HauteReel:

You seem like an experienced manhood cutter.

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Come and try me and see

Tampa6246:
Are you okay? The cost of living has increased and you think 5k will do anything for her

A particular woman collected money he 10k and starts to cry
My NGO asked her why she was crying.
You know what she said
“Who gave her 50 naira to buy soap to bath”
When we did follow up on her, she has started garri business and she is still collecting.
If you can afford to be on nairaland, believe me you are not poor.
When you see poor, you will know 100naira has value
God bless you

That’s my boy

I saw this in kwara state during the conditional cash transfer
I was moved to tears
This is how they touch lives directly
Please share the money
I don’t need any economic plan that is not visible.
Do something that touches the life of the very common man in the villages
God bless whoever came up with this idea

The oap must be insane

I think fayose should start preparing for life in jail or how to abscond until pdp wins the presidential election

He should go and learn from dasuki

I believe
And mine is soon

I left the scene 30 min b4 the incident

What level of lieness is this

O Jesus

He is gay

Gentle own
Roast in peace

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How was she able to do this with that fugly face

Imaade now has a boyfriend

Esseite:
If you dont know it, Nigeria has been taken decades back.. and the only resets are usually drastic Impeachments, exiles, Jail terms and War...

It happened in Zambia
Same for Zimbabwe
Same for Kenya
Also in South Africa
They were less complex nations so impeachments and exiles sufficed.

Lets pray ours does not go beyond what worked for others being close to an election..

Have you ever wondered, in the mist of all these, where is Buhari?

And if Zambia did it
Zimbabwe did it
Kenya did it
And South Africa did it
Then why can’t Nigeria Didin it.
This issue is hard for me

She cannot be 35
And have that much grownups
The story get v leg

And what did you give her back in return

Guyz be collecting things since 1660

So this little girl is already richer than me chaiiiiii
Life

After that it becomes a language in the race for safety

Tiwa it is finished

What is wrong with xpro
I just got one for 81k

God help us
Do you know the military did not allow the villagers to go after them and retaliate
That’s the main anger

Let’s all return to righteousness

thebigkendo:


You have a problem with either your immobilizer system or ECU(brainbox) or communication btw the two...
Did your key fall down? Maybe the Immo chip is missing in the key case.. If you have a spare key, try starting the car with it..

Else you will need a 'hi-tech" rewire to diagnose and resolve the immobilizer or brainbox issue

Immobilizer hmm

thebigkendo:


Explain the bolded.. Was the key in the ON position when you connected the battery?

Is key sign blinking?

The key was not in the ignition o
And yes the key sign is blinking

I left my car in good condition last week before I travelled. I just returned and and put the battery back inside the car and it’s refusing to start.

The dash board lights came on immediately I put in the battery even without starting the Car.
Secondly it’s not starting and but it’s kicking
Lastly all other functions like radio lights are working.

I called a technician who said my brain box was bad. I don’t want to believe him because I left the car in very good condition.

Stop doubting

Nigeman:
What is transmission fluid and Power steering fluid?

It’s simple
The transmission is your PVC
To change the change
While your power steering fluid is the fuel you put in your car to drive to the venue of the election

henryhemon:


But it's very close to the highway,it's too dangerous.

It’s not on the highway
It’s just the people parking and the traffic

That life saver market

Jiang:


At least she is happily married unlike some1 who shuttles between different boyfriend apartments & still has d nerve to call respectable women black.

Jealousy is real

Who is that
Your mum or your sister