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Education / Re: Studying Mathematics is Killing Me by Eliass: 2:46pm On Jan 03, 2020
yusman14:
I can feel your pain..
maths is not that difficult it depends on your interest..I am a 300l engineering student of OAU,and I can tell you that maths is like a bonus or GPA booster to us on faculty of technology.... Dedicate your time to your studies.
And as one of my lecturers use to say: don't ever sit for an exam if their is a question you cannot solve on that course.....

U said its bonus I doubt you meant that word, well it depends on the person that coordinated mth during ur set, Cus I'm gonna b in 300l also next session and I don't see how 19As out of 1500+ students issa bonus in our 201

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Education / Re: Studying Mathematics is Killing Me by Eliass: 2:42pm On Jan 03, 2020
yusman14:
lol..ODE even simple...linear algebra, vector spaces dey dere

I swear linear Algebra, vector space kill me ehn, I'm yet to see my result thou

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Education / Re: SSANU, NASU, NAAT Demand N30bn To End Strike by Eliass: 7:18am On Dec 20, 2017
why won't they give dem 11% of the money at first,when they speak Yoruba during interview

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Celebrities / Re: Bidemi Kosoko's Tribute To Henrietta Kosoko by Eliass: 11:13am On Jun 07, 2016
Booked
Education / Re: Candidates Should NOT Buy Post-utme Forms As Post UTME Remains Cancelled-nuc by Eliass: 10:59am On Jun 07, 2016
Booked
Phones / Re: Reasons Why You Run Out Of Data Before The End Of Your Validity Period by Eliass: 2:41pm On May 30, 2016
Okay
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When Your Plate Number Is The Source Of Your Problem by Eliass: 3:19pm On Apr 20, 2016
grin
Phones / Re: Who Has The Worst Customer Care MTN, Airtel, Glo, Etisalat? by Eliass: 10:49pm On Mar 28, 2016
Lol that nigga above me thou grin

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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke At The NIMC Enrolment Centre, UNILAG (photo) by Eliass: 1:56pm On Feb 18, 2016
Last2comment:
Am waiting to read " See how jumoke the bread seller sleeps at night"

I bet blogger gon compose dat very soon
Romance / Re: 8 Things Ladies Need To Fix Before A Responsible Man Can Marry Them by Eliass: 7:54pm On Jan 07, 2016
Estharfabian:
Shey??embarassed

famous fire!lipsrsealed I'm trying to be rich, You're talking about E-fame?
lmao grin MMBM thou
Romance / Re: 8 Things Ladies Need To Fix Before A Responsible Man Can Marry Them by Eliass: 7:17pm On Jan 07, 2016
Estharfabian:
grin
too bad?
lol fbf tym wasting buh thank God ur famous on romanceland grin
Romance / Re: 8 Things Ladies Need To Fix Before A Responsible Man Can Marry Them by Eliass: 7:08pm On Jan 07, 2016
Estharfabian:
Ugh...Maybe?

I used to be on Facebook? Practically fbf..Buh I stopped using the account ages ago...cry made lots of enemies..


yeah sure fbf.....don't even have a Fb account anymore
Romance / Re: She Keeps Sleeping With Me But Not Ready To Be My. Wife by Eliass: 7:06pm On Jan 07, 2016
she likes ur pipe cus it has curve (in reminisce voice)

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Romance / Re: Why Can't Guys Keep Der Hands Off Der Pants/shorts? by Eliass: 7:02pm On Jan 07, 2016
;Dlol.....as if na ur pant besides guys pant don't smelllol.....as if na ur pant besides guys pant don't smelllol.....as if na ur pant besides guys pant don't smell
Romance / Re: 8 Things Ladies Need To Fix Before A Responsible Man Can Marry Them by Eliass: 6:47pm On Jan 07, 2016
Estharfabian:
You should also create a thread about this...
Lemme give You some insights...


"10 Things All Guys should fix before A Responsible Woman Could Marry His Ass..."

Potbelly×× lipsrsealed
No packs/Muscles--Another big Turnoff.. Is Treysongs not A man too?grin
Snoring In bed××
Too much beards/untrimmed goatie..A huge turnoff..××
Too Much Sex..×× Girls are Humans people!
Grumpy Attitude××
Too many Social networks..×× one humanbeing would be on Fb, whatsapp, bbm, Nairaland, IG, Yahoo, Twitter, snapchat, Skype, IMO... ugh! it shows you're very unserious..
Bad Cook... It's Imperative that A good husby should learn howtah Cook...
Good hygiene--its No news that guys wear their boxers twice a year? y'all need to change that too.. Girls have nose!angry
Unwillingness to do chores--He should also learn Howtah do laundries.. e,g his wives undies and all that? very romantic...
ugh!! the list is endless!!!grin

I think I'm done? thankme later?cool


lol if I hear beside is dis d Esther I used to know in Fb?
Politics / Re: BRT: Lagos Govt Terminates Agreement With Operator by Eliass: 6:37pm On Jan 07, 2016
ok
Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Lil Kesh Joke About Headies Back To Back Speech by Eliass: 6:16pm On Jan 07, 2016
lil kesh caption thou "if na d ring u want,cum and take it"

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Phones / Re: Meaning Of LOL, LMAO, LMDAO And BTW by Eliass: 5:56pm On Jan 07, 2016
Cyriloha:

BTW-The ByThe Way
GB-Good Job

brain wash GB means gigabytes
btw is short form of between
so FO OKAY
FO MEAN Bleep OFF
thinking of the BTW also
Phones / Re: Meaning Of LOL, LMAO, LMDAO And BTW by Eliass: 5:55pm On Jan 07, 2016
ilysm......I love you so much
idgaf......I don't give a fvck
rotfl........rolling on the floor
Celebrities / Re: How Adekunle Gold Predicted His Rise To Fame Three(3) Years Ago [PICS] by Eliass: 11:52am On Jan 06, 2016
successful men r once a young nigga with big dreams
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Davido In Hospital by Eliass: 11:10am On Jan 06, 2016
c sum1 dy pose with drip....all dis celebrities sef #leavetrash4lawma OP embarassed
Music/Radio / Re: Most Highly Anticipated Albums Of 2016 by Eliass: 11:08am On Jan 06, 2016
not really waiting for any of dis got my playlist filled with Chris Brown mixtape(b4 d party) nd his album (Royalty)
Celebrities / Re: Dangote Settles Olamide & Donjazzy Beef, As Olamide Prostrates Before Don- Laila by Eliass: 12:02am On Jan 05, 2016
LaurelP:
This is why no blogger will make heaven. the way they fabricate lies ehn, even the devil is surprised
the devil is surprised nd happy he's got followers
Celebrities / Re: Dangote Settles Olamide & Donjazzy Beef, As Olamide Prostrates Before Don- Laila by Eliass: 12:00am On Jan 05, 2016
youngice:
I refuse to believe that dangote is so jobless as to be settling beef between to artistes
Last time I checked dangote wasn't following any of them on Twitter
It's just like telling that warren Buffet ended the beef between drake and meek mills

warren buffet in collaboration with bill gates
Education / Re: My Junior Bros Waec Result by Eliass: 1:38pm On Aug 12, 2015
Evathyst:
Big runs!


B3 in Physics, Chemistry, & Biology? All these private school owners should fear God o!


Do not say I'm being cynical, it's rare to see a student who will be good @ those three subjects @ the same rate. It's either he's a biological science oriented (good @ Biology & Chemistry), or physical science inclined (good @ Physics, Maths, and Further Maths).


Just my observation though...

same thoughts i had bro
Education / Re: SHOCKING: Illegal New Jamb Eligibility Regulation Is Very Real!!! by Eliass: 3:51pm On Jul 22, 2015
Nonor:
Ahh! Ahh! See dis boi Ooo! shocked you never gain admission you come go get accommodation near d school...? Aha...children of nowadays sef bigz boiz/bigz gals Ndo! cheesy wink tongue

no be small thing ooo Broda
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Dedicates MAMA Award To Don Jazzy (Photo) by Eliass: 11:09pm On Jul 18, 2015
itsMrIke:
So D'Banj and Asa were in the same category and D'banj Go home MAMA awards, you are drunk!!! Nonsense!!!

mama is so drunk....buh ASA isn't all about that shit.....she never 4 once talked about d nomination on social media like others keep saying.....vote 4 us

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Music/Radio / Re: Top Five Hit Songs Not Written By Artistes Who Sang Them by Eliass: 12:21am On Jul 15, 2015
Iamsynord:

haha downloaded it bruv..The song is The bomb.but y he never blow naa
lol which kind blow d dream want again? until he splits into pieces?
Music/Radio / Re: Top Five Hit Songs Not Written By Artistes Who Sang Them by Eliass: 12:05am On Jul 15, 2015
RedCard1:
Sia wrote Diamonds for Rihanna, pretty hurts for Beyonce, even Titanium with David Guetta and many others. Nigerian Singers should hire writers since they can't write. I'm happy Davido is doing it. There are professional songwriters all over the World.

same thing I've bin thinking buh I don't think they need it once its sarz on d beat,Nigeria dont wanna hear what d songs all about
Politics / Re: Scene Of The Bomb Blast In Zaria, Kaduna State (Graphic Photos) by Eliass: 1:31pm On Jul 07, 2015
sapien:
To all nairalanders, sudden Death shall not locate you and your family members in the remainder of this year in Jesus name.

Amen
Politics / Re: Scene Of The Bomb Blast In Zaria, Kaduna State (Graphic Photos) by Eliass: 12:58pm On Jul 07, 2015
adorablepepple:
sad,and who is the mumu person in the first picture taking selfie undecided

a crazy mallam I think

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Politics / Re: Scene Of The Bomb Blast In Zaria, Kaduna State (Graphic Photos) by Eliass: 12:57pm On Jul 07, 2015
Rip to d dead #so_sad

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