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CultureRe: List Of Ooni’s New Queens & Their Profiles by Elock1: 4:45pm On Oct 28, 2022
damosky12:
Are you alright? huh

Ooni, traditional father of Yoruba land? Son to Ned Nwoko?

Let's respect people's culture and institutions abeg.
not everything is that difficult in life.
Jokes EtcRe: What These Politicians & Celebrities Would Look Like If They Were Females by Elock1: 4:24pm On Oct 28, 2022
[quote author=JayPeeOham post=117946219][/quote]wetin Tinubu do una sef.. This one na 4 fun no be political grin
Jokes EtcRe: What These Politicians & Celebrities Would Look Like If They Were Females by Elock1:
1.BUHARI-overbearing Boss
2.OBIDATTI- Beautiful bride of a wealthy man and her slaying friend
3.ATIKU-Academician
4.TINUBU-Vengeful Babymama
5.JONA- playful and understanding side chick
6.OBJ-Mama Assemblies of God
7.SANWO OLU-Head teacher in a grammar school.
8.OBASEKI-local wealthy sugar mummy (retired dirty olooshoo)
9.WIKE-Illiterate saloon women
10.YUL-peaceful working class house wife
11.PORTABLE-" all men are scum" Feminist
BluntCrazeMan:
Credits:
@SENIORMAN.....

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Tinubu still looked like a guy..
CrimeRe: Police Release Emergency Phone Numbers For The 36 States & FCT by Elock1: 9:00pm On Oct 27, 2022
angry
Emergency indeed

So what happened to a simple 3 digit code

If thief dey rob me.... I go come dey remember and type this long 11 digits?

Dem go Don whozz me 2 dirty slaps by then.
PetsRe: This Pussycat Was Killed By My Electric Transformer by Elock1: 12:39pm On Oct 26, 2022
angry
Village people, children of darkness way no like light Don meet he waterloo.
CelebritiesRe: Tonwerigha Tamarabrakemi Distributes Food Items To Flood Victims by Elock1: 8:23pm On Oct 24, 2022
angry
Na vawulence full miss peace Belle so.

Naija girls and big Belle do blood covenant
Foreign AffairsRe: Rishi Sunak: 18 Things To Know About Incoming UK Prime Minister (Photos) by Elock1: 8:02pm On Oct 24, 2022
angry
Why the fxxk should I know him
EducationRe: The 'Anti-Cheating' Exam Hats Used By Students In Philippines (Pictures) by Elock1: 12:59pm On Oct 24, 2022
dammywapes:
Bribe The System?
Behind the scenes
That one goes too.
EducationRe: The 'Anti-Cheating' Exam Hats Used By Students In Philippines (Pictures) by Elock1: 9:57am On Oct 24, 2022
angry
Even if they adopt this in Nigeria

Those who didn't write anything will still pass.

It's called BTS
CelebritiesRe: Don't Marry An Illiterate - Sandra Iheuwa Advises Single People by Elock1: 9:50am On Oct 24, 2022
angry

So who asked for her advise this morning.

A 4th Baby mama, giving marriage advice shocked
Wonders shall never end. Why not stick to your field?.

Why is that women are too obsessed with Marriage... Like Wtf?
FamilyRe: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by Elock1: 9:01am On Oct 24, 2022
Blake755:
Sir travel small make the see shege angry sad or tell her straight to her face u don't need her highest nah bad person e go end
I swear.. Me I cannot die in such silence oh

Let him call his wife and talk to her... If not as he dey pity their condition very soon other people go pity him own.

That's assuming if this bullcrap story is true.
Foreign AffairsRe: Salman Rushdie goes into Hiding After brutal Attack, Loses An Eye And An Arm by Elock1: 9:05pm On Oct 23, 2022
shocked
SportsRe: Oshoala's Goal Nominated For Goal Of The Week As Barcelona Hails "Agba Baller" by Elock1: 10:14pm On Oct 21, 2022
samuel19222:
Google is not my friend
SportsRe: Oshoala's Goal Nominated For Goal Of The Week As Barcelona Hails "Agba Baller" by Elock1: 9:19pm On Oct 21, 2022
samuel19222:
Agba baller


Omo Nigerians are talented

Make better government come join, every where good be that
wetin start this omo elewa and agba baller craze sef?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Releases Manifestos, Tags It "Renewed Hope" by Elock1: 10:24am On Oct 21, 2022
mrvitalis:
Nice ideas but Delly Baba to come to live TV and tell us more about this ideas ...1 hour is enough
20 mins.. We will manage
Point is, he should just appear.
PoliticsRe: Fani Kayode: Atiku Collapsed In Abuja, Flown To Paris For Treatment by Elock1: 8:21pm On Oct 18, 2022
Blue3k:
lol this guy makes up the most idiotic stories and yet people still report on it like he has credibility. If someone collapsed why would they go take a multiple hour flight to paris instead of using local emergency services? Also there's somehow no videos of the incident. Just remember his previous tales.
I swear... Citizens of Nigeria are yet to understand this Naija game of politics

It's all man for himself
FFK,
Reno
Deji etc
It's all about securing the bag for themselves and for their families
Nothing else matters.

Tho I am sympathetic to Obi I won't be surprised if he fails totally when elected (like boo boo)
Na politics be this but Nigerians never learn.
CrimeRe: Mum Who Poisoned Ex-boyfriend's Porridge And Strangled Him Jailed For 115 Years by Elock1: 4:30pm On Oct 18, 2022
angry
Sentenced her to life imprisonment
Without sentencing her to life imprisonment

FamilyRe: 30 Years Old No Marriage No Kids, I Cry To Bed Daily... by Elock1: 12:50pm On Oct 15, 2022
Faber:
Follow white people dey flex feminism muscles and "I don't need a man"

Rita Dominic rushing to go marry, Tonto Dike, always shedding tears for leaving Churchill, Mercy Aigbe becoming a 3rd wife to a man, Judy Austin getting married to Yul Edochie, becoming a second wife, Genevieve running into depression and mental issues because of lack of husband should teach you young ladies some lessons...

Guys are going on strike, you will not notice it till it dawns on you.
I got like two ladies in their 30s always frowning at me when they see me with younger girls...one told me, what I am doing with all these indomie girls. For her mind I should come and settle for her battered pussy grin grin who does that
I swear... Girls problem is pride and pretence.

You see a guy that genuinely likes you but pride will make you set unnecessary standards and pretence will make you act as if you don't like him back.

Although there are also the unlucky ones.
God help our ladies
PoliticsRe: Amosun: Western Nations Encouraging Japa, Granting Young Nigerians Visas Wicked by Elock1: 11:54am On Oct 15, 2022
Tallvictor23:
Money go come
na wen we old e Wan come?
EducationRe: University Of Port Harcourt To Start Examinations In 10 Days by Elock1: 8:37am On Oct 15, 2022
angry
Na so so

E
F
C
C

We go see for this exam score sheet
PoliticsRe: Amosun: Western Nations Encouraging Japa, Granting Young Nigerians Visas Wicked by Elock1:
angry
If this country was working.. No one would have wanted to leave in the first place.

Imagine, if our HOSPITALS were functional
I went to a govt hospital on Monday the price for series of test was so alarming, I didn't have such money... I had to leave, I dey manage my sickness jejely here.

Or imagine if our SPORT sector was working
Like we even had a good football league of our own and working academy system even for other sports... Tell me why the average youth will engage in YAHOO and HOOK-UP

or our EDUCATIONAL sector, we don't even have enough qualified lecturers, the few ones we have aren't paid enough coupled with strikes.

Or is it SECURITY? the police exploits us, the soldiers bully us instead of fighting insurgency

Is it our POLITICAL SECTOR? that one is all about greed, they don't even listen to the people let alone care.

SOCIAL AMENITIES ? we no get road, we no get light, we no get water supply,common data is damn expensive, housing scheme no dey... the list goes on.

The only functional sector is ENTERTAINMENT,funny enough it isn't run by the govt.

what of JOB OPPORTUNITIES... you know the rest

NIGERIANS are suffering.
Me sef Wan jakpa.. I need to experience better life. But the funds no dey cry
PoliticsRe: 10-Year-Old Bandits' Informant Arrested In Zamfara. He Had Killed 3 With Gun by Elock1: 7:38pm On Oct 14, 2022
asanausana91:
even your family needs disintegration so everyone can handle his problem.
k
PoliticsRe: 10-Year-Old Bandits' Informant Arrested In Zamfara. He Had Killed 3 With Gun by Elock1: 6:55pm On Oct 14, 2022
angry
But jokes aside.. This country needs to disintegrate.
Make everybody know as he Wan take manage he problem.
SportsRe: Europa League: Fans Hail Stunning Display By Omonia Nicosia Uzoho Vs Man United by Elock1: 9:47am On Oct 14, 2022
NuclearReactor:
To think that this is the same keeper that with him in our post ghana and algeria scored us so easily is what i cant wrap my head around.
people improve with time... He is just 23
RomanceRe: South African Girl Lectures Nigerian Girls On How To Love Nigerian Men (Video) by Elock1: 1:19pm On Oct 12, 2022
Samantha123:
She's right.. we South African women don't really care about a man with big bucks because from a very young age we were taught to be independent and work for our money.

Only few of the women are after rich men.

So even if you're just a security guard or a garden boy, when we love you, we love you.
on behalf of Nigerian men.
We support this.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs New Zealand: FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup Fri. 14th Oct.2022 by Elock1: 1:11pm On Oct 12, 2022
sad

That coach has a Lotta work to do.

Defending
Man-Marking
Positioning
Heck even getting 3 passes through was a problem.

Those girls where damn clueless especially in the 2nd half.
Wish dem well.
PoliticsRe: Never Again Will PDP Return To Power - Bola Tinubu Vows (video) by Elock1: 7:37am On Oct 12, 2022
grin
Yes, Never ever... The Jagbajantis is right on this one
Coz Obi-Datti is on the way


BTW, First time I'll agree with Yekini "Ojukokoro" Amoda
PoliticsRe: Weird MC Pictured With Peter Obi In Manchester by Elock1: 3:00pm On Oct 10, 2022
Offpointng:
Why do I feel Peter Obi is too ugly facially to become Nigeria's president.

Osinbajo would have been the best candidate and the man for the moment rn if Obi wasn't selfish and greedy sad
you must be kidding me...
Osibanjo way carry mouth like tortoise kpekus...

Well Sha, you just dy find who go mention you..
Happy now?

SportsRe: Carles Puyol Reacts As Iker Casillas Comes Out As Gay by Elock1: 5:47pm On Oct 09, 2022
Flamemignon1:
They were joking,you homophobes can rest now,too bad the joke is backfiring because they are both loosing brand deals and both real Madrid and FIFA have unfollowed them,you don't take people's pain and joke about it , reeks of straight privilege
Read what I wrote.
Even if it was a joke, some things are sensitive to be joked about... Especially for people of such exposure.
SportsRe: Carles Puyol Reacts As Iker Casillas Comes Out As Gay by Elock1: 2:51pm On Oct 09, 2022
angry
Can't you just be gay without announcing it posting it on social media.

Just imagine someone waking up to post
"I'm Heterosexual please respect me"
CelebritiesRe: My Pet Project Touches Lives - Karina Poripo, 9th Miss Nollywood by Elock1: 2:46pm On Oct 09, 2022
angry
Nigeria and nonsense pageantry

See as the Ms Nollywood Belle be like Mr Ibu.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Show Off His Dancing Skills After Inspecting APC Campaign Headquarters by Elock1: 9:17pm On Oct 07, 2022
shocked
After dancing, next is pooing

The Jagbajantis himself.

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