₦airaland Forum

FL Gators:
[color=dodgerblue]Wateva. . . . na your own headache.
Ori bi ori ijapka.
I did not beg you to put my name
We're gentle ppl, I know


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Thread title changed as a result of your ungratefulness.

Grumpy cow.

follypimpi:
So aligator pepper is from Ekiti no wonder !!!

If she is from Ekiti, I will renounce my ekiti citizenship I swear. She dey vex me tonight man. She used to be fun, but it appears that since I left, the fun left her too.

TOPE2000!:
U guys are MAD
oyinda is pweety, she does look like an aminaT tho for some weird reasons

When a woman says another woman is pretty, it carries little or no weight. When a man says a woman is ugly. . . .it is the most convincing proof ever.

By the way, who is Aminat. . .Queen Aminat the warrior?

follypimpi:

I dey brof miss u bad !!!
She doesnt look like oyinda more like Aminat.

No worries man, we go meet again soon.

I ain't saying she is ugly or anything, but it is just not doing it for me tonight. I am sure there are many drooling over her though.

FL Gators:
[color=dodgerblue]El Razor,

what is wrong with you sef?
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Wetin I do now? Omo why the mood swing? I big you up in my thread title and this is how you repay me? God punish your mouth.

follypimpi:
Is that oyinda on her profile ?? No wonder.

Big pimping! How you dey now?

Omo you dey feel her photo? Meh, me no like jare lol. Sorry oyinda. lol.

platinumnk:
lol elrazor i missed your jokes sha

Omo I have plan for you sha. [Serious. . . All your messages reached me but shhhhhh let's not talk about that on the forum ]

FL Gators:
[color=dodgerblue]Ema gba mi. . . .  I regret ever fighting with you.

El Razour, no vex, fimisile. . . . abi ewo ni eleyi [/color]

Ki lo un se e now. Look, I don't speak monkeys that much so pardon me if I ask you to speak in English lol.

The last time I fell for that trick, I ended up paying for more at the dinner table - She wouldn't stop eating.

Your mum must be hot and fit. . . I somehow want it. Can you post her photo here please?

TOPE2000!:
Lolzzzzz . . . . . nah she aint fat, i knw ppl from texas are usually fat and i knw she doesnt stay in texas so u cool

Prove it. I heard she is already out of shape even though she ain't got a baby yet.

Fl. . . What's happening. **Hugs her fat behind**

I know, but in the mean time I have to get me some actions. I wonder which NL babe go be my woman. . . . Any potential candidate? I like Flgators, but I have a feeling, my fantasy about her will be destroyed the very moment I see her. She is in America right? And as with most Nimericans, they are full of fat.

TOPE2000!:
Oh lawd . . .so u are also a jihadist and u wonder why i dont miss u

Please don't use such an insulting word at me. I am a Martyr. That is what I am. It is okay if you don't miss me, there are virgins waiting for me. It will be your loss, not mine.

Haven't you heard of Duct tape and Rhynophol? It works wonder trust me.

TOPE2000!:
Arghh
Were u umar's room-mate?
im aiitee. . . . thanks. dnt miss ya tho



NL have been soo boring lately tho

No way, he is a wuss and I think he is in Arabic Junior class 2A and me I dey for Arabic senior class 3B. I didn't really say much to him, but I heard he brought a sick note the day he was meant to go on suicide mission.

You didn't miss me? Fine.

Havent you heard the song? It goes something like this "What's your name/Who's your daddy/He is rich like me?" You see, I am the rich daddy, I am the main Daddy the song is talking about,

I have been in Yemen for a quick course in Islamic hands on practical and experience. How have you been? Miss me?

Yes o, where are you guys. A bit boring around here lately. . . . Oya, come and talk to daddy.

pafun:
A daa fun e ! He go better for you sir !  We dey talk important material all these educated chimpanzees dey talk colo-minini and how na  Japan born Lasvegas . Wetin concern that with my dream or vise versa ?  Thank you bros, chineke god go dash you seven American virgins even before you die. Catch you at MickyD  men I will be the one wearing the I love NY Tshirt and Public Enemy bling.

Amen sir.

See you at "Burgar" king. I will be the one rocking the NWA [Nigerians With Attitude] White T-shirt.

Ikengawo:
why are you calling the country your grandfather will be buried in a toilet?

do you ppl think?
why are my ppl so damn dense?

It is a protest at the state of affairs in the nation. When my gran father died, it was a good place, but now it is nothing but a toilet. God's very own toilet.

There is nothing dense about my statement/signature. Like I said, it is protest at the state of the nation. Period.

Ikengawo:
^what the hell are you talking about lol. Egypt?


an ELruzr or whatever they're telling their kids to worship THEIR GOD less because of the US TERROR LIST.
wow.

the most spineless thing i've ever heard. i thought allah was all powerful?
these were the same muslims burning ppl cause of dutch cartoons now telling their kids to hide their faith more cause the US is more powerful then god.

Nigerians are f.uckin up in 2010

Not sure I saw where the parent specifically told their kids to worship some God less or something. May be I missed?

Amongst all you have said so far, you got one thing right, with mentality like yours. . . . Nigerian are really messing up.


The thread you refer too is a tongue-in-cheek. I.e a joke, do not take it serious. Jeez man.

Ikengawo:
edoyad you can't even speak english lol.



PROOF THAT NIGERIANS ARE bleeping COWARDS-
http://allafrica.com/stories/201001090024.html

^nigerians denying their God for white ppl.

How does that makes them a coward?

It is normal for parent to have their parental instinct kick in if they sense their offspring may be in any potential danger of some kind. Omo na wah for you sha.

edoyad:
Na like so dumb, lazy black people dey call Oprah, Tiger woods and Will Smith sell outs, abi ? If making that kind of cheddah means i have to kiss white behind, bring George Bushes behind so i can bury my lips in between both butt cheeks and savour the flavour.

Oh shut up, you are a *fatherless coward for saying other wise.

*Is it possible to be fatherless? Surely everyone have Biological or paternal father of some kind, even those born via artificial insemination and surrogacy. Oh well, this is nairaland.


For the record, I resent the title of this thread. I am not a slave of any kind. If anyone still feeling they are slave of some kind in this day and age. . . . Need help.

redsun:
It is not about what other country calls us but about what we call ourselves.Are we really sincere to ourselves?

We are our own greatest enemies.

Not exactly true. It is what we stand to lose. This is politics and security of several nations we are talking about. 

I do however agree that we are our own enemies, after all, the US won't be labelling us if we never gave them the chance.

Ikengawo:
look at this fatherless coward tell us to play along. you can play along my friend, i myself am nobody's toy.

Typical Nairaland mentality. "If you can't understand the point. . . Attack".  I gave explanations as to why we cannot afford to do it alone. Ideally, I would expect you to try and explain otherwise or put across your motions. Not get emotional and start with names calling. Totally unnecessary.

otawa:
we have been playing along. what did it bring us?

My reference is to what is bringing us with conflict with them recently.

UK came here, kill our people, stole our wealth to build their country. we played along.

How many years ago was that again? Please remind me? Even the Jew who faced more horrific crimes get own with their lives and quit force-feeding themselves the same victim mentality.

they hunt us for any lazy crime in UK, we played along

I don't know where you get your stats and facts from, but for some reason I am yet to expereicne that in the UK. But don't mind me, I guess I just one of the lucky ones.

US/UK/France sold weapon to Biafra and Nigeria. We played along.

These nations are the three of the largest  Arms, Weapons and Ammunition manufacturer in the world, if they don't their rivals - China, Russia [Or Germany would].

They took our stolen money in their banks. we played along.

Clear to shed more light on this please? I have a feeling, it is not as clear cut as your are claiming. But, you may know better than I do.

They allow same corrupt leaders that ruin us to come to their country. we played along.

Just allow me to paint a quick picture here for you. Babangida is known to have embezzeled trillion of Naira. How ever, due to the lack of organisation, record keeping and proper accounting, he is yet to be charged in court. Why is that? I guess you will say there wasn't enough evidence right?  Look, if your own courts back home cannot even deal with petty crimes like embezzlement, how the heck do you expect the evidence to stand up in an international court? Or a court abroad?

There are rules and regulations, in as much as people know that the aforementioned guy above is guilty, but there is no evidence to charge him, what makes you think another nation will stop him from coming in or denying him visa? You see, these are some of the thinking we need to leave behind and see things slightly differently instead of just pointing fingers at the West for everything.

Bro, I thinkwe should be tired of 'playing along'

As per labelling Nigeria as a "Terror prone country" [Mind you not the same as a "Terrorist country" these things have different meanings and implications] we have no choice but to play along. What exactly do you think we can do? Please tell me what Nigeria can do that will hurt the US right now? Let me guess. . . . Nothing. They are in good relations with nations that have more oil than us, so what now?

we should stand up and know that we have nobody but our people!

I wonder how you propose "standing up"?  

Here is a paraphrase of a post I made in a another forum.

USA have the right to defend what it represent - Freedom. The moment there is a threat to this particular stance, she will do what ever it is she can to stop it.

The US is a big player on the world stage on every level, whether directly or indirectly, hence why it is a super power and the only super power. Nigeria have too much to lose if we dare come in their way, especially over our own failings.

Our own failings include things like Porous borders, internal problems that are having a wider implications to the outside world, the religion issues blighting the nation etc. You see, our people say "When a child is shown the way or given proper guidance at home, he learns it "forcefuly" from an outsider usually from a bad experience". Nigeria have had 40 plus years to avoid all these issues, yet here we are today, we are been forced to act on it.

You know, this is not about butt kissing, but if you are dealing with a World super power, it is best to play along. Period. And before anyone suggest that Nigeria should do a Chavez-approach an ignore the US, it is clear for all to see that we just do not have the internal unity and a strong leader to do such a thing.

I think you missed the point. I am too tired to be explaining things all over again. Here, let me cut a long story short. No one is worshipping the White man. The earlier you can get way from these victim mentality, the better it will be and help you in achieving the understanding that we ain't kissing their butt.

Possible scenarios if American colonize Nigeria. . .

Shamawa Burger becomes Burger King

Tantaliser becomes MacDonalds.

Mr Biggs transforms to Wendy's.

We will have good roads.

All our cars become Cadillacs, Escalade, Buick, Hummers and Impalas.

Yoruba's becomes the Westside While the Igbo side calls themselves East side

Nothing will change in the Delta regions though, it will still be Dirty south. [See what I did there?]

Tuface idiaba will be our very own Akon!

Rugged Baba automatically becomes Nigeria's Grand Master flash Equivalent.

Primate Olobayo will become Rev Al Sharpton . . . Don't ask me the connection. lol.

Idi Kabasa will be making mad beats like Dr Dre.

Mad Melon and Mountain Black will be the new Boys II men.

Our already fat ladies will now become larger! I guess this can only be a good thing for Nigeria men.

Omo, if any of these will happen, I think you dream may hold good tidings for us all.

ALL IDIOTS [like the OP] SHOULD PLEASE READ.

There is no definite manual on how to get/deal with women [or men]. Every one is different and as such a "ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL" approach is a lot of non-sense.

Sunny_bobo:
Then Nick Griffin should be the next British Prime Minister

If there is enough vote to make him become one, yes.

Moderators are allowed to have their own views. If that is his view, good on him I guess. It do not in anyway mean he should be removed. However, if there are questionable moderating actions and ineffective moderation then there may be a case. As it stand you have no case against him.

Lagosboy:
Well , you are entitled to your view, i am not the only one who holds this view but the only reason you and your firends in this have called me this is simply because i am a muslim and probably the only one to be very vocal about this issue. The other muslims have probably being on the defence and i chose not to. I stick to my opinion and views and you lot could call it whatever you like but i repeat it ithat it s views like yours that silence the sane voice in the islamic world, all what you guys want are muslim aoplogist. I refuse to be one.

Now forget about me and let us go back to the issue at hand.

You really are full of it!

Now my view of you is because you are a Muslim?   I am disappointed you can even say that after my explanations. Since you ain't getting it, I am once again telling you. My view of you is because of your approach and manner of debate with the whole issue of Farouk. Period. To say other wise is just idiotic.

It is funny how you appear to be talking like a wounded lion now and playing the victim. All those crap don't work with me sir. The earlier you learn to debate objectively without a clouded view, and quit looking for silly explanations over issue like this. . .the earlier we will get along. In the mean time, I will be watching out for more "apologist mentality" from you.

Lagosboy:
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That was a reaction to him calling me a terrorist apology afer i have asked him to stop, he does it on purpose and now i care less about what he says and he sounded like one. I prefer to debate issues not attack or cast aspersions on a persons character so as to pu a cloud on his statements.

I will be honourable enough to say[b] i am sorry [/b] for calling him a christian since he his not.

I need to concentrate on the arsenal game, will be back

Omo don't be tripping. I gave reasons as to why I called you an apologist. You ARE STILL doing those things, but clearly you are in denial. I am not the only who have noticed this, so it aint an attack on you as a person, but your views and style on nairaland [as per the issue of the pata bomber].

No you don't have to apologise, it could be worse, you could have called me a Muslim.