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But if u are redirected 2 to three times u ought to know its false,
find where to cool ur heels"


But what is d English word for ARODAN"
Cos I dunno,
Stayed in d US most of my Growing Years"

But if u are redirected 2 to three times u ought to know its false,
find where to cool ur heels"


What is d meaning of ARODAN"
Cos I dunno,
Stayed in d US most of my Growing Years"

3.
Not Understanding Attraction !!
"This is a BIGGIE"

Women can FEEL IT when they're with a guy who “gets it”.
Women know very quickly if they're talking to a guy who understands himself and women… and who enjoys creating and building sexual tension.

Women know if a guy speaks the SECRET LANGUAGE of “Sexual Communication”.

If he doesn't, then she stops all communication on that level.
If he does, then it continues.

ATTRACTION Isn't A Choice.
Attraction is an emotional and physical RESPONSE… and you can't “convince” a woman to feel it with logic, gifts, and NICENESS.

*

2.
Being Needy, Clingy, And Insecure !!

When one person “clings” to another person “psychologically”, the person who is being “clinged to” RESENTS and REJECTS the needy, clingy emotional parasite…

This is WUSS behavior at its worst.
If a guy is on the phone with a girl he just met, and she says “Hey, I have to go”, he might say “Aw, well… um …OK. Um, will you call me when you get home? ”

And an even worse example is a guy who is so emotionally insecure that he actually ASKS a woman to tell him that he's nice, fun, interesting, etc.
“Do you think I'm interesting? ”
“Do you think we could ever have a relationship? ”
“Am I your type? ”. GOSH !!!

Women HATE this stuff. It makes them shiver with the heebie-jeebies.
It makes them want to RUN AWAY.

There are a few particular things that REALLY annoy single, attractive women.

One of the reasons that these things annoy women is because they're DEAL KILLERS.

A woman can like everything about you, but if you do these things (or even ONE of these things), it can DESTROY your chances of success.

Here are three of the BIG things that single women hate:


1.

Giving Up Your Status In Exchange For Her Attention And Approval !!

If I had to describe the one single thing that both annoys women and DESTROYS a guy's chances,

it would be this.
It has taken me a long time to see this particular pattern, but it's EVERYWHERE.

Men, in effect, say “Hi, I want your approval and attention.

I'm willing to let YOU be the one who's in control… and let YOU call the shots… and do anything to please YOU… if you'll give me your attention and approval”.

But the problem is that women DON'T WANT you to give up your status and “ manliness”.
Women aren't ATTRACTED to men who act weak and tentative.

Women secretly HATE IT when a guy does something to demonstrate that he'll give away his power in return for approval.
THEY HATE IT!

I could literally write an entire book on this one single concept.

Take a few minutes to think this one over, and maybe write down the ways that you make this mistake with women.

More importantly, think about how you're going to STOP DOING IT IMMEDIATELY.

Women secretly HATE IT when a guy does something to demonstrate that he'll give away his power in return for approval.

Trust me bae will not go


She fit no change to creature
But trust she dosen't want u to see her
under anointing

What will dey not deliver her from. ..
Spirit of Brazilian Hair
Spirit of Nagging
Makeup,
high heels etc

Y'll still gon do it again,
Konji is a "baskrad"

U want my advice. ..
Stop sleepn n d dude's crib

Most Romantic Man in China – After
a Lifetime of Struggle Man Buys Diamond Ring for His 80-Year-Old
Wife

Images of a simple-looking old man
gifting his elderly wife a diamond ring are making
waves on Chinese social networking site Weibo.

The photos of the couple dressed in plain clothing
and trying on rings were posted by Weibo user
‘This is Xinjiang’ last week, and have already been shared over 1,500 times.

Intrigued, the Xinjiang Internet Office decided to investigate the story. They contacted and
interviewed staff at the jewellery shop where the photo was taken. According to staff member Zhou Lanlan, the couple had visited their shop at noon on Wednesday.

The man then proceeded to
ask for diamond rings that were ‘reasonably
priced’.
The salesperson recommended one particular ring
that was being sold at a discounted price.

After
trying it on, the man payed for the ring with a
huge roll of small banknotes that are believed to
have been his entire life’s savings.

He mentioned
that he wanted to make his wife happy after a
lifetime of struggles. “We’ve been leading a hard
life. I just hope to cheer her up,” he told the staff.

When Weibo users came to know of the
story, it obviously melted their hearts.

“This is true
love,” one person commented, while another
said “This is the most romantic thing to ever
happen in my hometown Korla. I wish them a
better life!”

Ha ha ha ha ha

Albino don suffer"
But Op U ought to know "love is Blind"

I dunno but here in d US we don't av Albino

I recently read an Article here about scammers who act like hitmen"

But the truth is one can never know if you're getting scammed or its for real. ..

well here goes for those daredevils who want to take the bull by the horns*

Who would rather become the hunter than the haunted*

Top 10 sniper rifles*
For your protection

10. M24 (American)

Calibre: 7.62x51mm NATO
(.308 win)

Operation: Bolt Action

Feed: 5-Round internal
magazine


No 9. SR25 (American)

Cartridge: 7.62x51mm NATO
Operation: Action Gas-operated, rotating bolt
Rate of fire: Semi-automatic
Feed system: 10 and 20-round detachable
box magazine


No 8. L42 Enfield (British)

Cartridge: .303 Mk VII SAA Ball / Bolt-action
Muzzle velocity: 744 m/s (2,441 ft/s)
Feed system: 10-round magazine, loaded with 5-round charger clips
Effective range: 550 yards (503 m)
Maximum range: 2,000 yd (1,829 m)


No 7. M21 (American)

Cartridge: 7.62x51mm NATO
Action: Gas-operated, rotating bolt
Muzzle velocity: 853 m/s (2,800 ft/s)
Effective range: 690 m (750 yd)
Feed system: 5, 10 or 20-round detachable
boxmagazine.


No 6. PSG1 (German)

Cartridge: 7.62x51mm NATO
Action: Roller-delayed
blowback
Muzzle velocity: 868 m/s (2,848 ft/s)
Effective range: 800 m
Feed system: 5- or 20-round
detachable
box magazineor 50-
round drum


No 5. Dragunov SVD (Soviet
Union)

Cartridge: 7.62x54mmR
Action: Gas-operated, rotating
bolt
Muzzle velocity: 830 m/s (2,723 ft/s)
(SVD, SVDS, SWD-M)
800 m/s (2,624.7 ft/s)
(SVU)
Effective range: Up to 800 m sight
adjustments for point
targets
Maximum range: 1,300 m with scope
1,200 m with iron
sights
Feed system: 10-round detachable
box magazine


No 4. AS50 (British)
Cartridge: 12.7 x 99 mm NATO
Caliber: 12.7 mm .50 BMG
Action: Direct impingement
Rate of fire: semi-automatic,
estimated at 5
rounds/1.3 seconds
Effective range: 1,500 m
Feed system: 5 or 10 round
detachable box
magazine

. ..... ...




Oh!!
you want more ? . ..For info and pictures Click the link @ your own peril*

http://binscorner.com/pages/t/top-10-sniper-rifles.html

After sex she asks her bf this Question"

Gf: Honnie, So what are we now?

Bf: Baby we are nothing but pencil in the hand of the creator. ..

While camera traps have been used in ecological
research for decades, luring animals towards
these traps requires constant innovation.
And
you’ll never believe what they’re now using to
attract wild jaguars – Calvin Klein Obsession for
Men!

According to Miguel Ordeñana, a biologist with
the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles and
an expert on camera traps, the idea belongs to a

Bronx Zoo researcher who tried a bunch of
different scents before discovering the jaguar’s
affinity for Calvin Klein.

What’s special about the
cologne is that its two main ingredients – civetone
and vanilla extract – create a combination that’s
irresistible to these big cats.

While most people tend to ignore Facebook’s
friend suggestions, this Belgian student actually
traveled all the way to Austin, Texas to meet up
with a stranger just because the social network’s
algorithm suggested they become friends!
24-year-old Victor Van Rossem was intrigued
when Facebook displayed 49-year-old as a
‘suggested friend’, because they obviously had
no connection other than a mutual acquaintance.
“Facebook suggested we become friends, and I
thought that was pretty absurd,” Victor said.
But as he spent time looking through Neal’s
pictures, he became more and more interested in
the artist’s life. “I became fascinated by him. He
had a long beard and looked a little unusual. He
did art performances and paintings of mythical
creatures and strange beasts which only made
me more interested in him.”

50-year-old Sayagh Jacques has a rather unusual
hobby for a homeless man – bodybuilding.
Although he’s been living on the streets of Paris
for years, he hasn’t let his homeless status stop
him from training harder than most people, and
maintaining his six pack abs.

I suppose it goes to
show that if you’re really passionate about
something, you can make it happen under any
circumstances.

Jacques has no qualms about working out right in
the middle of the street. When people give him
money, he doesn’t use it to smoke or drink.

Instead, he tries to eat specific foods that will help
him gain muscle. He’s also managed to procure a
few pieces of makeshift equipment – a cable and
a few ropes – that he ties to lamp poles and park
fences. He uses these to do basic bodyweight
exercises like pull ups, push ups, pullovers and
rows.

Alex Noble took great pleasure in handing in
his notice, telling his bemused boss he was
off to pursue a career with the undead
Saying . .. Oh you know, just carrying out
necessary zombie duties



The 26-year-old from Cardiff is now employed
as a trainer by Slingshot, the company which
runs zombie chase game 2.8 Hours Later.

“I have always been into zombies,” explained
Alex, whose favourite film is Day of the Dead.

“I started off doing quite a bit of extras work.
Most of it was unpaid, but then my hobby grew into a job.”

Alex spent five years volunteering as a zombie
extra in films, tv and games, before being
offered the position with Slingshot.

“People started noticing me, because I was
doing things differently,” he said.

“I had a niche look and I was doing the
movements and noises differently.”

He is now responsible for running “zombie
school” for the volunteers taking part in the
game.

“It is quite physically demanding – I do training
in the gym to keep fit,” said Alex.

“Some actors who are used to working in
movies find it difficult, because with a film, youshoot your scene and that’s it for the day.

“In this game, you have 600 plus people
sprinting around at full pelt for three hours and you can’t break character at all.”
It takes a big team to host a zombie
apocalypse.

Each event requires 60 volunteers, 12 actors,
12 stage managers, five make-up artists, 10
members of production crew, security staff,
plus bar staff for the zombie disco after-party.

"It could make u not to think straight or clearly bro"

Pray,
Occupy yourself more with activities
Do not stay alone"
and pray again"

An Ugandan fisherman tracked down and killed a
giant crocodile after it ate his pregnant wife as
she collected firewood at the edge of a lake.

Demeteriya Nabwire, who is reported by local
media to have been eight months pregnant, was
devoured early on Sunday morning on the shores
of Lake Kyoga in eastern Uganda.

Locals found the slippers she was wearing, along
with several toes and fingers and a mobile phone
at the spot where she was attacked, Uganda’s
New Vision reported.

Her husband, Mubalak Batambuze, 56, armed
himself with a spear and tracked the crocodile
down before killing it.

He was hailed as a hero by locals who believe that
the same crocodile was responsible for the deaths
of six other people, including women and
children, and severe injuries inflicted on five more
people.

Uganda Wildlife Authority said they sent officials
to the area who found a crocodile measuring 7.5
metres and weighing more than 157 stones
(1,000kg).
If true, the crocodile would break several records
since the largest specimens of Nile crocodiles
found in Africa rarely measure more than six
metres.

Peter Ogwang, a spokesman for Uganda’s Wildlife
Authority (UWA), said human bones and clothes
were found in the animal’s stomach.
“We believe this was the same animal that killed
the woman,” UWA official told the German press
agency, DPA.

About 30 Ugandans are killed by crocodiles each
year, according to the UWA, and attacks are on
the increase because overfishing by humans is
reducing the reptiles’ food sources.

Wycliffe Ibanda, the chairman of the district in
which the crocodile was found, blamed the UWA
for the crocodile deaths, saying it failed to
respond to calls to relocate the reptiles.

TheRealCoolHunK:
Oh no. I have good memories of that place: hanging out with pretty chicks during my service year. Sad.

Bro the place got burnt you're talking of "pretty Chicks"

stanbiggi:
This info is not completly true. Mr Price is underneath film House in floors in the mall. Fire never started from Mr price. It started from Film house. Please don't mislead pple

Whether it started from film house or Mr Price, the point is the two places got burnt*

Damn so sad"

Op What if the money is payed and he still wants to kill the target (assuming it wasn't a scam)


Then I won't reply the mail,
(it's not a must to reply the mail)

I'd just read the mail carefully for loop holes

Quit my Job
cut of from all my contacts phones gadgets all that technology brings

Get a Knights SR-25 snipper rifle, civilian version with 20″ barrel

Retire to some solitary confinement

Track down the killer make him confess who sent him . ..


But then like u said it's a scam

How to take your bath in harmathan

Wash your head
Wash your hands and arms
Wash armpits
Wash some other areas**
Wash your feet
Brush your teeth

*Rub and Shine**

Mind you I don't do this, I'd rather boil water which obviously is worse especially when you step out the bathroom. ..

Splashing comes under Section 3 of the England Road
Traffic Act 1988, and can be punished through a fixed penalty notice.

Drenched pedestrians have complained to
police after being splashed by motorists driving
through puddles, figures reveal.

Upset walkers across England and Wales have
contacted police forces and accused drivers of
swerving deliberately to drive through standing
water.

Some even said police officers were among the
perpetrators.
A number of motorists were traced and given
driving advice, while a handful of others could
not be tracked down.

The details of those who have been
investigated were released by police forces to
the Press Association following a Freedom of
Information request.
Six police forces had details on splashing
incidents.
There were 63 reported incidents of motorists
driving through a puddle and splashing
pedestrians during a five-year period from
January 2009.
South Wales Police had 38 reported cases of
splashing, with victims as young as 10.

A police officer was forced to apologise after
driving a 4x4 through standing water, while
one pedestrian complained that a bus driver
accelerated to soak those walking on the
pavement.

A van driver was given a ticket for a public
order offence after driving "back and forth
through a large puddle to intentionally splash
pedestrians".
Another driver was spoken to after deliberately
going through a puddle to splash a walker
before laughing with a passenger.
Two motorists were involved in altercations
after being accused of splashing.
One motorist in Wrexham was injured during
an argument, while another in Rhyl was
confronted over their driving some days earlier.
Both incidents were reported to North Wales
Police in 2012.
Cumbria Police were contacted by a group of
pedestrians in November 2012 after the
walkers say they were deliberately soaked by a
car in Cockermouth.

The driver was given advice by police, and was
one of nine incidents reported to the force.
An unlucky resident in the Cotswolds,
Gloucestershire, said they were splashed "at
least five times" by drivers speeding through
puddles on one particular road.
Another said a police officer "swerved into a
puddle on purpose" to soak him.

One witness reported how a "young male
driver was swerving all along" The Knapp in
Stroud, "driving into puddles on purpose to
splash school children walking home".
It was one of 11 incidents reported to
Gloucestershire Police.
Two incidents were reported to Avon and
Somerset Police, and one was mentioned to
officers in Kent.

Mike Frisby, the Driving Instructors Association
chief examiner, said motorists have a "duty of
care" not to splash pedestrians, something
which can be "easily avoided".
He added: "It's probably not widely known by
pedestrians that they can report incidents if
they're splashed, but we don't really want to
engage in a culture where people are going to
report every little incident.

"The driver has an obligation to plan well, as
there is always a danger when driving through
a puddle because even in shallow water drivers
won't know what lurks beneath."

For celebrities, having the money to be able to
move out of your parent’s comforting home is
not necessarily the reason they choose not to.
Surprisingly, a number of big stars have not
yet decided to move out and here is why!

1. Bradley Cooper
Since the death of his father in 2011, Bradley
moved in to live with his mother Gloria. The 39-
year-old told Details Magazine in 2013 that his
mum is a ‘cool chick’ making it easy for them
to live together. However, it’s not like his mum
stays in a guesthouse out the back – she sleeps
in the bedroom next door!

2. Jennifer Lawrence
The 23-year-old Hunger Games star says she is
simply not ready and lacks the maturity to live
on her own. Jennifer told ELLE magazine: ‘I’m
still living in my parent’s condo. I’ve always
lived in a tiny rat-infested apartment in New
York or a normal house in Kentucky. I think it
would be bizarre to live in a big mansion by
myself.’

3. Kristen Stewart
During the difficult and upsetting time of her
break-up with Robert Pattinson and the
allegations of cheating on him, Kristen moved
in with her mum Jules in Malibu for support.
The Twilight star has been living on and off for
seven years with her mum and said she
needed the love and care of her mum to
encourage her while fighting off depression.

4. Taylor Lautner
Kristen isn’t the only Twilight star known for
living with their parents, Taylor is too. The 22-
year-old told Jimmy Kimmel how he was
looking for his own place but was still living in
his childhood town in Santa Clarita, California.
He said to Total Film magazine that the
thought of living without his family support is
‘kind of spooky’.

5. Melissa Rivers
Not being able to afford it is definitely not a
reason for the TV host, actress and producer.
But instead family importance is, and with
Melissa’s mother, Joan Rivers, being 80 years of
age, Melissa decided it was essential to spend
as much time as possible with one another and
therefore they moved in together.

6. Spencer and Heidi
The stars from the American reality TV show,
The Hills, have been described as one of the
most obnoxious couples on television.
Throughout their luxurious showbiz time, the
couple reportedly spent more than 10 million
dollars on one shopping trip alone. Burning
quickly through all their money the couple
were forced to move into Spencer’s parents’
home in 2012. Spencer told the Daily Beast:
‘We were living each other’s mistakes –
everything we were doing, in retrospect, was a
mistake.’

7. Rafael Nadal
It’s not uncommon in many European
countries to live with your parents until you are
married. So it’s no surprise that the 27-year-old
champion tennis player still lives with his
parents in Mallorca, Spain. He told the
Telegraph that his family ‘cocoon him’ from the
‘dangerously distracting hurly-burly that
comes with money and fame’.

8. Demi Lovato
The 21-year-old still lives at home with her
parents who aid the support of her needs due
to her bipolar disorder and a number of other
struggles. The Disney star admitted: ‘If I feel
like myself slipping back into old patterns, I
have to ask others for help’.

9. Dev Patel
The Slumdog Millionaire star not only still lives
at home with his parents but is also dating one
of the hottest women in the world, Frieda
Pinto. Dev’s mother still nags at him around
the house, but he says: ‘That’s what keeps me
grounded. It’s just when I go to work I’m
treated as an adult.’

10. Aly Raisman
Olympic gold medallist Aly Raisman still lives
with her parents and at just 20-years-old no-
one can blame her as her parents offer her
amazing support and encouragement to
achieve her dreams.

Till death do part -

A US couple married for
69 years have passed away within eight hours
of one another.

Gene Warrington, 88, and his 86-year-old wife,
Pat, died on 27 December in a hospice in
Findlay, Ohio, reports the Advertiser-Tribune.

They met in junior high school and eloped as
teenagers just before Mr Warrington embarked
for World War II.

He had been able to visit his wife's room and
hold her hand a few days before they died.
The ailing veteran had realised she was in a
critical condition and said life wouldn't be fun
anymore, according to his son.

Phil Warrington said that eight hours after his
father breathed his last, his mother passed on.
"You could have almost predicted it," he said.
"They did everything in their life together.

They
were never apart."
The couple raised three children, had seven
grandchildren and a dozen great-
grandchildren.

5naira:
no pix and u expect me to believe

Done

1. Stop music with a timer
The ideal trick if you use your playlist to send
you to sleep as this allows you to not worry
about drifting off and waking up later to
thumping music hurting your ears! Simply tap
on Clock > Timer > When Timer Ends, scroll
down the list until Stop Playing. Then you just
set a timer to however long you want your
music to carry on playing for.

2. Use your headphone cord to take a
picture
Ideal if you are on the go and want to get
quick snaps, or if you have shaky hands and
are not the best photographer. Use the volume
button to take a snapshot.

3. Find out what airplanes are flying
above you
This is completely random and not necessarily
useful, but it is definitely interesting. If you ask
Siri: ‘What planes are overhead?’, Siri will
answer with details of the plane, where they
are going, the altitude they are at and more.

4. Find out what the song is
No need to download the app Shazam any
longer as Siri has the answer for everything!
When a song is playing on the radio, in a café
or anywhere for a matter of fact, simply say:
“What song is this?” and Siri will bring up the
artist, song title, and album along with the
option to buy it from iTunes.

5. Call your favourites with a double click
Kind of self-explanatory, but if you double click
your Home button, your favourite people or
your most recent calls will appear at the top
making the option to contact them even
easier.

6. Share with your family
When it comes to paying for apps there is no
point buying multiple times if more than one
person is using the same app, it is just a waste
of money really. Instead, with family sharing
you can add your family members who wish to
use the same app! To set it up go into Settings
> iCloud.

7. Quickly type internet addresses
When typing in an internet address instead of
adding the .com .org .uk or whatever else,
instead hold down the full stop on the
keyboard and a selection will come up all ready
for you to simply click on!

8. Show people where you are
This is already accessible across social media,
but now you can do it on text messages too.
When sending a message tap on Details >
Share My Location. Ideal if you are on your way
to meet someone, but not ideal if you’ve lied
and told them you have left when you are
actually still in bed.

9. Switch directions in Panorama mode
By tapping on the arrow that appears in the
middle of the screen you can change the
direction of your panorama photo.

10. Find word or phrases on a web page
If you are looking for a particular word or
phrase on a web page, you can find it by
typing the word or phrase into the search bar.
However, further down you’ll see a section that
reads: On This Page, tap it and you’ll see the
results are highlighted on that particular web
page in yellow. Tap the arrows at the bottom of
the screen to go to the next instance. Perfect if
you are trying to find an exact quote or phrase
or check the text is actually about the
information you are searching for.

A man wearing a T-shirt with the words "I have
drugs" written across the front has been
arrested for possession of methamphetamine.
A deputy spotted John Balmer donning the
garment at a Kmart store in Hudson, Florida,
on Monday night.

The black shirt with white letters read: "Who
needs drugs? No, seriously, I have drugs."


According to an arrest report, Balmer
attempted to hand a bag of drugs to someone
behind him in line after making eye contact
with the deputy.
He then dropped the baggy to the floor as
another deputy approached.
The 50-year-old was taken into custody after
the deputies found marijuana
and methamphetamine in the bag.

True or false