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There's only one God and He is a Trinity.

So when He said, lets make man in our image and likeness, you can be sure he wasn't asking for permission from anybody.

There's a lot you don't really understand. You guys don't realize how complicated everything is.

Are you even sure that that was the exact words that God spoke when he created the world? Did he speak English? Hebrew or Greek? What is the language of God?

Who recorded God asking these questions?

Was the creation story the first creation or the second or the third?

Where was the Garden located? And where is it now?

Think deep bro, you haven't even begun to scratch the surface. What you'll discover will blow your mind.

warribloood:
Too many sense in there man, your just been brainwashed to understand

What baffles me is that you decide to take the words of a faceless person on an anonymous forum as gospel truth.

Do you think that he's the first person to have such idea?

How much research have you done to discover exactly what Christians have been teaching for the past 2000 years?

But you'd rather take the words of someone who probably was born less than 50 years ago?

Ranchhoddas:
Can you give examples of these mortal sins?

Grievous sins, especially those that cause scandal and harm to others souls.

Murder, firnication, adultery, stealing or fraud, sinning grievously against any of the ten commandments etc. I'm sure you get the idea.

Mightyify:
Does the Bible support ponzi schemes like MMM? why do we have so many Christians into it? Of course they have misinterpreted so many Bible verses to support it.


Hypocrites!

Well they may not be the only hypocrites.

Do you have money in the bank? Does it yield interest? Then you're also a hypocrite.

NinjaX:
Even the staunch christians have refused to show face. Lol. I understand.

Not all sins lead unto death for man's immortal soul.

What I wrote up there might seem like a contradiction but it's not. I simply allude to spiritual death when I use death in relation with the human soul.

It is true that no sinner shall see God after death. no matter how tiny or insignificant your sins are, they are still imperfections.

If the sins you are burdened with after death are not mortal sins that kill off the life of Christ in your soul, then after death, your soul will pass through a period of purgation in a state of existence we call Purgatory.

But if the sins on your soul at the end of your life is mortal sin, the type that kills your soul, then when you close your eyes in death, your soul will be eternally cut off from God for whom it was made and plunged into everlasting torment and grief.

A terrible sense of pain and loss, which is made even more terrible by the realization that the torture will never end.

Millerz:
I hate it when people say what they don't know. These things are real. I'm in the same situation and have confided in some nairalanders here. Never say what you don't know because it hasn't happened to you.

If it's true you have demonic possession or attachment/obsession, I'll advice you to go see an exorcist ASAP.

Well you are about to pay the third time.

And I'm sure that might not be the last.

These ones are not Christians. They are just gullible fools who are ready to believe anything that looks ludicrous.

Most of the people who went to "church" today actually went to entertain themselves.

Keep fooling yourselves.

Tell me how these miracle chasing Christians won't fall for the antics of the Antichrist when he comes?

Just focus on getting admission into the university and focus on getting out with a good grade so that you can help your mom carry the burden of your siblings.

As for your younger ones they'll come to respect you when they realize they are dependent on you for their own schooling.

Be strong for your mom and your siblings. You are the dad of the house now.

All the best.

unlimitedgrace4:
really appreciate dis...God bless u abundantly

You really need to seek the help of a professional sex therapist. Whatever inhibitions the two of you have a bout sex can be resolved of you enlist the help of a therapist.

If I'm not mistaken, there's one that runs a great column on Saturday Punch newspaper, Funmi Akingbade.

From reviews from readers she's the rave of the moment when it comes to helping couples with their sexual problems.

I want to assure you that this is probably a problem the two of you can't solve on your own, neither can advices here take the place of a professional help.

All the best.

[quote author=zendy post=51597985]

You guys have been at helm of affairs of the failed Nigerian state for 50 years.

You probably need to go back re-read my earlier response. If you need a translator, by all means get one.

If there is anyone to be blamed, it is you guys. It was your job to police the the Governors and all public office holder and you guys failed spectacularly at it.

Do you understand the basic concept of democracy at all? Are you aware that it isn't the job of the presidency to control the state governors? Or am I just wasting my time arguing with a pre-teen?

To crown it all, you guys championed the return of a tried and tested faliure of a cow herder like Buhari.

Of course we know that Buhari defeating your god Jonathan is still paining you to the bone marrow. You will continue to be pained and to lament and to wail.

One day, all of you will truly enjoy Ooduwa-Arewanistan Republic together.

And guess who will still be packing themselves into luxurious buses and rushing to that republic to enjoy it with us? Lol. Of course you.

Guess those that will be doing visa scam and arrangee marriages just so they can get into "Ooduwa-Arewanistan Republic"? You.

So suck it up dear, and stop hating.

timsTNA:
Same afonja that will front online met me in real life and told me that the way Hausa will oppress them if Ndigbo leaves will be inhumane

When did you have that dream bro? Maybe you should stop sleeping on your back, then you'll stop having nightmares.

MrSly:
Afonjaism is a disease that is spread only through brown roofs.

And guess what? Your parents, siblings and extended family members live happily under our brown roof and eat our amala and ewedu with relish.

Then they send huge luxurious buses to go back to the village and bring more of you so they can come and enjoy the paradise that is the brown roof republic.

Now tell me, who goes to the red mud republic?

zendy:
Who spoilt the country? You Yorubas and your Northern cohorts have been in power for 50 of Nigerias 56 years! So who spoilt the country?

Abi. Its Yorubas and Hausas that have been your governors in the east and south for the past 56 years right?

In fact they are the only ones occupying your state houses of assembly and the National House of assembly.

They have always occupied all ministerial positions for the last 56 years.

In fact they have been the only ones in government and politics.

Others from the east have just traded their secondhand goods at Alaba, Tejuoso and Yaba right?

I understand that thinking might be a herculean task for most of you, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try, at least.

azerbaijanbase:
you guys from the zoo reason alike. I throwaway cap for una

Move along now. You can check in the kiddies section for company.

MrSly:
No matter how woefully GEJ failed, it is a remarkable height when compared to the achievement of your hero, PMB. The current economic woes were not, the current extortion by the govt through under tax frivolous hike in the rates of public utilities were not there. Many more universities were built. Naira was at 199/$. Nigeria was largest economy in Africa. rice was 8000/ bag. Niger delta was peaceful. There was no interbank withdrawal charges. To count but a few.
Compare GEj with buhari. The only expression is always remarkable height.

Why bother, really?

Enjoy the fruit of Jonathan's astounding and "remarkable height". Lol.

azerbaijanbase:
zoo man. was that the condition the European Union gave to Britain before they conducted the last referendum?

You'll have to upgrade your intellect and your manners before I engage you in a discussion.

So true.

I'm glad for her though. Blessing in disguise if you ask me. Guy was just looking to marry the President's daughter and not Zahra.

Wrong.

How to make people like you?

Lie to them and flatter them. Be content to play second fiddle to them and allow them to walk all over you.

I wonder why you want people to like you. It's not your job to make people like you.

It's your job to make you like yourself.

MrSly:
I had no comment till I stumble over "we spoilt this country and now you want to run away"

If you want to know those who spoilt this country go ask your northern and western counterparts. It took them 56yrs to ruin this country they presided over. Lo, when GEJ came and achieved remarkable height, your people plotted and removed him. It took a Fulani man a year to spoil that which was built in six yrs by GEJ

Your definition of "remarkable height" differs significantly from mine Ogbeni.

There isn't much to argue with you about since your own yardstick for competence is Goodluck Ebele Jonothing. I see clearly where you're coming from.

I wonder what Jonathan built in 6years? Oh lemme guess, the second Niger bridge he promised you folks, or maybe the stable electricity he promised to fix within the first year of getting to office?

I'm sure when you look at the checkered history of Nigeria, all you see are Hausa/Fulani and Yoruba politicians. Your eyes or maybe your brain goes blank whenever it spots an Igbo politician.

I'm sure you've forgotten who the first president of this country was as well as who the first military coup plotters were and where they hailed from. Maybe you've forgotten that Alex Ekwueme was Vice President some time ago and just look at the number of Senate Presidents and Vice Presidents we have had from the east, not to mention Governor of CBN, Minister of Finance, Minister of Aviation etc.

Keep on fooling yourself dear. It's your right.

Nonsense talk. Who cares?!

Xflint:
Nobody is coming for his head. He just has to speak for himself and himself alone. His name is not Imo State. And nobody has made him a spokesman

Maybe you wanna bet?

Well since she wasn't the daughter of a governor, minister, senator, the president or dangote or some other super-rich muti-billionaire, we probably shouldn't expect any further enquiries or investigation from government.

RIP woman.

OP they are coming for your head. Sit tight.

Silly rantings from mediocre minds.

What were you expecting the President to say? That he is willing to break his oath of office by supporting secession, or that he is willing to risk impeachment for breaking the law and acting unconstitutionally by granting a referendum?

I'd say give them their country, but newsflash, we all spoilt this country and now you want to run away? No way! we will repair this country together then you can leave if you like.

rose54321:
lol, really nice. This must have taken your time o.

Well done.

Hmmmm... Is somebody crushing on somebody?

Aderola15:
Definitely No4, there's always a reward when I make him proud

Lol. Nice joice.

Samiceman:
Enough with the pre-wedding pictures.... It's no longer 'fun'

I'll remind you when you post your own.

Aderola15:
No.4

No 4 and No 2 which would you prefer?

curvysola:
Love is sweet.

Sometimes, all it takes is a few sweet words from bae to make your day. Here are 10 things absolutely every girl loves to hear from bae.

1. “I got you food.”

Food is awesome, and getting surprised by bae with lunch or dinner is one of the best things ever, especially if you’re a foodie!

https://static.omgvoice.com/images/2016/09/26104907/b9f94c77652c9a76fc8a442748cd54bd.gif

So are you a foodie so I can get you some scrimps dipped in hot sauce.

lazeal:
leave the guy lol. Very annoying thing.

Lol.

OhMyG0d:
Pharisee, na im you be.

What you called the "Norm" of nowaday(kneel proposal) was started by someone and i know it was DUMB and eccentric then until you all sees that as the Trend.

How hypocritical can one be?
It's not Silly nor Dumb But Innovative and Esctatic

Yessah. When you're done proposing to that your girlfriend over the phone, how about you open a thread here and tell us how it went. Please remember to mention my moniker. I love a good laugh anytime any day.