SlayQueenSlayer:


How do I take power back from my girlfriend? She knows how much I love her pusssy and she's been using it against me. She would blackmail me before giving me pusssy.

then make her see that her pussy is not the only option you got... I am a woman i know how that works

When your wife holds power in your relationship you are doomed except you can take it back.

prince4pro2:
Chai Putin it shall never end well with u

where was it stated Russia did this?

9182736455O1999:

you never see anything.
They pranked one of our church member in 2019. She traveled outside the country only to discover it was a prank.

Juliet751:
You guys will body shame me.

funny girl

Skyfornia:
There was a lady that was madly in love with me but I wasn't feeling her...we were both living in asaba before I relocated to another state. So on this very April 1st, I lied to her that I'm in asaba and currently hanging out in a popular bar, she asked if she can come join me and I said yes..according to her, it was raining heavily in asaba that night but she defiled all odds and entered the rain to come meet her lover(me)...she got to the bar and asked for my spot, I told her to come upstairs, she came upstairs and couldn't find me, she was shivering cause of cold...she said she is upstairs and can't see me, I told her to come to the toilet that I went to pee...omo the girl was doing as instructed cause she was madly in love and eager to see me...it was when she entered the toilet and couldn't find me that I told her it is a prank(April fool)...

This girl never forgive me up till today even though she is married now...though I regretted my actions.

Any time we spoke on phone she always remind me of that incident and will end up asking me to send her airtime so she will forgive me...I have been sending airtime o and she still never forgive or forget

She named her first child ( a boy) after me...

it's either you are lying... if you are not, then that's a very dumb thing for a matured man to do...

Frank25:
Hello nairalanders today is regarded as world pranks day...., let's share pranks that went wrong.

Mine was when i told my dad that i impregnanted three ladies in our compound, the reaction my dad ignited gave goosepumps and chills down my body

Till today i am still regreting why i made that move.

you still didn't tell us anything... give us the full details not trailer



Besides I dont engage in April fool trash and I dont believe anything anybody says on that day.

HealerH:


"Being ahead of someone" isn't synonymous to "being richer than someone". There're other perspectives.

My grandfather is ahead of Elon Musk if we are talking of the journey to the grave.

And I'm ahead of Elon Musk if we're talking about poverty.

You can't be taller than me and shorter than me at the same time.

sir dont allow poverty deceive you

siofra:
He asked me to borrow him 100 naira.

Please I don't date men who borrow 100 naira.

Oh my God! Lol

Animegirl:


Nice one OP.

Also, if you invite a lady for a date, kindly pay the bills, dont expect her to share the bills with you. If you're broke just dey your dey, to impress no be by force.

The moment a man starts talking about sharing dinner bills he is broke.

wealth has a way of turning a man's mentality into sensibility

[quote author=Animegirl post=111514085][/quote] E reach to give them slap abeg

Badboibipo:


Aunty come and shit in my mouth and stop shouting, I will eat your warm shit with yam baby girl

thank You I Prefer Using The Toilet

fuckingAyaya:
Life ain't all about money

yes... when you dont have money

Can we say that to elon musk?

I Am Hearing Men Say lickin anus, why the fvck will you lick somebody anus? what kind of belittling yourself is that... disgusting men... *spits*

if you eat pussy thats fine but anus, jesus. how can you avoid not getting shit into your mouth. you people are disgusting

Moz22:
thanks.. I'll make amends. I've basically not done anything with my life since it happened. I even stayed away from my phone

I understand your situation, just pray to God for forgiveness, then apologize to your mom for hitting her, whether she forgives you or not God will forgive you and that is all you need.

By the way, because a man hit his parent doesnt mean his children will do same to him, dont believe that. Life doesnt work that way.

Fahdiga:
You try. kudos. May your children lift you 8ft above the ground and leave you to fall yakata in future in Jesus name amen

dont be stupid young man

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram

the SATISFACTION plenty NAA..


Dem no de talk am finish but I go try CAPRISUN some of Dem 4 u..


Na WEED make me PASS all my exams... Even if u no READ JAZZ in exam Hall, u go STILL write better tin.. so far as u don BLA ENOUGH WEED.. u go just de write all d exam like PESIN wey READ plenty book..


WEED go GIVE u better O.T ORIENTATION, U go de COORDINATE TINZ WELL..


WEED go make u get SWAG, Abi u No de SEE Dem davido and wizkid..


WEED go make u de tink or REASON mature like a man or woman..


IF u check am WELL.. 4 dis Life na mostly people wey de BLA WEED de make MONEY fast..


WEED go MOTIVATE u...


my BLODA d matterz plenty ooo..


LITE UP my WEED in peace...


WTF MAN!

weed made you pass exams... are you trying to be funny?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Na ENERGY DRINK u go buy give me to READ all dis matterz wey u TYPE 4 here ooo..



As 4 me... I No get RELATIONSHIP!



WEED is my RELATIONSHIP and MOTIVATION!


WEED is my LOCATION and RELOCATION!


WEED is my EXAMINATION and CALCULATION!


LITE UP my WEED in peace..


WTF MAN!

what Kind of satisfaction does weed give you exactly

SeaTrade:
Why e go pain me when I no lose money? Fine dining I no go, My drink still dey intact. So why e go pain me?

you are not good with women dude

Beebah2000:
Wahala for who dey do relationship for this generation.
I don wash my hand commot from any word way get 'MEN' and any word way start with 'R' con end with 'P'.
I can't kill myself.

look, relationships may be failing these days but trust me, there are still lots of great persons out there that would make you feel like they are too good to be true... it's just that they are scattered around the world.

Relationship is works... relationships are failing today because it's about sex and money.

BirtherOfKings:
Your relationship won't last three months if
- u and the partner don't share same values
- constant arguing and no headway to resolve issues
- if sex is involved
- little or no communication

I disagree with your third point...


Where did you hear that sex wont make a relationship last...

Lalasticlala mynd44

DANGER! WHY YOUR RELATIONSHIP WON’T LAST 3 MONTHS


1. GOSSIPING/KISS AND TELL
Gossiping is not limited to females alone, guys gossip too, but most times it’s a female thing. If you gossip people will find it easy to get secrets out of you. You will end up saying things that you are not meant to say, you will end up talking about your sex life with your partner or talking about his financial capacity just because he told you. Some girls are fond of discussing how they had sex with their partners or emphasizing on private issues that should not be emphasized in public.
Gossiping can become quite addictive, you know you are addicted to gossip when you can hardly sit quietly for 30 mins without mentioning somebody’s name and what happened to them. Gossiping or back biting can cause you to lose a relationship, there have been situations where women lost their men to friends because they opened their mouth too much and revealed too much.
Kiss and tell is a common attitude amongst guys, guys would sleep with a girl and tell his friends that he just did, some would go on taking pictures of her when she is naked and share with friends. Guys would tell his friends that he finally got to date that hot chick and they had sex through the night. Women feel like they have been stripped naked in public when they discover that you let the cat out of the bag… it can hurt your relationship with her and future relationships with other girls she may know.

2. ADDICTION
Addiction can be gaming, soccer, drugs, gambling, porn, and so on. An addiction has the ability to ruin not just your relationship but your career and entire life and honor. This is because addictions usually take you away from the real world and put you in a world that sucks you from reality and you begin to feel like without it you are not satisfied or complete.
Some years back there was news about a man who gambled not just his house but his wife and kids; she had to file for a divorce. I have seen gambling make men become wretched and poor after losing millions, I have seen gambling make men commit suicide.
Pornography addiction will automatically give birth to masturbation and masturbation addiction will ruin your erection strength and your feelings to actual sex. Once your brain is adapted to your hand as pleasure it could make you lose erection when having sex with a woman.
A girl complained of her boyfriend who was addicted to masturbation, she said she felt said because she was ready to give him sex whenever he wanted but he still went on masturbating, she had no option than to end the relationship, she literally told him to go on dating his hand.

3. CARELESS SPENDING
One of the effects of careless spending is that, you go broke faster than you imagine, another effect is that you cannot even clearly state what exactly you used the money for.
Either you are male or female, careless spending is dangerous, if you have a girlfriend who doesn’t care about your savings or who doesn’t care about spending wisely and she wants is you spending on her then break off that relationship now because she is going to tear you to pieces of poverty and move on to her next victim. Before she wastes you, you have to do away with her as quickly as possible. Such girls will be quick to see you as stingy and selfish if you refuse her requests, please dump her ass now.
If you are dating a guy who spends on you too much, he doesn’t save, he has no investments, no plans to make better use of money then you should run away. I know some people are going to say, which girl is going to run away from a guy who spoils her with money? The truth is, if it’s too good to be true then you need to quite because he is either preparing you for a diabolic ritual or he is preparing you for a future of poverty.

4. SELFISHNESS
Generally, you should avoid people who are always about themselves, talk about themselves, praise themselves, spend on themselves, care only for themselves, basically they feel it’s all about them. You should stay away from because they will ruin you, they have nothing to offer, and waiting on them is like waiting for a train that never left the station.
I was read about a man who was complaining about his wife, she doesn’t spend her money on the family just herself, she doesn’t even buy things for her kids, whenever the kids come to her for anything she referred them to their father, she only spent her money on herself, her makeup and accessories. Such partners are very dangerous and you don’t need them and if you are part of such kind of people you need to change that else you could be losing a lot from people.

5. PITY DATING
This is simply dating people out of pity, don’t you ever do that. If you do it’s all going to back fire on you heavily and you would wish you never did. If you don’t love somebody don’t jump in a relationship with them out of pity, you will find yourself cheating on them, hurt them even more and probably not even regretting it but feeling pity, people will see you as a horrible person because that is what you will be.
Relationships are not born out of pity, they are born from honest attraction for each other.


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Wrong

Nigeria only appears rich on paper and economics analysis but the people live in serious poverty...

Shame!

MadamVanessa:



This war has really exposed Putin and Russia seriously. Prior before the war , the world respected Russia for nothing, because almost all the world think that Russia Military might is a top notch, only for small Ukraine to exposed this overrated country. As weak as Ukraine is, they still withstand this useless overrated country and give them a bloody nose.

Putin is finished. Even the Russians condemned Putin for invading Ukraine, China, their close ally now backup Ukraine after discovering that Russia they respected so much are weaklings that can be tossed and used any how like 10 and 11 spanner.


They only people you'll see supporting Putin's madness are those poverty stricken bastards here on nairaland that can't even afford three square meal a day like the one above me.

are you living in Ukraine or Russia?

You people talk too much

The girl on the extreme right is so beautiful...

Your brother is not alright...

What is stopping him from buying his own generator?

Because you bought a gen he refused to buy his own, he failed to understand that the generator was not his and he is not entitled to it. At least now you have taken it he will go buy his own

H

She deserved it

For me I think a slap wasn't enough. She should have punched her in the nose so she would bleed.


How can you just walk up to somebody in the middle of an elite event and become a ghetto ret@rd and you call yourself governor's wife.


Slap is not enough for her abeg