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Politics / Re: Gowon Slams Obasanjo Over Jonathan Attack by elpatch(m): 10:23am On Nov 23, 2012
If the benefit outweighs the risk,why not?
Politics / Re: Lets Have Your Questions For Mr President by elpatch(m): 7:25am On Nov 18, 2012
Knowing fully well that the presidency sit is not always a bed of rose but I will like you to ponder on the following not that I expect a sincere answer from you sir:health sector,just like my colleagues had earlier mentioned it,what is the rational behind your officials involvement in medical tourism knowing well the state of our haelthcare was borne out of their carelessness and corrupt practices.instead of spending billions of naira seeking for better healthcare,is it not possible to bring such healthcare centre to nigeria?why is our teaching hospitals not better than primary healthcare centres?why is it that our healthcare providers grossly underpaid compare to their counterparts outside nigeria and you want the best from them?Why are we raising doctors for export in nigeria?why is our emergency service so poor in nigeria?
Agriculture,with all the available land mass in nigeria,why is three square meal difficult for an average nigeria?why can't your govt formulate policies that will aid conversion of raw agricultural products to finished goods?what is the fate of our agric graduates?what happen to the fertilizer distribution network?
Security,how did we find ourself here sir?when are we going to start sleeping with our two eyes closed?why is our espionage sector so deficient why good brains are wasting away involving in internet scam when such brains would have been harnessed?why is the recruitment to such organisation not transparent?jungle justice?
Power sector,though good now but could be better nowm
Fuel subsidy,just an advice sir,don't try to remove the only thing we're directly benefitting from the system.I'm sure you won't want to see the concluding part of the january's drama.
Just my input as a nigerian.ponder on it sothat at the end of your tenure you won't be clamouring for revolution when another man will be on the sit.
Health / Re: Seun Kuti Campaign To Legalise Marijuana by elpatch(m): 10:43am On Nov 10, 2012
Dihydo-cannabinol is the active agent in cannabis/weed,if use in small quantity can improve concentration but excess of it can wear off the brain matter leading to series of effect ranging from excessive hunger to outright madness.the cut off point for excess is not clearly defined.my lil cent.
Politics / Re: UK Guardian - Nigerian Army's In A Shocking State by elpatch(m): 8:38am On Nov 10, 2012
Can somebody help me out here:what is discipline in military context?
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Was Disvirgined By Don Jazzy’ – Tonto Dike Tweets [FAKE] by elpatch(m): 10:19pm On Nov 03, 2012
Doping is dangerous to your health,mind especially.
Romance / Re: Describe Your Ex With One Word... by elpatch(m): 2:03pm On Oct 28, 2012
Irreplaceable
Romance / Re: . by elpatch(m): 6:23pm On Oct 26, 2012
Thank God you two made the decision to separate in time.I have seen a mother who lost 4 of her 5 chilren to complications of HbSS.when the last was about to give up,she looked at her parents and started cursing them.I'm sure you won't want to pass through this.plus I just lost a 32yr old beaytiful lady to the same ailment just few hours ago.as bad as it may seems now trust me you'll be able u'l be happy u made the deciaion.
Music/Radio / Re: M.I - Ashes [Tribute To ALUU 4] by elpatch(m): 10:44am On Oct 25, 2012
Thatz so deep.
Religion / Re: Pastors That Have Been And Still Are Impactful by elpatch(m): 1:35pm On Oct 21, 2012
That will be sam adeyemi,I always enjoy his tv prog...success power.neva set my on him though.
Family / Re: How Did Your Husband React/cope During Labour? by elpatch(m): 10:57am On Oct 21, 2012
Well I think I handled it well may be because I've seen so many women in labour and took delivery of their babies but when it was getting longer than expected I had to excuse myself for few bottles.
Health / Re: 10 Bad Habits That Can Seriously Damage You Brain by elpatch(m): 10:48am On Oct 21, 2012
Overeating!!!or u meant high cholesterol food.
Crime / Re: Uniport Killings: Suspects Charged With Conspiracy, Murder by elpatch(m): 7:33am On Oct 18, 2012
Firing or hanging will be too dignifying for these rogue,how about forgetting them in an hyperechoic dungeon with the pictures of the boiz hang everywhere to Bleep their psyche.

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Celebrities / Re: M.I Appointed As UNODC’s Goodwill Ambassador by elpatch(m): 7:34pm On Oct 09, 2012
Nice watch there.

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Religion / Re: Ex-PMAN President Tee Mac Apologises To Bishop Oyedepo by elpatch(m): 12:51pm On Oct 09, 2012
T.Gal:
Thou shall not judge (not even a man of GOD whether real or fake),for you shall be judged the same way you have judged. The judgement of all should be left to GOD.
Politics / Re: Achebe’s Biafra Memoir Stirs Controversy by elpatch(m): 3:04pm On Oct 06, 2012
@chucksgeo:a welch mercinery not a pilot...
Politics / Re: Achebe’s Biafra Memoir Stirs Controversy by elpatch(m): 2:21pm On Oct 06, 2012
@mr globe:thatz thot provoking,your opinion is noted and appreciated. gathering facts for academic exercise.
Politics / Re: Achebe’s Biafra Memoir Stirs Controversy by elpatch(m): 1:36pm On Oct 06, 2012
Just want to inquire from various historians and philosophers in the house if achebe's report equal Igbo mindset cos for me I think the memoir was born out of personal vendatta for Awo and not an absolute representation of what happen during the war.it seems to my that prof downplayed the role played by baba zik,ojukwu,gowon et al and was blind to the effort of col banjo who as at the last time I checked was a yoruba man.and as for his hatred for yoruba race,it's morning time.

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Politics / Re: Achebe’s Biafra Memoir Stirs Controversy by elpatch(m): 1:12pm On Oct 06, 2012
Thot the oresident is organising a SNC,issues like this should be trashed out there instead of tearing ourself apart here.
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Still In German Hospital - SaharaReporters by elpatch(m): 11:22am On Oct 06, 2012
@lonamy,uterine fibroid is not a communicable disease meaning if mr president want to get down skin with other women,they sure won't get myoma from the act.little educ
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Still In German Hospital - SaharaReporters by elpatch(m): 11:17am On Oct 06, 2012
The presidency would have saved itself from this infinite headaches by just releasing a brief that her excellency is suffering from a neurodegenerative condition and we all should pray for her speedy recovery.afterall we're all human.
Romance / Re: What Makes You Want To Remember Your Ex? by elpatch(m): 11:37pm On Oct 04, 2012
Anytime I see the pic of albert eistein......quite a brain

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Religion / Re: Your Thoughts On Objs New Church by elpatch(m): 10:09pm On Mar 07, 2012
i was opportune to attend the church while i was serving in abeokuta,i need to correct some wrong impressions made by the sponsor of the thread:[1] the name of the church is:church of Christ the glorious king and not otherwise.[2]Obasanjo is not the general overseer of the church,he's only the chief promoter.[3] we paid tithe and offering then.[4]there were a lot of unemployed youths in the church as against Santa Claus picture painted.[5]OBJ  didn't preach for once throughout my stay there.
Politics / Re: What Is The Worst Crime You Have Ever Committed? by elpatch(m): 1:05am On Feb 10, 2012
stealing cereals from school farm.

strafing a lady in a night bus while a pastor was praying, God have mercy

party,
Politics / Re: We ‘re On Northern Govs’payroll – Boko Haram by elpatch(m): 10:20am On Jan 24, 2012
southern newpaper, toilet roll, somebody is thinking with is anus
guess u need to see a psychiatrist cos u're suffering from thought arrest.
Politics / Re: Labour Calls Off Strike! by elpatch(m): 3:31pm On Jan 16, 2012
any gist from save nigeria group?or they've been compromised too.
Health / Re: Doctor In The House:Obstetrics And Gynecology by elpatch(m): 9:38am On Jan 15, 2012
quick one please, i got a 34yr old now para3,who had SVD about 9days ago at a private facility,came in today with significant bleeding PV of 30minutes duration prior to presentation.nil trauma to the abdomen,no coitus,no instrumentation prior to the onset,no associated fever,no offensive lochia.examinations were essentially normal,no genital lacerations.had complete blood count done-essentially normal,pelvic scan-NAD, INPUT PLEASE
Politics / Re: Three Injured As Oyinlola’s Car Rams Into Protesters by elpatch(m): 5:14pm On Jan 11, 2012
he won't be lucky next time kiss
Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Removing Remains After Killing Protester In Ibafo by elpatch(m): 4:10pm On Jan 11, 2012
now,i am boiling.
Fashion / Re: Fashion Yays And Nays From The Nvmas. by elpatch(m): 9:35pm On Dec 02, 2011
chalie baba is showing signs of loss of social inhibition and delusion of grandieur, early signs of schizophrenia,he needs to be checked.xpt for uti and funke,the rest need to be jailed by fashion police.
TV/Movies / Re: Celebrities At Nigerian Idols Premiere Episode Screening by elpatch(m): 8:56pm On Dec 02, 2011
no,nay,nadahhhhhh, cele what??/i want bto puke now.

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