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Romance › Re: I Was Nearly Killed Today Because Of My Girlfriend ( Graphic Photos) by elkon(m): 12:21am On Dec 25, 2016

see mumu .. u wan kari after one hmmm okay ooo ride on bro...

Romance › Re: Jane Noticed Something Moving Inside Her Skirt And She Held A Long Big (pics) by elkon(m): 8:54pm On Dec 22, 2016

shai something dey wori you for head. .

Health › Re: 10 Causes Of Low Sperm Count by elkon(m): 5:53pm On Dec 21, 2016

hmmm

0k I don hear you. . smokers in d house shey u don hear

Politics › Re: Ghana President-Elect, Akufo-Addo Visits Buhari (Photos) by elkon(m): 8:05pm On Dec 20, 2016

dis Ghana president head na something else oooo.

Romance › Re: Bride's Friend Gets A Proposal From Boyfriend At Her Wedding (pics) by elkon(m): 7:45pm On Dec 18, 2016

iamphotoshoot:
the love for green bottles!

The man no even send dem drama

Awon tii trophy, Heineken, orijin, Goldberg

Baba for the bottles

na recession make am like dt.. who knows when he has taken beer last. .

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Crime › Re: South African Police Raid A Brothel Owned By A Nigerian, Rescue 26 Women (pics) by elkon(m): 3:47pm On Dec 17, 2016

nd if we gat to check out dere name now. . hmmm hmmm eastern. .. .. . can't dey do other work... am tired oooii

Politics › Re: Enelema Bows To Greet King Of Morocco (Photo) by elkon(m): 9:20am On Dec 05, 2016

look at dis assholes. . the king itself doesn't give a fvck.. nigerian with dere eyes service

Romance › Re: Don't No Y Am Not Lucky With Girls by elkon(m): 9:31pm On Dec 04, 2016

headword:
Am a kind of person dat is shy, afraid and don't no how to approach a girl, and sometimes if I start wooing a girl I screw up on the way, dat y sometimes I do tell my friends to share some of their contact, don't have much friend, most especially girls, am afraid to get 1, may be because am not social, don't like go out, just don't no y, guys what do u think I can do to overcome dis. pls need ur advice

when I was at your age I have stop fuckin gals ..till now. . cos am tired of dem.. I don't see any reason having dem around me.. dere is time for everything in life just be yourself. .concentrate on your studies rather than looking for gals to date.. little words is enough for d wise

Romance › Re: This Quote Changed My Life by elkon(m): 9:06pm On Dec 04, 2016

elkon:
nice one guy. .

guy could you please share us how dis really make impact on your life or let say how you apply it

Romance › Re: This Quote Changed My Life by elkon(m): 9:03pm On Dec 04, 2016

nice one guy. .

Sports › Re: Burial Photos Of Joseph Izu Who Was Shot Dead By Soldiers by elkon(m): 11:04am On Dec 04, 2016

may God be wit his family. .

Events › Re: Bride Wears Cleavage-Baring Outfit On Her Wedding Day by elkon(m): 3:56pm On Nov 18, 2016

chinanu123:
Mine doesn't quench thirst.

lol

Events › Re: Bride Wears Cleavage-Baring Outfit On Her Wedding Day by elkon(m): 11:30am On Nov 18, 2016

chinanu123:
If this is breast, I will not suck.

:- yeah me too... dt breast looks scary..anyway auntie do you have a good one ma come suck .am feeling thirsty

Romance › Re: Let Me Be Your Woman Tonight Guys...see How I Look by elkon(m): 9:30pm On Nov 16, 2016

please let me just pretend I don't see anything.. do u like doggy style

Food › Re: Lady Served With Meat That Looks Like Male Genital At Ghana Restaurant (Photos) by elkon(m): 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2016

jingh:
oko re

oko nio.. abeg go check out ur guy oko maybe it's still dey intact oooo

Romance › Re: Do Girls Like Shy Guys? (professorial Answer) by elkon(m): 6:22pm On Nov 13, 2016

candycrushsoda:
There's always one person a shy guy will be comfortable or let loose with.

yea hmmm hmm ur head dey dere wit ur ass.na only talk sense for here. .

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Romance › Re: How To React To A Girl Showing Interest In You When You Are Shy (expert Tips) by elkon(m): 6:01pm On Nov 13, 2016

tanku ma

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Fall A Victim Of Osogbo Weed At A Wedding (pics) by elkon(m): 5:43pm On Nov 13, 2016

sunshineV:
Oshogbo weed na baba

Romance › Re: 10 Unbearable Ways Broke Guys Normally Treat Their Women by elkon(m): 10:07pm On Nov 07, 2016

I'm guilty of 1. nd dt grin

expecially during the Xmas time. . but my gal will just chill..she wouldn't say anything she go wait till January she knew am still coming back to beg .... At last we end up the relationship some how.. cos she can't endure it but now things have really change .. Thank god for that

Celebrities › Re: Toyin Adegbola’s Son, Adetunji Weds (Photos) by elkon(m): 8:15pm On Nov 07, 2016

damn ! I can't stop laughing. . must dem do makeup ...shai what a disgrace. . Please are dey really a celebrity or what

Romance › Re: 7 Pictures That Best Describe "Yoruba Demons" by elkon(m): 10:48pm On Nov 06, 2016

thanks .. Please when are you going to talk about igbos monster. .looking forward for dt

Romance › Re: All The Nigerian Girls I Have Dated So Far Have This... by elkon(m): 2:54pm On Nov 05, 2016

gypsey:
eeeeww! how did you know? Have you smelt his dick before? Just wondering

yeah m grandma told me how badly his dic smell. . tel im to always scrub it wen bathing nd if he doesn't he should stop fuc kin m grandma

Romance › Re: All The Nigerian Girls I Have Dated So Far Have This... by elkon(m): 2:09pm On Nov 05, 2016

vybzkartel:
You have armpit odour

hmm yeah ..u too have dick odour

Romance › Re: Why Do People Fall Out Of Love? by elkon(m): 2:04pm On Nov 05, 2016

products has expiring date so with love. .
she : elkon why you don't wanna see m again
she: elkon why u don't pick m call anymore
she: elkon where did you put dt love you dt meant for me
she: elkon I miss I ur touch

elkon: Vivian I did all dt cos I don't wanna take expired products anymore
she: elkon you have started with your funny tins again
elkon: nop am serious
she: please be serious
elkon: Vivian d last time I went for huspital check up d doctor warned me to desist from taken expired products
she: are you kidding me den what is dt expired products
elkon: e.g you
she: yeh so u mean I'm a product.
she: ahhh ahh man
elkon: ah women
she: ah

watch out for season two..next summer

Romance › Re: All The Nigerian Girls I Have Dated So Far Have This... by elkon(m): 1:28pm On Nov 05, 2016

are you saying all of our gals has odour. . hmm I don't blame you ... anyway m advice for you is to jump into lagoon

Romance › Re: Give A Reason Why You're Still Single by elkon(m): 1:20pm On Nov 05, 2016

cos I never see a women dt can suck m dick..

Romance › Re: This Lady Says Her Bum Is The Biggest In West Africa by elkon(m): 12:54pm On Nov 05, 2016

Orikinla:
Iya Fatimo for Shomolu has bigger Manchester united and Arsenal backyard.
Yoruba women have the biggest buttocks in the world.

see dis one. who say so u or who.. na igbo women get am pass shai.. ah Yoruba for where. .abeg free m

Romance › Re: This Lady Says Her Bum Is The Biggest In West Africa by elkon(m): 12:48pm On Nov 05, 2016

shai if dis gal can make it by showing d world wat she gat why can't I. I think dis is d good time for me to start making it by showing d world wat I gat. It gonna be like dis.( the longest nd biggest joystick in the west Africa) please guys where should I start from

Romance › Re: Why Do You Get In A Relationship? Love? Sex? What? by elkon(m): 12:21am On Nov 04, 2016

not love but lust... anyway its depends on the age sha nd d maturity. .. for m I love m life nd I can't allow one bitch just cum nd downgrade m.. If I see dt m joystick need services I go kari olosho wat else

Romance › Re: To Those Cloning My Moniker by elkon(m): 12:01am On Nov 04, 2016

abegi who d motherfucka wey dey disturbed me with dis shit thread. . seun wetin you dey do wey all dis boy dey make noise for here. . u are playing with ur salary

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