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Christianity EtcRe: Lovemaking After Traditional Wedding Only: Is This Fornication? by Elgaxton(m): 6:26pm On Feb 04, 2008
It is not fornication at all so far u are married at all, traditionally or otherwise.

God recognises all marriage institution even he is not in that marriage he recognises the fact that the two of u are


joined together by marriage.
CultureRe: My Wife-To-Be Is An "Osu" by Elgaxton(m): 9:49pm On Feb 03, 2008
@poster

i think u should settle down b4 rushing into any decisions.

First of all try to convince ur parents about ur love for this gal

and how it has nothing to do wit what ur ancestors or hers did.


irrespective of their ignorance it is good to have their marriage blessing or what do u think?

Don't elope o, try to yan with them ok

all the best men. cool
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Ghana: Can We Beat The Host Country? by Elgaxton(m): 9:23pm On Feb 03, 2008
I'm tryin to imagine what it would look like if the referee had not awarded the free kick that gave Ghana there first goal grin grin

make una easy for the beef by the way tongue
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 8:47am On Jan 29, 2008
when she is sacked she will blame the devil or some auntie in the village doing "juju" for her, lol
Hahhahahaha Very funnny!
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 6:33pm On Jan 28, 2008
omoge:
awwwwwwwwww cheesy man, hang on okay. will get back to ya real quick wink

by the way, that drum wey dey near you, na for wetin? if no be ogogoro grin
Hi Omoge,


I thot u would say happy new year too, howz where be dat place wey u dey again sef?

u never buy ya phone eh? ok o cool i no dey hang in again o.
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 1:50pm On Jan 28, 2008
Una still dey fight? Make una continue o jare.

Omoge happy new year o, as e be sey u come back to this thread dey yan sey me I shack Ogogoro no wahala.

I been dey try be ya friend but u sey make I go hang ok o.

happy new year to u all and I hope The UK pips get Stingier than ever lol.
CultureRe: How Is Christmas Celebrated In Nigeria? by Elgaxton(m): 2:12pm On Jan 07, 2008
Y'all abroad good for ya grin cheesy, This years xmas was extra cool men, Had fun toi the fullest.

Omoge So u've done what u p[romised me, na wah o u for just do am just for the xmas sha.


Hope u hgad fun though grin
TV/MoviesRe: What Can Be Done To Improve Nigerian Movies? by Elgaxton(m): 1:46pm On Jan 07, 2008
No.3 They should start writing scripts that are reasonable and creative, no more copy and paste of Beauty and the beast

4). They should get better Directors wey get sense

5). They should be ready to do High budget movies with good logistics
CareerRe: Masters Degree Or Work Experience To Work In Nigeria by Elgaxton(m): 2:31pm On Jan 03, 2008
5 different contracted companies should be it!

Masters is different from experience itself cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Your New Year Resolutions For 2008? by Elgaxton(m): 5:40pm On Dec 27, 2007
start up my new Company and reap all I sowed in the past years!

I wish y'all the best cheesy
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 5:19pm On Dec 27, 2007
darfur:
elgie my maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

elgie merry xmas from stingy darfur in stingy UK cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
elgie i de fall in naija on the 28th cheesy cheesy cheesy heading striaght to villa.

i would have come before xmas but i recalled that it will be more expensive for me, so i plan to come just after the xmas when the hype is dying out. that way i'll spend little and before anyone notices my presence i'll be back in the UK spending only 6 days. . . . .and spending less money [color=#770077][/color]grin grin grin grin

who say stingyness de expire grin grin grin grin

oga siena, elgie, omoge(elgie's nemesis grin grin), omogenaija, everyone that met this thread. . . . my Ist thread in nairaland. i wish you all merry xmas and happy new yr.

elgie e go better next yr you hear? my friend is still waiting for ya application cheesy
O'l boy i dey o!

i don apply sef, I suppose spend the xmas for that una stingy uk but dem sey na next year dem go answer my application, I no see winterbunton o.

Omoge no be my nemesis again o, na my babe she be na o, she call me one day like into surprise call grin grin

Carry pounds come o cheesy grin oh oops i forget sey, grin tongue wink

Hope sey una jollificate for yonder sha abi na cold mama una plenty grin
RomanceRe: Trust In A Relationship: Should It Be 100%? by Elgaxton(m): 5:43pm On Dec 25, 2007
Hmmmm

Why not? Trust her 100% as in 100% to do the wrong things and 100% to do the right things wink

That's women for u! cool
EventsRe: Wish Someone A 'Merry Christmas' by Elgaxton(m): 4:53pm On Dec 25, 2007
Omoge cheesy Darfur, Sienna, Toshman and all Stingy Uk pips grin cool, Merry Xmas to u all.
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 4:43pm On Dec 25, 2007
Darfur, Omoge, The King of Stingy of UK (Sienna), and all my stingy Uk Uk pips,
I say merry XMAS To ya' all grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 8:50am On Nov 13, 2007
@omoge!

So u don bust Jegge finish with ur fone for me na to spray pepper for my eyes na him be the next thing shey?

I know sey u dey miss me plenty, if not u for no be the first to open door when i knock after a long time

meanwhile ur phone suppose don charge finish so dial me one time!

I miss u guyz though grin grin cheesy
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 12:46pm On Nov 07, 2007
Kpom Kpom Kpom!!!

Anybody dey house,

Ok o Stingy people how una dey na? Long time no see or hear or vex!

Ngwa make unu take care!!

Darfur u don go hang,

The girl wey e fone dey bath u don towel the fone?

I hail all of una O grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: House Of Reps Member Slumps And Dies In Etteh Must Go Brawl by Elgaxton(m): 11:36pm On Oct 17, 2007
eeeeyaa

The man na him be sacrificial Lamb for the house grin

Only God knows what will happen to his family


hope sey de house members go cool down now
EducationRe: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by Elgaxton(m): 10:55pm On Oct 17, 2007
hhahahahaha! funny thread, was nt a bad boy in Saint patrick's college(any patrician in the house) but loved pranks like:

1. going to a guys bed in the night to snatch someones bedsheet and covering myself with it backing the guy and runnig away like a hooded thief.

2. sneaking to som1's bed and humming like a mosquito and pinching the guy the same time

3. dodgin out of skool to a restaurant, we used to call it swe-pay!(big crime in skool then)

4. Tappin a uys biro not knowing he was seeing me with his half-past six eyes(the next thing i heard was :ehn u wan use my biro eh bring am when u

finish eh(i was so embarassed).

5. wrappin grounded chalk with paper and placing it in the mouth of some guyz who loved dozing during night preps making it look like they were smoking
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 8:34am On Oct 15, 2007
Darfur so u dey pray make i hang eh? grin shocked


I'm alive kicking well, How i go hang becos of babe wey i neva see her pix sef. Abeg I don belleful for waiting

there are many fishes in the river o

So u allow niceuzor pass come dey block me later u go dey call me ur man
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 8:20am On Oct 12, 2007
eheeeeeen!

Omoge so na Niceuzor dey chat u up for yahoo wey make u dey hang me on, u eh? kai! u no gree call, u dey talk hang on(on what)!

abeg follow ur stingy niceuzor/darfur i no hang again, i don tire! grin cheesy make i go look for babe beta wey fine for picture tongue

Omogenaija by the time this pple dey thru with u for stingy uk eh, u go know sey [s]eleven tubers of yam na for eleven days only. [/s]grin

U beta stay back where u dey o, even if na AJ just stay there grin
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 12:19pm On Oct 09, 2007
@jayon

U be fish o! ITI abuke!

Only u de for Uk and New York!

Onyeala!
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 8:39am On Oct 09, 2007
@Jayon

U see that ur signature, Do u understand what it means? It means that if jesus does not lie u should not lie too!

When i take beg u for money? Mumu Boy like!

Vicjustice!!! Please come o grin grin The Impostor is here o, lying again!

Hehehehe

I know sey ur mind don fly as u hear that name Vicjustice! grin grin grin
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 8:13am On Oct 09, 2007
@ Howddy

Thank u jare!

U no see as Omoge dey stingy with her number grin grin

Darfur daffy wetin dey shellle for ur side na? Meegwo! shocked shocked grin grin
TravelRe: Nigerians In The UK Are So Stingy by Elgaxton(op): 9:46am On Oct 08, 2007
@darfur

How far na? My weekend was groovy, since u and Omoge dey 4m for me na, Na him i go groove with some of dem chikitos!!

@Jayon
wetin u find come this thread? I go call VicJustice for u o! grin cool U no know sey i dey follow u eh? hehehe


@Omoge

Na laff u come here come laff since, I dey vexx for u!

simple call u no fit ah! Hiissssssssssssssss!

come raise my hope with dopeman music come begin laff



Why tantalize my tongue with a drop of honey and not at least one spoonful! angry long hisssss

Abeg jare! where simply me dey sef

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