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SportsRe: The Nigerian Bobsled & Skeleton Team At Winter Olympics Opening Event (Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 2:52pm On Feb 11, 2018
Bullhari007:
Young man gerrout of here , do you think I'm actually begging for exist visa from this shithole of a country huh Not really, I'm a duel citizen of Norway,Nigeria & Canada, born in norway, schooled in Nigeria and happily married to a Canadian lady, I was actually trying to catch fun, you that went to US to hustle has The POTUS
To look out for... Well I'm not praying for ur deportation ,
because the shithole of a con3 is no longer friendly since the very day the dullard From Daura took over
I never insulted you, bro. I was catching fun. Which I believe that's what we were doing, a friendly banter. Am I mistaken?

Moreover, how can you be so wicked to be chooking that lady with your beards? grin tongue
HealthRe: God Has Done It Im HIV Negative While My Girlfriend Is Posi by ElPhoche(m): 2:09am On Feb 11, 2018
nelszx:
It is either you don't have CD4 T-Lymphocytes or you are still in the window period
But it'd be advisable to repeat the test in a month time to be sure of your CONFIRMED negative status
Cheers!!!
Half-baked information, grin grin grin. Very very dangerous smiley
SportsRe: The Nigerian Bobsled & Skeleton Team At Winter Olympics Opening Event (Photos) by ElPhoche(m):
Bullhari007:
you are in Libya right huh help me greet my ancestors in advance ntooor tongue tongue tongue
I am not in Libya, tongue tongue. The pix here is in a zoo in the US. I don't wanna show my face, so enjoy the dark marine atmosphere grin grin tongue tongue
SportsRe: The Nigerian Bobsled & Skeleton Team At Winter Olympics Opening Event (Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 5:53pm On Feb 10, 2018
Bullhari007:
tongue tongue tongue
I no deh Nigeria, ntoooo tongue tongue tongue. Still be waiting for Lugard grin grin
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by ElPhoche(m): 1:11am On Feb 10, 2018
TheBlessedMAN:
Thanx 4 always being here guys.. Few more updates and Countless will officially be over.

Thanx guys
You too much baba. Make I read am sharp sharp.
Omo, see as God butter the security man bread....
SportsRe: The Nigerian Bobsled & Skeleton Team At Winter Olympics Opening Event (Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 12:30am On Feb 10, 2018
Bullhari007:
yeah I'm in a shithole and I just need single entry schengen visa to rewrite diz lord luggard blunder, I gonna tell my offsprings a story of one useless shithole called Nigeria , you hope they can only be the first medalist for black... hear your self... poo
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SportsRe: The Nigerian Bobsled & Skeleton Team At Winter Olympics Opening Event (Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 12:27am On Feb 10, 2018
slysteel:
They funded themselves and a few Americans donated to them on a go fund me campaign they carried out,,Nigeria didn't invest a dime on the girls.
As in eh..... Let the government just park. They girls have already made a name for themselves
SportsRe: The Nigerian Bobsled & Skeleton Team At Winter Olympics Opening Event (Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 12:26am On Feb 10, 2018
mayweather145:
Later now u go dey hear say no money for accommodation or transport. Nija self I tire for this country.
They have not been supported by Nigeria from day one. Infact, it was a GoFundMe that was used to get them their bobsled. I think then sponsorship by Visa saw them through...
FamilyRe: Photo Of Twins Who Are Married To Twins And Gave Birth Together by ElPhoche(m): 7:46pm On Feb 09, 2018
freemanbubble:
good for them though

but sometimes i begin to wonder at times between the Binis and Yoruba who give birth to twins most

because you hardly see a family in Benin City that have no twins
It is the yorubas, worldwide. We studied it in obstetrics and gynaecology during medschool
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 6:45pm On Feb 09, 2018
ClarissaXX:
grin grin grin grin guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


I can't stop laughing
Babe, it is not my fault nah? I just was saying the truth. I don den follow this story. Even before I started people had already started complaining like one year after the story started. I thought it would finish in my own time, but we are two years from my self...

Another thing, how come you registered 5th February and you have already logged 14 hours? Me that has been on Nairaland for 4 years have only one month angry wink grin
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 6:40pm On Feb 09, 2018
LarrySun:
I will ask the mods to ban your big head.
For what exactly? Did I disobey the rules? Did I insult you, even for one day? Dude, I am more than that.


You called me bighead, abi? I would report you to Uncle Seun
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 7:50pm On Feb 08, 2018
ogyunging:
@ LarrySun
Major kudos to you. Your story has become my new addiction. Please take your time, no pressure. Most people bugging for updates impolitely have no idea what it entails. I surround you with light and inspiration. Keep it up G.
I hope you know that the story would not finish in your life time? It is his children who would finish it, and your children who would see the last episode/chapter...
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 9:47pm On Feb 07, 2018
LarrySun:
LOL! You're funny.
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LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 7:16am On Feb 06, 2018
You have finally updated. You get luck. Just that I have been really busy to put pen to paper, and attempt helping you write this your story. I have never written a story before, but if you continue with the way you are going, I would one day.
Officially, I am joining the people who are calling for this story to end. It has simply stayed on and on.

Thanks for the update, though I have not read it yet, but no thanks for stretching it this far.

Adios....lemme sleep first, would read it when I wake up in the morning
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 2:23pm On Feb 02, 2018
KingzPen:
Only the writer can completely birth what he has conceived... Yo Twinnion, got your back...
You are being sentimental. Haven't you seen movie series completed or written by someone else than the one who started it?
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 2:21pm On Feb 02, 2018
LarrySun:
I'm not going that lane with you, sir. I won't allow you to spoil my mood today. cheesy
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LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 10:17pm On Feb 01, 2018
LarrySun:
No one can take my place.
Noone is irreplaceable, that's the law of life. Even the last season of Game of Thrones, was not written by J.J. Martin.
And I thought you were no longer interested in completing the story. Let another person finish it, abeg
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LiteratureRe: Black Maria by ElPhoche(m): 4:10am On Feb 01, 2018
Abeg, who here is a good writer that would take it upon himself to complete this story? I don't think the Writer is still around again on Nairaland grin grin
PropertiesRe: Minimalist Homes For Nigerian Villages(habitat For All ) by ElPhoche(m): 7:06am On Jan 31, 2018
If Herdsmen, kidnappers or armed robbers jam you in your minimalistic abode eh, sorry would be your case.
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by ElPhoche(m): 11:14pm On Jan 30, 2018
Very soon, this story for will have a million views... Looking forward to that day. I hope to be the one-millionth person
RomanceRe: Meet Baeizbae, "The President Of Watermelon Breast Association Of Nigeria" by ElPhoche(m): 4:34am On Jan 30, 2018
Olalan:
Am still amazed at how guys fancy sight like this, she's beautiful thou but flaunting her breast is a no no.
She is not flaunting anything. What do you expect her to do? Cut some and hide it at home before she leaves? At least give it to her that she didn't expose it like Cossy and the other one
LiteratureRe: Countless (a story of Sex, Betrayal and vengeance) by Darousmart Emmanuel. by ElPhoche(m): 10:20pm On Jan 24, 2018
TheBlessedMAN:
u take the words outta my mouth bro. Help me ask am
Forget the mad ass.. There are a multitude of internet jerks and you just met one
HealthRe: UNN Graduate Dies Of Lassa Fever In Kogi (photos) by ElPhoche(m): 11:55pm On Jan 22, 2018
FrenchWay:
... Half baked doctor. He can't protect himsef
It is ur kind that makes me say when I am done with my training,I wouldn't step into Nigeria to practice, fool
HealthRe: UNN Graduate Dies Of Lassa Fever In Kogi (photos) by ElPhoche(m): 7:18pm On Jan 22, 2018
I am sure that there would be absolutely no compensations what's over for the fallen doctors from Lassa. Insurance is a mirage, only to be dreamt about. I am aslo sure the UNN-graduated house officer who after a year hustling for housejob, and finally got a spot in Kogi in December, only to die the next month from Ebola didn't receive a salary, not to talk of '5k hazard allowance' that can't even buy you a shot of hepatitis B vaccine.
My younger colleagues, please as you venture into the profession, know that noone would protect you, starting from your hospital management down to your unit members. Take necessary precautions, if your management doesn't give you the proper protective kits as they didn't give us, don't even make any attempt to form a hero. I still remember all of us casually walking past a bed in the AnE in my center during housejob, that a doctor brought in from Delta State died. In fact, that bed was in the AnE for over a week, with patients being admitted in the next bed, with just shielding of the bed with a screen as the only precautions. Throughout the Lassa period, we were given one flimsy apparel as protective outfit when it wasn't even enough.
I have paid my own dues, ain't owing nobody nothing again. Ain't hoping to come back too
Christianity EtcRe: Lady Slams Benedicta Elechi, Daddy Freeze's Fiancee For Wearing Seductive Dress by ElPhoche(m): 10:17pm On Jan 18, 2018
Seun:
In modern society, especially showbiz, cleavage is no longer considered to be a private part. Showing it off is just like showing off your face, you hair, or your hands. Also, there is no bible verse that condemns cleavage. Tastebudz and daddy freeze are not guilty of anything.
There is a reason the Bible said 'the foundation of God standeth sure' and 'Jesus Christ, the same, yesterday and forever'.
I am not going to condemn anybody but deep down in our hearts, we all know what right and wrong is.
CelebritiesRe: Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang: Dethroned Teen Queen Apologises For Her Semi Nude Photos by ElPhoche(m): 5:33pm On Jan 17, 2018
Thewesterner:
Not being asked the motive behind my actions?... Seriously?...really?..partially nude I can understand but smoking? A professional smoker judging from the smoke
As in eh, that was what pissed me off in the so called apologies. Motive for going naked and smoking? Nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Abasiodiong Eyo Inyang: Dethroned Teen Queen Apologises For Her Semi Nude Photos by ElPhoche(m): 5:31pm On Jan 17, 2018
Your apology is crap. There is no need to ask you why. Simply don't post nudes, especially if you are expected to be a (positive) role model. All that smoke coming out of your nose, who do you think it will motivate to become a better person?
Simply learn you lesson and move on, like Chidimma
FamilyRe: "My Igbo Wife Reported Me To Dubai Police Claiming Rape, I Was Jailed": Man Says by ElPhoche(m): 5:21pm On Jan 17, 2018
Wait oh, does it mean a husband cannot rape his wife?
Of course a husband can rape his wife. Rape is simply forceful entry without the other's consent. You married her, yes, but that does not mean you can access her whether she likes it or not.
I am a guy and yes, I don't support rape in any form.
We don't know the full gist, though I am quite aware of the funny things our ladies do when they go overseas
BusinessRe: Thailand’s Rice Export To Nigeria Drops By 91% by ElPhoche(m): 11:45pm On Jan 15, 2018
Omoh, all those rice weh we deh chop na from Thailand still. As bobos no get dollars, they still get Benin currency. Just that it would be costlier. Na from Benin our rice deh enter via smuggling
CelebritiesRe: Onyeuka Jennifer, Ada Di Igbo Mma Queen Stuns In New Photos by ElPhoche(m): 10:25pm On Jan 15, 2018
Adelaide2:
See your monkey nose

https://www.nairaland.com/shammahyaro
Na her kind nose we that Ghanaian artiste talk say im resemble G-string...
Nonsense
CelebritiesRe: Meet Paul Okoye Band "Girls Only" (photo) by ElPhoche(m): 7:52pm On Jan 13, 2018
That Adana girl deh deadly on the guitar. She is very talented.

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