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Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Mauled To Death By Tiger At UK Wildlife Park (Video) by ElPhoche(m): 3:13pm On Oct 17
gassbee:
they do not need to be carrying gun and stand besides animal cages.

Their presence alone around the areas of cage is enough to deter trespassers, if the zoo keepers were lurking around those cage areas without carrying a gun, dont u think they would prevented that guy from going in
You are talking about an imaginary zoo. There are many zoo attendants in a typical zoo Oyibo zoo. I have been to the zoos in Atlanta, Georgia and Jacksonville, Florida. Their numbers are not enough to prevent a determined person from jumping. Like you can literally go through many animal stations and not encounter one. The way they are designed, it is not like jumping over the fence into your neighbor house. You might have to pass through a moat to get to the actual fence. By the way, you cannot just hold or detain anyone against their will, except you are a police officer. They can sue you for assault and battery.
In summary, if you are really determined to jump into an animal enclosure, you can, before zoo cops can even catch you.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Mauled To Death By Tiger At UK Wildlife Park (Video) by ElPhoche(m): 9:10am On Oct 16
gassbee:
baba answer d question na,
Do you mean a gate? Yes, of course.
What's the point you are making then? You want zoo workers to be carrying gun and darts and stand beside animal cages?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Mauled To Death By Tiger At UK Wildlife Park (Video) by ElPhoche(m): 11:55am On Oct 15
gassbee:
does d zoo have an entrance point
Don't tell me your brain is smooth..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Mauled To Death By Tiger At UK Wildlife Park (Video) by ElPhoche(m): 1:28pm On Oct 11
HacheNoire:
What is the job of the zoo keepers?

What do life guards do at the pool?

Is it not their duty to be on the look out for potential threat and accidents.

The video says it all. Someone was not doing his/her job.
Have you been to a zoo before? You think there are attendants carrying guns/darts and staying close to animals?
Family › Re: My Situation With My Lady !!! Honest Regrets by ElPhoche(m): 9:14pm On Jul 18
He thinks that raising kids is all about money. Na mumu man. I wake up at night to feed my son when my wife is working the next day. I change diaper in the restaurant, church or even the beach. I do school runs, hospital appointments for my two kids. In fact, the pediatrician clinic know me, more than my wife and know that my appointments are 8am-preference. I even cook in my house very frequently , all with pride. My wife and I are both in healthcare and try to support each other given the nature of our schedule. Let him continue with that 1800s mindset.
Onegai:
(could have sworn that all the wisdom-filled gurus here and offline said that marriage na scam, men don't benefit and baby mama is the way. Anyway, that's bad advise for you: very sweet to espouse for others to foolishly fall into).

Dregs,

I'm pretty sure she didn't want to be a Baby Mama. She wanted to be a wife and a mother but you had other plans. So now she's pissed at you.

It is horrific to be alone with a very sick child and be imagining the father of that child having the time of his life somewhere else. You send money, well that takes precisely 5 mins versus days and weeks of sleepless nights with a sick baby. Yes, you worked hard to make the money, but wouldn't you have worked hard to make that money if you were not a father?

So sending money ain't it.

Now, before you get even further bad advise about forcefully taking your child from her or ignoring her and moving on with your life because the child will look for you when she/he grows up, please stop right there.

Firstly, apologize to her. Single Parenthood is hard and unless you're paying every single bill and sending extra money, she too is handling bills plus a child, all by herself. Apologize sincerely to her for putting her in this situation.

Secondly, be polite and respectful in your conversations with her. Always acknowledge her sacrifice.

Thirdly, any plans you want to bring your child over to you, better factor in the Mother. Ask her if it will be okay, explain the pros and cons of the child coming to you. And give yourself sense: how old is this child? Because you shouldn't take young children from their mothers unless their lives are in danger. If you want the child to relocate abroad, better ask the mum if she wants to relocate too. If you want the child closer to you, plan on renting a place closer to you for her mum.

If the Mother won't give you the child, there's nothing you can do. Legally, na she own the pikin.
Properties › Re: "TRUE STORY: How A Missing Signature Cost Someone N15 Million (learn From This)" by ElPhoche(m): 8:55am On Jan 27
OlujobaSamuel:
I know. I'm only thinking out loud on the possible step to be taken from the point they are unable/unwilling to pay the balance
Ok
Properties › Re: "TRUE STORY: How A Missing Signature Cost Someone N15 Million (learn From This)" by ElPhoche(m): 4:23am On Jan 27
OlujobaSamuel:
Exactly, it's only a court that can declare one bankrupt, so was there any such declaration by the court?
I'm sure declaration of bankruptcy involves liquidation of the individual's asset to cover his debt, since he is having a land that is under joint ownership, court would have splitted into 3, then sell one portion to offset his debt
Refer to the original post. It said they claimed bankruptcy, not that the court declared. Are they the same?
Properties › Re: "TRUE STORY: How A Missing Signature Cost Someone N15 Million (learn From This)" by ElPhoche(m): 12:43pm On Jan 26
Yankiss:
It's important to do thorough due diligence. But if court has ruled that money is returned, they could be sued further for disobeying court order willynilly. If property is co-owned, they have to share the landed property and use the portion of the willing signatories to compensate the purchaser. The lawyer didnt look at this? Dont try this shit with lowlifes. Juju will get you wherever you are. They may not even go to court, ever.
Like placing a lien on that land, since he has a judgement, esp because the land is an asset despite their claim of bankruptcy or insolvency. This will hopefully force their hand to sell, or have the third brother buy them out.
Politics › Re: Donna Duke Weds Tobe Rapu (photos) by ElPhoche(m): 1:49pm On Jan 25
Freshandfitpod:
With all her father money she still no fine, truly beauty cannot be bought. I know this marriage will not survive a year mark my words.
Whatever you wish them, you will also get a hundred fold, Temu Myron.
Politics › Re: Notorious Bandit Leader Sani Muhudinge Addresses People In Katsina State (video) by ElPhoche(m):
Uncle, a phone can be tracked without an IMEI. Just hit up Google. Even Google/smartthings and iPhone/Icloud can be used. Every internet-accesible device has an IP address, which can be tracked too.
Exousiang01:
If you were a bandit, will you be using a phone registered with your personal details sir?
This guys are smart enough to kidnap deputy speakers of house of Assembly and you think they will be stupid enough to register their phones with their own details.

They are obviously smarter than you.


You need to have the IMEI of a phone to track it.
You will need access to the phone to clone and track the phone.


Sadam was killed in 2006, So IS just stayed in Afghanistan for another donkey years spending money wasting the lives of their soldiers for nothing?
Do you even know the reason why the US left? Biden said they couldn't continue spending so much money without getting results.

How old are you? You obviously don't know the story
Phones › Re: Why Do Samsung Phones Have Green Line On Thier Screen? by ElPhoche(m): 8:04pm On Oct 02, 2025
Sirmwill:
You were probably not using it heavily


Like for 3 to 4 to 5days in a row without switching off the device for a while
I do not think that's the case. Most people don't switch their phones off manually. I am a heavy user of Samsung devices - multiple Note series plus my tablets and Laptop, which are all AMOLED. None have had this issue. All my devices come straight from Samsung, which shouldn't really matter if you deh outside Naija.

I think the issue lies in thr refurbished devices that do get to Naija and subsequent use.
Family › Re: My Sisters Husband in Canada Is Very Stingy by ElPhoche(m): 5:58am On Sep 04, 2025
isyourboy:
I’m not the begging type as I have a lot of things going on for myself. My sister joined her husband in Canada last year courtesy of her husband. Outside of the little 50k, 100k there that this man used to send to me (I don’t know how much he gives my parent — In law, by the way ), he’s never thought of establishing me in business or find a way for me to join my sister in Canada.

Even most times you have to remind him before he send the pittance he sent to me. Last week, I told him to find a way for me to join my sister in Canada, and he said he’s still paying for the debt he took for my sister to join him and he want to send her to school also. Meanwhile I didn’t know this. Okay then I can wait. After then I told him to find me a bulk sum so I can start some business. He asked how much and I said 5M naira would be enough, he cut the phone, called him back and send him msg on WhatsApp which he read and didn’t reply. I called my sister and told her what her husband did and she said she will talk to him.

You have been in Canada for a while and little things to give back to the family is difficult for you? Not his fault
Lazy man, he owes you nothing. You are a man like him.
Food › Re: Grapes Are What We Thought Blueberries Tasted Like. (pictures) by ElPhoche(m): 2:52am On Jul 17, 2025
JuanDeDios:
Blueberries are very sweet. Please check what you ate again.
I have the trees in my property. It depends a lot on how ripe the fruits are when they are harvested, because they are all dark. It can range from sour to sweet. grin
Celebrities › Re: Cuppy Establishes University Hardship Fund At King’s College London by ElPhoche(m): 7:03pm On Mar 25, 2025
omoredia:
If you take the ability of the rich to give back then you end the ability of the poor to beg. If there is no beggar then we are all rich. Philanthropy is what keeps the poor in poverty.
Placing the cart before the horse, aren't you?
Gaming › Re: What Play Station 5 Game Are You Playing Presently? by ElPhoche(m): 11:29am On Mar 17, 2025
Infotubia9ja:
What game are you playing lately..
For me it's this..
And i think i am going to love it..

GHOST OF TSUSHIMA...
One of the best games ever. Currently playing it for the 4th time and I have more than 8 new games that I haven't played yet.
Health › Re: FG Plans Foreign Training For Select Doctors by ElPhoche(m): 5:25pm On Mar 05, 2024
They are not actually training those doctors. What they did is to provide (sponsored) a document called STATEMENT OF NNED, which is required for continued medical training in the US. Without that document, you will not be allowed to do the J1-visa for physician training in the US. They neither paid for those doctors' education nor are they really sponsoring them. They had initially briefly stopped providing that letter and held people to ransom.

I passed through that program and required a SON letter from the ministry of health. They fraudulently released that statement as if they are paying them or are the ones that sent them.
Literature › Re: At All Cost Deliberately Choose Not To Be A Dead Sea. by ElPhoche(m): 6:18am On Jan 19, 2024
More grace, Kachi. You are destined for big things.
Health › Re: Help A Female Friend - What Is She Suffering From? (Graphic Photos) by ElPhoche(m): 11:43am On Feb 01, 2023
[quote author= post=120529694]A Female Friend, Just Draw The Attention of On His Official Whatsapp Chat, About This Sudden Appearance Of This Unknown Stuff on Her Body.

Doctor's And Health Expert In the house, what Type Of Disease Is This?

What Is The Best Solution To Cure It?

Your Comment Is Highly Appreciate.

See Graphic Photos As Obtained By Below:[/quote]it is difficult to just go by this one picture and no other history, such as duration, other sites, how it feels (firm, tender...) etc.
However, looking at it and seeing that it is not just a single lesion, makes me to suspect Hidradenitis suppuritiva. This is most likely if this is not the first time this is happening. I am not going to bug you with a lot of information, other than it is a chronic medical problem and can be difficult to treat, depending on the Hurler staging. I advice you see a dermatologist around you.

I may be wrong in the diagnosis, but like I said, you provided little information. It is just GIGO at this point. It can range from buboes, abscess etc. However, I will stand by my first differential, based on the information provided.


Your friendly passing-by physician.
Politics › Re: Kogi: Olisa Agbakoba Tackles EFCC Over Bailout, Bello's Nephew (Video) by ElPhoche(m): 1:21pm On Dec 19, 2022
Yokak676:
Ok next continue

READ ON

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How can you create an account today and start looking for who to scam?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ten Normal Things You Can't Buy Or Possess In North Korea by ElPhoche(m): 11:17am On Sep 02, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
4.
Google history of hamburger
Family › Re: I Lost My Wife (a Nairalander) by ElPhoche(m): 11:07am On Sep 02, 2022
LOVEGINO:
My Her gentle soul rest in perfect peace cry
Take heart, brother.
Family › Re: Nigerian Man in US Whose Wife Threw Him Out His Own Home Speaks (vid) by ElPhoche(m): 7:55pm On Jul 19, 2022
MrBrownJay1:
bro, a prenup wouldnt help in this issue because the problem is not the wife, it is the YEYE MUMU that she calls her husband, that is the main problem here. what man in his right man would let a woman make him sleep outside of HIS OWN HOME?!?!? in what world? what kind of stupid shiiit is that?
Trust me, when police come, they would escort you out of the house. It is actually very common and not unique to him.
Crime › Re: Baba Ijesha: God Is Not Man, Says Princess Hours After Court’s Judgment by ElPhoche(m): 6:29pm On Jul 14, 2022
Omihanifa:
All I can say regarding this matter is that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
No one is as angry as a woman who has been romantically rejected,used,or betrayed.

Princess clearly plotted the downfall of baba ijesha simply because they fell apart. Ordinarily this matter shouldn’t have gotten this bad. After all from the cctv footage that we all saw, no be today that girl and baba ijesha begin do under G.

One thing I don’t like about nollywood especially the Yoruba section is that they are not United and they don’t like each other. When this matter first broke out they are suppose to summon that princess and plead with her to withdraw the case and settle it in house. But look at the way they messed up one of their own.
Why should she withdraw the case? Will you recommend the same if it was your own daughter?
Health › Re: My Dad's Boil Developed To This by ElPhoche(m): 1:49am On Jul 11, 2022
maxChibuzOr:
A month ago my dad called me from the village telling me there's a boif at the back of his head, 2weeks later I sent him cash to go to the hospital and the doctor said he has to drain the boil, he is diabetic and now the wound isn't healing
It is unfortunate. I don't want to add to a lot of trash that has been said here. I am a medical doctor, but I am not in Nigeria. If you are interested in my professional opinion on what to do, send me a message and I would respond.
Thanks
Health › Re: USMLE Whatsapp Group by ElPhoche(m): 11:32am On Apr 26, 2022
Helloflife:
Hi Doc pls can I send you an email? I have some questions regarding the USMLE
Sure..
Health › Re: Herpes: Skin Rashes And Hook Pain On Lower Left Abdomen. Please Help!!!! by ElPhoche(m): 10:56pm On Mar 14, 2022
Zordgrub:
I have done HiV test last year December and I came out negative. What do I do as regards the zoster. As for the pain, what kind of test do you recommend I do please?
Unfortunately, it can be difficult to manage. You will have to try to remain healthy and maintain a good lifestyle.
Another medication which you can try to rub on the area is Capsaicin (I hope it is readily available in Nigeria) or topical lidocaine. There are still some other medications that can be tried.

The things about the herpes is that the virus becomes latent and now live in the nerves running from your back to the front. It can't be removed or cured. So from time to time, when maybe you are stressed or immune drops, you will have a flare/breakout. This is similar to the cold sores that show around the lips, caused by HSV1, as against HSV2.

I think I made a mistake in my first post for the treatment of post-herpetic neuralgia. The drug of choice is Gabapentin, not carbamezepine which is used in the other closely similar dxs, trigeminal neuralgia.
You might need escalation in the dosing before trying another medication.
You can hit me up via email and I can drop some articles for you.
Health › Re: Herpes: Skin Rashes And Hook Pain On Lower Left Abdomen. Please Help!!!! by ElPhoche(m):
Zordgrub:
TL;DR: I was diagnosed with Herpes. I have a constant itch that now looks like ring worm circle on the upper left side of my ribs and I also have hook pain on the lower left side of my abdomen, just below the ribs(spleen region). I've gone to the hospital but doctors said it's nothing. What's the cause and what can I do?

I recently got diagnosed with Herpes and I'm currently on aciclovir. The thing is, before I did this herpes test, I have been having itch from the inside of the left side of my body for like months now and when I looked at it at the mirror, it has this circle like ring worm like. Though it isn't really visible but it's something I can notice and it has this slight dark coloration.

Now, I've been having this hook pain too for a while on the lower left side of my abdomen, around the spleen region, just below my ribs and it's usually prevalent at night. Mind you, I've gone to the govt hospital to complain about this and the doctors are saying I should not worry that it's nothing.

The way kidney infection news is flying here and there, I don't wanna be caught on the web.

Please Doctors and other health practitioners, what can I do? What kind of cream can I apply to the rash and what should I do as regards the hook pain too and what's the likely cause of this?

Please help!!!
Tentatively speaking, the pain you have is called HERPETIC NEURALGIA. Unfortunately, it is difficult to treat. The first line medication for it is Gabapentin (not Carbamezepine, which is for trigeminal neuralgia). Remember that every drug has its side effect, including Gabapentin.

As for the rash, it is is called herpes zoster. If you are having recurrent attacks, it might be because you are immunocompromised. Get HIV testing.

I am not a charlatan who would tell you to take antacid or herbs. I am a medical doctor. Ask further questions.
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Micha Godwin, Taraba Drug Kingpin. 7 Officers Injured by ElPhoche(m): 8:26pm On Mar 09, 2022
Tracka:
But an eyewitness said you guys killed two people and a woman was also hit with a stray bullet from your men. NDLEA didn't men that... Men in uniform are terrorists

See graphic photos of those killed...https://salemgists.com/three-persons-shot-dead-as-ndlea-hoodlums-clash-in-taraba/
If they are attacked while carrying out a legal arrest, then they should be able to defend themselves, even if it means hurting the attackers. I hope you know even the DEA are well armed when they carry out raids and also have to shoot and are shot at by criminals?

It is unfortunate when innocent bystanders get harmed or worse in the process.
Health › Re: My Experience As A Kidney Failure Patient In Nigeria by ElPhoche(m):
hismylolo:
Glory be to GOD Almighty! I received intensive care and treatment at LUTH and I was placed on hemodialysis and given several blood transfusion and later was placed on blood boosting medication. Last time I had dialysis was in March 2016 and I have been freed from dialysis and I am now able to do things that I love doing and also resumed back to work before the end of that same year. Initially i lost hopes and I thought that I was going to die simply because my case was very severe and my blood pressure was very high, blood sugar levels was low, creatinine level was very high, BUN (blood urea Nitrogen) level was very high, PCV ( Percentage of Cell Volume) was extremely low, but Thank GOD for my life today. I didn't do a transplant but I took caution, i listened to the health workers, i avoid some certain foods, i adopted a new lifestyle, i do adequate medical check-up, takes my medication accordingly and completely avoid self medication.
What you have is CHRONIC kidney disease, no ACUTE kidney failure/INJURY.
Remian safe, do the right things AND hopefully you don't need dialysis anytime soon.
Crime › Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by ElPhoche(m): 7:46pm On Feb 02, 2022
hotplay:
Good day Nairalanders, I need your advice.
I had an encounter with a police officer yesterday along Ibadan-Abeokuta road. I will keep it brief and concise.

I boarded a bus from Ibadan to Abeokuta yesterday afternoon. Somewhere around Odeda, our bus was stopped at a police check point. I was apprehended by the officer who asked me to unlock my phone for him. I did as instructed and next he called me a cyber criminal without any evidence to proof. He immediately demanded I paid him 500k or I will be arrested and detained. I told him I can give him only 5k because I had a very important thing to do and I wouldn't want him to waste any of my precious time. The officer agreed and eventually I gave him cash of 3k because he didn't accept transfer for obvious reasons.

Before he searched my phone, he seized my bag and a nylon containing my shoes and my iPhone usb cord.

I unfortunately missed my bus because of delay, so I needed to board another bus immediately, so the officer helped me to stop a bus. He then handed me my bag and nylon. I was so pissed off and tried to cool off my head with a short nap. On getting to Abeokuta, I checked if the contents of my bag and nylon was intact but to my greatest surprise, I found a big android phone belonging to the police officer inside the nylon instead of my shoe and usb. He had unfortunately giving me a wrong nylon containing his own phone.

I have the phone with me now and I'm sincerely not willing to give it back. He has been calling and I don't know if I should change my mind.

What should I do guys? I'm confused.
Go to Twitter, Tage the Nigerian police handle, EFCC, Macaroni, and inform them about this and that you want to return the phone. You might end up lucky and your money back and also get him sacked too.
Travel › Re: Drive-through Pictures Of SPACEX Engineering Complex, In California, US. by ElPhoche(m): 10:33pm On Jan 22, 2022
Cousin9999:
Looks like a ratchet version of Florida.
Hahaha, you are wicked. grin grin grin. I haven't been to California, but Florida is the first city I visited and loved it. My inlaws stay in Boca Raton. That city is so beautiful. I have a colleague whose parents own a beach property there.

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