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Da reminds me just saw a nollywood movie where a Ghost of a dead guy kept on reappearing and flogging the hell out of the entire villagers including d Elders, just becos they didn't put his golden staff in his grave . .. Kinda lame but hilarious

So back to U, did u say u slept with a dead guy's wife" you got it coming bro

Did I hear you say Danger !!

Ever received a SLAP from the Dead? I guess no one alive has, so don't be d first.

Tried to pull out some cash from d Atm the other day, slotted my Atm Card, heard a few clicking sounds, and the Atm rejected saying "Card not smart", I tried several times over, but each time it vomited the card like some bad tasting meal.

Then it dawned on me that I was screwed, I barely had no cash left on me"


So what does this statement really mean,


So I asked a few people some said it might be . ..

*network error
*Old card
*Card Expired
*Your Bank has got issues
*your card got Rough edges
*It's because I keep it close to my phone and electronic devices
*I kept it in my wallet and usually sit on it (funny)


So folks have you ever experienced such?
How do I fix this?
What's the real cause of this problem?
Share your experience

"And I still can't use an ATM"

*Other options than smashing ur laptop.

Use the power button

Close the laptop and act like you'r fixing somtin,

Remove the battery

Don't freak out, Change your postion and face the door
, Act cool as u try to figure out a solution, while she comes in. ..

Let her catch you, Tell her it's for a project"

Or still smash your laptop

"Somebody give God a wipa"

Arrrgh!! My neighbour don finally go north pole. .. Eiya

blaqgold:
Mehn! The dolls be givin me ideas alredi on hw 2 tidy ma ankara material

Dis is buiriful.

Good thinking"

When I hear "Ambo"
All I can think of is "Amstel Malta Box Office"


E be like say na "film" dis guy come act 4 us
Tinubu don already write the script keep*

At times ladies fall into some Awkward situations
Of having sex with someone they shouldn't have, maybe after a girls night out . ..

Here 5 Things Women Do After Having Sex with a guy They Shouldn't Like

1. Freak out
If a lady wakes beside a guy she dosen't like or shouldn't be seen with, She freaks out especially when they can't remember what happened
or what lead to this,
The level of freak out is directly proportional to who it is they woke up beside "maybe Musa d Gateman" or Say they got knocked up and
decide to sex up that swanky fella they met at the
pub last night. Seemed legit at the time. Now
They're wondering if their life will have any meaning, what will they even TELL THEIR FRIENDS"

2.Tell their friends.
Yes* Ladies always tell their friends, Well unless she's some weird/shy church-goer type
She would likely have a group of ride or die
bitch*s that she's gona send a
plethora of deets to.
Usually along the lines of “I
Bleep*d John….” With a shocked, excited,
inquiring responses to follow. If it’s a real shocker to them ladies
then there is usually a regret
filled/mischievous acknowledgement of her
failure to "THINK" make righteous decisions for herself.
Followed by there “concerned voices.” Eeyaa.
Fuc* it.


3.Think.
Yes ooo" Too much thinking and about everything.
She'd be like “What does this
mean?!”For my life and Future.
“Damn I need to get tested”, “I’m such
a badass” and “I’m always going to be alone.”
These are just some of the things that will be
filling up her thoughts bubbles into the wee hours of the night. That's if she dosent "CRY" about it.

4.Cry.
Pretty much standard any time ladies are unsure of
a decision just made. For some just a
moistening of the eyes may occur. For
others….let the wailing season begin.
After which

5.Get in to action.
Yup now coming to the conclusion that
“yes,” that was a mistake.
Let the problem
solving begin. Time for that awkward purchase at
the grocery store. Yea, try and throw in some
candy or something so it doesn’t look like your
sole purpose in this trip today wasn’t to purchase
this ….Yup. Real casual. She tries hard to fight off that regrets she has for making d wrong decisons.

Toks2008:
If there is somthing i find hard to decipher,its the choice of words some people use like what you just wriote and i begin to wonder what is happening to the psyche of some people.

Rather than discuss intelligently they resort to using abusive words.

I think seun should sectionalize nairaland into age groups because the way some people comport themselves is totally unacceptable and a friend of mine actuallt deactivated his membership on nairaland for this samwe reason.

been online should not give anyone the propensity to curse another irrespctive of age differences and i can not say because im above a ceertain age i should refrain from making comments on topics of interest.

Please i need the mods to pass this observation to Seun else there may be mass exit of members above certain ages from nairaland.

Proper decorum is sacrosanct.

If you're on ur own Jeje "Discussing intelligently"

And pesin Abuse you, can choose to either Ignore them
(Telling dem dey don't exist)

Or u stoop down to their level to reply. ..
And when you do pls find a way to creatively construct your own Insults to shut em up forever !!
Dat they either choose to deactivate their account or jump inside lagoon"

Otherwise you'd end up deactivating urs wen u start getting all emotional.

Peace !!
*2 fingaz*

If she likes your boxers

Or she starts touching those abs

Girls sha dem too like fine tins. ..

Fresh and Dapper Ko',
Where were u wen d boi was struggling to look fresh

Your father
would b disappointed"

At times I wonder,
wen d world makes choices tho*

Success I say has many friends"
It's all conspiracy theorem*

Shey dis "etc"
guy no wan sing again ni?

Vickybee:
That woman is very SILLY.
She has no right to deny the man sex since they are married except the man has a secret he isn't divulging.

On point

Attention seeker!!

She no fit run go hause

or better still "Bar beach"
Na shopping Mall she run com

Lubbish*

In d Sky"
Na dere sure pass"

No she wants to know if your pAtheticly single or if you're taken,

If you're single she can decide to torment your life if she wants"
If your taken she'd be interested in you"

No she wants to know if your pAtheticly single or if you're taken,

If you're single she can decide to torment your life if she wants"
If you're taken she'd be interested in you"

Dona Dona!!
How many times I call u
Do d needful and join d winning team before
it's too late

Don't worry u will get small contrakt" u hear
!

Sai. ..

Why do we do what we do? What causes us to
succeed, fail, procrastinate? Is it our
environment? Our biology? Our New Year’s
resolutions? There’s much debate why our
motivation goals fail and how to resolve them.
I believe we’re addressing the wrong issues.

WHY PROMOTING BEHAVIOR
CHANGE CAUSES RESISTANCE

Everything I’ve read on resolving 'motivation'
issues focus on behaviors: why, how, when.
Courses, keynote speakers, books, attempts to
pump up, stimulate, and otherwise inspire. All
trying to cause the ineffective behaviors to
change to effective ones.

But change doesn’t
happen this way. Motivation involves both
shifting beliefs, and creating new habitual
behaviours, that our unconscious status-quo will
accept and adopt over time.

Here’s why: A behavior is the action – the
representation - of a (largely unconscious) belief.

Lasting behavior change occurs only when there
is first a shift in the beliefs responsible for the
behavior (Complex, due to the habitual and
systemic nature of our belief→behavior
connection).

So: a belief change will trigger a new behavior to
match the new belief.

Trying to change a behavior, without changing
the underlying beliefs first, causes pushback
because our status quo is being disrupted and
threatened.

So new behaviors to respond to
Commit! Achieve! will create resistance without
the necessary buy-in from the foundational
beliefs that caused the problem.

To effectively motivate ourselves and others, we
must facilitate an unconscious shift from the
ineffective beliefs to successful ones, and then
introduce new commensurate behaviors.

While
there are certainly helpful training and coaching
approaches to accomplish this, one way to get
there is by listening to our Internal Dialogue.


A CASE STUDY IN MOTIVATION
I’m going to use myself as a case study, as I
have had a continual issue motivating myself to
get to the gym. Basically, I trigger my healthy
beliefs whenever I hear my Internal Dialogue
rationalizing why I don’t need to go.

Motivation is
an inside job.
Here’s how I do it. I deeply believe I’m a healthy
person, and that the gym is a necessary evil to
maintain my identity. Whenever I hear my inner
voice making excuses [“It’s so cold outside.

You
really would be better off staying inside where
it’s warm.”] I have a trigger that pings me to
shift me over to my higher-level beliefs Self,
Health, Excellence - who I am. “No, you idiot.

You’re a healthy person because you work out,
so shut up and bundle up and get out the door.”

Indeed, by listening to my Internal Dialogue in
many situations, I’ve trained myself to
automatically counter non-motivating behavior
with my higher-level beliefs that will then
motivate me.

firstEVA:
anywhere, so far my legs do not touch the ground

Its possible,
. .. This one wey work no dey again
But it will cost you sha"

Bosco: Where are u going

Jenifa: I want to go and make my hair

Bosco: How much are paying

Jenifa: 10,000 for washing and . ..

Bosco: Come and sit down let me Wash it, I will even Dry it and plait it for you,
We can not be wasting money in dis hause

Jenifa: But you can't plait hair

Bosco: No b For better for worse, highest I shave it for U

Sai !!! . ...

But seriously all this A*#es are
the same, its just packaging

pretydiva:
Interesting. Tel me more

U want to be a goddess too?

firstEVA:
I won't mind being carried around myself.

For dis Naija or another one?

DAMN !!
This Girl no dey hear word
I told her to take the Blue or the Red one,
Not the White. ..

"See as d Guy be like Eba wey no done"

Dis is not change oo o
Omo she don Upgrade"

*Wolf in sheep clothing toh badt*
:x

Dis is not change oo o
Omo she don Upgrade"

*Wolf in sheep clothing toh badt*