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RomanceRe: Ladies Which Would You Choose (pics) by elkon(m): 2:36pm On Jul 31, 2017
dt B defined me..
RomanceRe: Why Most Women Don't Date Broke Men by elkon(m): 2:00pm On Jul 31, 2017
ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Romance section can't be complete if a useless post doesn't come up, am not surprised
hmmm hmmm is that true

RomanceRe: Things You Can Say Both During Sex And At A Dinner by elkon(m): 6:50pm On Jul 29, 2017
for taking your precious time preparing m dis delicious meal..u deserve a 10 round of
RomanceRe: Where Is That Sweet Yestaday Thread ( My Wife And My Gardener) by elkon(m): 3:18pm On Jul 29, 2017
pweetiedee:
share more
grin

RomanceRe: Where Is That Sweet Yestaday Thread ( My Wife And My Gardener) by elkon(m): 8:03am On Jul 28, 2017
embarassed what! who remove it. . seun y u com remove it hmm hmmm nd we all know how much you like something like that ooo. keep dt pretence to your sef .. thank god I took some screenshot... lol
RomanceRe: DEAR BROKE GUYS! by elkon(m): 9:43pm On Jul 25, 2017
Amarabae:
A LETTER TO THE BROKE GUYS.
.
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Greetings all!
I will like to briefly to thank all who wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday.
Thank you my Darlings. *kisses*
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Back to my main subject, THE BROKE GUYS.
I have noticed that one of the most frustrating moments in a man's life is when he is broke!
This era of financial scarcity always leave many men with feeling of emptiness,
No wonder the sighting of that word "BROKE" always touches the nerve in many guys, no wonder the insults, bullying and aggressiveness they exhibit as a response to any thread that is dedicated to such a dreaded word.
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NOW Broke Guys listen, let me give you a bit of advice..
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Every woman dream of a comfortable future, a future where even if she is not been treated like a queen, atleast she will not be a slave.
Most ladies grew up and saw the financial difficuly and suffering their mothers went through in the name of marriage and thereby took a resolution not to be part of that fate.
So before you blame them for rejecting you as a broke guy, remember this.
1. Being broken is NOT a permanent situation, work hard to change the status.
2. Even if you are an unemployed graduate, you can raise a capital and move into business.
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FINANCIAL STABILITY AND SECURITY is an Important Requirement many women look at including me.
How can you expect a girl to reject a rich guy for you that live in a public yard and earn below #30,000 monthly?
The girl may really love you but she need a partner who is Financially stable,
Many ladies are not looking for a Dangote kind of guy but a Hardworking Financially Stable Guy.
and I see nothing wrong in that.
He may not have his own house, atleast let him afford a 1 or 2-bedroom flat.
He may not have a murano or quest, atleast let him afford a mercedes even if it is old model.
Women just want to be comfortable.
So Mr Broke guy,
Why not focus on improving your financial status instead?
From #30,000, aim to be getting atleast up to #70,000 and above, monthly.
From Public yard, aim at living in a comfortable apartment.
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No woman want to suffer, YES the woman may have a good job or business, but she need an equal or higher earner than her as a partner.
You get the drift?.
ALSO.
Some Broke Guys are LAZY in nature!
Women do appreciate hardworking guys, we do.
But the lazy type! Hush.
There are many unemployed graduate who love staying indoors, sleeping and always online looking for a girl to bully.
Why are such guys suprised at being broke?
They are proud and lazy to humble themselves and learn an income earning skill.
Tomorrow, these are guys who will be calling girls "GOLD DIGGERS" for rejecting their lazy azz.
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Dear broke guy, Wake up,
Work hard to improve your financial status,
Go and learn an income earning Skill,they are many out there to learn from.
My Final point is that a guy should be financial stable first before thinking of a serious relationship or marriage.
OK. Broke is not permanent to a hard working guy.
LOVE YOU ALL.
Thank you.
ur head is not correct. .ori e buru. see ur head like calabash.. do you know what those you called rich dude did before dey rich hmmm sad broke ass abeg chop ha head off

RomanceRe: How To Tease A Girl by elkon(m): 10:13am On Jul 23, 2017
Wisepac:
When she stares at your mouth
-Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you
like a dummy because she thinks
she's stronger than you
-Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cursing at you
trying to act all tough
-Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
-Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you
-Give her your attention
When she pulls away
-Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
-Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
-Just hold her and don't say a
word
When you see her walking
-Sneak up and hug her waist from
behind
When she's scared
-Protect her
When she steals your favourite
hoodie
-Let her keep it and sleep with it
for a night
When she teases you
-Tease her back and make her
laugh
When she doesn't answer for a
long time
-reassure her that everything is
okay
When she looks at you with doubt
-Back yourself up
When she says that she loves you
-she really does more than you can
understand
When she grabs at your hands
-Hold her's and play with her
fingers
When she bumps into you;
-bump into her back and make her
laugh
When she tells you a secret
-keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
-don't look away until she does
When she says it's over
-she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts/share this
-she wants you to read it
*Stay on the phone with her even
if she's not saying anything
When she's mad
-hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't
believe it,
-talk with her because 10 yrs later
she'll remember you
*Call her at 12:00am on her
birthday to tell her you love her
*Treat her like she's all that
matters to you
*Stay up all night with her when
she's sick
*Watch her favourite movie with
her or her favourite show even if
you think it's stupid
*Give her the world.
*Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad
-hang out with her
***Let her know she's important.
***Don't talk about other girls
around her
***Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you crying,
the first thing you say is:
"Whose butt am i kicking baby?"
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Agree girls?
do all dis nd d gal turn you to mumu.. Nigeria gal mentality is something else..
RomanceRe: The Number One Reason Men Suddenly Lose Interest by elkon(m): 3:06pm On Jul 19, 2017
please what is she really talking about? cos wat I only see from her write up is man run from woman and woman no know WHY WHY WHY.

RomanceRe: 17 Reasons Not Giving A Fvck Is Good For You by elkon(m): 4:43pm On Jul 17, 2017
I don't mind what they tell but I mind what I tell
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Still Alluring At 42 [PICS] by elkon(m): 9:52pm On Jul 13, 2017
bbbabes:
That's how am gonna look even at 50
hmmm hmmm are you sure okay let see how you look now before I can say anything

RomanceRe: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by elkon(m): 7:58pm On Jul 12, 2017
huh please wat is d meaning of kiss.. auntie bimbo doesn't teach me dt oooo she only asked me to lick ha nunu nd she will pulled out m kinkinni nd lick as well nd she put it inside her nunu..nd after dt she will give me #2 naira ..dats all
RomanceRe: How To Use Raw Egg To Know If Your Daughter, Sis Or Girlfriend Is Still A Virgin by elkon(m): 6:35pm On Jul 11, 2017
what's a useless post I thought it would be something good..
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Men Love Breast by elkon(m): 12:51am On Jul 08, 2017
wink I don't like breast but I like big boobs.

CrimeRe: Lagos Underaged Sex Workers Dislodge Their Adult Colleagues Over Clients by elkon(m): 10:42pm On Jul 07, 2017
abe y dem dey fight keh did I complain sey I tire of sama dem hmmm hmmm ..ego dey.kudi dey.owo dey...above all shakabula dey.. ki won ma bo wa

RomanceRe: Oya Make Una See This Bom Bom Pre-wedding Pics That Got People Talking by elkon(m): 10:56pm On Jul 01, 2017
agabaI23:
Na nyashi abi pre-wedding pic you wan see?
wink Na nyashi
RomanceRe: Oya Make Una See This Bom Bom Pre-wedding Pics That Got People Talking by elkon(m): 10:11pm On Jul 01, 2017
constance500:
Please if you have seen the bum bum, call me sad
hmmm hmmm cal ko col ni.. bro I don carry 2g reverse back ..ask d op for update
RomanceRe: Oya Make Una See This Bom Bom Pre-wedding Pics That Got People Talking by elkon(m): 5:45pm On Jul 01, 2017
where is d bom bom ..why now. nd na 4g speed I take enter

RomanceRe: Sex Is Stupid And Should Be Avoided 18+ by elkon(m): 1:29pm On Jun 29, 2017
Virginkpekus:
Imagine moving forward and backwards, while screaming and sweating just waiting for a liquid to come out. Guys make unable try get brain small. angry

RomanceRe: 6 types Of Ladies You Approach for the first time by elkon(m): 4:07pm On Jun 19, 2017
tosyne2much:
Very funny write-up cheesy
Let me promote the ministry by adding my own to it

7. For food only

These are the type of ladies that can easily be dated with a plate of rice. They are ladies that can eat 10 wraps of Fufu at a go and will still be demanding for more. The moment you strike up a conversation with them, they will start telling you how they no longer have food stuffs and haven't fed for days

8. The Judgmental ones

The moment you approach these ones, they will look at you from head to toe before deciding whether to bash or welcome you. They are very judgemental that they judge guys by the quality of your shoe and trouser at first glance. Just hold your toilet key and start swinging it over your finger just to make it seem like it it's your car key and watch them drolling over you.
yeh really. .I no no ooooo

RomanceRe: What Will You Do by elkon(m): 9:50pm On Jun 14, 2017
MsRoe:
Well, I'll be left with no choice.....I'll fart in solidarity. And blame it on a bad meal we had.
lol
RomanceRe: Qualities Of Fine Boy! by elkon(m): 9:41pm On Jun 14, 2017
Ifakiland:
1) from a rich ohm 2) went to a private or foreign sch 3) has a good job 4) has a car 5) lives in a posh apartment 6) very very very handsome 7) has no gf (pest) cool has a savings 9) hates marriage 10) mom won't allow him rest "I want a grandchild" I'm a complete fine boy

BusinessRe: Free Pick For Football Matches. Happy Earnings by elkon(m): 3:46pm On Jun 13, 2017
hey! bro please can you put m through on how to do all dis things. . can I chat with you in WhatsApp
RomanceRe: A Lady Like This Says She's Your Spirit Wife, What Will You Do? (photo) by elkon(m): 9:11am On Jun 07, 2017
undecided nop I reject it ..I no want dt kin spirit gal.. I wan d one below

BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by elkon(m): 11:00pm On May 28, 2017
god why me! wher ur eyes dey.. lorient don send m back to village ..see yall next summer

FamilyRe: Nigerian Woman Delivers Sextuplets (3 Boys, 3 Girls) After 17 Years Of Marriage by elkon(m): 8:00pm On May 17, 2017
and a fool will say dere is no god.. I say dere is god.. god answering them in miraculous ways. . may God answer our prayer in miraculous way oo.. [b] click likes if u believe dere is god nd click share to claim d prayer
RomanceRe: 11 Serious Facts You Must Know Before You Marry An Igbo Girl by elkon(m): 7:29pm On May 15, 2017
wetin concern me.. who go marry from olosho community
RomanceRe: She Doesn't Want To Date Me Because I'm An Atheist by elkon(m): 6:32pm On May 14, 2017
Japhet04:
I met this girl recently everything has been going well until she found out I am an atheist, she started avoiding me and said she doesn't want anything to do with me because of that fact.

I really like her cry, is there anything I can do to ignite a change of mind on her part huh
wow are you for real. . anyway I don't blame her oo.. She should even run
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by elkon(m): 3:41pm On May 14, 2017
grin ah dt psv wan give me heart attack before. I just dey relief from the shock. . thank god dey won
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by elkon(m): 4:45pm On May 10, 2017
finest0007:
Bonanzawin is amazing. Fastest payouts. Easy funding via gtb or using any ATM activated for online transaction. Link in signature
please can I fund through my uba verve card or access card ..Thanks for ur contribution bro
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by elkon(m): 10:55pm On May 08, 2017
olihilistic:
you can why not.
thanks god bless. . dere site dey crazy. I'm being trying to create account since dey just dey do rubbish
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by elkon(m): 10:35pm On May 08, 2017
9itewolf:
Naijabet
thanks man .. I really appreciate your contribution. . Please how can I fund into the account .Can I fund by atm or what
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by elkon(m): 10:27pm On May 08, 2017
please guys..which bookies has d best odds and reliable service. . fund and payout are good. .. Please guys I need some advice on this

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