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Politics / Re: Young Soldiers Travel To Maiduguri In High Spirits To Battle Boko Haram. Photos by elpatch(m): 10:24pm On Jan 18, 2019
Cannonleo Gracia:
Most of you guys actually do not read,

They are not in the AOR-Battle theatre(Borno et al), they are moving from their respective bases to 7 div maiduguri hence the buses, when they get to the AOR, then you will see the MRAPs ,APCs and even the soft skinned hilux(my hate for them)

On the issue of standard ARM, the AK-47 is widely used for one thing and one thing alone, durability, it fires in anything, underwater,mud,in the rain with the lowest possible jam ratio as far as it is maintained. Yes there are Ak-74 , Ak-109, Berly Ak(which is in use by SF), Etc all variants of the AK family , the 47 series presents little challenges in use and maintenance and its cost effective while having a wonderful firing range and projectile area.
The truth is i am a lover of the AK but i think its time general Infantry is made a standard user of the Ak-74,

Other variants are in use with the army but the Ak is seen as a General Infantry assault rifle.
A little tweak here and there, a red dot sight, pistol grip added etc and your presented with a deadly rifle regardless of aesthetic value.

I know face value is important, but why did US troop drop their M-4s for AKs during the invasion of afghanistan simply, the heat jammed the M-4, after that experience the m-4 had to be upgraded to conform to the environment.

Long and short, aesthetics is important for photoshots but when bullets starts flying, its the durability of your head,hand and weapon that matters
Politics / Re: PHOTO: Gov. Aregbesola Visits Gov. Ambode by elpatch(m): 10:49am On Jun 10, 2018
He went there to pave way for the anointed candidate of the Big man in the gubernatorial election in Osun. The speaker of the house on the left hand side will soon step down for the anointed one.
Politics / Re: Who Is The Most Sellable Person In The South East If PDP Zones VP To Se? by elpatch(m): 7:17am On Dec 14, 2017
Thank God our discussion is shifting from NO ELECTION to WHO WILL BE THE VP.God bless Nigeria.
Health / Re: I Think I Am Dying! And I Can't Stop It!! by elpatch(m): 3:33pm On Aug 09, 2017
joinnow:
Are you in Lagos and you have like 80k to spend on your health. Go and do MRI test in any top ten lab or hospital eg mecure or clinix etc
MRI is a good investigation when appropriately ordered for,his case might not require that.I will prefer if he is appropriately clerked and examined to knw the appropriate investigation.
Health / Re: I Think I Am Dying! And I Can't Stop It!! by elpatch(m): 3:30pm On Aug 09, 2017
NB: Hyperthyroidism is another frontliner.Here you will have symptoms like tremor,fidgeting,heat intolerance (you will feel hot when others are feeling cold),you might be unduly irritable etc
The good thing is that it is treatable.
All the best in your decision making.
Health / Re: I Think I Am Dying! And I Can't Stop It!! by elpatch(m): 3:25pm On Aug 09, 2017
It's very good that you've come out to talk about it.
You've equally done well by going for retroviral screening and Blood Sugar test and both came out well.
Apart from muscle wasting and reduce appetite which you mentioned, there are other questions that will be required to make a working diagnosis in your case.Questions about Chronic cough,chronic diarrhea, swelling in any part of the body, excessive sweats,any lump around your neck and armpit,generalized body weakness or weakness of the limbs to mention a few.
Also,a thorough examination will be done to knw if you are pale and for any lump including checking your rectum for any swelling
From the above,appropriate investigations will be conducted.
Diseases like TB,Occult malignancy like Leukaemia and Lymphoma need to be excluded in your case.
There is also a Psychological component to the weight loss. There is a disorder called CONVERSION DISORDER,where person convert psychological process to physical symptoms and in your case the Fear of the dream. In this case,nothing will be found after the examination and the test.
In conclusion, I will advise you to go to a good Hospital with good laboratory support.
Politics / Re: #osunwestdecides Update by elpatch(m): 10:29am On Jul 08, 2017
Dotmanroy:

am actually not advocating for any of the candidates rather stating the obvious buh as regarding senator hussein, we all know he's a gladiator, for someone who have been in the political terrain since 1999 as compared to Dr demola who's riding on the waves of the brother, likewise the family's dynasty... jst like I said time will tell..
Btw... sen hussein was hor between 1999 and 2007, likewise osun West senator between 2011 and 2015 You were actually advocating for Senator Hussain, the cost wa I I advocating for Dr Ademola Adeleke.Do I need to remind you that what makes a good Senator are :1) the quality and quantity of Bills you sponsored. 2)the motions you moved.3)active participation in oversight functions 4)your ability to lobby for juicy projects for your constituency and 5)your interpersonal relationship with your colleagues an your constituency. Senator Hussain failed woefully in the above.His communication skills can give you EPILEPSY.
#osunwestdecides
Politics / Re: #osunwestdecides Update by elpatch(m): 9:25am On Jul 08, 2017
Dotmanroy:
this election is a litmus test for the 2018 gubernatorial elections in the state.
Will it be ademola adeleke(pdp) who's allegedly an opportunistic politician without enough political orientation or mudashiru hussein(apc) who is an experienced and well oriented politician and a one time senator... Time will tell
#osunwestdecides
I beg to disagree sir,Senator Hussain was nothing but a bench warmer, how do you expect us to vote for a man who spent 4years as a Rep member representing Oshodi/Isolo for 4 good years without sponsoring a bill or moved a Motion.Again,he spent another 4years at the senate with just a bill that didn't go beyond first reading.....What useless experience are we talking about? I will rather we give the new horn a chance and at the end of the less than 2years,if he doesn't perform well,then e can kick him out.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React To Buhari's Vacation Extension by elpatch(m): 1:27pm On Feb 21, 2017
Speedy recovery. However, a country like Nigeria requires more than a fragile body and a feeble mind.I love my President,he needs to take care of his health,he needs to offload the burden of leadership in absolute and not "technically".

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Science/Technology / Re: Sheep With 6 Legs Born In Niger State (Photos) by elpatch(m): 6:33pm On Feb 20, 2017
Siamese twins
Health / Re: 'I Cannot Go Outside Because Children Are Afraid Of Me': (warning Graphics Photo by elpatch(m): 4:48pm On Feb 16, 2017
Naughtytboy:
u didnt read the post abi? i too know
oh,you are right,i didn't read through, I went straight for the pics.But then you're so rude.
Health / Re: 'I Cannot Go Outside Because Children Are Afraid Of Me': (warning Graphics Photo by elpatch(m): 3:50pm On Feb 16, 2017
I think it's neurofibromatosis.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Ladies Fall Easily For Guys Through Social Media Than Physical? by elpatch(m): 6:11am On Jan 14, 2017
PunkyV:
Because it's easier to project a fake persona of awesomeness behind the keyboard. Plus people only post the good pics of themselves online. Out there in the real world there's no filter to hide all your physical & personality flaws, hence you get rejected much quicker. All your ugly is out in the open grin
smart kid.
Romance / Re: Question For All Girls by elpatch(m): 1:51pm On Jan 13, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin



Oohh I like Tall, Dark & Handsome cheesy

It's OK if he's not rich as long he's not boring to be with...
I dey here for you....
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Apologizes For Saying Ghanaian Music Influenced Nigerian Music by elpatch(m): 4:02pm On Jan 12, 2017
By the time Accra sun nack his head,the name will change to Mr Enoeazy.

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Celebrities / Re: 10 Facts About Pretty Mike, The Man Who Goes About With Girls On A Leash by elpatch(m): 3:38pm On Jan 12, 2017
Product of abusive upbringing with probably a WOMAN at the centre of the abuse hence,the personality disorder he is exhibiting which will require a Cognitive Behavioural Therapy.If he can exhibit this attitude publicly, one can only imagine what happens behind the close door.
Celebrities / Re: Video:man Beats Wife Backing His Baby Because Of His Girlfriend In Edo State by elpatch(m): 2:58pm On Jan 08, 2017
Tracking a man is so not necessary......
Romance / Re: Coolest Chris Storms Ikeja Shop Rite With Style For Birthday (pictures) by elpatch(m): 2:50pm On Jan 08, 2017
Hey,whatz up.
TrapQueen77:
Soooo... This is u? shocked


Romance / Re: 7 Sure Fire Ways Of Getting Your Ex-boyfriend Back. Ladies Only!!! by elpatch(m): 8:32am On Jan 08, 2017
[quote author=elpatch post=52628786][/quote]But it's the truth....
Romance / Re: 7 Sure Fire Ways Of Getting Your Ex-boyfriend Back. Ladies Only!!! by elpatch(m): 8:10am On Jan 08, 2017
TrapQueen77:

Nah now......but we could start some real cool rel from here.

grin

I see... That's cool.. Now u making me blush.. cheesy
Romance / Re: 7 Sure Fire Ways Of Getting Your Ex-boyfriend Back. Ladies Only!!! by elpatch(m): 8:01am On Jan 08, 2017
TrapQueen77:

I've been e-following you for sometime now,kinda like ur straight forward approach to issue.....So why not?


grin

Eehnn.. Why me? grin

I know u have a pink luscious kissable lips.. But I will try to resist that one.. grin
Romance / Re: 7 Sure Fire Ways Of Getting Your Ex-boyfriend Back. Ladies Only!!! by elpatch(m): 7:53am On Jan 08, 2017
Can I be your boyfriend?
TrapQueen77:
grin


EX?

Abeeeg this 2017...getting back with ur ex is like picking up a big rock and smash it against ur head.. angry and one more reason, it's better not to go back with ur ex when u know he's a manwh0re.

There's plenty of fishes in the ocean joor...
Politics / Re: President Buhari Presents 2017 Budget To The National Assembly by elpatch(m): 3:13pm On Dec 14, 2016
No subtitles.....?
Politics / Re: President Buhari Presents 2017 Budget To The National Assembly by elpatch(m): 3:13pm On Dec 14, 2016
No subtitles.....
Politics / Re: These Pics Of El-rufai & Dalung With El-Zakzaky Shows Never Trust Politicians by elpatch(m): 10:06am On Dec 06, 2016
Born On A Tuesday,a book by Elnathan summarised it all,coincidentally,John is from Kaduna too.
Literature / Re: A Dilation Of Toke Makinwa’s ‘on Becoming’ - Ibukunwrites by elpatch(m): 10:07am On Dec 04, 2016
donikky:
Ladies,I want us to learn from this book..At first,when I read the book I blamed Maje buh after sitting for a while I concluded that Maje isn't the only one to be blamed... From what she wrote,she was a nagging girlfriend and wife always wanting to know her man's step,she didn't do things that'd make d guy love her(apart from the bleaching),all she cared about was d girl he was involved with...Though, its normal to feel bad when your guy cheats on yhu buh I think instead of flaring up at everything,she should try to study the guy and know what he really wants in ladies,From that book, Maje never loved Toke,He married her outta pity,Why won't Maje love Anita when he broke her virginity(the best gift) and she was always there for him to the extent of doing his project for him..abeg which guy no go like DAT kind lady.
Every guy wants a Lady that would understand him,there are some things you'll know buh you jez have to pretend you don't. Maje didn't love her,she saw DAT buh because she was blinded by love she still went on with the guy thinking he would come to love her. Ladies please be careful when choosing your life partner,marriage is a mistake that can cause a stigma in one's life forever,A school one never graduate from,choose wisely!
May almighty bless you this morning and forever.Every man wants to adored and be seen as the head,no man wants a nagging woman,that will probably be searching through the guy's contact to know new addition to the phone book and stuffs.Whereas Toke was busy partying and making front page on all the available social media,Anita was probably busy nurturing Maje and the relationship, I am sure if you ask Maje to open up on this,majority of us will ask for God's forgiveness.
Celebrities / Re: 21 Things I Learnt From Toke Makinwa's 'on Becoming' Book by elpatch(m): 5:57am On Dec 02, 2016
tomisinobm:


Done. Kindly confirm receipt.
Yet to receive it sir.
Celebrities / Re: 21 Things I Learnt From Toke Makinwa's 'on Becoming' Book by elpatch(m): 5:45pm On Dec 01, 2016
tomisinobm:


Received.

Thank you so much
please,send me a copy :atiadeleke@gmail.com
Celebrities / Re: 21 Things I Learnt From Toke Makinwa's 'on Becoming' Book by elpatch(m): 5:40pm On Dec 01, 2016
All ye feminists in the house,I want you to get this straight before walking the Isle,it is a statistic that is well proven and validated.
95% of men will cheat at a point in time.
3% are thinking about how to go about it.
The remaining 2% are either frigid,sadistic or overtly religious. Don't kill yourself over a man,just be happy.You can thank me later.
Events / Re: Photos From Osun Youth Talent Award by elpatch(m): 5:51am On Nov 28, 2016
Aregbe puppets.......Like we don't knw how u guys butt-licked power brokers in the state for sponsorship.Congratulations tho on the success of your program, it is not always easy to organise one even if given all the resources.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari's Interview With BBC Hausa (Full Text) by elpatch(m): 4:50pm On Oct 14, 2016
Wow...Mind Bend on my mind.

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