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Chai Jisos !!!
D thunder wey go fire her dey do pressUp. .. "Nonsensical"

Will it tell me the time Jesus Will come ?!!

1. Become aware of your
attractiveness.
Imagine that you're a magnet. Forget
soul mate for now — do you attract or
repel people in general? Do people
gravitate toward you or keep their
distance? Are you able to maintain
healthy relationships with friends? Do
you know many but not really know
anyone?
When I say that everyone has an
attraction level, I'm not referring to
aesthetics. I'm talking about energy,
attitude, emotional intelligence,
general vibe and character. So the
first tip is to be aware of your
attraction level. How do people
respond to you? Do you notice a
pattern? Is it different depending on
gender? Tip one is to just be aware
and take an honest look at your
attraction level. If you believe your
level is low, it doesn't mean you're
defective. It means you have low
awareness, or you haven't done
much work on yourself.


2. Don't be reactive.
Nothing repels people more than a
reactive person. No one wants to feel
like they're walking through a
minefield when they're around you.
How do you know if you're reactive?
Simple. Do you react or do you
respond to people, situations and
events? Do you think about how your
words, actions and energy will affect
those around you? Or do you just
allow yourself to have knee-jerk
reactions to everything? Are you calm
and collected? Do you try to
understand before being understood?
Or is the sky always falling and your
mind is set to "search and destroy"?
Remember, reactivity translates to
toxicity. The first thing people on a
path of growth do is eliminate all the
toxic people around them. If you find
yourself alone, you may be one of
them. If you find yourself getting
angry just by reading this, you may
be one of them. I was highly reactive
for most of my life.
It took me years to practice
responding instead of reacting,
because I was never taught how to
respond. Well, life taught me
eventually.


3. Take care of yourself.
There's nothing more attractive than
someone who takes care of him or
herself. Self-care means having the
ability to fulfill your seven basic
needs, which are listed below:
A. Emotional need
Do you have an outlet to process all
your emotional stuff? This could be
therapy, a kind friend, or anything
that allows you space to process your
feelings.
B. Spiritual need
This doesn't mean you have to be
religious; it simply means practicing
being a spiritual person. Do you
believe in anything greater than
yourself?
C. Intellectual need
Do you feed your brain? Or do you sit
in front of the television all day?
D. Physical need
This includes diet and exercise. Do
you eat well and have a fitness
routine? How comfortable do you feel
in your body?
E. Sexual need
This doesn't mean having lots of sex,
though it could if that's important to
you. But do you feel sexy? Confident?
F. Financial need
Do you have a job? Are you working
toward something? Do you know how
to manage your money well? Or are
you leasing a hundred thousand
dollar car and living a studio
apartment?
g. Passion need
What are you doing that lights you
up? Anything? It's the path to your
potential. The ability to fulfill these
needs is what creates balance in
one's life. And the more balanced you
live, the higher your attraction level.

Footage . ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF-TvhJDKAE

It’s like something out of a Greek myth, or maybe just the result of a crazy night of passion. Residents of a remote village in Sisaket Province, Thailand, have been left in awe after a calf was born which appeared to be “half crocodile half buffalo.” Although the animal was born to a healthy buffalo and has the hooves, body and limbs of a mammal, it also has strange reptile-like scales and an elongated snout. Thai newspaper Rath reported that the animal died naturally soon after its birth. Footage of the animal was posted on YouTube by the Thai news organization Matichon. Incense and candles were lit around the calf as locals believed it would bring them good luck. From ancient Greek mythological creatures like centaurs to modern urban legends like Jake the Alligator Man of Florida, the human imagination is particularly rich when it comes to bizarre animal hybrids. However, realistically, this animal is likely to be a straightforward buffalo with a nasty skin disorder.

So look at this chicken what do you think its saying (that's if it could talk)

I'd go with "Are you not Entertained"
Or "Is there no one else"

Contrary to most students' belief, there are
actually many businesses you can start on a low
key for little money. In fact, the handsets,
clothes and gadgets some students carry around
are more costly than some businesses.


*So here are some mobile businesses you should
consider:


1. Photography –
people can now take their
pictures with phones, especially with the
selfie stick, but a good photographer with a
good camera, laptop and backdrop can still
eke a living with it. All those wannabe models,
events and ceremonies need a photographer.
So why not turn a corner of your room into a
studio and secure your market? This one
requires a much larger budget but it can
work with people who already have a camera.


2. Barbing – many male students know how
important lost cost haircuts are important. A
good Chaoba clipper, two towels, two a
aprons, some aftershave, spirit, a chair and a
mirror and a few random items are all you
need for this. A budget of N20,000 – 30,000
will suffice.


3. Game Centre -
Who dosen't like playing video games, besides this would be quite lucrative because its a school environment, at least after a hard days work "Jack can come out to play" also if ur the type that loves games consider this turning your passion to business, all it would take you is a generating set, two Tvs, and gamesets(or one for starters) a shop, you can even combine it with a barbing saloon so peeps can play while they wait for their turn to have a haircut "Talk about killn two birds with a stone"


4.Football Game Centres-
Almost every student is a die hard fan of various clubs these days, the've. Got a time carved out for watching matches, u just can't take that away from them, and all it might take you is just a cool place maybe under a tree, set up your tv have a stand by generator, (of course you must have gotten ur cable ready) then your good to go"


5. Catering/Baking (snacks) – this is a big
one. Everyone is celebrating one thing or the
other these days. So why not be the one they
come to for their cakes, snacks and small
chops for the parties and picnics? You
certainly don’t need more than N30,000 –
40,000 to start.


6.Make-up/Manicure/Pedicure – this is a big
profit business that many people are making
fortunes from. If you are good at using the
make-up kit and taking care of people’s nails,
why not make it a business? For a student
environments, between N20,000 – 50,000
will set this up.


7. Fashion designing –
this is popular these
days and it is making some students rich
before graduation. If you have learnt the skill
before coming to school, why not buy a
sewing machine and start styling your
friends? A machine and some start up
material will not cost you more than N40,000.


8. Training (instrument/voice/language) –
are you good with an instrument? You could
make it into a small business. Same goes for
those who know how to do voice training or
can handle a foreign language. You could
have classes and charge fees for it. The
capital here is mostly just time since you can
use a classroom or open spaces.


9. Social media management –
these days
many people are looking for social media
managers for their various accounts. If you
know your way around social media, you can
turn yourself into a money-spinning manager.
Many organisations are employing people in
such positions. Reach out to persons and
organizations and offer your services. With
your phone and/or a laptop, you can execute
this job.


10. Event planning –
The event planning
business is getting bigger by the day and you
could have a future in it if you start in school.
Most events are weekends and evening so
you can always keep your studies out of the
way. You can also get jobs outside the school.
Where it clashes with your schoolwork, you
can use extra hands. This is also low budget.


12. Clothing/fashion accessories –
believe it or
not, students buy a lot and you can have
your share of their spending. You can always
bring in items that are cheap in your area and
popular with students for person-to-person
sale. Shoes, clothing, accessories and even
small gadgets like headsets.


13. Sporting merchandise – these days, almost
everyone is supporting one football club or
the other (Arsenal, Barcelona, Chelsea,
Manchester United, Bayern, etc.) and this
presents an opportunity to make some
money. All you need is get these merchandise
and market to students and football lovers at
viewing centres around you.


14.Demand and Suppy-
Here anything works from books to clothes to Gadgets, just find out what the students highly demand for and where you can easily get them (of course with your profit assured), it's like been a middleman,
Add your transport and BAAM!! Your in business"


15. Art/Crafts –
do you know how to make jewellery with
beads, draw and paint, make greeting cards,
and design social media DPs etc. You can
make money from these. If you have the skill,
raw materials are often not high.


16. Website/Graphics designing – With a laptop and
power, a website designer can run a full
business from any location. Interestingly,
many people wants blogs and websites so
there is a large market out there. A N70,000
laptop and data shared from your Android
phone is all you need.


17.Mobile Bussiness Centre-
Ok so you might say this won't really work since you got to get a shop setup computers and stuff like that, but let's look at it this way, you could still be mobile on this with just a Laptop,
If you got a talent (maybe you type fast)- you could start by typing projects for students who need em @ a giving price while you do the printing else where,
bulk sms'ing is another thing you could do, obviously there are a lot of groups been set up here and there in the school environment,
Once in a while they need to send messages, that's where you come in"


18.IT Guy-
If your so good with computers like troubleshooting problems, formating a system, or you so Badass you can open up aa system and fix a problem or change some components to make it work again"
You could be that IT guy/Lady everyone comes to for a Computer based related issues or hey they might need this software or some Hardware part' or someone to teach em how to use a particular software, that's where u "Save the Day"


19. Blogging –
There are a lot of websites
offering pay for articles and you could actually
write for them. Also, you can start your own
specialized/news blog. If you are student in a
school with large student population like
University of Ibadan, University of Lagos,
University of Benin, Ahmadu Bello University,
etc., you can be the most vocal voice there
and build something you can monetize.
Ibrahim Ify Salawu @UnilagOlodo who
founded @OlodoNation is an example.


20. This Spot is for you to look within yourself and think of something creative that you'r good at, to provide a service and earn you some cash, All you need is the will to get more out of your 4+ years in the university than just a degree.


*These are just a few of the many businesses that
you can run while in school with little capital.
Just find out your skill and turn it into a business*

He Was Rejected By The Girl Of His Dreams Because He Was Too Poor 10 Years Later They
Meet Again.
-----------------------------------

A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s
daughter.
Overcome with his love for the girl, the boy
proposed to her. However, the rich girl rejected
him and said, “Your monthly salary is equivalent
to my daily expenses. How do you expect me to
marry someone like you? I can never love you so
forget about me. Go find and marry someone else
of your level.”

Despite being rejected so hurtfully, for some
reason, the boy could not forget her so easily.
Roughly 10 years later, they ran into each other
accidentally in a shopping mall.
She immediately recognised the man and said,
“Hey, how are you? I’m now married to a very
smart man, and his salary is $15,700 per month!
Can you beat that?”

The man, hearing those painful words from the
woman he used to care for, held back his tears
and said nothing. Not a few moments passed
when the woman’s husband came back to her
side. But before the lady could say a word, her
husband immediately recognised the man she
was talking to and said, “Sir? G-good afternoon! I
see you’ve met my wife!”

“Good afternoon too, Mr…?”, said the man. “Mr.
Carter, Sir!”
The husband then turned to his wife and said,
“Dear, I’d like you to meet my boss. He owns the
$100 million company I work for.”

The woman, left flabbergasted by the turn of
events, was not able to say anything back. The
man just smiled and said, “Well, Mr. Carter. I’ve
got to get going. I have important things to
attend to. It was splendid seeing you today. Have
a great day!”

Having been over her initial shock, the woman
asked her husband in disbelief, “That was your
boss?”
“Yes, dear. He’s a very humble person but his life
is quite a sad story. They said he once loved a
lady but she dumped him because he was just a
poor boy back then. Because of that, he worked
really hard. And because he’s smart, he became
successful. Now he’s a multimillionaire who earns
millions of dollars a month. Unfortunately though,
he couldn’t move on from that heartbreak and
remains unmarried still.”

The husband went on and said, “How lucky would
that lady have been if she had married that
man?” The lady looked in total shock and couldn’t
utter a word.

FannySwindler:
Op. You can't be a hater and be hating a hater.

You don't hate haters, u love em' up,
till they got no more hate in em"

In my opinion, haters come in a variety of
different forms. They can be the teacher that
tells you to stick to math, the parent
who enrolls you into a program you care
nothing for or the online troll that leaves you
negative comments.

All of them seek to destroy your passion. They
are forever looming in the background or
hiding in the shadows as they try to discredit
or insult your craft.

For many people, these haters build a
crippling fear of failure and humiliation that
almost becomes insurmountable. As such,
every time you put your heart and soul into
something, you’re excited yet terrified to
share it with the world.

Yet, out of your brave and maybe foolish
optimism, part of you believes what you have
created is something that could change
things in a positive way — even just for a few
people.

But, the haters have made you anxious that
what you pieced together will uncover you as
the amateur you are, as if your previous
portfolio of work (if any) was a total fluke.

So, the haters force you to set your latest
project aside and start something new.

They’ve seeped into your head with their
pervasive comments. Maybe you’ll come back
to your previous work another day.
Sometimes, you convince yourself to
completely forget that one forever.

Sometimes, you even just up and quit your
passion altogether because the haters have
convinced you dat you aren’t good enough.

If you’ve finally put together something
you’re still unsure. You
revise it furiously and continue to add and
take away until you don’t even recognize it
anymore.

So, you close your eyes, and with trembling
fingers you hit send to your editor, hit play for
your record label or hit connect for your
agent.

At this point, you don’t even know if it
will be approved, let alone face the harsh and
scrutinizing senses of the public.

Then, you get that email that says “well
done,” or the go-ahead phone call telling you
“great job.” But, it’s somehow not satisfying
enough. You should be celebrating, but your
heart races as you anticipate the imminent
backlash that is about to erupt.

You’re crippled with insecurities, so you
reread your work, replay your song or inspect
your piece of art to assure yourself it’s okay.

‘What was I thinking?’ you say to yourself
with doubt in your heart.
But, now, it’s too late. Your baby that’s been
crafted out of your deepest thoughts and
feelings, along with your talent and hard
work, is about to be eviscerated by the
viscous masses.

At this point, all you can do is
helplessly watch as a vulnerable piece of you
is judged.


If you’re a creator, you should never let the
negative voices of others stop or alter what
you create. Do what you love, what you’re
passionate about and never worry about what
others have to say.

Even if you are a hater of your own work, if
you love what you do, just keep doing it; the
pure enjoyment of the process alone is reason
enough to put your time into it.

Why are haters one of the most important
voices in your career? They are the fuel which
makes you work harder to prove all of them
wrong by defying their wishes.
Every time I felt like quitting, I said to myself,
“My haters would enjoy it too much if I did; I
won’t give them that.”


They can also make you and your work more
popular. Publicity, good or bad, is good.

If you are lucky enough to have haters in your
life, just take it as a compliment. It just
reveals that you are worth their time and
effort to grow hate and then, go through the
process of telling you about it as if you
actually care.

http://thebusinessaim.com.ng/why-haters-are-some-of-the-most-important-people-in-your-career/

cilifa:
One can understand when you are still both single and not sure if marriage will happen.

But after tieing the knot and become husband and wife, some women still expect their husband to beg for intimacy or uses sex as a bait to get something from the husband. Many women today still does not initiate sex even when they crave it.
Why then get married?

I think ladies just like been the object of Attraction(or maybe it's just how nature made it), you take dt away from dem or make em feel less important they become unsettled"

like d other day, a Lady I cut off from becos of her pranks called me saying stuff like "You know say Guy no suppose do Yanga for Babe it's viceversa"
Whatever dat means"

But on a serious note not in marriage. ..

Personally, I don't beg a lady for stuff especially if its my right, but seriously if a lady should make me beg once for something and still refuses, she's screwd"

Na she go beg last "Last" !!

Op. .. You missed "Walking around naked" I.E without d kids hanging around

Op. .. You missed "Walking around naked" I.E without d kids hanging around

1. Taking her to guys night: She tells you
she’ll be cool. She tells you, “But your friends
love me!” She says she’ll act like one of the
boys, or that you’ll hardly even notice she’s
there. It doesn’t matter how much your boys
love your girl: the instant a girl walks into a
room of all men, a shield goes up. Men have
deeply ingrained little filters around women.
And even if those filters are slight, there is a
cloud over the night that doesn’t let them act
quite as they would if a woman weren’t there.
Don’t do that to your boys. What’s worse is
maybe their filters won’t kick in. And then
your girl will be mortified at what she hears
and sees.
2. Sexual acts you both were uncertain
about: If there is any sexual act, from toys to
threesomes, that both you and your partner
felt uneasy about doing, don’t do it. If you
don’t go into those kinds of things with
complete certitude, there’s usually a feeling
of regret afterwards.
3. Analyzing other females: Don’t let a
woman trick you into the, “Do you think she’s
pretty” conversation. Whether it’s about a
woman you both actually know or an actress,
don’t do it. Women believe they are the
authority on other women, so whatever your
opinion is, she’ll most likely tell you you’re
wrong. And your girl will pay close attention
to how you analyze other women and
immediately relate it to herself. You could
have issues of insecurity or jealousy rise up.
4. Matching tattoos: You want to prove to the
world you’ll be together forever? Get married.
Definitely get married before you’d get
matching tattoos! No matter how in love you
are, just try to imagine what life would be like
without that woman, and with that tattoo.
Even the less than 1% chance of that
happening should be enough reason not to
do it.
5. Sharing a pet: Unless you’re married, if
you’re going to get a pet designate an owner.
Of course you and your partner will help each
other out with the pet, but it should be
agreed upon who is primarily responsible for
the pet to avoid any fights over taking care of
it, paying for medical bills etc. and to avoid
major heartbreak over custody if you and
your partner broke up.
6. Starting a company together: This can
either make or break a relationship. Your
partner may love who you are as a boyfriend,
friend, son and citizen of the world. But she
may hate who you are as a businessman.
We’re all somebody else when it comes to
business and sometimes your partner is
better off being shielded from that face. This
could bring you two closer because you’ll
deeply understand the stresses and concerns
of the other person. But, before doing
something so large as starting a business
together try to build up to it by working
together in smaller capacities to see how you
get along.
7. Arguing in front of your friends: I don’t
care who started it: you end it. You’ll both feel
humiliated afterwards if you engaged in a full
on couples dispute in front of your friends.
Not only will you feel bad about putting them
through that, but you’ll also inevitably begin
to wonder who “won” the fight in the eyes of
your friends. Who do they think is the better
partner, now that they’ve seen the two of you
battle? Subconsciously, you’ll be battling to
be the better partner in front of friends from
there on out.
8. Sharing past sex stories: You have a funny
sex story from one of your exes or a one-night
stand that you know will make your partner
laugh. But guess what: no matter how funny
your story, all your partner will be thinking
about is the image of you with somebody
else. If you get really unlucky, she’ll feel the
need (to be fair, or to torture you in return) to
share one of her past sex stories. And then
neither of you will be laughing, and probably
not having sex that night.
9. Planning a big trip too soon: A long and/or
expensive trip really shouldn’t be planned
until you’ve been with someone for half a
year. And that’s 6 peaceful months. If you’ve
been fighting the whole time, it doesn’t
count. Two months in you’re still too
infatuated to have actually noticed the
person’s flaws. Four months might feel like a
long time but the pressures of life haven’t
started to set in yet. You probably still have
the energy to be going to each other’s places
late at night, just to get a few hours together.
You’re probably still shacking up a lot for the
weekend, not seeing other friends or family.
So you don’t know how your actual lives will
affect the relationship. At 6 months, the
person is probably substantially incorporated
into your life, and the excitement has calmed
down enough for you to more honestly
evaluate the person.

Friendzone is a bad place to be when you come you be like a Chicken out of hot water !

Can't we all live in peace and harmony, without bickering strife and trying to intimidate one another. ..

Dear Audience!
There are many people, who are
listening right now maybe a friend
of mine or a foe,

If you looked up for the word
“peace” in the dictionary, chances
are it would say something about
tranquility, and non-violence. If
you search for a synonym, it might
even say a truce.

I think Peace is
far more than just a truce.
A truce, in my mind, is an
agreement to stop fighting. If we
are to achieve peace, we must,
every day, make a difference.
"Peace begins with a smile."

I absolutely agree! It’s said that a
smile can light up a room, so
imagine what a world of smiles can
do. If every day, someone does
something kind for someone, it will
create a ripple effect.
Think of when you drop a stone in a
pond. It generates a small ripple at
first, but after a while, that little
ripple has spread throughout the
entire pond. Now, think of world
peace.

If someone apologizes to
someone else, and they do the
same, imagine what we can
achieve!
Yea, many people know its
definition, but only a few
understands.
Peace is the mother of progress.
Without peace, a nation cannot
make any progress. So peace is
ever desirable.

Peace is the feeling that all's right
with the world. How do I feel it?
When everyone around me in my
family, my circle of friends and my
neighborhood is happy, eager to
love, accept and relate… I feel at
peace.

Also, to me it means
following what my heart says and
sharing mutual trust and respect
for people around me.
Peace starts with me, so I’ll end my
speech by conveying everyone to
keep smiling. You know what they
say,
“PEACE BEGINS WITH A
SMILE”

HI. I'm Jay but
ya'll can call me LJ

E be like say Trekking na Im they rain now. ..
Cos efreybody don dey trekk


but why our celebs no dey trek go greet Buhari na,
cos I wan see people like Mr Ibu and Eniola Badmus "you know" joining the Trend, as for me

I dey trekk go Ikeja now now, cos I no see Bus" At least I don try

Trekking sure pass"

Doveheart:
MAKE MONEY, PLENTY MONEY

Shoo na warehouse b dis abi my eye dey see double ??

Truckpusher:
Dechandel, I sent you a pm.
Do reply me - At least I'm not asking you for sex.

Dechandel reply d bro na, kani he's your future Husband !!

Let me Interpret my own
. ..
"Rich head me"



Oya over to you
*Drops mike*

Answer and give reasons why?

I'd go for a Pen. ..

A pastor was in the lobby greeting people as they left one sunday,

he came across a man he hadn't seen in a while, he pulled him aside and said,
"Sir you need to Join the Army of the Lord"

The man replied "I'm already in the Army of the Lord"

The Pastor looked confused and said "how come I only see you on Easter and Christmas"

The man Laughed and whispered back
"I'm in the Lord's secret Service"