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Imaade now has a boyfriend

Esseite:
If you dont know it, Nigeria has been taken decades back.. and the only resets are usually drastic Impeachments, exiles, Jail terms and War...

It happened in Zambia
Same for Zimbabwe
Same for Kenya
Also in South Africa
They were less complex nations so impeachments and exiles sufficed.

Lets pray ours does not go beyond what worked for others being close to an election..

Have you ever wondered, in the mist of all these, where is Buhari?

And if Zambia did it
Zimbabwe did it
Kenya did it
And South Africa did it
Then why can’t Nigeria Didin it.
This issue is hard for me

She cannot be 35
And have that much grownups
The story get v leg

And what did you give her back in return

Guyz be collecting things since 1660

So this little girl is already richer than me chaiiiiii
Life

After that it becomes a language in the race for safety

Tiwa it is finished

What is wrong with xpro
I just got one for 81k

God help us
Do you know the military did not allow the villagers to go after them and retaliate
That’s the main anger

Let’s all return to righteousness

thebigkendo:
You have a problem with either your immobilizer system or ECU(brainbox) or communication btw the two...
Did your key fall down? Maybe the Immo chip is missing in the key case.. If you have a spare key, try starting the car with it..

Else you will need a 'hi-tech" rewire to diagnose and resolve the immobilizer or brainbox issue

Immobilizer hmm

thebigkendo:
Explain the bolded.. Was the key in the ON position when you connected the battery?

Is key sign blinking?

The key was not in the ignition o
And yes the key sign is blinking

I left my car in good condition last week before I travelled. I just returned and and put the battery back inside the car and it’s refusing to start.

The dash board lights came on immediately I put in the battery even without starting the Car.
Secondly it’s not starting and but it’s kicking
Lastly all other functions like radio lights are working.

I called a technician who said my brain box was bad. I don’t want to believe him because I left the car in very good condition.

Stop doubting

Nigeman:
What is transmission fluid and Power steering fluid?

It’s simple
The transmission is your PVC
To change the change
While your power steering fluid is the fuel you put in your car to drive to the venue of the election

henryhemon:
But it's very close to the highway,it's too dangerous.

It’s not on the highway
It’s just the people parking and the traffic

That life saver market

Jiang:
At least she is happily married unlike some1 who shuttles between different boyfriend apartments & still has d nerve to call respectable women black.

Jealousy is real

Who is that
Your mum or your sister

Noticing how irrelevant she has become
She did not do any stupid animation this time around
See how black she is just 2 days of being in the hospital chai

I live like a queen in naija
I would miss the lawlessness
Breaking traffic laws
Driving without complete papers
Making random money from different kind of runs
Fresh fish ram suya
Free roads and over-speeding
Evasion of tax
Fighting without the risk of litigation and the best of all
You can live large without anyone questioning your source of income

Let’s think straight
What will hall to them now
These guys already have military Trainning’s
They are now tools in the hands of crime
Watch out security agencies

The problem of premature ejack is beyond natural remedy
It’s mostly caused by a silent health factors that will later pop up in life.

One sure thing you can do is use desensitization cream and engage in very long romance
Then another thing is to have frequent sex.
Your body would get use to it and the excitement would die off
Don’t ask me how I know
I have friends ok

How dare you say such a thing
What can u create
Can u even build a gutter

Anyway
That water fall looks like a giant taking a piss
Nigeria has no natural attraction than its people

Papiikush:
lol... You will regret selling your car, trust me...

Am confused
So how do I cope na

Which kine thing be this
I can’t stay in 30 min hold up talk not to mention 2 hours

I have just been transferred to Lagos
Please stop scaring me
Already am on my way to sell my car
I know I can’t drive in lagos

tetralogyfallot:
what if you are not ellalina?

It emmanuella
So short form ellalina

What I she is telling the truth
What if Buhari has really been cloned
What if Aisha Buhari was scared cos she discovered the man in the other room is not Buhari
What if these herdsmen are terrorist in disguise
What if someone is sponsoring insecurity so they can withdraw the 1billion dollar from the excess crude account
What if what if what if

Guys are smart here is mine
1 wind blows east while chimney smoke goes east
2 gate shadow is not corresponding not straight
3 man shadow and dog shadow not corresponding
4 the gate has no attachment to the wall as it stands alone
5 house stairs has no door
6 horse acting on Its own
7 the branches growing on a fence
8 mans dressing does not match the occupation
9 the House seems to be ploughing in opposite direction
10 water above ground level
11 one of the sheeps has
12 the parked truck has one tire
13 one of the branches in the tall tree seems not to respond to the wind
14 the mans cloth is also not responsive
15 the curtains are outside
16 the gate shadow is not in alignment with the sun
I don tire

This school shootings tire me o
Bm

You are just another hellrifai in the making
Your end shall be worse than that of an ordinary man

We all gonna die anyway

One donkey is there on joy prime insulting her and claiming she died because she exposes her body and refuse to do gospel songs
Rip
My concern is the pastor that prophesied that she must die this first half of 2018
Now she is dead