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Sure why not? Come teach me now, I go learn then come take am damage you. I'm off today so will be around my ps3. Just add me on psn. My name na ElRazur for there too.

Enjoy the foreign language. Commentary in Spanish and Arabic is fun. Lol.

Update

So got up this morning and opted to watch some programmes I missed whilst at work yesterday. So I grabbed my Sony controller and flicked the ps3 on. What did I see, an invite from tb7 to come and play. Needless to say I accepted his challenge and off we went.

This dude won the first game and I was like wtf. He ain't no good lol. Soon it was 1 game each and then he took the lead again and made it 2 games to 1. Damn! I soon slowed down my game and started playing the Arsenal-way. Before you can say pro evo soccer 2011, I levelled up the game. So it was 2 games won each.

We started the final duel and I scored four goals in the first half. My lead was then cut short when he equalised because I took my feet off the pedal. Damn again! So it was extra time, and with a slick pass to Robe van perse I scored the winner. So 3 games to me and two to tb7.

Eldee just gets Hot when anyone says anything he do not like about jigga. The only reason he is saying stuff about Ice cube is down to the fact that there was a recent video that ice cube appeared to have said something about Jayz.

Oh add The Game and Nas to that list of people eldee don't like. But he will never admit but claim he don't like them for releasing "whack" albums.

So let me get this straight, hammer only replied cause of fame? Hammer only did this cause he wants to sell record? Just a couple of things though, hammer was big pimping before jigga and as it goes, once you've been there and done it, it aint nothing new. Also using your logic hammer is probably more famous than jigga based on his legendary status. Using your logic too, hammer is clearly more famous than jigga isn't? After all, Hammer's got more followers than jigga. You see, using your own logic and line of argument Hammer is clearly not doing it for the fame.

I have been objective and still objective.

Hammer do not need to release a new album, he's got nothing to prove. Remember, he did it all before any rapper out there and to be brutal, he opened the doors for like of Jigga.

While you are here throwing all objectivity away, Jigga already admitted he said many good things about hammer in his new book coming out and he's got respect for him. See the link I posted to hear jayz audio clip from the interview. In the mean time, be a "jiggan" (eminem's stan of jigga)

PS
Jigga releasing a book? I am guessing if this was hammer I wonder what you would have called him? Holy Cash cow

Still no objectivity and now, we are making things up as we go?

Hammer have twice or three times the number of followers than Jayz. He's got his own business and production company going etc. He did not need jayz to do all of this.

Also I find it bizarre that you see no problem with jigga throwing shots but see everything wrong with Hammer replying to a diss. Surely as you appear to be a fan of such mentality, hammer's action should be okay in your books?

Oh wait, i get it! All logic gets thrown out when defending jigga Innit bruv?

eldee:
Nah, he didn't reach the limit, he just found a cash cow, I think him blowing it out of proportion is just daft.

Here we go again, objectivity thrown out of the window.

I already mentioned to you that he is doing well for himself, but I guess you will rather hold on to the news of the 90s and believe that he is STILL bankrupt. As to how a song he made and even edited the video himself (Owns a few production companies) is acting like a cash cow is beyond me.

The point is simple, there wasn't a need for Jigga to mention him in such manner. Take it or leave. Mc Hammer got it wrong by replying. (I am not gonna argue that he is well within his right to make a diss record, you know just like how you try to give justifications for Jay Z)

Also, I noted you tried to deflect attention on to Ice Cube in your previous post, nice try. But that is another one for another day.

Why does it feel like something is missing?

Who can we bring in that can make a change or have an impact?

boladot:
Why did Eduardo not jubilatr when he scored?
AW needs to make some changes in that team, our midfield is noffin to write home about.
Bendtner's positioning is very poor and it's not making us sharp upfront

Sign of respect to us.

He mentioned that he will not celebrate if he scores against us in the last game too.


It is a football thing to do, unless off course you are Adebayor - You ran the whole fuckkking pitch.



@Debo

Yeah I agree he can be. I just find it odd that fan turn their backs the moment we aint playing so well. (Appears to be a very common Arsenal fan trait)

To be honest, Clichy is regarded as one of the very good players for his position in the EPL. He may be error prone but he plays for us and a bit of support will be better in my opinion.


As per second half, I think Arsene is right now yelling in the dressing room and tell them what to do and what not to do. I expect to see a better side.

PS
Looked like he lost his footing/balance and hence lost the ball in the process.

HNIC:
Clichy is just a BIG FOOL

Please. Give him a break.   .   .  Like you never make mistakes abi?


@All

I think we will regroud and redress the tactics. I expect to see a better team that is well coordinated and going on to win or draw this game. I just hope Shaktar do not drop back to defend.

Admittedly, I missed a few minutes. However, from what I have seen so far all I have heard is "Juru gave the ball away".

I think we need to go on half time and regroup. Something is clearly wrong somewhere and it appears to be in the back four and mid-field area.

Eboue needs to get his positioning properly so that he can at least cut off the player tormenting him or force him wide.

Djourou needs to come off and we need to regain control of this game. A bit of pressure and now they levelled against us.

Omo make dem watch this William guy o. Kai fabianski doing welll o.

Fucccck Gareth Bale, we have Theo "Son of Zeus" Walcott. 

Also Jay Z have no plan to reply. Good on him I think.

http://www.soulculture.co.uk/blogs/jay-z-reacts-to-mc-hammer%E2%80%99s-diss-record/

Even The Sun newspaper is picking up on the story.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3208849/Jay-Z-is-given-a-Hammer-blow.html

Update

So finally, teeboyseven showed up online and we had a game. Needless to say I kicked his arse with Arsenal. Now the guy dey fear me.

I wonder if there is any one here who could actually challenge me? Perhaps I am the bestest evar? If you disagree, I dare you to challenge me online.

Eldee,

Me I see your point. While every one may have taken shot at him, and use him to epitomise or symbolise being broke. I think there is a limit to one can take, and I am guessing Hammer reached the limits hence his reaction towards Jay Z. Having said that, I still of the belief that taking shot at such age is pointless in my opinion.


Ibime,

That is another dimension, but from the little info I gathered when I posted the thread, all indication suggest Jigga took the first shoot.

Recent rankings now put Tiger woods as number two in the world. This decline is widely attributed to his personal life turbulences that have engrossed the front pages of the almost every newspaper in the world. The interesting thing here is how he seem to have gone from a golf-god to ordinary human, I guess we all have our high and deeps in life.

While Tiger Woods is going through a rough patch, no doubt. One is left to wonder if there is any motivation for him want to do a come back and claim his number one spot (which he held for about 282 weeks or so.)

According to Forbes magazine, Tiger Woods is in the real of rich people considered as Billionaires or there about. So while he is rich, can get anything he wants etc. One begins to wonder if there is really any motivation for him to have the same drive and prowess that made the media and sports analyst to describe him with the following moniker "The man that Golf needs"!

Take into consideration that from about the age of 16, he's been in a kind of life style where he is surrounded by advisers who try to manage him, his image and finances etc. While some people may feel this is not a problem, one just have to look at the great people who were the best in their field that have risen, had a fall and almost never reclaimed the former glory. A strong example will be Michael Jackson.

So taking these into consideration, do you think Woods can reclaim back his grip on golf and get back to be ranked as number one? Or if you are with him, what will be your advise for/to him?

(Personally, I am not so sure because I feel there may be not enough motivation for him to want to do so, or am I wrong?)

Smh. Please point out where I have been biased so far? Anyone can post wild claims, but at least support it. I stated in my original post that hammer should not have replied as there wasn't a need for it, equally I pointed out stuff about jayz too. Nah wah o, nairaland ain't no place for fair ground.

As usual eldee standing up for Jayz while missing the point.  I am a fan of hammer but I have remained objective so far, can you do the same?

No one likes to be the butt of any joke.  Period.  Surely, jayz can make another punchline without referring to hammer if he is a purveyor of punchlines like you want us to believe.  No? 

Let's call a spade, a spade jare. It was a punch below the belt line. Very crude if you ask me.

As per talking about riches, while there is nothing wrong with it, but it breaks every unwritten rules of hip-hop due to the fact that it has been done to death. After rapping about flossing, maybach, chilling in St Tropaze with shirt off while smoking cigar and similar lines, what is left?  You see THAT is the problem.  But as a jayz fan I bet you won't see it so. 

Edit
It may be worth adding that hammer is not broke, he reinvented himself and doing okay, but you don't hear that in the media.

Strange that I have this type of Angelic photos of me too. I suppose who ever designed that have great minds.

I think he is depicting that he is on a different level, that he may be ahead of his time that people in the industry may not understand him. Also, it comes across like he is the guardian angel of hiphop in naija - hence the pose.

What ever it is, I like it.

PS
Looks like the album art was copied from "Angel and Demons" movie (not the book).

Rhymstein:
@el razur
u too much sir,same torts here,u were a lil harsh sha

ama quote serious jones nw,

i spit 4rm d heart,dats y niggahs be feelin dis ish,i keep it real,u dnt even keep it realistic,
be u in your rhymes

I have no problem with the guy. If anything, I admire him for his resilience and always on here trying to get a break through and for ever promoting himself.

As per being harsh, I think I was just being upfront with him. I personally will like to see him be successful, but then I am not sure you will pay to go and watch him if his songs are made up of those lyrics he posted.

I follow McHammer on twitter and recently, I noted he was talking about Jay Z and what not. I didn't really pay much attention to it, but then I saw a video where Hammer took some shots at Jay z. Basically he called Jay Z hellboy, devil worshipper and in the end, baptised a JayZ look alike in the video.

Okay, I said to myself.  A quick search shows that Jayz for no apparent reason took some shots at Hammer in one or two songs (So appalled and good friday)

Jay Z made said he lost 30 million dollars, and unlike Hammer he spent another as he cannot go broke, or something along those lines. I guess hammer perceived this as an insult and hence made a song in reply.


Now, I am not exactly a big fan of diss records to be honest and I can't help but wonder, why do grown men have to result to things like these to be honest.   .   .  So Jay Z is rich, yeah we know that but do you really have to keep flossing this and waxing lyrical about this on every track?  For God's sake he is about to be a father (rumours suggest beyounce is pregnant) and about to touch 50 years.

Hammer on the other hand, should probably have not replied in my own opinion. After all, he was the original "big pimping" way before any rapper out there was doing it. Again, in the eyes of many like me and those who understand the history of rap, he is a legend and should not have stoop so low to make a song that the new generation of hiphop lovers will probably describe as weak.

What ever the case, it is a bit weird hearing two rappers who are meant to be old and wise taking a shot at each other like they are still in their youth.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ykRq1V3ZcQ

chaircover:
coldheart, I am sorry to say but you are misinformed. However if and when you get the t-shirt come back and talk to us.

BTW there is nothing an anesthetic can do regarding pain in the weeks post op; its not as if you are going to have an epidural stuck to your back everyday for 3 weeks  . . . . . .and oh Yes strong pain killers do have side efects and are probably out of bounds for mothers who choose to bre.ast feed their babies anyway.

. . . .and I'm glad you used the phrase healed up! before "healed up" happens nko?

Yes C/S is the safest method for some medical conditions & emergencies but not for some of the reasons you state.

BTW what medical experience do you have & lets take it from there?

I find her arguments very weak and I very much doubt she's got a solid ground in what she is saying to be honest.

coldhearts:
C-section is most preferred for many reasons, a few are

Please tell me this is something you copied from somewhere and pasted here?

1. C-section is better because some women tend to have narrow hips/os (especially young or skinny nigerian women);therefore natural delivery becomes difficult. It is difficult because the baby's head can't pass through easily leading to a last minute cut to make the place wider; which can further lead to more complications

Women tend to have narrow hips? I think you will find that your statement is not always true. Also, women have mechanism in place to allow the head of the baby to come through. From the top of my head, one of them is the soft skull of the baby that moulds (to some extent) to the shape of the pelvic region, so your point is false.

a. The risk of the last minute cut from natural delivery can lead to urinary problems and/or excruciating pain during sex in the first few weeks/ months after birth

Do you mind elaborating on this one please.

b. Sex is never thesame after natural delivery cos that area becomes less tight Basically if you like sex and you want to remain as tight as a teenager, stay clear of natural birth lol

Not true. Total lies. I am forced to ask you if you've ever had a child before? If you haven't, loads of people here will tell you that your statement is misleading.

2. In case of some Sexually transmitted diseases, the disease is quickly passed on from mother to child during natural birth. With a C-section, the risk of passing it is much more rare since it a quick  "get in and take baby out" process.

Again, this is misleading, have you never heard of the umbilical cord? Almost anything from the mum can pass through to the baby.

3. The baby's head doesn't get squeesh nor does it have to be pulled out with an instrument which sqeeshes it; besides the C-section is a less painful process.

In most cases, a forceps is not needed to help with getting the head out. Most birth goes well without result to such need. Again, your statement is misleading.

Just read your Wikipedia link and it is nothing but "aid to birth". So your method speak of breathing techniques and what not. I think if I remember correctly, this method is in the same class as those who use music to aid birth or employ aroma-therapy etc. It is all psychological. Like I said before, most child birth will require medical intervention, be it crude or proper.

Semi,

First part is a figure of speech.

I keep telling you, lamaze is nothing but flashy name for pre-natal classes. In here, women are given choices as to which type of birth method suit them. From reading what you posted, it sound like similar process as home birth or water birth. Again, all these method are not same as what the op asked.

For the record, most birth in this day and age requires a medical intervention of some kind. Whether proper or crude. For the record, medical team are always on standby in this part of the world should a woman opt for home birth or water birth.

Do you have paparazzi running after you? Have you been in a buggatti before? Or just talking the same old lines we hear from nollywood rappers?

If you wrist is frosty, then logic will suggest it is sub-zero temperatures etc.


Try to be original, no be by force to say lines that are nothing but fantasies. My two cents.

semid4lyfe:
I'm not a woman but if I were too choose, I'll opt for Lamáze. . .first came across it many years ago in the Danielle Steele novel, Kaleidoscope

It's a method of natural childbirth in which a woman/an expecting couple is/are physically and psychollogically prepared through prenetal training. . .in some cases, the man may attend the prenatal training classes with the woman.

Lamaze encourages the use of controlled breathing & participation of the woman's partner during child birth (i.e the man is present in the delivery room & psychs, encourages and talks to his wife through out the delivery) and it makes do without "general anaesthesia".

Hehehe. . .I think it strengthens the bond between the couple and makes the man appreciate the woman more

That practice you will find has been around for ever. Lamaze is a flashy name for pre-natal classes offered to women as part of getting them ready for child birth. It is a common practice in most western nations.

I am not sure lamaze is the same as c-section and natural childbirth.

Siena:


You write like an absolute slowpoke.

There's a Joke's section, which may be more suitable for the sort of tripe you regularly spew.

I think his post is an insult and it should be removed.