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Ogbeche77: try using a pressure pot when next you cook beans, its much more economical.. Your beans meal ll be ready in less than 40mins..

o'boy:
Have anybody noticed it lately,i remember those days its takes up to an hour or more to prepare beans we even add some things called 'akanwu' to fasten the cooking
but just yesterday it took me just less than 20 mins to prepare the beans i ate yesternight #farts# sorry
why is that?

Ricky_Ross: God is good, all the time.
This man has taste I swear. I LOVE and appreciate good thing.

I didn't know Kwam 1 is this rich. Is he richer than Shina Peters? I thought Shina Peters is more popular? So does it mean he is richer than Fela as well?

How did Kwam1 become the richest musician in Africa? The way we Nigerians run our mouth is terrible.

Judging by popularity and album sales, people like Lucky Dube and Brenda both from RSA should be richest musicians in Africa coz they have numerous hit songs and are known worldwide.

Unless Kwam 1 is a senior drug baron or he has other businesses we don't know about. Otherwise he is no way near the top 10 richest musicians in Africa. But if indeed he is the richest African musician I am very happy for him. I hope and pray our musicians will be making as much as 50 million US Dollars per year like Lil Wayne, Rick Ross and other American musicians...

emmysenior: 1st what? Are you serious?

Sometimes, some lies can resurrect a dead person.

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Even though I brows through the valley of the shadow of 1 trillion pics, I shall fear no loss of mb, for BIS is with me.

My BB and my Laptop, they comfort me.
Glo prepare a fast 3G network in the presence of my enemy MTN.
They anoint my phone with infinito package.
My network speed is fast.
Surely, this mountain of poundy and egusi mixed with ogbono soup shall comfort me all through today in the office.
And I shall wash it down with this bottle of eva water, for better digestion. Amen.

Amhappy: Wonders they say shall never end.
A colleague of mine told me his story yesterday.
He dated this girl for 7yrs,starting from senior sec school. During his service year they had a serious quarrel and broke up. Both families were involved.Cause of quarrel, the lady's fam accused him of being the reason while their daughter was not serious in sch,he is already through with school and serving,She dropped out (was doing her HND). This guy walked away.

2yrs later girl reappeared and pleaded for them to start over again. He gave in since he still loves her and also got an affirmative from his mum. His mum loves this babe and wanted her as a Daughter in law

September last year(like 2months later) the girl visited him,said she got admission in a nursing sch and need like N200,000 for school fees,accommodation etc. My colleague just came back from offshore and is loaded,he spits it.

A month later he got a call that the lady's bride price has been paid. He calls her and she denies then suddenly out of reach. He call tire. He later got a lot of calls from his cousins at villa to confirm her traditional and wedding.

Months later the girl called and said she's sorry but needed the cash for her traditional marriage.

The guy wanted to ask for repay but didn't so as not to go against his mum's advice.

Personally i think he should collect his money back. What's ur take?

Ngenge: The most painful death of a loved one I have experienced hapened in august 2008.He is my aunt's husband,an orthopaedic consultant with federal medical centre Owerri,acting HOD in department of Protesis & Orthopaedic tech(FUTO), Surgeon to many private clinics in Owerri & Port harcourt. He slumped and died while walking to his office after going for ward round for his patients. Aged 51. A man of little words but brave in action. I couldn't cry when I heard the news cos in my wildest imagination,he is not suppose to die even in d next 30 years. Medical science,finance nd gentility would have saved him but they couldn't. Chai,may d soul of Dr.R.N. Ikechukwu rest with his creator. What's your own most painful death of a loved one?

samdson: Dear Nairalanders,
Let us share how long it took for each of us to find a job after the NYSC program.
This will serve as a form of survey, and will help strengthen those whom are yet to find employment at the moment.
Please share!

moscotwac@yahoo:
God, you have never failed me and i know you will not do that now on this NIMC Job, thank you faithful God for prayer answer! customer Relation Officer here i come with NIMC.....IJN. Amen......

InvertedHammer:
Now that's one hell of booooooobs




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diji04: I had séx with my brother-in-law by mistake. In the dark I thought he was my husband.

I’m 29, my husband’s 31. His parents held a family party for his niece’s 18th birthday last weekend.

Everyone was there, including my husband’s brother who was home from working away in Saudi. He’s 36.

We all get on well and there was plenty of alcohol and food. It was a nice party and we carried on drinking and dancing into the small hours.

My husband went up to bed before me and said he’d be waiting for me. I followed him up 20 minutes later. I got into bed feeling frisky and we ended up having séx.

I woke up a couple of hours later and sat up to get a drink of water. I pulled back the curtain to let some light in through the window from the street lamp right outside the bedroom.

I looked round and got the shock of my life when I realised I was in bed with the wrong man. The man beside me was my husband’s brother. I’d gone into the wrong bedroom and I guess my brother-in-law thought it was his lucky day. We had all had a lot to drink.

I ran to the right bedroom and crawled into bed with my husband who was fast asleep. Then I realised I’d left my underwear in the other room, so I sneaked back.

My brother-in-law was stirring so I hissed that we must keep quiet about what had happened. He just said, “Whatever.”

He’s flown back to Saudi now but I don’t know whether to admit everything to my husband. If this comes out I’ll lose a man I love more than anything and cause family ructions.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/deidre/4835068/Deidre-Daily-Drama-I-got-so-drunk-I-slept-with-my-brother-in-law-by-mistake.html

valicious1: sharrap! Dats pride, rudeness and arrogance at d highest order. He could just have shut them up or betterstill flown with d show. Is he not d one dat signed-on p-square the no.1 noisemakers in Africa. Raabish.

shifav: The sack takes effect from today May 1st.

The Stanbic IBTC sack yesterday crossed across all levels, from management to lower level staff and according to reports, this is just the first batch. The bank is planning to do another round later this year.

The sack at Stanbic yesterday only affected full staff employees as the bank intends to make its workforce 20% permanent staff and 80% contract staff.

The total workforce before the sack yesterday was about 3000. The sad part is there are so many fresh graduates in the job market…and no jobs!


Read more http://jetheights.com/breaking-visafone-sacks-60-workers-stanbic-ibtc-sacks-250-yesterday.html

Mikespartan: I have just completed my medicals with Diamond Bank.....and my uncle and his wife who are both doctors in the USA offered to sponsor my studies and all when they heard I didn't have a job yet(this was b4 I got interview invites with Diamond). I have taken the GMAT n TOEFL already and passed. BUt before I proceed further I want to decide which of the 2 options to take as I wld nt want to encourage them to spend more money and turn around to say I'm not interested. To aid ur judgement, I'm 28years old now.

aburo7: This seems to be an engagement ring on the highly secretive Nollywood's screen goddess, Genevieve Nnaji's middle finger. The 34 year old movie star and mother of one posted this picture earlier today on her instagram page with 'genevievennaji'.
Is this an engagement ring or its just a mere fancy ring?

Read more http://www.toniaodili.com/2013/04/is-genevieve-nnaji-engaged.html?=0

aburo7: This seems to be an engagement ring on the highly secretive Nollywood's screen goddess, Genevieve Nnaji's middle finger. The 34 year old movie star and mother of one posted this picture earlier today on her instagram page with 'genevievennaji'.
Is this an engagement ring or its just a mere fancy ring?

Read more http://www.toniaodili.com/2013/04/is-genevieve-nnaji-engaged.html?=0

Afam4eva: [size=14pt]Wunmi Obe and her family never liked Stella from day one...Btw, was she expecting Stella to remain single just because she married her brother?[/size]

Scarpon: she is 36 and not yet married is this a new trend with our celebrities? ?

alasuomowei: 4now i think they are Sending msgs to those that applied 4 Reg/enrolment oficer.... Thats wat i applied 4, and My text came 3days ago.

Billyonaire: Anyone can jump on top of a woman and get her pregnant, everyone, so its not an achievement. To be a Star, to be talked about, for an image to become collateral for credit, is an achievement. Jim Iyke, is a great guy.

pekelepekele: Ha just like Jesus Christ he died then when Maria Magdalene was still pregnant but Maria did a good thing by keeping the baby safe with also the help of the disciples

pristine: Senseless Bleaching

Madcow: THIS IS A SCAM... TO APPLY, YOU HAVE TO CREATE A PROFILE ON THE GTBANK WEBSITE... CAREERS.... iRECRUITMENT PORTAL...

alasuomowei: Please I was asked to come with Certification of Origin, can I use Local Govt identification Letter ?

idiagbon: With dat round head and big eyez? Mmhmhh

kunlesaint: Did anybody know Keystone Bank entry level salary?. I wish to know in order for me to ascertain my mind on some employment offer.

Pls, it very urgent