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formunt:
Dear friends,
Kindly check what a life support unit means
You may not have seen this in Nigeria but very common in advance medical units.
A patient may be attached as long as the family wanted. Very common to brain damaged patients

Why are you insulting people's intelligence with your crap? Yes we know what a life-support machine is. And no, you do not have a single proof that Yar'dua is attached to one. Jeez. Are you sure you aint on one yourself? Because I really do not see the point of this thread.

When will people learn that you can't post things like this without proofs or sources[s]! I could post anything that is tasteful and extravagant, then say it is for one useless president. Omo, lets us try to be critical, sceptical, think inside and outside the box etc. . . . Do not take things at face value.

rethink:
Revenge revenge Revenge,  What about mercy mercy mercy.  We have tried revenge all this while why not try mercy mercy and love.

I did with the abokis, only for them to have my farm ravaged by their cows

I did with the igbos, only for them to want their own biafra.

I did with the yorubas, only for them to betray me.

I did with Islam, only for it to give me 9/11.

I think it is time I embrace revenge, revenge and more revenge. I shall cause them agony and pain whereever they may be I swear. I found this method to work very well and strike the fear of God into them,

Just introduce him to nairaland. With mentality like that of MamaGee, Tpia and co I am sure he will find a good wife from here.

Mama Gee. Just shush and have a sense of humour.

chika98:
This una chat up thread is mega boring.

Blame the ladies. I tried making it exciting, but clearly, some of them are on their period tonight.

ibkaye:
I am opening up, infact, I believe a tad too much compared to usual, I revealed a secret to you, I can fly, now isn't that something? Tell me that isn't something

Yeah tell me more. If it can type a couple of lines, am sure you can tell me some more.

Skidoc:
Poverty, Greed, Peer pressure.

Also add Thrill, experience and personal choice.

Ebonyeyes:
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddddddd your point is?

You suck?

ibkaye:
Lol and I, my nintendo, sounds fair

If it will get you to open up. . . Yeah very fair.

hax:
Economics also talks about diminishing returns. You should have gotten tired of perfect males by now.

No mind the female jare.

Ebonyeyes:
Last time I checked, ebony means black

Last time I checked, I am all those things too.

ibkaye:
I suppose so, doesn't sound too tricky.

Damn, you really will be a very interesting on a date. I will gladly whip out my psp and just play. It is more fun that way.

Kunbee:
Ok

Who is that in your profile, if you dont mind me asking?

Ebonyeyes:
They are indeed, if they were not real, I wouldnt be typing this poo now would I?

Oh, one rule for you. . . another for me right? Awesome.

waleski:
guy get a room or better still get her facebook, yim and continue your late night rendezvous

I think there is plenty of ladies around here. . . . Go find one instead of talking to me.

ibkaye:
I can fly?  

**Rolleyes**

Can you polish shoes and play dvd too?

Nothing ridiculous about this. If Nigeria refuses to fix up, it will be fixed from outside. Period.

ibkaye:
Like you have no idea

Fine. Tell me something interesting about you.


PS
I wonder if ebonyeyes eyes are really ebony or even real eyes. . . .

Busy_body:
Awww, its Elenurazor, the half-man, half-amazing adonis, lol.

Busy, I need your sister in my life man. Hook a brother up or something. . . Is she on here?

ibkaye:
Lol there is nothing to be juiced, honestly

Gosh you must be an "interesting" lady on a date.

debosky:
Going to bed soon, just doing some wedding/break up counselling - my part time job.  

I trust you might need my services after you're done with these ladies.

Lol. I will email you if anyone of them refuse to give it up.  

ibkaye:
Lol right, urm, the usual I guess.

Like? Come on. , . . .Juice it up joo.

debosky:
El Razur - is this what they taught you in Yemen? How to toast women late at night?

I will ask for a refund of your school fees.

I might as well enjoy all the virgins here[s] I know those who have posted in here are mothers and not virgins[/s] before I go to heaven for the Grand party.

How come you are awake?

Ebonyeyes:
Good for you hun, dont let me knock you . Who is this mad lady?

I do get her name confused with another poster, but I think she is ToH. She is like the female version of me. You know, crazy and outspoken.  

PS
ToH if you are reading this, plenty love.

ibkaye:
Please tell me you've slipped, at least once? There just has to be at least one time

I have a running Nike  Total 90III running shoes, so I do get good grip, however, I nearly crashed driving this morning. How is it on your end?

hax:
And it's a known fact you like lies too. lol

Bingo.

ibkaye:
Oh I'm fine I'm fine, yourself? How's the weather treating you?

I'm good man. Love the weather, good for jogging. I can cover more distance without sweating and getting tired quickly.

Ebonyeyes:
He so wishes though

Far from it. I am confident and happy in my own skin. . . . .Are you?

Ebonyeyes:
The beautiful cuties of the world dont need to brag on an internet faceless forum

Again no one dey brag. . . .That is your prerogative ma'am, not mine. A statement of fact, is not the same as bragging.

I have met a few people from here, so it aint as faceless as you will like to think. From Debo, Sagamite, Follypimp, and a few cute females. . . and one mad one [she knows who she is]

Ebonyeyes:
Uhmmmmm, You allegedly say you are god's gift to the universe and thats not bragging? Ok  

That is like saying am Black. You see, there is nothing alleged about that, and it aint bragging. Gosh, if I say "I am Young, black, cute, intelligent, Potential millionaire and God's gift to women" you gonna say am bragging again, even though it is a statement of fact.  God punish your mouth.

ibkaye:
Quite a cocky fellow aren't you El?

I am just me.  

So what's up with you?

TOPE2000!:
El and his obsession with cuteness

Am I? **Kisses sexy biceps**

mama-gee:
What is this thread about again?

Those who know how we do late night will come out and play in a minute. In the mean time, enjoy the show. By the way, are you cute?

ibkaye:

Why the sad face?

Ebonyeyes:
Photographic evidence to prove your God's giftness Im pretty sure you look like the back end of a Moluwe

Say what? A few people met me in person so I guess you ask around. Oh a few friends from here have access to my picture on face book, besides, God's gift to ladies do not need to brag about his own looks - it is a standard thing to be blessed.

Ladies, here is God's gift to all ladies. . . How are you doing? [Please only answer if you are cute.]

Edruezzi:
A minimum definition of a nation state is a territory under the control of a recognized government. I call on the Biafra actualizers to kindly show on a map what they mean by the territory of the Biafra II they are hoping to establish.

Quote for the blooming truth.

freecocoa:
u don't have to tell your cuz,what u should do is confront your friend and make sure she breaks it off.u can also threaten your in-law,tell him u'll tell on him if he doesn't desist 4rm such acts.but never make the mistake of telling your cousin cos if u do & it turns out bad she'll somehow blame u at the end.

Two grown up adults doing what the fuk they want, how is that anybody's business?

kosovo:
i'd not engage in purpose-less charade so i don't end up in a state of incabiquous regectelete

You should propose to Lady tilapia Tpia.