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Politics / Re: NNPC Is Now 'northern Nigeria Petroleum Company' - Nigerians Slam Buhari by elisra(m): 1:06pm On Jul 05, 2016
steppin:

Story! It's not easy to claim Igbo. Before you can do that, you must know a lot about Igbos and not some crap culled from Google.
Igbo man indeed!
yeah,igbos can claim or mimic any tribe but any tribe can't mimic or claim igbo
Politics / Re: NNPC Is Now 'northern Nigeria Petroleum Company' - Nigerians Slam Buhari by elisra(m): 12:52pm On Jul 05, 2016
ritababe:


am telling you, I can't wait to vote him out.
with what i am seeing,pvcs wont be respected by this gang(government) in 2019

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kase Lawal May Cost Clinton The American Presidency by elisra(m): 10:42pm On Jul 04, 2016
cowgirl9090:


His name is oluwatobi Jacob, and his username is ibotjaycob not ibojaycob. "Ibot" was gotten from tobi turned upside down. Only if you had use just 0.1 % of your brain to reason.
oluwatobi is chukwuebuka even as oluwaseun is kelechi.
We are saying the same thing in different language.
Crime / Re: Fola Orebiyi, Nigerian Killed In London By Group Of Gang Youths by elisra(m): 8:32pm On Jul 04, 2016
thorpido:
London gangs.The society isn't doing enough.
i am not surprised
Politics / Re: FG, Militants’ Ceasefire In Niger Delta Collapses by elisra(m): 2:06pm On Jul 04, 2016
NOETHNICITY:
Can Okowa say he is a Southeasternan? Okowa is a NDan because he is frm Delta state while u re frm Imo state so a SEner!
so you dont know that imo abia and ondo are in nigerdelta?

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Science/Technology / Re: Isa Creates Bicycle Chain Charger In Bida, Niger: Dangerous Or Innovative? by elisra(m): 1:47pm On Jul 04, 2016
I appreciate his innovative move but at the same time this is very dangerous as such a powerful conductor is left uninsulated,you wont dare to imagine the disaster that would happen if someone touches the deathtrap.
Maybe Isa wanted to solve the problem of fake extension sockets and landed himself in the extreme.
Science/Technology / Re: "Wazobia Tricycle" Manufactured In Benue, Nigeria by elisra(m): 12:41pm On Jul 04, 2016
CACAWA:
hahahahha..bros i swear
as an igbo,i would start by saying that our people said that whenever someone wakes up is his or her morning.
For those saying they are ashamed of the machine,if you guys see the Model T,Mr Henry Ford's first car with bicycle wheels and funny steering system,you wont be proud of it.
For me,i am seeing a bigger picture in this bold initiative by the Benue guy which is a great awakening,a clarion call to the true owners of technology to wake up and take what belongs to Africa which is technology.
I know some people will be like "whats this one saying?"
we remained the only race that havent embraced our Godgiven heritage.Asia embraced their racial heritage(religion)and today,they have succeded in exporting religion both false and true to the whole world and revenues are brought to India,China,Mecca,Jerusalem etc.
The racial heritage of Europe is philosophy.
Both Europe and Asia knew the potency of our racial heritage and they conspired to exploit our heritage(technology)reason why they are very panicky about our resources and govt laws but i thank the infinite intelligence,the creator,the one who gives you and no one can take it from you for sending the spirit of awakening to Africans.
First IVM,proforce and this.
I know most you dont know that both Asia,Europe and America dont want our progress as a country and continent,they want us to remain buyers and not sellers.

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Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Poses With Coach Guardiola, Fans React by elisra(m): 12:06pm On Jul 04, 2016
Pep believes in giving young players chance to prove themselves eg pedro,busquets,thiago,isaac cuenca but if you misuse ur chance,ur case will be Bojan krkic.
Politics / Re: Biya Sends Delegates To Nigeria To Learn How To Trace Stolen Money by elisra(m): 5:33pm On Jul 03, 2016
Tolexander:
The money stolen by who?

Ahmadu Ahidjo (Biya's predecessor) and his allies who had left power since 1982?

The money stolen definitely are the ones by Paul Biya and his allies.

This news is either a joke or false!
Paul Biya must have stolen so much that he do not remember many of these accounts,now he needs our help to get his loot back.
If there is any stolen money,Biya must be guilty because he has been in the looting business since 1982
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili And Kwankwaso Celebrate USA Independence In Abuja by elisra(m): 1:06pm On Jul 03, 2016
andy24:
Pls who did the USA get her independence from? undecided
the British of course,
Britain have a penchant for holding nations of great destiny down.
America,Japan,India,Malaysia,Indonesia are all once under British exploitation.
Its left for Biafra to break forth and shine.
Britain have expired.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Germany Vs Italy: Euro 2016 Quarter-finals (1 - 1) On 2nd July 2016 by elisra(m): 10:41pm On Jul 02, 2016
pamcode:
Italy have sixteen yellow cards in this competition.
Lord Almighty
the Azzuris sure know how to collect 20 yellow but no red.
Politics / Re: Amina Mohammed Visits Giniwa Of Ogoniland by elisra(m): 8:01pm On Jul 01, 2016
Debonks:
you practically succeeded in saying one thing! Your share sentiment irrespective on how bad your conscience was telling that your statement is. Anyway you are entitiled to your opinion but Next time before you comment go to Ogoni and see if this much hailed clean up has actually began or not, I hope you are that the youths resisted an attempt by the federal govt and some brain washed politicians from ogoni to ask Shell to resume operation in Oginiland this week.
from the onset,i knew that the whole charade was for shell to be allowed to destroy what is left of the ecosystem of ogoniland in the name of oil exploration.
Ogoniland need to stand against this wickedness by fellow nigerians and the multinational shell oil company i thank God that oil have been discovered in other parts of Nigeria,so for ur interest in the near future,we all need to speak out now before they start degrading ondo and lagos during oil explorations and productions.

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Travel / Re: Check Out Anambra State In 3D (beautiful Photos) by elisra(m): 4:53pm On Jul 01, 2016
EzeNri:
No brown roof. We aint mate with the Brown Roof Republic of Odour, the Descendants of fallen Angel (Luciferians) and military camp of the Ancient Great Bini Empire. #VivaTheSun.
all hail his royal majesty,the Tiger of the Nri Kingdom,the the Eze Nri,the second,the representative of the Sun.
Did ur head swell?did i startle the god in you.
Events / Re: Is This The Difference Between An Igbo Party And A Yoruba Party? by elisra(m): 4:36pm On Jul 01, 2016
KnightRod:
Lol.. I'm Igbo, but I don't attend Igbo parties/functions anymore.. It ain't fun.. They do too much talking, the food is scarce, the meat is petty, and don't even let me talk about the drinks..

Igbo men have this hungry ego.. They always want to feel above their peers. My dad once changed 100k to dollars, just to spray his friend's daughter at her wedding.. Why?? Just because Others were spraying naira and he wanted to show them they don't call him 'Chief' for nothing


But some folks have not even taken as little as a bottle of coke at the wedding, and they were watching people spray dollars and naira on their empty stomachs.



But a yoruba party is always dah bomb!! You must eat to your satisfaction! Assorted food.. Assorted drinks.. Even ordinary naming ceremony.. They don't joke with the food.. They make sure it's available for everyone!!

Then the colourful attires.. Lol.. Really nice.
there is no need wasting money on food in an igbo party since we have this attitude of "didnt you eat at home?"
truth is that the most important things are drinks and gifts and brown envelopes because children and some destitutes around will be the ones to eat the food most times.

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Politics / Re: 1984 Photo Of Buhari About Bread Surfaces Online by elisra(m): 6:23pm On Jun 30, 2016
Rose2014:


Who knows how much the bread was before his emergence. Imagine bread that was 10k and he promised to reduce it grin, Instead they got it at 70k cheesy

Change
remember that our petrol was selling at #87 when the change chanters told us that petrol should sell at #45.
Now we know better.
The truth is that Nigerians brought this plague on themselves by activating self-destruct mode.
Many of us just hated GEJ for no reason.
Politics / Re: Resign Or Face Your Trial, FG Tells Ekweremadu And Saraki by elisra(m): 6:08pm On Jun 30, 2016
Billyonaire:
The statement from the Federal Government echoes amplitudes of selective justice. When you ask a Senate President and Deputy President to resign or face justice it actually means when they resign they will no longer face justice.

In essence, facing judgment is basically consequence of their positions in the Senate. This, we call, jungle justice in my world, and that is justice not by the constitution but justice on the sentiments of the ruling executive President.

If Saraki and Ekweremadu are guilty, let them face the consitutional justice except Buhari wants to be remembered as that fellow that failed twice in one lifetime. As a military dictator he failed woefully, Col. Tunde Idiagbon was the Liahona of that administration, yet Buhari takes the glory for something he did not do, for efforts of doing nothing.

I am not biased when I say, that there is little an O'level holder can achieve in 21st century, need I say more about someone who did not even write the exams ? Buhari is guilty of the same offense that he is hunting Saraki and Ekweremadu for. Buhari forged his O'level result and we all know it. But we forgave him and gave him the benefits of doubts.

Why cant this old man allow the polity to rest and present a blue of the economy after a year in office ?

My brothers and sisters of nairaland, are we not tired ?
you are in Nigeria,the land of suffering and smiling.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Certificate: Court Strikes Out Suite by elisra(m): 2:43pm On Jun 30, 2016
fiizznation:
Where is the case here? That a general, a one time head of state doesn't have 'SSCE' certificate? Doesn't it even sound ridiculously silly to any sane mind? Besides, aren't you guys the same set of people who said the President had F9 in mathematics, the same set of people asking for that same SSCE you folks said the President got F9 in mathematics? You lots are confused though
my dear bubu became head of state by planning a coup not buy merit or election.
Politics / Re: Buhari Certificate Palaver: Court Rules On Thursday by elisra(m): 9:46pm On Jun 29, 2016
PublicAssurance:
[size=18pt]As an Olodo, I can assure you that I’ll be Fresident of the Pederal reFublic of Nigeeeria someday like our Olodo-in-Chief (Buhari!)[/size]
the word "niger"is Latin for darkness or blackness and flora shaw called us niger area ie darkness area or area of darkness.
Therefore Nigeria is a nation of darkness.
Point is that the darkhearted are the natural elect to the throne of this darklands.

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Education / Re: 15 Pictures That Will Make Sense To Anyone Who Attended FUTO by elisra(m): 10:07pm On Jun 28, 2016
mejai:



chai. my dept(chemical engr). especially eng 209, thermodynamics from oga nwakudu.
ur department punished us with eng 307 and eng 308
Education / Re: 15 Pictures That Will Make Sense To Anyone Who Attended FUTO by elisra(m): 9:44pm On Jun 28, 2016
chukyjones:
FUTO!! Hmmm. Graduated 2005 PTE, and still remember that Mech. Eng class of 2005 had only one girl from 1st year till final year. A class of over 200 students.
you are the ones who left polymer and textile engineering for us.
Senior i regret to tell you that Alhaji the laboratory man is late.
Politics / Re: Ogun: Militants Engage Soldiers, Police In Gun Duel by elisra(m): 9:24pm On Jun 28, 2016
Ioannes:


whatever let's you sleep at night dear and no, I'm not Igbo. I don't have to marry one (nothing wrong with marrying one, I might,) to know that Igbo people are specially and wonderfully created by the Almighty...same as every other human being in every tribe in the world.

I have igbo acquaintances. I'm not throwing shades at your ethnic group. But you guys should tone your hatred for other tribes down. okay?

you didn't beg God to create you into that ethnic group and one ethnic group isn't better than the other.

white, black, yellow, Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Tutsi, Zulu, we are all human beings with the same ancestry if we go far back enough.
my brother,i am a firm believer of the common ancestry of man that we are all from Adam and according to the bible all black people came from Ham the second son of Noah but when Europeans call me monkey,Asians belittle me and on homefront,Hausas call me nyamiri,yorubas for no reason call us names such as Igbo etc.
I decided to be proud of my identity.
Racism in the international level and Tribalism at the homefront is a lost cause.
If i see any African without chronic tribalism,i will respect that person but for now most of us are sick of tribalism.
This is one fight i hate fighting.
During service one yoruba corper became my friend and one day at the family house one fellow yoruba corper told him in yoruba language that i am igbo as a warning and from that moment the guy started distancing himself from me and the friendship died like that.
I never wronged that guy but he had prejudice against my people.
So you see why i have to side with my people.
Investment / Re: Brexit: Nigerian Stocks Investors Lose N278bn by elisra(m): 5:09pm On Jun 28, 2016
Splinz:
A closer look at Buhari's first & second coming simply reveals that man as a terrible sad news. Think he's well better as a cow rearer.
he is better off as efcc chairman and arewa spokesman at the same time because he is not a successful cattle rearer especially when you take in cognizance that the 150 hardly reproduced during a span of 30 years and he never improved on himself for three decades.
Just doubling him as efcc and arewa champion would have saved us these troubles.

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Politics / Re: Ogun: Militants Engage Soldiers, Police In Gun Duel by elisra(m): 4:36pm On Jun 28, 2016
Ioannes:


Lol. no you are not.

your people are only generic to the Eastern part of Nigeria while the other two major ethnic groups are found as natives of other countries like Niger and Benin Republic.

sorry to burst your bubble. one of the reasons you migrate a lot is because the landmass of all the eastern states isn't even you to the landmass of oyo state in the SW.
you are very predictable,chai i knew you wont disappoint me thats why i made that claim and you made a u-turn immediately.
Anyway keep shifting the goal post to suit ur argument.
As for why we travel,its because of our love for adventure and new challenges and not because of no land because during xmas we all come home and celebrate in this Sunland you claim can't contain us.
Remember the rays(people) of the Sun spread far and wide throughout the world and nothing can hide from its heat.this is why igbos follow the rays of the Sun to the ends of the earth.
If you are not igbo better go and friend one Ada,Chioma,Chika,Onyinye etc so that ur children can become people of the Sun and dance the music of the Rising Sun.

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Politics / Re: Dubai Properties: Terrorists Have Migrated To The Internet – Buratai by elisra(m): 2:09pm On Jun 28, 2016
Chosen1984:
Wat! General wat terrorists!! Terrorists with Facts, Figures and Evidences??

In a Sane Country buratai would resign and allow investigations to commence!!

With this, i can only imagine the WICKED LOOTINGS that would be going on in this government! PMB might be clean in all this, but his men on field would be LOOTING THE LOOTS collected

Hmmmm....... Am really waiting for what PMB would do on this case!!!!!
my man listen to yourself.
The leader of a robbery gang is the deadliest robber.
I feared king David of the bible because he commands deadly men like joab,abishai etc
so my point is that saint bubu is the point one thief just that he is out to deal with the opposition thieves who are competing with him for the scarce loot.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Woman Tied With Rope In India, Sedated After She Turned Violent (video) by elisra(m): 1:30pm On Jun 28, 2016
Because a woman banged a glass,she was then sedated as if she is a rabid dog. Or have you guys forgotten that India rank the highest in women's right abuse. And funny enough,they are also racist than European.
Politics / Re: Ogun: Militants Engage Soldiers, Police In Gun Duel by elisra(m): 10:45am On Jun 28, 2016
Ioannes:


what is this one talking about?

your people are the most vulnerable because you can't stay in one place.

when boko haram bombs in the North you rejoice without checking the list of casualties.

when did it become fashionable to rejoice at the death of your own people?
thats very interesting to that we are very many filling every nook and crany of Nigeria which i can authoritatively say that we are the largest group in nigeria
Politics / Re: Ogun: Militants Engage Soldiers, Police In Gun Duel by elisra(m): 9:11am On Jun 28, 2016
yatty4emmanuel:
what's life given birth to? my take is simple,doe crime will rarely be eradicated in any society,but it can be minimize to an extend. there is nobody that will be hungry with true traces of smile running her face.solution:empower youths through job creation and other means and have a society with less crime,starve people and see how deadly man is.the more the lack the more the crime,the more the delay in implementation, the more the disaster. people are tired with promises.note:people need solutions now not suggestions.
But if the politicians create jobs for the youths thereby empowering them,who will snatch ballot box for the politicians?
So you see that politics reign supreme in Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Ogun: Militants Engage Soldiers, Police In Gun Duel by elisra(m): 8:52am On Jun 28, 2016
Ioannes:


Seems you don't understand yet that if people are killed in the south west at least 40% will be your kinsmen.

its like we just had a population explosion,from 5% to 40%.
This change is becoming good.

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Agriculture / Re: Rotimi Williams Is Kereksuk Rice Farm Nasarawa Owner by elisra(m): 8:29am On Jun 28, 2016
talktrueo:


You talk true my brother. Nigerians just believe any old rubbish story. And that's why ppl like Dasuki can steal so much from us and we're just looking. Some people here actually believe he applied the knowledge he got from Google. Hahaha Google my ass. For such a scale of farming? Which investor/bank would put money behind mere Google knowledge? Is his father in law not a farmer in Ota?
Even the last hope of the common man which is agriculture has been taken over by the elites.
This news is meant to calm the youths who are becoming restive eg avengers,ipob to have a false hope of making it big in the Aristocratic country called Nigeria
Agriculture / Re: Rotimi Williams Is Kereksuk Rice Farm Nasarawa Owner by elisra(m): 9:01pm On Jun 27, 2016
Puresolutions:



@elisra this is what happens when you do too much watching of :

C.S.I.

CRIMINAL MINDS

GREY'S ANATOMY

THE PRETENDER

Add more names abeg.

Are you sure you aren't paranoid and that one dude's success has turned you into somethin else... ?
first you said that am probbing too much and threaten me with missing,then u come up with my being paranoid and hating.
Are the culprits ur accomplice or masters.
Agriculture / Re: Rotimi Williams Is Kereksuk Rice Farm Nasarawa Owner by elisra(m): 8:54pm On Jun 27, 2016
Puresolutions:



@elisra ur probin too deep o you may get missing
if the person is too much,why is the person hiding behind this young man.they cant do anything.
The looters in this country are less courageous than armed robbers because robbers can show themselves in a broaddaylight operations while our political thieves prefer to front unfortunate people as owners of businesses.
Religion / Re: "Christians Should Apologise To Gays" - Pope Francis by elisra(m): 8:40pm On Jun 27, 2016
These people are gradually preparing the ground for the abomination that maketh desolate predicted by Daniel.
Obama is campaigning at the political front while the pope is subtly preaching homosexuality on the Pulpit.
The other day,walt disney had a cinema where a prince and princess mistakenly thought that they are in love only to realize that the prince love another prince while the princess love the other princess and they were happy ever after.
There is a great scheme going on and its bigger than Donald Trump,Trump is anti gay and the powers that be will not allow him to be the president of the united states.
Hillary is well versed in treachery and she will win under the sentiment of the first woman to lead America as Obama rode on the sentiment of the first blackman.
Homosexuality is the abomination that maketh desolate and its ready to be unveiled in the holy place(church)

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