₦airaland Forum

Reading comments from my LAUTECH dormitory with popcorn by one side.

Queen of the coast

Post his ID and that of his workers

Diffdeef:
Dude,in GTBank,any online transaction you wanna do,you gonna need a hardware token device,I can give you all my card details,I dare you u can't take a pin by any means,without my token device,I feel like I'm locked outside of my own account,how bout u.

This guy never jam LAUTECH boys

Op is a blinkard

Those that their school made the list will support the OP but u will sense hatred in the comments of those whose school are no where to be found.

1. If someone is giving you a ride in their car for a long period of time or fairly often then.

Split fuel costs, or at least offer to.
Smell good
Don’t play your music without asking them.

2. If someone has invited you to dinner where they’re taking care of the bill, Don’t order something of a higher value than the host’s order.

3. It doesn’t matter whether you’re a man or woman, you can hold the door open for a person of either gender. It’s just called being kind, and nice.

4. When someone is speaking with you, maintain eye contact, and by this, I don’t mean act all creepy by not blinking even a little.

5. Always be on time, and if you can’t then let the person know that you’re running late.

6. When you see someone with a visible negative change in appearance, don’t mention it. Chances are that they already know, and don’t feel good about it. Eg: Don’t tell someone, ‘You’ve gotten fat!’

7. When you’re attending an event or a wedding, don’t upstage the host or bride. Let the spotlight be on them. It’s their day.

8. Ask for the parent’s permission before you decide to pet their newborn baby, or puppy. Some parents are extremely protective in this aspect. Respect it.

9. If you’re visiting someone’s place, and they drop hints like, ‘They’re really tired’ or that ‘They have an early morning’, take it as your cue to leave.

10. Escalator etiquette is important. Depending on the etiquette practised in your city/ country, always stand on the side where people should stand. Let me simplify this for you. In England, you always stand on the right, and let the people who want to walk or run use the left. In some other countries, it’s the opposite. So learn, and know your country’s escalator etiquette, and stand accordingly.


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Lalasticla
RoyalRoy
Fynestboi
mynd44

iLegendd:
Just that one line you wrote says a lot about you. I'm impressed. I'll reveal it to you. Send me a private message.

Make I send too??

Madness..........

pocohantas:
Nigerians and calling every product the name of the most popular brand. Pampers is a brand, it's not the name for every diaper.

That diaper in the picture is molfix.
It's not a reusable diaper either.

Reusables are like clothes, with sewn in napkins.

Oya lie that you don't call all noodles indomie

damoneymag:
someone once told me that every car that passes by you while you're driving is like a flying bullet capable doing you some real harm.

Your grammar is already causing real harm here

Anybody using those phones is now a bad guy

Op how did you know it was half a billion dollars.....

Put your hand in front of someone who is talking, one who is very occupied, and they will give you whatever they have in their hand.


Have someone who is talking a lot, and doesn’t let you speak?
Just drop anything, like a pen or key, and get down to pick. It’s your turn to speak now.

Want to make someone feel insecure?
Stare at their hairline.


Not sure if someone is staring at you? Look at your watch or try searching for it. You’ll find them looking at theirs.

Feel Free to add yours.

Good to hear but they failed to include that Nigeria is one of the worst places to buy petrol, under the grand scheme of things, i.e to make that 145 naira here u would have made almost double of it in developed countries

And what makes her think that her slap will stop the officer from harassing another lass, the name on their uniform is there for a reason, I strongly recommend she get the name of the officer and report to appropriate bodies and 'hopefully' he gets punished for his action, however, this doesn't make the girl innocuous as this could be script to intertwine the said official.many things to type but I don't have the time

The op is yet to pass any information.

Thane:
This email box is closed. Any email sent here will not be read or replied to. Applications for next year's Casement internship will open in January 2018

I have no idea I just saw the announcement on their twitter page and posted it here for anybody that needs it

Sukura kilo ko si o..... Yeehhh Suku shaker, I am shoemaker

Your article is unnecessary long and the your skills in copy and paste is pale which makes the article monotonous and grotesque. I would recommend you make necessary adjustment to ensure you pass your information to the targeted audience. Thanks

samwise99:
U got it wrong.


MLT COLLEGE OF HEALTH MLS UNIVERSITY SLT POLYTHECNIC

Lautech run both MLS and SLT

skayT:
Una don start again abi? Na new year we dey Oooo. No start this una job scam. It's too early to start this rubbish. If you need a staff, so na for nairaland una suppose con publicise am? Una no fit go Jobsite or create website? Mind you, I know your tactics, you're just another Yahoo guy. That your @economist.com domain name can easily be created on webmail. It just annoys and disgusts me anytime I see a fellow Nigerian trying to dupe another Nigerian. Why you no go bomb Yankee or UK site? Why your fellow Nigerian?? That person you won dupe, is probably living on some meagre income, just trying to get by. In a country where there is no social welfare, where basic health care is a luxury. Oga werem nwayo Oooo

I would suggest you visit @theeconomist twitter page and stop ranting here. Thanks

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We invite applications for the 2018 Richard Casement internship. We are looking for a would-be journalist to spend three months of the summer working on the newspaper in London, writing about science and technology. Applicants should write a letter introducing themselves and an article of about 600 words that they think would be suitable for publication in the Science and Technology section. They should be prepared to come for an interview in London or New York. A stipend of £2,000 a month will be paid to the successful candidate. Applications must reach us by January 26th. These should be sent to:
casement2018@economist.com

We invite applications for the 2018 Richard Casement internship. We are looking for a would-be journalist to spend three months of the summer working on the newspaper in London, writing about science and technology. Applicants should write a letter introducing themselves and an article of about 600 words that they think would be suitable for publication in the Science and Technology section. They should be prepared to come for an interview in London or New York. A stipend of £2,000 a month will be paid to the successful candidate. Applications must reach us by January 26th. These should be sent to:
casement2018@economist.com

We invite applications for the 2018 Richard Casement internship. We are looking for a would-be journalist to spend three months of the summer working on the newspaper in London, writing about science and technology. Applicants should write a letter introducing themselves and an article of about 600 words that they think would be suitable for publication in the Science and Technology section. They should be prepared to come for an interview in London or New York. A stipend of £2,000 a month will be paid to the successful candidate. Applications must reach us by January 26th. These should be sent to:
casement2018@economist.com

ghuzy01:
I studies MLS in lautech and was awarded a BMLS. MLT which means medical lab technician is awarded in schools of health technology and is usually a three year course.

Am currently studying MLS in Lautech, although just starting, can you please share your experiences in the school concerning the course especially in osogbo.

Do all the aforementioned stuffs without money in your pocket at your own peril.

The op is an embodiment of, simply put, foolishness.
1) You vilified curvy ladies of being brain-dead but how can we be sure that you as a person is not as well a dumb fellow.

2)You made mention of intelligent conversation, can you please tell me the topic of the conversation you had with the mentioned lady. and lastly

3)We are all different fellows on earth with different hopes, talents, levels so using a unilateral measure to judge people is actually a very dumb way to conclude if someone is stupid or intelligent i.e some excel in sports but fail when it comes to arts and many others

Conclusion:The op should step out forward and categorically mention the yardstick(s) he used in measuring curvy ladies intelligence.

Obakoolex:
That's the problem with average minds OYO (on your own)
Until we start speaking with more than one voice
Your progress your own! Our progress Our own!!!

I have no discussion with someone of shallow mind like you, look for someone with a such mindset and discuss with

Sturmbannfuhrer:
No pictures?

The heaviest object on earth should be the Nigerian Government. Holding down the progress of over 180 million people.

When it comes to progress please speak for yourself only