₦airaland Forum

emeijeh:
Its called Crush

Nairaland has really got many kids as members. It means Op doesn't even know drinks like Canada dry and Gold Spot aka the Zing thing. Oh dat advert is still very fresh in my head #1990

#80skidsrock!

U head dey there !!

hotdi:
I drank it too, it contains alcohol then

Alcohol !! You drank something else oo **

ellahzy:
I saw those bottles but I didn't drink from it.

Why, Do you know what you've missed?

I thought
IDC* was "I Dey See".
and
how is GB* - "Good Job"
. .. It's supposed to be "Gbabe"

"Lubbish"

A Nigerian drug trafficker who left his thriving business for the illicit trade has been sentenced to death in Malaysia.

The dream of 36-year-old Nigerian, Alexis Zogbelemow, to make fast money through drug trafficking » , has been truncated as a Shah Alam High Court in Malaysia, has sentenced him to death.
Ogbelemow ran a successful rental car business in Nigeria before he went on the trip of no return and was unlucky to be caught at the main arrival hall of Kuala Lumpur International Airport, Sepang, on February 28, 2012, with 824.1 grammes of Methamphetamine.

The presiding Judge, Justice Datuk Akhtar Tahir, sentenced Zogbelemow on Wednesday, January 6, after finding him guilty of the offence.

QueenValerie:
. Would you give a lap dance?

Lol . .. Yay!! I see you like "nutty", I better start practising" you'd litrally be begging for more* "creativity is my middle name".

I'd notify the relevant authorities"

HateU2:
Like I'm gonna take my tym b4 getting married but I feel lyk getting married NOW

Ohk . .. But I'd rather u don't rush it tho.

You're home alone,
Its the middle of the night*
You see this thing coming up you stairs,
What would you do??
. .. Fight, Flight, or Faint !!

See "Ada -obi" wey we go school together she don enter History sha* . .. I need to invent something this 2016.

Nice one Op

HateU2:
Chai! This pix dey change my orientation about marriage. Happy Married life guys. Where is my missing rib

"Change ur orientation" How ??

QueenValerie:
or you could dance for her ,woooh

Funny You!! . .. Isokay, I Don't dance much, but no harm in trial "As far as there's someone dancing"

Every morning when I look into the mirror,
I remind myself that I'm great and going to change the world through marvellous deeds,
and then I go on to work towards that big picture . ..

You don't have to wait till you get a huge chunck of money to start something,
It's just the little things you do now that matter, they could be your stepping stones to a greater future"

The clock is ticking . .. better be prepared when ever God pick's your call for you to become a success Story"

- MReason

Wise investment good one, I'm #inspired . .. But seriously this guy still got issues.

Wise investment good one, I'm #inspired . .. But seriously this guy still got issues*

I don't like it as an accessory cox Itz "Lubbish" . .. But if u want to use it to dance* for me. .. Isokay!!

HateU2:
oh! Are u that creative?

Sure. .. But I'd let you decide.

Omg.. .* !!

HateU2:
Awon okunrin sha. He no wan make d other side chicks hear am

Other chicks !!
I don't think so
Give the Pops some credit,
he loves her,
and not all guys are this creative with words' you know*

No seriously this papa try, at this Im age e still dey Romantic like dis" choii !!

preciousMI1:
FOR HIS MIND NOW HIS THE BIGGEST BOY IN D HOOD

Oya come and take the bike #Leavetrash4lawma

dainformant:
A post was shared online showing pictures of a boy who built a bicycle for himself using materials he got from the slum he lives in. If you missed it, see it here https://www.nairaland.com/2803381/5-year-old-boy-builds-dream-bicycle

The boy did his best to put up what he wants and a Good Samaritan saw his effort through a post on Facebook and bought him a new bicycle. This just shows that no dream is to small to visualize. This brain needs to be exploited.

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/01/young-boy-who-built-bicycle-with-local.html

Good Idea* Make I go use nonsense to build house, sharpaly !!
Maybe one good Samaritan can com and fit dash me 4 bedroom flat"

wwhitewitch:
ONE told me yesterday that if she had sex with me, she will just hate me 4rever and i was like in my mind dats good news.

Lol . .. Seriously !! "I'd just tell her Baby pls Hate me"

mizquote:
I hate s:ex.

Buh seriously I hate d above.

Really !!

Most times People always need these kinda "news" to stop them for a moment in their life's track of vanity and pursuit of material things to remind them to THANK GOD !!

Brainykid8:
just leave d ball nd run away

What if he leaves the ball too and starts chasing you*

Here's one . .. "Money Ain't Important"

You are playing a football match, immediately you get the ball, You see this Guy running towards you, What would you do?

Lol