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SportsRe: Chelsea To Decide Antonio Conte’s Future In 48 Hours by ElPhoche(m): 1:07pm On May 21, 2018
damickey:
Reports are rife that Chelsea are set to sack Antonio Conte in the next 48 hours with a replacement already lined up. The Italian made it two trophies in two seasons at Stamford Bridge when his side beat Manchester United 1 nil in the final of the FA Cup on Saturday through an Eden Hazard penalty.

Daily Express claims that Chelsea will pay Conte the £9 million he will be owed in the final year of his contract. Meanwhile, Conte aimed what seemed a parting shot at the Chelsea board after the FA Cup triumph as he stated that the club did not match his managerial ambitions....

http://savechelsea.net/report-chelsea-to-decide-conte-future-in-48-hrs/
It is 'parTHIAN shot', not 'parting shot'.... grin
HealthRe: USMLE Whatsapp Group by ElPhoche(m): 1:34am On May 21, 2018
Theocruz:
Hello Doctors, I am wondering if there are USMLE WhatsApp groups I could join? Please reply so I can send you my number. Thank you .
send me a message. I am not in any group, but ihave writren my step1
HealthRe: What Exactly Are Doctors Still Doing In Nigeria? by ElPhoche(m):
DABMarkNig2019:
and in your myopic mind you think it's only Dr's they will be needing? No sets of health professionals are being sought after like the nurses. get that fact into your head.
Why is it that people are bitter unnecessarily? I didn't insult you in any single way. I didn't say anything derogatory to you or your profession. The post said '... doctors......'. I simply replied to that effect of current future projections for doctors in the US, and you could only reply by trying to insult me. I didn't argue with you who is more sought after, so I don't see the reason why you should stoop so low to throw cheap insults. Anyway, we know the level people operate by their speech/post. If nurses (of whom lots of good friends are), pharmacists, radiologists, want to come to the US, how does it affect or concern me? I only speak for my profession. Speak for yourself, but don't stoop low to insult another person. The world could be a better place for you and me if you want it to
HealthRe: What Exactly Are Doctors Still Doing In Nigeria? by ElPhoche(m): 9:33pm On May 12, 2018
Delivar:
Those countries Nigerian doctors run to can't accommodate an infinite number of doctors continuously pouring in from Nigeria. When it gets to saturation point Nigerian doctors will find something doing in Nigeria by force.
Current projections in the US is that there would be shortage of doctors come 2025. Those countries are not being saturated, my dear, despite their health care being made up by a significant percentage of foreigners. They actually need more doctors, and that need would be met by the foreign doctors especially from third world countries. And I am talking about the US alone, not even Canada, UK, Australia, Germany... Extra 40,000 doctors no be here. Abeg, doctors, truth is that emigrating is not easy and expensive, but the risk is worth taking. Even if it means selling your lands.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/doctor-shortage-us-impact-on-health/

TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: Cee-c Becomes The New Head Of House For The Final Week by ElPhoche(m): 6:25pm On Apr 18, 2018
Enemyofpeace:
e pain am tongue tongue tongue
You wish... Your moniker aptly explains you grin grin
Car TalkRe: See How The Range Rover Has Evolved Over The Years by ElPhoche(m): 6:24pm On Apr 18, 2018
timwudz:
I can see u are battling with dead brain cells
grin grin grin, you wish
Car TalkRe: See How The Range Rover Has Evolved Over The Years by ElPhoche(m): 4:04am On Apr 17, 2018
timwudz:
So I shuu fry beans
huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh
No, fry your brain with engine oil grin cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Share Your Heartbreak Story Here by ElPhoche(m): 3:50am On Apr 17, 2018
kevincal144:
I just feel like dropping my story but something tells me not to...it's quite funny now but it wasn't then
Abeg, drop am nah... Make we learn a lesson and laugh in the smiley process
TV/MoviesRe: #bbnaija: Cee-c Becomes The New Head Of House For The Final Week by ElPhoche(m): 3:27am On Apr 17, 2018
Enemyofpeace:
She no dey even shave her armpits
So freaking what? You that has shaved your own, let us see. Amebo
FamilyRe: What Is Wrong With My Mom? by ElPhoche(m): 3:15am On Apr 17, 2018
Ezkid:
Well as an African I believe it's disrespectful and rude to diss or called out my mom for her unhealthy attitudes but I think its high time I make it public so people who has witnessed or experience such can give to me a valuable advice.

My mom was once a successful hair dresser and she was the breadwinner of our family until she became born again, she abruptly stopped plating hair for her customers based on what she tagged "unbiblical" She basically affirmed that she'll never touch attachments and synthetic hair again in her life and ever since then things hasn't been going smoothly again.

My Dad now has got a Rick Ross fatlike woman as a second wife and I think the whole situations has taken its toll on my mom's mental health, she's literally cut herself off from the outside world and everything always mean something extra terrestrial to her.

My Mom would see a gecko on the wall and believe it was sent from hell to drag her to the underground, We always packed from one apartment to the other thanks to her intolerance toward other people. Omg! She'll always find faults with her co tenants, everybody is either a witch or a spy from the underworld.

There's one thing she did that convinced me she's struggling from mental instability, we packed out from one house to a flat like apartment, do u believe my mom went back there and packed the huge rocks we used to make fire? She tagged them as her property which can never be left behind, she'll play with u today only to become unresponsive when u greet her tomorrow, she stopped her work almost 20 years ago and ever since then has become a liability on my dad and a burden on us the children, it disgusts me to feed her with my hard earned money when she's hale and healthy, she's the reason my dad was unable to send me to the university because the burden is too much on him.

What I find ridiculous about her is her mindset, her mind was wired to believe we owed her a living when in reality it's the opposite, when my dad is unable to send money she'll become so tensed and angry, its so annoying how she find it difficult to realize she is the PROBLEM of the family.

Pls I need good advice on what kind of help we the children can seek on her behalf cos its obvious she needs help. Thanks all.
You might not know it, but your mum might have some psychiatric issues, possibly schizophrenia. You people should take her to a psychiatrist for evaluation. It can manifest that way...
RomanceRe: Share Your Heartbreak Story Here by ElPhoche(m): 4:00pm On Apr 16, 2018
Pharmtj:
my ex na Loveth too... That girl use me shine sha.. NeVEr AgAin. Am done with Women
In which Catholic church are you no their Reverend father? grin grin
NYSCRe: Sex In NYSC Camps: How True? As A Corps Member Please Share? by ElPhoche(m): 10:12pm On Apr 14, 2018
lamidebaby:
GOD bless you Sir.
Everybody suddenly forming sex champion for camp. Thank GOD for the clinic in Jos camp. That's where I spent a considerable part of my camp days while I still managed to participate in all the stipulated camp activities. Trust me it was positively memorable.
Were you part of the medical personnel? I practically lived in the clinic the last two weeks, myself. Bathed, are and slept there. Place was much airier and comfortable than the stuffed and damp hostel grin angry
TravelRe: My Regretfull Journey To Europe ( How It All Started ) by ElPhoche(m): 10:43pm On Apr 12, 2018
gidjah:
GOOD place to be i must say.was at ENGLAND and you cant believe i didnt sweat for weeks. i didnt polish my shoes for over 3d weeks too. no dust to mess my shoes ! every where green and cold!enjoy ment good my bros
My shoes have been neat as ever and i havent used my suede spray polish for at least 5 months, except last week when i matched one dog poop as i left my bus grin cheesy grin. I understand now, why those OK shoes i love buying in Nigeria are very neat
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 5:19pm On Apr 12, 2018
LarrySun:
The next update shall be posted on Sunday 15th April. Thanks. God bless you all.
Good job, bro. It is better this way. More ink to your pen
HealthRe: What Coca-cola Does To Your Penis Will Shock You by ElPhoche(m): 2:30am On Apr 07, 2018
busybodyy:
Technically there is no zero sugar soft drink, they are just lower sugar contents.

God did not create soft drinks, he created herbs and fruits, He created vegetables, grains and tubers and those were and are good.

I don't mean to be harsh on them or sound like a fanatic but the truth is they care more about making the money because you will always buy than them thinking of what their product may do to you in the long run as far as the instant need is satisfied, the sugar rush, the thirst, the craving.

Nobody can go wrong with consuming natural fruits, but a higher dependency on synthetic and carbonated products present some long term health risks.

This thread is about joysticks and magicsticks, so I won't talk too much about free radicals and oxidative stress, which are compounds present in the different favourite soft drinks, these affect more of the prostate (prostate is an organ only in men) than the entire penile structure. So these free radical can cause enlargement in the prostate which can cause difficulty in urinating, like weak urine stream or interrupted urine stream or you might find yourself forcing yourself trying to pee. For erections however, your health condition might be the underlying cause, if you are not having high BP or a heart disease or diabetes, then erectile difficulties could be mental or emotional, things like stress can do you in if you are not careful and then there is your hormones.

As a man if you have Low testosterone levels in your blood streams you might want to start from there. Guess what free radicals, some of them have been identified as endocrine disruptors, preventing your body from producing the necessary hormones to let your T-levels high. There are other causes of low T so research can help. Just note that a man has the highest amount of testosterone levels just before he wakes early mornings, that is why he has a hard member before he rolls out of bed. This also is because hormones are produced mostly in your sleep, so try to rest some and sleep more, reduce the stress-hormone (cortisol) and eat healthy foods more.

I like to speak from personal experience sometimes, but I will keep it for a later post
Last I checked, God didn't create a car, neither did he create a cellphone, but I am sure you use both..
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 2:23am On Apr 07, 2018
LarrySun:
The next update shall be posted on Sunday 8th April, 2018. Thanks.
correct guy. Gracias
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Overdosing On 'Gutter Water', An Illicit Drug Combination by ElPhoche(m): 3:53am On Apr 04, 2018
gaventa:
FYI they got the combination wrong. Standard recipe for "OMI GUTTER" 1 cough syrup of your choice, 5 tablet of 542(refnol), 1 energy drink,1sprite and 1large Eva table water. Method of preparation. Reduce the Eva water to half, add energy drink, cough syrup, sprite. Granulate the 542 and add too. Shake till you have a crystal clear mixture. N:B Google for long term side effect. Short term effect is warned against. BTW I don't take Omi gutter
Haaiiiii, you would kill somebody grin angry grin
PoliticsRe: Nkechi Ikpeazu's Convoy Had A Fatal Accident, 2 Confirmed Dead, Others Injured by ElPhoche(m): 3:24am On Apr 04, 2018
ayourbamie:
Eeyah, RIP to the survivors.
RIP to the 'Survivors'? Hmmmm, Nigerians...
CrimeRe: Man Dies After Overdosing On 'Gutter Water', An Illicit Drug Combination by ElPhoche(m): 1:10pm On Apr 03, 2018
Good bye, niggar.


Say no to drug abuse..
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 4:41am On Apr 03, 2018
LarrySun:
My laptop was stolen, not my phone.
OK... Welcome back....... Many more ink to your pen.....
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 8:16pm On Apr 02, 2018
Chaiiiiii, he has recovered his phone. Odi mma.... Welcome back...
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 4:39am On Mar 27, 2018
One thing is sure. I am grateful for this story and the writer.......while it lasted. Do I buy that his phone was stolen? NOOO!!! (not saying it is not plausible or possible). He has played that card before, which could have also been true. However, someone once said 'First one na mistake, second time na coincidence, third time-consuming deh involved'. The long running episode and two-time lost phone is somehow. Let him just give up and reserve this story forhis children and our children.

Thank you, my people
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LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 6:29am On Mar 18, 2018
Nmeri17:
The robbery was carried out by disgruntled followers of this thread who were fed up with the morsels he determined to keep rationing. The taskforce inflicted no harm to his person but bravely endeavored to relieve him of the concluding manuscripts of their favorite nairaland novel
Spot on........
TravelRe: Should I Go For NYSC Or Continue My Journey Abroad? by ElPhoche(m): 4:20am On Mar 17, 2018
adesbaba:
Employer in Nigeria... So u finished nysc in 2019 Nigeria and MSC in 2019 USA.so tell us how u did it




Once you can answer that question... That's all,so what will be your reply...



As for Thursday CDs ,you can runs with ur LGI...talk to him abt d biometric issue too..tell him to take ur full #19800...


I had a guy,we av left camp n I tink we av resumed in our PPA for like 2 weeks,naso d guy permant immigration visa click..he left nysc immediately ..he is in Texas now chilling,....



Once again I say ,answer this question and daz all


Employer in Nigeria... So u finished nysc in 2019 Nigeria and MSC in 2019 USA.so tell us how u did it
Would have said you were referring to me, but I no get permanent visa. Omo, I left my NYSC run last year, was in the process of processing my PPA when my visa gel. And my school was supposed to resume in a week. I no deh do ghost service though. When my parole finally pull thru, I no dehbplan come Naija work for anybody, so NYSC gbakwa oku
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by ElPhoche(m): 12:43pm On Mar 10, 2018
BiadeFolar:
I was going to say this
I won't be surprised if he was still a student, trying to show off...
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LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by ElPhoche(m): 4:45am On Mar 10, 2018
Mrwhizzy02:
this story is a wow
Must you show the world your lab coat?
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HealthRe: Woman Gives Birth To 'Strange' Baby In Aba, Abia State (Graphic Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 1:20am On Mar 10, 2018
Onijagidijagan:
this is not a strange creature na baby Igbo boy
When your village people used your brain to play ludo....
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by ElPhoche(m): 5:14pm On Mar 09, 2018
TheblessedMAN, you have hit more than 1 million views. If this were YouTube, you would have been smiling to the bank.
You rock, bro. May your grace never dim
Christianity EtcRe: Daysman Oyakhilome Bags Nelson Mandela Leadership Awards (Photos) by ElPhoche(m):
ibbryte:
Big step.









Do you know anybody with a samsung s6 with a dead panel?
I am willing to buy the screen.
My phone number on profile.
Someone somewhere with a good screen would be looking to buy your good panel grin
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by ElPhoche(m): 12:17am On Mar 04, 2018
icekidmuktar:
mention me oooo, I may not show my appreciation through comment, bt u de inside my hearth TBM
You have been mentioned, grin grin
HealthRe: My Friend's Sister's Hand Has Strange Bacteria Infection (Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 2:53am On Mar 03, 2018
MissJoy29:
The guy is really shady. Cos he knows he will lose his customers. As for me, all my life, I have NEVER taken any herbal drink. Just don't understand my aversion to them.

As for those that drink those "wonder" drinks that cure ALL the diseases in the world, I just feel for them. They are just adding salt to injury
Leave them ignorant people that wouldn't listen...
HealthRe: My Friend's Sister's Hand Has Strange Bacteria Infection (Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 11:05pm On Mar 02, 2018
MissJoy29:
Seriously? shocked
Of course, that's their modus operandi- get few correct fact, add their own 'maggi and pepper', and you have the teeming gullible masses falling over. That's how all those 'goko cleansing' crew operate, giving the j fortunate ones kidney issues.
During my house job, we had two popular herbal practicioners in the East in our facility. One came with a diabetic foot ulcer (which he claims to treat to people), and asked to be admitted in a private word, because he didn't want people to know he had DFU

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