnt buy the phone again, she was really mad at me, (i didnt even care)

TILL TODAY, SHE NO DEY CALL MY NUMBER, NOT EVEN A FLASH,

grin
Makes a lot of sense men. That's the kind of thing I will do in such a situation.

I hate ladies who are unncecessarily demanding.

I asked one out for a Lunch/dinner on xmas and all she could say was:

Please just use the money to Buy Recharge card for me. What rubbish!


I haaaaaate lady Snubs.


and I hate Aritificial Ladies too.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photoshop Class by Elgaxton(m): 10:51am On Mar 13, 2008
See what I Got sha

Target: Flash Video Recorder 1.00
Protection: Armadillo 3.78 (unpacked + repacked with FSG to save space)
Compatible systems: Microsoft Windows Vista Compatible
MSRP: 49.95 USD
Free for Astalavista.ms forum members

Flash Video Recorder is a professional quality video production studio designed to capture and record screen activity in real time. With this video recording software you can capture the moving action on your computer screen and save it as a video file all in a matter of minutes. Here's the breakthrough. You don't have to spend hundreds of dollars anymore to get a video capturing tool for recording your screen activities into both AVI video and FLASH .swf files because now you have Flash Video Recorder

Flash Video Screen Recorder lets you record your screen with audio, video and webcam to create:
Company video presentations showcasing your company products, key personal corporate messages and general announcements.
Product demos with our exclusive Screen Caption to highlight product features
Training videos where you can detail exactly how to use your product or software.
Create 'how to' videos for your customers showing them every step from unpacking to installation
Online lectures for sharing information

, and that's just the beginning.

Flash Video Recorder is easy fun and easy to use.

Here we go:

http://www.zshare.net/download/6894904e6a6d4b/
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photoshop Class by Elgaxton(m): 10:35am On Mar 13, 2008
Truetalk:
I mean converting micromedia flash project into probably .avi,mpeg.

I hope u understand me now guys.\\thanks
I have not seen it yet o.

I only know about AVI MpEG to SWF,

I'll keep searching though.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photoshop Class by Elgaxton(m): 8:44am On Mar 12, 2008
Truetalk:
I would like to convert my flash project to a video format any softwares to use and the download link .I go dey happy oh if u guys can help.

E go bettter someday oh.
hmmm!

I have not seen that one before o, but u can use video camera to focus on the screen and capture it as a video.


I go try search around sha.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photoshop Class by Elgaxton(m): 2:16pm On Mar 11, 2008
which of them?
Christianity EtcRe: Why Condoms Should Be Distributed In The Church by Elgaxton(m): 1:52pm On Mar 11, 2008
Hi All,

How una dey?

Maybe Bulletproofs should also be distributed in churches so that

those who want to become Armed- robbers, can be saved too
RomanceRe: Move On!!!!!! by Elgaxton(m): 12:06pm On Mar 11, 2008
Hi Raimond,

How u dey? Please forget about the nasty comments most pple have made here.

I think the easiest way to deal with this situation is to get out of the house (that's if its ur house o)

Or go rent your own place. whether she's 14 or under aged is b=not question here but the fact that u are falling for her

courtesy of her physique.

The easiest way to deal with sexual wahala is to get out of sight.

Pele sha I feel ur wahala.

When will Nairalanders learn to respond and not React to posts.
RomanceRe: Isn't Love At First Sight Infatuation? by Elgaxton(m): 10:41am On Mar 11, 2008
Love at first sight is more of Lust than love itself.

U see a pretty lady or Handsome guy, u start feeling some kinda nasty sensation / chemistry (even from afar).


You meet the person and u guys just gel well. Next thing, sex until una tire and the whole so-called love disappears becos there was never a foundation for ya love.

Love involves a lot of discipline Jare.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photoshop Class by Elgaxton(m): 10:19am On Mar 11, 2008
They used Flash but converted the flash to GIF, Hold on let me give you the software to use.


Yeah! yeah!!


http://www.divshare.com/download/1488798-2bd

enjoy cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Lose Interest In Relationships After The Chase? by Elgaxton(m): 10:07am On Mar 11, 2008
selfishness from both sides finito! especially from the GUYS Smiley
You know that's not true; is from the ladies cheesy
RomanceRe: Isn't Love At First Sight Infatuation? by Elgaxton(m): 8:01pm On Mar 10, 2008
Love at first sight?Men this thing no dey exist ooohhhh!Attracted at fisrt sight,yes.Infatuated at first sight,very common.Stunned at first sight,ok.But love at first sight?Naaaah.Love is like a seed,it has to be planted and nurtured before it blossoms and this process takes time.Maybe that phrase should be expressed as a clause Wink like em,em,em,let's see.Ok,"knew at first sight that I would fall in love", how's that?
Big Thumbs up for ur post bro.
RomanceRe: comon by Elgaxton(m): 7:45pm On Mar 10, 2008
hey poster,

the problem with ya palava is that when u finally fall in love;

na u go wan commit suicide when the babe resist u. cheesy

Just be careful sha, ladies can be desperate when they are in love
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Lose Interest In Relationships After The Chase? by Elgaxton(m): 6:23pm On Mar 10, 2008
selfishness from both sides finito! especially from the babes smiley
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photoshop Class by Elgaxton(m): 12:27am On Mar 08, 2008
Hi Buzzgonz,

I will really like to share the file there but its kinda big.

its not difficult to download from axifile.com though.

click on the link above and enter the six digits in the link, afterwards enter ur the password.

Its that easy ok.

Have fun
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photoshop Class by Elgaxton(m): 10:09am On Mar 07, 2008
Hi A2J,



I guess u are Vista, Right click on the icon on the Desktop and choose Run as administrator.

As for the Anti virus, u can uninstall it anyhow u like sha, I like unistalling from control panel.

Yeah I 'll like to see ya website. cheesy

Hola @ moi
RomanceRe: Funny Marriage Proposal by Elgaxton(m): 8:35am On Mar 07, 2008
Lack of communication on the guys part but the girl's lack of communication was even worse.

for all I care, after a long relationship the next step is usually marriage, from the guy's point of view,

I believe he's a simple guy who must have been pondering on how to deliver the message.

I don't think he must have had the intention of dissing the lady in anyway. The lady should have

simply corrected him or maybe stylishly reject the proposal passing the message that she's still interested

but the guy should put more effort. Anyhow sha Different Strokes for different Folks.
PoliticsNigerian Teenager Wins British Parliamentary Debate by Elgaxton(op): 12:57pm On Mar 06, 2008
http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/board/main-square/45293-nigerian-teenager-wins-british-parliamentary-debate.html

Nigerian teenager wins British parliamentary debate
By Funmi Falobi, Reporter, Lagos

Seventeen-year-old Henry Akahara, a student of Government Senior Secondary School, Surulere, Lagos, who won a gold medal in the world class youth debate in the British House of Commons, has been awarded scholarship up to university level anywhere in the world by the Lagos State Government.

Lagos State Governor, Babatunde Fashola (right), being presented with the gold medal of the British House of Commons debate won by Henry Akahara (left), a student of Government Senior Secondary School, Surulere, Lagos , on Monday

Governor Babatunde Fashola announced the gesture on Monday at a special reception where Henry was also given a laptop computer by the government.

Fashola said it is important to celebrate him, considering the honour he has brought to Lagos and the country.

He noted that if Henry had committed crime in the United Kingdom, he would have made headlines, but now that he has done the country proud, he deserves to be applauded.

Fashola beat his chest that Lagos public schools have won diverse awards from far and near, and pledged to use the 2008 budget to provide quality schools in rural areas, and improve the education sector.

“I think we should celebrate Henry extensively. The future of this country and Lagos lies in bringing up an educated workforce. We must invest in more of people like Henry who would take the leadership of this country and the state to greater heights,” he added.

Henry explained that “my experience during the debate has exposed me to danger intrinsic in modern day slavery, and I will use the award to combat the menace.”

Henry, the son of Police Inspector, Christopher Akahara, represented Nigeria through the British Council’s pet project “Dreams and Teams” to participate in the world youth debate, which drew 200 students from 60 countries.
EducationNigerian Teenager Wins British Parliamentary Debate by Elgaxton(op): 12:53pm On Mar 06, 2008
Source ==>> http://www.nigeriavillagesquare.com/board/main-square/45293-nigerian-teenager-wins-british-parliamentary-debate.html

Nigerian teenager wins British parliamentary debate
By Funmi Falobi, Reporter, Lagos

Seventeen-year-old Henry Akahara, a student of Government Senior Secondary School, Surulere, Lagos, who won a gold medal in the world class youth debate in the British House of Commons, has been awarded scholarship up to university level anywhere in the world by the Lagos State Government.

Lagos State Governor, Babatunde Fashola (right), being presented with the gold medal of the British House of Commons debate won by Henry Akahara (left), a student of Government Senior Secondary School, Surulere, Lagos , on Monday

Governor Babatunde Fashola announced the gesture on Monday at a special reception where Henry was also given a laptop computer by the government.

Fashola said it is important to celebrate him, considering the honour he has brought to Lagos and the country.

He noted that if Henry had committed crime in the United Kingdom, he would have made headlines, but now that he has done the country proud, he deserves to be applauded.

Fashola beat his chest that Lagos public schools have won diverse awards from far and near, and pledged to use the 2008 budget to provide quality schools in rural areas, and improve the education sector.

“I think we should celebrate Henry extensively. The future of this country and Lagos lies in bringing up an educated workforce. We must invest in more of people like Henry who would take the leadership of this country and the state to greater heights,” he added.

Henry explained that “my experience during the debate has exposed me to danger intrinsic in modern day slavery, and I will use the award to combat the menace.”

Henry, the son of Police Inspector, Christopher Akahara, represented Nigeria through the British Council’s pet project “Dreams and Teams” to participate in the world youth debate, which drew 200 students from 60 countries.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photoshop Class by Elgaxton(m): 8:58am On Mar 06, 2008
A2J,

Thanks for the compliment!

No wahala we can be friends, my email for yahoo chat is :

Onyeogali@yahoo.com then we go yan plenty,
TV/MoviesRe: Review Any Movie by Elgaxton(m): 10:10am On Mar 05, 2008
Hi Guyz,

I love the movie : "Dont Be a Menace"

Very nice, I want to see the movie again o.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photoshop Class by Elgaxton(m): 10:46am On Mar 04, 2008
Hi A2J

Portable dream weaver for you:

http://rapidshare.com/files/96383287/adb_drmwevrcs3_portable.rar

U suppose don dey pay me by now cheesy

enjoy!!
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Photoshop Class by Elgaxton(m): 9:41am On Mar 03, 2008
Hi A2J,

Good u have done that, I 'll get back to you on the edge stuff.

Here's the download link for Photoshop CS3.

Its a portable one

What is Portable?

Portable means that this is a smaller version, with the same features and everything, that is so small that can fit your USB stick. It also means that all you have to do is to extract the folder, and NO INSTALLATION NEEDED! after you extract you can start using it. which means NO KEY / ACTIVATION OR CRACK NEEDED! It Is So Simple!


Instructions:

-Download
-Extract the RAR (NO PASS )
-Get to the folder u extracted, and open Photoshop.exe.
-START USING IT!!

http://rapidshare.com/files/59475594/portphot-sies3333.rar

enjoy
Jobs/VacanciesRe: A System Administrator Needed Urgently In Abuja by Elgaxton(op): 12:34pm On Feb 28, 2008
Hi everyone,

The entry has ended o abeg make una cool down for the mails.

Please we don't need any more Resume entry.

Thanks
CareerSystem Admin Wanted Asap by Elgaxton(op): 1:10pm On Feb 27, 2008
Hello everyone,

A new company needs a System Administrator very Urgently

Before 12.00 noon 28th march

Hurry up o.

The Job is in Abuja please.

Send your Resume to elgaxton@gmail.com

All the best
Jobs/VacanciesA System Administrator Needed Urgently In Abuja by Elgaxton(op): 1:08pm On Feb 27, 2008
Hello everyone,

A new company needs a System Administrator very Urgently

Before 12.00 noon 28th march

Hurry up o.

The Job is in Abuja please.

Send your Resume to elgaxton@gmail.com

All the best
PoliticsRe: Presidential Election Tribunal Upholds Yar'adua's Election by Elgaxton(m): 3:38pm On Feb 26, 2008
Hi all,

Let's assume that Y'aradua lost in this matter.

Please tell me who you think can take his place without the normal Naija

groove/stealing ati bebe lo.

Make una tell me o.
CultureChinese Babe Dey Blast Pidgin English by Elgaxton(op): 3:03pm On Feb 26, 2008

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