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Hmmmmm

Do I smell jealousy around the corner, na wah for _{soul patrol} o!

Meanwhile Omoge, I need that your number, but i no understand u at all again o, u no get phone, credit card everything na wah o,

Anyhow sha OUR LOVE GOES ON ANYTIME! irrespective the love police (_{soul patrol}) wey dey

patrol this forumn


@ His Stinginess! Darfur

Na wah for u o! so u even stingy reach person number

na wah o!

UK Certified Stingy Nigerian!(UCSN). I dey come make i go make your stamp and certificate!

Yawn! make i go prepare for my birthday jare, can't wait for tomoro!


by the way u can hola me happy birthday if u are interested: +2348032901183


@_{Love Patrol} sorry Soul patrol

u no see as we dey demo our love?

chei love sweet o!

Omoge how far na?

Oya give me your account number make I put the cash for ur phone

@poster!

Ur system could be infected, if ur norton antivirus is not up to date then u are in trouble sooo just uninstall if u cant update it and install NOD32.

I tell u, u'll definitely catch some viruses in that system of urs with NOD32, I know its infected cos U do use a flash drive right?

If u want Nod32 U can mail me, elgaxton@gmail.com!


Kpele o it can be annoying! when a Pentium M behaving like an x86 system

@Oyie!

U are lucky o, They blocked the site in my office becos it was just too addictive so na for outside office i for dey browse nairaland.

Hey bros poster!

Life don hit u, 1000miles per hour, that JAMB u hired someone to write for u has caught up with u. nevertheless life goes on, just buckle ur shoes and move

on and dont even intend to give up on education, U can rewrite ur jamb this time at least u will pass with all the school experience.

So 'em just stand up sha and live the life ok!

@everybody

i HAIL ALL OF UNA O! nice to hear from you guyz, meanwhile that pix is kinda old o

That was in Enugu Richard street, I know sey una go comment

@Omoge na that drum we dey hide our money that time for skool

U must call me on my birthday O, no excuses at all!


@Cabali

U are the only one still angry n this thread o pls dont be angry my brother eh, let's be friends!


Where's Darfur by the way, abeg o no tell am anything till after my birthday!


I still salute una


Omoge u know we are love birds na!

hey na wah o, i think sey this thred don end,

anyhow sha i wan hail all dem stingy bros wey dey Uk, e be like sey na cabali stingy pass for the whole crew

anyhow sha i dey invite una come for my b-day on tuesday 18th of sept!

Make una come make i treat una with Generousity jare!

There's more to life than being singy!

Darfur wetin happen, i've not heard from stingy a** for sometime


@Omoge how far na

call me on my b-day o

@ acidrop!



hellooo! what are u talking about?

@poster

where u at presently, cos if u hibernate in naija for one week continuosly non-stop u dey waste am for time!

e go still shut down by nepa that's for PC not laptop sha!

I like hibernating but not when plent applications are running o!


Ur Ram wil just misbehave!

unless its 1GB ram

@hot_goblin

I no see that word relocate for her post o, abi u get interest?

Back to topic and leave the two of us alone!

How come the poster is a male?

Is he gay?

Guyz are easy to please though, the question should be redirected

Abeg o! all then bbaes rfor this forumn!

Make una no go marry Yahoozie o, Their money never lasts !

@Gamine

where u dey stay for abj?

I no fit yarn again o

Omoge are u still there?

Money is the Oil that Lubricates a Love - based Relationship!

@Gamine

So when are u enterin abj?

@Gamine

Na u sound more like it? U know most pple in abuja grew up with that mentality of spending,


so if u don stay lag b4, u can swerve them back sha, I agree on that one but there first prices are usually very scary!


By the way I'm hardworking o, I dey office now dey design website for person so we fit meet if u no mind, I'm at labour House right now in 10 mins I'll be off to AP PLaza.

So u see! Would mind meeting with ya, whrere u dey now?

@Seun!


Journeying down to those satelite towns is not yam in a satchet o!

Kubwa is the closest one so far!

Infact Seun please can u direct me to one right place u know with good stuffs o!

@hob_goblin

Thanks

@Gamine

where in abuja? Nyanya maraba?, Karu or those satelite towns? things are mega cheap in those places but remember i said Wuse market!

Unless u dey for all those Only mumu dey go boutique level for those WUSE street hawkers!

ah ah! so u dont know WUSE market again?

@Gamine!

Ha! na u dey yarn! Here in abuja where i reside, nobody talks about thousands o! Millions

If u wan buy simple shoe sef for Wuse market, they ''l first start pricing from 50k

that was how one lady came to my office to sell wrist-watches she brought from UK, na so: 100,000naira


so u see we've got to mAKE THE MILLIONS SINCE LADIES' STUFF ARE KINDA EXPENSIVE U KNOW!

azpunpin:
@Topic,
Nah true talk u yan so, As i dey self me too don dey hussle here and there to make it ooooo Cos i dey pray make money enter Gbam,i will rock the whole Nigeria babes(LOL)No way because i love my Girl gannnnnnnnnn, Nah beta 4 worse b our contract,i don`t have enough $$$$ but i still get some to manage with her sha for the main time will i hit 1Milla $$$ soon, Watch our for my Plate Number in town: AZ-PUNPIN 1.

GBAM,

Guy i dey feel u gannnn

pple like u no go abroad to go fly kite at all

make all the money jare!

Rock alllllllll the babessss!

@gridlock!

So no hope for government workers eh?

wel any girl who's still waitiing for Hummer b4 she gets married has got to wait for a long time!


419 its even worse, she should prepare to trekk in the next five years

guys guys guys, u wanna starve a lady, ?


abeg we need tgo make this cash o

Don't 4get it's only poor pple that say money is not everything:


Always remember this:

The man who says that money cannot buy happiness has been shopping in the wrong places

Like sey Mbong dey there wen the thing happen abi he for don chop am for 404 meat and the money go enter voice-mail

its like DAFMAN IS THINKING LIKE LEONA HELMSEY!

ABEG DAFMAN IF You WAN KPAI PLS WILL UR CASH TO MY DOGZZ O

_{that's if u're not broke o!}

@poster!

Whoever says Happiness cannot be purchased have been shopping in the wrong place(s)

@+osisi abeg u no fit kill me laughter

see as u dey stroke Oke_amu

@soulpatrol

U mean if i eat late I will get fat? That means na 12:00am I go dey eat now o!

I wanna add weight abeg!

Ok o
what's for dinner, today is some1's birthday in my office so enough chop chop,


so funny pple are lookin for what to do to make dem slimm me, me I'm looking for WHAT TO MAKE ME FAT(IRONY OF LIFE)!

are u that fat? forget e my sister, just stay off junks and Ice-cream! eat good

U'll keep shape

for lunch? illk

That's more like bird food to me

E no dey form shit

y not eat something heavy that will hold ur stomach

@herdey2tu

hmmm

I had rice and beans with stew, na me prepare am o.

Well I'll likely take Eba and egusi soup for lunch that's if i have the time for it.!

U see urself, u wan stay off ice-cream come dey take Yoghurt! u try well well!

what's for lunch on ur side?

at the point where u can invest one million without the fear of the risk of loosing it

@HERDEY2TU

abeg na office politics jare, all this ladies wey get beef amongst themselves na them get the wahala!

reporting themselves that every1 browses nairaland.

U know ladies na!


so that's it

so what did u eat for breakfast?