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veave:
is this the new model of bullion vans? op...

I think so, cos I've seen some idio* disturbing d peace with this"

*Laughing @ Op*

This Screams Awkward"

She fine . .. Manageable,
not my type tho*

RichDad1:
ok shes got good look and nice jugs.

Thot I was the only one that saw those
"Kegs" tho

. .. So the topic was somewhere in-between "Awkward and creepy" before I open the thread*

. .. So the topic was somewhere in between "Awkward and creepy" before I open the thread*

JackBaueress1:
Omo see gbagaun!

*faints*

Lol

These comments are making me feel a little bit concerned about the way people think"

50 million why would they give it cash,

When they can just buy a house of say 2million and tag it 50million, then give out 250,000.

Strategy and common sense*

Seems like d geh is too Heavy for
the small boy to carry"

Take one can of "BULLET" Black
before an interview
And everything will fall into place.

Self defence for ladies 101

Pluck you finger nails in their eyes,
Then run for ya life

Why are you married to him in the first place"
With a shallow thinking man like this your are bound to have a lot of problems"

That one sef dey" *sips Orijin*

That one sef dey "sips Orijin"

SIRKOL:
Trash 1-100 should be MONEY. with it, a Gorilla can marry a queen

Money is the ultimate. .. True

Anything in skirt might chase after money. .. True

But if it so happens the money gets finished there'd b nothing she can hold on to,

then she moves on" to the new guy who just made the next Billion

Just incase you've have already started making your millions now,

try putting it away and knowing truly the calibre of the lady you're going for, we ain't talking about girlfriend/boyfriend
ish

SIRKOL:
Trash 1-100 should be MONEY. with it, a Gorilla can marry a queen

Money is the ultimate. .. True
But it dosen't work like that bro"
Don't make that mistake,
Anything in skirt might chase after your money. .. True

But if it so happens the money gets finished I guess there's nothing she can hold on to,

then she moves on" to the new guy who just made the next Billion

Just incase you've have already started making your millions now,

try putting it away and knowing truly the calibre of the lady you're going for, we ain't talking about girlfriend/boyfriend

this post is meant for bigger things like
Dating nd "marriage"

But seriously no Joke all Nigerian men should know how to cook . ..

https://www.nairaland.com/2102157/7-reasons-
why-all-nigerian

pocohantas:
Husband material....one bail!!

Why would he be turning that kind fufu ?
Do they run a restaurant?
Or is that what's "hungrying" the pregnant wife? Hahaha

SHOCK7:
someday u know u gonna need it o!

Women Like fufu/Akpu in Quantum
The degree cannot be quantified,

Reasons why all Nigerian men should know how to cook. ..

https://www.nairaland.com/2102157/7-reasons-why-all-nigerian

NB:
Doesn't mean ud need all 100 to attract a lady, that would b senseless*


1.
Shoes that are in style
I've noticed this personally, Maybe you'r walking towards a lady from afar, the first thing that
A lady would look at (after the way you walk) is what kind of shoes
You are wearing. Shoes speak more about
you than all clothes. You can be wearing a
diaper on your head, jeans from the 80s…
but if you’re wearing brand new shoes that
are in style, girls will automatically see you as
attractive. If you claim to have no shoes…. :-x

2.Clear, beautiful and healthy looking
eyes.

3.Being wealthy.

4.Being intelligent.

5.Good Body posture.
Speaking to her true self.
Having strong interesting beliefs.

6.A confident attitude towards life.

7.Being playful.

8.Being touchy.
Human touch is a powerful
way to trigger feelings of attraction.

9.Bravery.
Being excited about life.

10.Being unavailable. People want what they
can’t get. Being hard ( but not impossible! )
to get is attractive

11.A cocky smile is attractive.
Cocky smiles,
demonstrated in movies such as James Bond
trigger feelings of confidence
and dominance which is extremely arousing.

12.Genuine smiles in general are attractive.
As long as they are a reaction to something
that occurred and not because you are being
polite or awkward.

13.Being concentrated on a task is
attractive to women.

14.Playing an instrument is attractive to
women. Wonder why the rock stars get the
girls…

15.Being famous

16.Physical Height

17.Not caring. A carefree attitude is liberating
and very attractive.

18.Being well dressed.
Unique accessories that match your
personality. In our society, accessories that
stand out provoke curiosity, signify
confidence and will attract women.

19.Well fitting shirts. Baggy shirts are out!
Shirts should complement your body and
show off your features. Now I’m not talking
about spandex, but regular well fitting shirts.

20.A deep, commanding voice. Your voice
says a lot about you, literally. The next time
you strike up a chat with a woman, don’t
sound squeaky.

21.Human smell. Sweat, at a very basic level, is
very attractive to women. It triggers feeling of
arousal in women. However, don’t go too far
and stink. That’s repelling.

22.Some light, musky cologne. These smells
will mimic the natural smell that males
produce and used lightly, will arouse some
females.

23.Leadership. Being a leader is very attractive
to women, it demonstrates social status and
importance. Make decisions, lead the pack.

24.Being dominant.

25.Physical strength

26.Being dangerous.
Danger is hot, exciting,
energising and can be very addictive. Women
love the bad boy.

27.Being good with animals.
Being good with
living things indicates that you will be a good
mate, capable of protecting and caring for
any offspring you could potentially have. This
is very attractive.

28.Being good with kids.

29.Being genuinely interested in her.

30.Being disciplined. People want to be
surrounded by competent individuals. If you
are able to control yourself when she can’t,
she will see you as having a lot of willpower.
This demonstrates that you are in control of
your life.

31.Not taking life too seriously.

32.Being positive. Positive people are
attractive. If you can show her the sunny side
of things, she will thank you for it.

33.Being a little selfish. Being slightly selfish
indicates that you care a lot about yourself
and your well-being.

34.Being generous.

35.Spontaneity. Been spontaneous Very attractive, alludes to excitement.

36.Good hair nd Trimmed nails. Having nice, healthy and well
groomed hair shows that you take care of
yourself.

37.Being driven. If you know what you want in
life, and you’re pursuing it, this is attractive.

I think it’s about time that most, if not all
Nigerian men learnt how to cook. I will be
the first to admit, I wasn’t too fond of the
kitchen until recently.
I would have generalised this topic "All men"
But you know quite well that Nigerian food is one with a lot of mouth watering delicasies,
That one has to be meticulous about if you must get it right,

If you are a Nigerian man and do not know how to
cook, OYO is your case.

And I do not mean
boiling water or frying egg like some of my
friends.

Here are 7 reasons why you
should go back to your mom’s kitchen and
learn a thing or two.

INDEPENDENCE
Cooking sends out a strong message of
independence. It will be evident to people
around you and especially women that you do
not rely upon anybody to cook you a meal. You
are a man that stands for himself at all costs, and
cooking is a great metric when it comes to
demonstrating your individuality.

VALUE
Let's face it a guy that can cook his own food is an added value to self, even if it's to fry egg without using too much oil it's something not all men or even some ladies can do, some don't even know how to turn on the gas cooker*

CONTROL
It is no secret that most Nigerian women,
Are fast embracing the Lifestyle of going to fast food joints, these days instead of your girlfriend to visit the market to get some stuff to cook you a nice meal the'd rather you should take her to Tantalizers or mister Biggs,
(just imagine the
generation in a couple years).

By casually hinting
about your cooking skills you will already rein
superiority over her, if she is unable to cook. It is powerful because she will not know how to do a task she knows she is supposed to know as a woman. The result is a women subconsciously
placing you in a higher tier of value than herself, that's respect.

WEIGHT LOSS
Eating at home means you can eat
healthy! How? When we go for grocery
shopping, we tend to choose the best
produce in the market = healthy choices.
Healthy eating has a direct correlation
with weight loss.

MONEY SAVER
Apart from the nutritional benefits of
home cooking!
Cooking will not only filter healthier food into your
body but you will also see how it affects your
wallet. You can go to the supermarket and buy a week’s worth of food for the same amount of two
days of fast food (assuming you eat the same
amount). Going to the Market and even
are still a more convenient bet rather than
ordering takeout, microwaving pre-made or
processed foods.
*You can save money Let’s face it, most
of us are away from home, whether in
school or hustling to make ends meet in
another city. You will all agree with me
that if you can cook at home, you can
save more money than always eating out.

GIRLS LOVE IT
It's no news that a lot of ladies like food, the other day a lady was telling me how much she loved to eat "Akpu" with Egusi soup "Licks mouth" . ..hehehe
Now imagine a guy that can rock the apron and whip
out a finger-licking dish like this he will always have a
place in a woman’s heart.

STRESS RELIEVER
Cooking is the only form of art that
appeals to all senses. And if you try it, you
might actually like cooking a decent meal
at the end of the day for yourself and your
better half.

Amadioha

Badt Guy Pope

You pretty much said it all bro . ..

Let the truth come forth !!

bossminded:
Women re nt straight in making decision,

My gf is a goddess in doing this, for instance I aasked her re u hungry she wuld say yes!

Me: what do u want to eat ??

Her: Anything


Me: Ok, lets go get rice

Her: No, I dnt want rice

Me: But u just said u want to eat anything

Her: Yes I did, but I dnt want rice

Me: Ok, no problem let gt some snacks

Her: Dnt just go there I am too hungry to tk snacks

After much delebration for about 2hours she finally agreed in preparing rice

(by then I was already half dead)


Dear ladies why do u do this??

Not only women dislike some things that men do, men too don't feel comfortable with certain things too, it's just that some times the'd rather keep their cool, I mean apart from women
-Applying all the heavy makeup,
-Wasting time dressing up for an outing while the guy waits for hours
Or
-Asking their boyfriends if they are getting fat .. .

Here are 6 other things women do that men Don't really like . ..

1
Women don't get to the point:
When a women talk they drop hints and clues hoping the male in his wisdom can work it out.
For men it's all a big mystery.
SOLUTION: Talk straight.

2
Women multi-track:
When women
speak their hearing is switched
on. Women can all speak or say several things
at the same time but a male would say
'ladies, one at a time'.
SOLUTION: Take turns.

3
Nagging:
the act
of repeatedly saying the same thing
over and over again - is particularly a
problem in young women. Women see
it as reminding a man to do what
needs to be done.
-Women only call it nagging
when they talk about a woman they
don't like.
SOLUTION: Set a
deadline. For example, instead of
saying 'can you take the rubbish
out today', 'would you be able to
put the rubbish out by 5pm today'.

4
Exaggeration:
Women have an
emotive style when they talk, they will
use exaggeration to make a point. A
popular one is, ''You always do it''. It
only makes men seize on the definition
of the word - ''I don't ALWAYS do it''.
Another used by women is ''I died, I
just died'' for little things like someone
turning up to a party in the same outfit
as theirs.
SOLUTION:
Stick to the facts.

5
Not initiating sex enough:
The urge
to have sex is directly related to
testosterone levels. Men have 10 to 20
times more than women as a result men might not feel cool when women don't initiate more often.
SOLUTION: Negotiate on what
makes each of you happy.

6
Shopping:
If a male is going to buy
something he will look for it online or in
the Yellow Pages and then go out and
buy it. For women, shopping is a day
out and men pretty much don't feel comfy about this*
SOLUTION: Don't take
men shopping.

*

Snoring, Although the frequent subject of humour, in
many cases, snoring actually is no laughing matter!

Just about everyone snores occasionally, but if
snoring happens frequently it can affect the
quantity and quality of your sleep and that of
Others. Snoring
can lead to poor sleep and daytime fatigue,
irritability, low libido and increased health problems.

Snoring
is a noisy breathing that occurs during
sleep mostly among men, It results
from the vibration of soft tissues of the
upper airways and often is associated with
obstruction of airflow..

Women may snore too, but men snore
more than women: Four out of every ten men
snore, compared to roughly three out of ten
women. At any particular time, around 25
percent of people are habitual snorers.

So why is Snoring more prevalent among men/Causes of Snoring ?


*The way you’re built.
Most Men have narrower
air passages than women and are more
likely to snore. A narrow throat, a cleft
palate, enlarged adenoids, and other
physical attributes that contribute to
snoring are often hereditary.

*Throat weakness, causing the throat to close
during sleep.

*Mispositioned jaw, often caused by tension in
the muscles.

*Obstruction in the nasal passageway.


*The tissues at the top of airways touching
each other, causing vibrations.


*Age.
As you reach middle age and beyond,
your throat becomes narrower, and the
muscle tone in your throat decreases.


*Nasal and sinus problems.
Blocked
airways make inhalation difficult and create
a vacuum in the throat, leading to snoring.

*Being overweight or out of shape.
Fat gathering in and around the throat.
Fatty tissue and poor muscle tone contribute to snoring.


*Sleep posture.
Sleeping flat on your back causes
the flesh of your throat or tongue to relax and
block the airway.

Several other diseases
like Obstructive sleep aponea.
Can also cause snoring"