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Romance › Re: Igbo Women Make S3x Too Stressful - Nigerian Man Laments by elkon(m): 10:34pm On Apr 21, 2019
grin i can't stop laughing.. the English is too big for some people to understand..
Romance › Re: Soldier Calls Out His Younger Brother And His Slay Mama Girlfriend by elkon(m): 8:28pm On Mar 28, 2019
grin 10k do enjoyment with slaymama.. in which state was that..
Crime › Re: Two Ladies Gang-Raped And Killed In Kumasi, Ghana (Graphic photos) by elkon(m): 5:34pm On Mar 21, 2019
Kellibae:
Wickedness, why do they behave like yorruuubbas? They love ra*pe.

Anyways I heard there is part of Ghana that speaks Yorubafonja language it could be them
dis girl no get sense oo.. wait dere ur flat head brothers go soon locate u.
Romance › Re: No Trouser Tube Ride 2019 In London by elkon(m): 9:55am On Jan 14, 2019
lol

Romance › Re: Check Out These Sweet Girls Office Wears by elkon(m): 12:05am On Nov 23, 2018
hmmm fine gal awayu.. can i av ur pin

Nairaland General › Re: Python Swallows Sallah Meat In Badagry And Was Caught 'Red Handed' (Photos) by elkon(m): 6:25pm On Aug 21, 2018
MartinCorridon:
From the little i know about blogging...

Picture might be completely unrelated to the story.

Buyer beware....
dont mind dat op how does dat look like a goat nor ram.. e should try to get sense
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid, Mutay Appear In New Nike Football Commercial "Awaken The Phantom" by elkon(m): 8:18am On Aug 10, 2018
abmethod:
Today is my birthday... guys show me some love
me too .happy birthday too us guys.. how do you plan to spend da day?
Romance › Re: What's That Scary Situation You Found Yourself In That Still... by elkon(m): 12:19am On Aug 10, 2018
grin hmm d scary situation i ever is found mysef na to reAD dat tori d mumu monika above m wrote.. abeg u forgot to include title
Music/Radio › Re: Ciara Featuring Tekno "Freak Me" by elkon(m): 10:52pm On Aug 09, 2018
DAntivirus:
Tekno the lyricist of the year... just check out the below lyrics grin

no constipation
I give you education
my obligation
is to make sure say money dey for the occasion

wini wana wana
o chapa chapa
I like the way ur body go sapa sapa
girl o faka
o tantata
baby girl u do me like asantata o

if u give u ur love and attention
you will never have to mention
you will be my attention
fvck!! who wrote dat .. are you high on fanta again ?
Romance › Re: Girls that are really hard to get wont cheat easily i guess. by elkon(m): 11:22pm On Aug 05, 2018
cry op is dat why we send you to school.. how old ar you dt you don dey follow gals .me ur papa sef i no dey follow gals ..anyway son my advice to u b sey make u dey follow women not gals because dey are more mature..
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Showcase Her Hot Backside (photos) by elkon(m): 11:09pm On Aug 05, 2018
wow i don die.. abeg my head shake its as if cold dey catch me
Crime › Re: Woman Caught After Stealing N22,000 From A Nursing Mother In Abuja (photos) by elkon(m): 12:20pm On Aug 02, 2018
undecided hmmm i trust our police dey will wash her pomo well inside cell nd set her free..
Christianity Etc › Re: Lord's Chosen Church Launches Aircraft-Looking Vehicle For Evangelism In Lagos by elkon(m): 4:43pm On Aug 01, 2018
grin i dont see anything bad in dat..i like their sense of creativities but i was wow to see dat its was done by church .. i wish dem safe flight pye pye
Phones › Re: This New Pocket-sized Drone Has Come To Replace The Selfie Stick. (photos) by elkon(m): 9:26am On Jul 21, 2018
SacredMustang:
angry



I won't be surprised if Nigerians start stealing these things while it's in the air taking selfies.
lol omo naa to get catalpot nd stone ready b dat once i see ur airselfie on air ..
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by elkon(m): 11:57am On Jun 14, 2018
why me now just one on one.. see d money wey i use buy shayo for m peers has gone B952ECRCCCTTTS-3341081,b953ecraqswarz-1596970. b947ecrwercpqc-4604761...i cant wait for weekend to come make hit alabi for face ..lol
Family › Re: Groom Crying On His Wedding, What May Be Wrong? by elkon(m): 10:59pm On Jun 08, 2018
Richy4:
Tears of Joy maybe... Who knows what he has passed through on this planet.... All the rejections, heart ache... before he found the star fish or Gold fish "
yeah bro
Crime › Re: How A Fraudster Raped My Girlfriend! by elkon(m): 1:38pm On Jun 08, 2018
wat a mumu gal .i hope d bike man greese d lobido well..
Crime › Re: OOU Female Student Declared Missing After Going On A Date With Her Boyfriend. by elkon(m): 12:54pm On Jun 08, 2018
Nairalandmentor:
Please ladies be careful oh. The world isn't smiling again. Most guys have gone hay wire with yahoo yahoo. Not all that flashes are gold

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nop not in dere world all dt flashes are gold.. gals wit ojukokoro
Literature › Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by elkon(m): 5:31pm On Jun 06, 2018
how i wish you makin cash on those shedogs .. ur demonic brodalee dey follow you..keep it comiin man im proud of you..we no dey make noise
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Romance › Re: Help, An Older Lady Is Obsessed With Me by elkon(m): 5:03pm On Jun 04, 2018
.. bang ha lobido joo.. its has happenin to m b4 when i was livin wit m parent we were livin in d estate so we had enough chance to do wateva we want... she call m to cum ova to help her in d kitchen ..omo na so she go bend omo d tin wey i dey c na yeee mogbeo na g string pant ooo so to cut stpry short omo one dey i cant take it no more i just carri d mata tel m bro ..e tel sey make i cal ha attention to it next time dt i like ha pant ooo make i wait for ha reaction.. omo na dt day we started bangin d lobido na she teach m how to suck .. most d skill i dey take bang na she show m... sista bim
Christianity Etc › Re: Meet Grace Ojewande, 56-Year-Old Virgin Married To Prophet Samuel Abiara (Photo) by elkon(m): 4:35pm On Jun 04, 2018
grin hmmm mama atlast god gave u go ahead to allow baba to burst ur lobido.. mama lobido go tick like italian leather. i pray god go give baba d strenght oooo i no wan hear story dt touch
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by elkon(m): 2:29pm On Jun 04, 2018
mamagee3:
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“Like” My profile photo if you like my profile photo.[/color]
waw u lookin good really..i cant wait to give u papadoggyatyle..i knw you will b good at dt
Politics › Re: Little Boy Shakes Governor Wike, Breaks Protocol (photos) by elkon(m): 8:33pm On Jun 01, 2018
joel1991:
My fellow Nairalanders abeg help a brother. Tins don red pass pepe for me now na chop i wan chop. Help a brother before hunger kill me abeg i dey on my kness. Tnx and God bless you in advance

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FIDELITY
grin firstclass begga even manage to cum here.. seun where are d security pls drag dis man out i cant shake hand wit im..
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by elkon(m): 12:19pm On May 31, 2018
coruso.topcube.joshuakdboy .. check ur mail i don send d strategy nd d info.. dont dull to grab d chance wheneva its show up... i just collected my lunch cash from dem.. till evening again
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by elkon(m): 11:15pm On May 30, 2018
JixNation:
Guy, that thing bad pass the current Nigeria' economy.
for real .. only if u dont have a strategy.. i keep winning wit my strategy but d greedy wont allow me to av peace..
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by elkon(m): 10:49pm On May 30, 2018
is dere anybody whose know how to play bet9ja virtual league i av gather some info on it nd its workin.pm me let share some info togeda..let make a team ..nd to those alabi don send back tu filage tel dem tu comu bak ooo e don dey happen
Romance › Re: My 7 Secret Behind Seducing Any Woman by elkon(m): 11:19pm On May 21, 2018
see son of adams .cant u stay on a point cos u were d one dt said boys shouldnt give dem d attention yet u still said dey should keep callin dem to make d connection deep... get a life bro life too short whose dem gals help..
Gaming › Re: Ibadan Ps4 Games Swap by elkon(m): 1:41pm On May 19, 2018
i want to sell pes 2018 for pc nd gta los santos..
Romance › Re: Don't Marry Guys Who Have This 10 Habits... by elkon(m): 12:41pm On May 19, 2018
angry d last gat my attention.. i cant help it a gal caught me in dt act nd she asked me why i was smoken but wat i told ha was kinda bad for ha to free me but instead she goes on ha knees beggin m.i kept tellin ha sorri mam i cant help it den i walk out from ha.. but now i needed to stop it for ha
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by elkon(m): 10:33pm On Apr 23, 2018
k9yt:
Guy abeg put me on, lets chat on whatsapp 08184381627
okay. . noted

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