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Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Fires On Unarmed Aid Convoy. Many Dead! by ElRazur: 11:40am On May 31, 2010
By the way boarding of a ship in international waters amount to piracy, however going by what I have read from around forums. It will unlikely to hold in this case. Ships that have suspect cargo can be boarded in international waters.  Nations of the world have done it before when necessary.

It is easy to get sidelined and point fingers. It should however be noted that there are background issues to all of these before it got to this stage.

The blockage is there for several reasons. Trying to by pass this, when there are existing acceptable way round the blockade is in my opinion calling for trouble.

Information are still coming out, and over days it will become clearer. In the mean time, there are more than meet the eyes.
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Fires On Unarmed Aid Convoy. Many Dead! by ElRazur: 11:36am On May 31, 2010
Yes questions are being asked, maybe just not the one you want?

Like what are the laws regarding incident like this on international waters.

Like why are there weapons on board?

Like why the timing of this incident now?

Like who is behind the sponsorship of this aid?

Like the rules of engagement, makes it clear that you can defend yourself if fired upon - Or return fire only policy.

Like questions that have been asked but never get answers and instead sidelined. . .
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Fires On Unarmed Aid Convoy. Many Dead! by ElRazur: 11:32am On May 31, 2010
na2day!:
I'm not condoning what Israel did!, in this informatn age, we definitely need to separate fact from fiction. I've been following these developments for some weeks now, are u aware dat one of the sponsors of d flotilla is muslim brotherhood? an organisatn known for d support of some terrorist organisations. The aid convoy was specifically planned to put israel in a bad light and i'm sure they must've put up a serious fight to maximise casualties, d israelis commandos should've boarded with stunguns. To some of u saying israel does not want peace, remember they gave gaza back and all they got in return was hundreds of qassams raining on their cities! please give israel a break, those protesters knew what they were getting into, they were used as pawns.
Watch as they descend on you. smiley Your post from "their" point of view, lacks [i]superior thinking [/i]and nothing but Zionist-arse kissing. grin


Seriously, I made a similar post - Not however saying anyone is to be blamed - but questioning the timing and motives behind the "aid".

Also it will be difficult to know who initiated the violence, and it is probably looking bad for Israel as it was reported to have happened in international waters.


The timing is questionable - Joint military exercise coming up have seen other nations pulled out - Greece.

Israel is meant to be holding talks with the US today or tomorrow I think.

The Aid convoy set out to highlight the blockage issue in Gaza, and from where I stand, they may have succeeded in doing so and may be even more?


Finally, I am not sure people have addressed this, but there are reports that Weapons was found on board. If this report is true, I wonder why aid cargo have weapons on themhuh?
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Fires On Unarmed Aid Convoy. Many Dead! by ElRazur: 11:03am On May 31, 2010
4 Play:
Why didn't these ''activists'' ship the goods to Ashdod and then have it transported to Gaza by land instead of attacking the soldiers? They are more interested in staging a publicity stunt than the actual mechanics of bringing aid into Gaza. Can they please stage the same operation for Darfur, people are actually starving in African conflicts.
I thought the same thing.

While we will not know the exact ins and outs of who initiated the violence. I can't help but think that this is nothing but a stunt to undermine Israel. Is it a coincidence that this happen the day before Israel is meant to hold talks with US? Hmmm time will tell. Also further coincidence that an Islamic leader is reported to be on-board?

I have followed the story from the onset and it appears that Israel have made their point clear - They will have to board and search/get permission etc.


Also, there is a breaking news saying weapons have been found on board the cargo. But I am guessing, the usual suspect would claim it is nothing but propaganda and it was planted by the Zionist regime.


I regret any loss of life to be honest, but for how long will this carry on?


Here is a quick quote from a piece I read earlier on.

The aim of the fleet was to highlight the three-year Israeli and Egyptian blockade of Gaza, imposed after the Islamist movement Hamas fought a bloody civil war for control of the coastal enclave with its secular rivals Fatah.
I guess they succeeded in pulling of the stunt? Make up your own mind. smiley


It will be interesting to see what the upcoming days hold, as there are more vessels/cargo coming in from the same group.


PS
Israel will have a hard time defending its actions in international waters. I wonder anyone know what the law says on this?
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Destroying Homes Of Palestines. by ElRazur(op): 10:52am On May 31, 2010
Interesting to see that the some post have been exposed for they are.

There really isn't much to add from where I stand. The simple point I made all along appears to have been taken up by those who are not biased and not forever taking sides or throwing immature comments so as to move away from the issue at hand. Job done.

smiley

See you all at the next Israel/Palestine thread.
RomanceRe: Are You The Real You Online by ElRazur: 10:40am On May 31, 2010
In answer to the heading question.

Yeah I am like this 100% crazy. However, there are parts of me that are cannot be readily expressed on the forum on in an electronical way etc.

@FLG

If you clearly do bag your qualifications at that age, you must be one fake ekiti woman joor. Original ekiti people are born with a at least a Degree and a Phd in their hands. I know I am. grin
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 10:33am On May 31, 2010
Odunnu. Twice I don try sort out your problems, na twice the system don comot my post and delete am. E be like say your problem will require seven days of fasting to fight off this evil wey no want make I post the thing wey dey my mind.

Anyway, solution be say make you dress like eleha. [Eleha are those muslim women who cover their body from head to toe and dress in black or brown.]

Good luck. grin
RomanceRe: I Need A Relationship V Nt Had Ever Since I Broke Up Wth My Ex by ElRazur: 8:46am On May 31, 2010
cyntlating:
u guys are nt n too harsh,if u cant advise keep off
huh


How so? Your post is not clear enough and so far the two of us just wondering may be you can explain a bit more that is all. No vex o.

Kai, see me, see fire. shocked huh
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 8:44am On May 31, 2010
hatch#:
Goodness I have succeeded in raising a suicide bomber in the person of Uncle Elrazor,I can't believe a loose screw like you will explode the way you just did at the expense of derailing your already boring thread,
Ha ha ha,hey little boy go get a life or better still go get laid so you can have some self
Worth instead of feeling like a Chris Rock over here.
By the way I thought you had been deported ?
Is that even making sense? huh Okay let me help you.

Father lord, please use your infinity power and unending mercy to please grant this retarrrrd the ability to think, make a worthy contribution and above all realise that he is a waste of space and better off committing suicide. Thank you Jesus for answering my prayers on his behalf.


Absu:
propheT,my own problem is my JT.it embarases me @ d slightest sight of a nice lookin gal,upon d fact dat i alwayz give it wat belongs 2 it like 5timz in a week.wat do u sugest 2 reduce it?
Peace be upon you my brethren.

No! No do that one. You have a talent, god will be mad at you [but haters will be happy] if you are to reduce it. I pray god give you the power to carry on. In the mean time, keep doing what you are doing.

Peace my friend. Remember say the bible talk am say "Go forth and multiply" and not reduce. Oya go do your thing. grin
RomanceRe: I Need A Relationship V Nt Had Ever Since I Broke Up Wth My Ex by ElRazur: 8:27am On May 31, 2010
Your heading is a bit confusing.

If you want a stable relartionship, you will have to work for it.

Find someone you are compatible with.

Learn from your past experience.

Make it work.

Communicate.

Appreciate.

Etc.

Good luck. smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Search Party For Elrazur by ElRazur: 8:24am On May 31, 2010
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Search Party For Elrazur by ElRazur: 8:09am On May 31, 2010
Odunnu:
Guy,dem don release u?Oya,welcome.
Share your testimony!
I was away in a far far far far faraway land of faraway. It was there the holy spirit touch me. Oh boy, e fill go better pass a dirty blow jobb. Oya come to romance and read my thread jare. grin I have many things to share.
RomanceRe: Men Why Are You Like This? by ElRazur: 8:06am On May 31, 2010
tayo_ast:
[color=#00688B]u're just unlucky.
Men are not d same?
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Bang! Cold water in the face. cool
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 7:48am On May 31, 2010
ThoniaSlim:
This has got to be a joke.
No, this is life. There are hidden messages in here. You just have to get off your high horse to see 'em. grin
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 7:46am On May 31, 2010
Lord father. Forgive me as I shiiitt on this knuckle head, who does nothing but seem to have a pattern of looking for trouble. Oya the spirit of Allah empower me.

hatch#:
I luv it when Elrazor tries to feel important or funny.
I love it when a few heads claim you aint funny when most actually think otherwise. As to whether I feel important no be my wahala. Nah yours. Sorry, I can't help with how you feel sir. [But I fit make am worse] grin


There is absolutely nothing he wouldn't do from releasing wanna be mixtapes on the music section or
Even trying to be a boring mock comic giving advice.
Any way I feel you jare,thank God for NL if not some people
Would be as irrelevant as Turai Yaradua right now.
Mr Mumuni, I think you will find those are two things. Each one getting more post and participation than your little mind can process. I presented an idea on mixtape and how many people participated? Even dickkkheads like you listened to songs posted from people, yet you turn around and have a go at me? In this words of Dr Dre - "I started this beat, mixtape and making music on nairaland trend [or at least bring it back] and this is the mother fuckkking thanks I get?"

Muppets like you and those who shall remain nameless are forever making a post count by having something to say about what I do and post on a forum, and you think I aint important?  grin Ah haaaa. The joke is on you.

I was gonna get upset, but the almighty Jah-Allah told me that "Losers like you will forever hate winners" Oya hate me some more. I am laughing at your pain. grin

hatch#:
Honey I can tell you for sure that Elrazor will certainly be make on helluva boring standup comedian if he decides to start this way,
Eldee warned me about muppets like you, so yeah. I will keep doing what am doing and still laugh at your pain. grin grin

By the way, the holy-spirit-of-Obatala is telling me that you have issues, just feel free to let me know. I will do one or two sacrifice for you.

PS
Apologies to those who may not know what is going on. This guy nah one of those people who are forever having something to say just because I post. He is a textbook definition of "hater".  grin
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 10:23pm On May 30, 2010
violent:
Dear Uncle ElRazor,

I have this fúcking-drop dead-gorgeous neighbor who stays with her fiancé at the moment. . . .how do you suppose i could politely approach the duo  for a thréesome without being seen as the next worst thing after hurricane katrina?

I'd appreciate your quick and "witty" response to this matter.

Kind regards.

Violent cool
Dear Violent,

See as you take like am, na so the fiance go take like am. If you don meet them down the local sexxxxx shop, chances are them go wan menage-a-trois too, but whether it will be with you nah another question.

I suggest you confront them both and ask them. There is something called freedoom of speech and you are exercising just that.

Goodluck.
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 10:09pm On May 30, 2010
FL Gators:
Yo mehn, you cant be telling those kinda things to 190. Why? Cuz he will actually do it.
I will be happy to read his "had I known" thread here. Let him. grin Oya no derail my thread again. Post your problems or let others do. grin
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 9:55pm On May 30, 2010
FL Gators:
God forbid awful thing. . . . but seriously, are you ok?
You are like madam Tpia. She is yet to learn not to take me serious.
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 9:53pm On May 30, 2010
FL Gators:
Are you crazy?
Are you the girlfriend in question? grin
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 9:36pm On May 30, 2010
190:
poster
how can i catch a cheatin gurlfriend

2nd question
how can i tame a sturborn girlfriend (dont tell me to f~ck her well)
how
Well, you can always pay someone to follow her around. You fit buy am a BB and demand to know where she is all the time. I think e go better make you put "mugun" and "amudo" for her body. Both na voodoo. The first one will make sure any man we climb on top of her die instantly, but you are immune to this off course. The second one go make sure say any man we get close to her, their manhood no go stand up at all rara. I will recommend you do both.

It alright to flog women in africa, and as such I go advice you to buy koboko and beat am well well. Show am who be master. After all, the bible talk say "Spare the rod and spoil the child".

Go in peace my brethren.
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 9:23pm On May 30, 2010
madlady:
cool cool cool

I have this so-called guy "friend" undecided who likes to castigate and deride me, he only does it in private but, I hate it. angry angry grin grin

Should I forget about him and stick to my kind and considerate friends or put up with his taunts ?

***I'm out of hear for now****
The bible talk am say an eye for an eye. The is what my bible says as the other bits are missing. grin

Also my Quran states that you should be violent towards any basattard who tries to take you for Mugu.

Please stick it back to the person. It is the only way them go understand.
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 8:58pm On May 30, 2010
FL Gators:
Dnt you ever get tired of seeking attention in this sec?

Baba Sango, help yourself first huh grin
Same thing was said about the holy one when he came to rid this world of its sin.

**looks up to the sky**

Oluaye, oba orun, please forgive her because she do not know what she is doing.
RomanceRe: Ask Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 8:53pm On May 30, 2010
edoyad:
Prophet, i tried looking you up at the religious section but didn't meet you there last month, welcome back home. Good prophet, it's my wife Celestina, i just don't know what to do because the problem is getting worse. You told me to leave her last time but you know i just can't do that.
You are welcome my brethren in christ, son of allah.

First of all, God must have foreseen and shown me in advance that she aint no good for you, hence why I recommended that you move on. If you want to be stubborn like an Obuko goat and no heed the words of the follower of the holy one - me. Then you will have issues.

The only reason you cannot leave her is because you are spritually enslaved to her punnaanii. Have you considered fasting and staying off her poonaannii for seven days? Do this and all shall be revealed to you.

Peace be upon you my brother.
RomanceAsk Uncle ElRazur For Solutions And Advice To Your "Romance Problems" by ElRazur(op): 8:43pm On May 30, 2010
Okay, so am back after fasting 40 days and 40 night on Mount Sinai. It is there that the Lord directed me to help fellow nairalanders who may be having relationship problems here.

So the rules are simple. Keep your problems/quesitons short and keep it clear. I will post an answer once I get back.

grin

The almighty Jah revealed many things to me, and am here to share them with you. Just tell me una problems and I will use my experience and knowledge to help. Praise be to allah. grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Search Party For Elrazur by ElRazur: 8:33pm On May 30, 2010
I'm back. And all you phuckers who were posting jealous-type message. Make una watch una mouth. I'm filled with venom and ready to phuckk una up.

Okay, I'm just kidding. grin
HealthRe: Pls Help Me by ElRazur: 8:26pm On May 21, 2010
From the BNF it says

DEXAMETHASONE
Additional information interactions ("Dexamethasone"wink.
Indications


suppression of inflammatory and allergic disorders; diagnosis of Cushing's disease, congenital adrenal hyperplasia; cerebral oedema associated with malignancy; croup (section 3.1); nausea and vomiting with chemotherapy (section 8.1); rheumatic disease (section 10.1.2); eye (section 11.4.1); see also notes above
Cautions


see notes above
Contra-indications


see notes above
Hepatic impairment


see notes above
Renal impairment


see notes above
Pregnancy


see notes above
Breast-feeding


see notes above
Side-effects


see notes above; also perineal irritation may follow intravenous administration of the phosphate ester
Dose


By mouth, usual range 0.5–10 mg daily; child 10–100 micrograms/kg daily; see also Administration (above)

By intramuscular injection or slow intravenous injection or infusion (as "dexamethasone" phosphate), initially 0.5–24 mg; child 200–400 micrograms/kg daily

Cerebral oedema associated with malignancy (as "dexamethasone" phosphate), by intravenous injection, 10 mg initially, then 4 mg by intramuscular injection every 6 hours as required for 2–4 days then gradually reduced and stopped over 5–7 days

Adjunctive treatment of bacterial meningitis, (starting before or with first dose of antibacterial treatment, as "dexamethasone" phosphate) [unlicensed indication], by intravenous injection, 10 mg every 6 hours for 4 days; child 150 micrograms/kg every 6 hours for 4 days
Note


"Dexamethasone" 1 mg ≡ "dexamethasone" phosphate 1.2 mg ≡ "dexamethasone" sodium phosphate 1.3 mg
This are controlled drugs over here. I think you should be careful.


PS
This information is provided for educational purposes only. I am not responsible for any thing you do with it.


A quick check also shows that there are contra indication I.e. Some nasty side effect and if you have certain existing conditions, using this drug may cause severe or fatal damage. E.g Adrenal suppression and possible psychiatric reactions. The information is a lot, but I just thought I should post this for you. smiley
RomanceRe: ElRazur Says Men Wanting Submissive Women Should Get A Grip. by ElRazur(op): 12:10pm On May 21, 2010
brutal:
only fools are wise in their own eyes. . some people here r trying 2 change what d bible teaches.
God have spoken,and so shall it be. .
Blame urselves if u don't end up with a good man. .Bible is d key;read and understand it.
God is not a dictator. .He instructs husbands to love,cherish,sacrifice,humble,praise and generally take care of their wives.
And wives should submit 2 d headship of their husbands. .she has d right 2 rejects her man decision if it violates God's laws.
Oh dear. Am the only one seeing something wrong here? shocked
HealthRe: Pls Help Me by ElRazur: 11:29am On May 21, 2010
It appears to be a "trade name" of a drug and not the active ingredients. But I am sure someone with more knowledge of drugs will be able to help. smiley

Using the BNF [British National Formulary] the closest match is Zasten, and it is a trade name for a drug with the active ingredients of "ketotifen fumarate". It is also listed as "Antihistamine" so it may be some sort of allergy/hypersensitivity drug.

Please this is just my understanding and not in anyway the correct answer.
as drug are a bit more complex than that.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Stabs Wife’s Lover To Death On His Matrimonial Bed by ElRazur: 11:10am On May 21, 2010
texazzpete:
This is voluntary MANSLAUGHTER, not murder. A logical case of provocation can easily be made by his defense lawyer. No DA or public prosecutor will even try and bring a first degree murder charge in this case.

You really should do a lot more reading to broaden yourself.
So you want to apply American law to Nigeria law system?

undecided

I am not sure your point will go down well in Nigerian courts. smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Scientists Create Life From Artifical And Synthetic Materials. by ElRazur(op): 11:05am On May 21, 2010
Ability to replicate human exist already. This have been demonstrated via cloning. However, this is a new frontier. The making of life based party on sequence of known life form.

I am not sure how this signifies the end of the world, but I am glad this is happening in my time. smiley

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