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Jiang:


At least she is happily married unlike some1 who shuttles between different boyfriend apartments & still has d nerve to call respectable women black.

Jealousy is real

Who is that
Your mum or your sister

Noticing how irrelevant she has become
She did not do any stupid animation this time around
See how black she is just 2 days of being in the hospital chai

I live like a queen in naija
I would miss the lawlessness
Breaking traffic laws
Driving without complete papers
Making random money from different kind of runs
Fresh fish ram suya
Free roads and over-speeding
Evasion of tax
Fighting without the risk of litigation and the best of all
You can live large without anyone questioning your source of income

Let’s think straight
What will hall to them now
These guys already have military Trainning’s
They are now tools in the hands of crime
Watch out security agencies

The problem of premature ejack is beyond natural remedy
It’s mostly caused by a silent health factors that will later pop up in life.

One sure thing you can do is use desensitization cream and engage in very long romance
Then another thing is to have frequent sex.
Your body would get use to it and the excitement would die off
Don’t ask me how I know
I have friends ok

How dare you say such a thing
What can u create
Can u even build a gutter

Anyway
That water fall looks like a giant taking a piss
Nigeria has no natural attraction than its people

Papiikush:

lol... You will regret selling your car, trust me...

Am confused
So how do I cope na

Which kine thing be this
I can’t stay in 30 min hold up talk not to mention 2 hours

I have just been transferred to Lagos
Please stop scaring me
Already am on my way to sell my car
I know I can’t drive in lagos

tetralogyfallot:
what if you are not ellalina?

It emmanuella
So short form ellalina

What I she is telling the truth
What if Buhari has really been cloned
What if Aisha Buhari was scared cos she discovered the man in the other room is not Buhari
What if these herdsmen are terrorist in disguise
What if someone is sponsoring insecurity so they can withdraw the 1billion dollar from the excess crude account
What if what if what if

Guys are smart here is mine
1 wind blows east while chimney smoke goes east
2 gate shadow is not corresponding not straight
3 man shadow and dog shadow not corresponding
4 the gate has no attachment to the wall as it stands alone
5 house stairs has no door
6 horse acting on Its own
7 the branches growing on a fence
8 mans dressing does not match the occupation
9 the House seems to be ploughing in opposite direction
10 water above ground level
11 one of the sheeps has
12 the parked truck has one tire
13 one of the branches in the tall tree seems not to respond to the wind
14 the mans cloth is also not responsive
15 the curtains are outside
16 the gate shadow is not in alignment with the sun
I don tire

This school shootings tire me o
Bm

You are just another hellrifai in the making
Your end shall be worse than that of an ordinary man

We all gonna die anyway

One donkey is there on joy prime insulting her and claiming she died because she exposes her body and refuse to do gospel songs
Rip
My concern is the pastor that prophesied that she must die this first half of 2018
Now she is dead

Mogidi:
I believe he's not from Chad but Niger.

Makes it worse

life2017:


Trump Father is a German.
Obama Father is a Kenyan
Summary: We don't care. it is irrelevant.

Yea like the American dream
Anyone one can become anything
However Germany and chad are not in the same category

I was in daura and I heard the story that buharis father was a heardsman from niger who came for greener pastures
Although he was very rich as he came with lots of cawul and his family
He was about the richest person in daura and this explains why our baba loves cows so much
Have you guys also wondered why there are so many foreigners in the north
Our borders are so porous that the guys sneak into Nigeria to avoid bribing the immigration with 1500
No lying visit the northwest and see for yourself
One they come in, they get voters card and BAM
They become Nigerians

You twisted history
Old Oyo as you said is partially empty as seen on kaima nanny axis but don’t talk like you are trying to start a tribal war

Jumia don sour
Everything substandard now has a home on jumia
Till tomorrow my refrigerator has not been delivered and I paid from my card
It’s been 2 months
My men slim suit came and it was worse than a rag
The material is terrible and the size I selected was reduced X2
Even my gate man rejected it
They would remove pay on delivery as a way of hooking you
Calling them solves nothing
Am just planning legal actions again them corporate criminals
Like my friends would always warn me
If u need anything go to the market

[size=20pt]itwill take just one day
If we all rise against these demons and kill them all just one day[\size]

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Ubijus1:
good day OP, you didnt state your target investment location.

Anyway, as someone experienced in the field by virtue of my investments therein, I will advise you go into transport business, Precisely tricycles.
I personally have this investment, it has 100% ROI and it does not require your presence at all if you know how it's done.

Let's do the maths: 2million can buy 3 tricycles @650k each.

Now, you enter into a hire purchase agreement drafted and executed by a lawyer with the operators. Hire purchase makes the operator pay you double of the purchase price through payments in weekly or monthly installments. Once he completes the payment, the tricycle becomes his own and your contract comes to an end.
I will explain the process of getting trusted operators and how you can keep them in check effortlessly if you permit me. There is also a sure way to ensure no default of weekly or monthly payments at all.
your own is just to receive alerts on the agreed day of the week.

Now on returns:
operators pay me N15,000 each every Monday as contained in our agreement. These payments are made to my chosen bank account.
now in your case, 15000 x 3 = 45,000.
In a month, N45,000 x4 =180,000.


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I have a friend who started with just 2 tricycles, today, he owns 13 and still counting. you can calculate his weekly earning.
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Finally, if you find the transport business interesting, do not PM me.
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23n23:
I just sent you a pm.

Reply so that we can talk properly on WhatsApp.

Maybe we could talk.

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I know my nairaland folks arevery brilliant and smart
I need a honest investment that would not take my time because I have an employment that takes 80%of my time
No ponzi
No betting
No crypto currency
No fix deposit

Thanks

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Lol

I hope this woman has been saving
If she was anything near smart
She should have known that he will not last

You are playing with diabetes