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Politics › Re: There's Nothing Fantastic About Senate President, Igbos Have Had It 5 Times by ElsonMorali: 2:10pm On Mar 14, 2019

Tomorrow you will come here and cry marginalization, kwa? Someone was arguing on this forum recently that Igbos were not part of those who brought this country called Nigeria to her knees...

Thank you for refuting that claim.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Should Do Something About The Herdsmen Killings Or Resign. by ElsonMorali: 2:00pm On Mar 14, 2019

That is one of my major grouse with that old man.

How can he let a group of armed bandits take laws into their own hands?

When is the Federal government going to rescue Leah Sharibu?

Buhari is a joke.

Politics › Re: Karma Made Middle Belt And Northern Christians Busy ,"if Not Igbos Go Here Am by ElsonMorali: 1:52pm On Mar 14, 2019

Westaslave2:
CC Lalasticlaca , Lzaa ,
Cc husbandsnatcha
Cc Tossie nwanyiawkaetiti
Cc Gandolar ,amatarasha ,immhotep
Nwanyionitsha , princfred , okenwaa ,

Mods dnt remove my topic

Why are you begging the mods not to remove your topic?

Could it be because of the terrible Engrish you've spouted here?

Or the blatant tribalism you've displayed here?

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Health › Re: Argentine Doctor Arrested For Masturbating While Checking Patient's Private Part by ElsonMorali: 1:36pm On Mar 14, 2019

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Summarry
1) the lady who also underwent a kidney exam( Nigeria lacks lacks any good kidney diagnosis lab.

This is wrong. What is a kidney lab diagnosis? There are lots of hospitals in Nigeria that carry out diagnosis of kidney diseases all the time.

2) private part after 911 was called ( Nigeria has no short call code for emergency)

If you are in Nigeria currently, pick up your phone and dial 911. Surprise, surprise...it works. Yes it does.

3) turned in her clothes for further investigation.( Nigerian has no forensic exoerts,or data base to go with)

Wrong again. Nigeria has forensic experts. Nigeria may lack a good database, but this particular crime doesn't need a database. The DNA from the sperm on the clothing will be matched to the DNA of the doctor in question. A database is only needed when the crime was committed by unknown persons.

4) .A review of the clinic’s video surveillance system ( Nigeria has no single public surveillance syatem?)

Nigeria's security systems hasn't matured enough to incorporate the CCTV in most sectors unfortunately. But to say Nigeria has no CCTV is an exaggeration. The Oyo state government recently commissioned some CCTV cameras earlier this year. It can be better,of course.

YOU AND I ARE LIVING IN A SHITHOLE COUNTRY.
A ZOO IS BETTER, at least the Lion stands guard there.

Nigeria is far from being an ideal country to be proud of, but there's no need to lie just to paint the country black. It is black already.

Health › Re: Argentine Doctor Arrested For Masturbating While Checking Patient's Private Part by ElsonMorali: 1:22pm On Mar 14, 2019

Tupacc:
Argentina uses 911? Thought it’s for only the USA.

You can dial 911 in Nigeria for emergency. It is a universal number for emergency.

Properties › Re: Boy who died In building Collapse Told His Mum He Didn’t Want To Go To School by ElsonMorali: 1:15pm On Mar 14, 2019

hollistarMOB:
Innocent soul, sometimes i do think why will a creator destroy his creations

First, The Creator doesn't "destroy" His creation. Our flesh is just like a piece of clothing which we shed when we leave. Our real selves cannot die.

Second, all that has happened can only make sense when we realize that we are all here to pay back our Karma from previous lives.

Third, most people will end up creating more Karmic situations and ripples that they will need to pay off when they die.

Resulting in either a better or worse reincarnation.

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Embarrassed In Canada Church Service. Photos by ElsonMorali: 1:03pm On Mar 14, 2019

The only people worthy of pity are the mumus who pack themselves to hear this fraud called Suleiman to tell them c.ock and bull stories in the name of church service.

Such an arrogant and twisted mind, that Suleiman. His failings will catch up with him sooner or later. He should ask Bill Cosby and the Catholic clergy.

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Education › Re: Tragedy Averted As A Spinning Ceiling Fan Falls In Unilag Hostel by ElsonMorali: 12:58pm On Mar 14, 2019

Fantazy:
I'm getting one (ceiling fan) soon
I pray It won't fall on me IJN

A standing fan is better. Even if the ceiling fan doesn't fall, staying under a ceiling fan is dangerous health-wise.

OX standing fan is quite good, I think.

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Education › Re: Tragedy Averted As A Spinning Ceiling Fan Falls In Unilag Hostel by ElsonMorali: 12:52pm On Mar 14, 2019

Gkemz:
Same incident happened in my church last year when our most loved Reverend was moderating a midweek service, suddenly a rotating ceiling fan pulled off from what was holding it and landed at his front, very close to him. Devil is a liar and thank God he was defeated. He was testifying how God helped him to finish his PhD program but the devil was not happy. I thank God for sparing our priest.

Lawd have mercy! I can assure you that the devil had nothing to do with that. If your church had a good maintenance plan, that wouldn't have happened.

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye At Pius Adesanmi Candle Night by ElsonMorali: 12:05pm On Mar 14, 2019

adaweezy:
Despite the fact that Professor Adesanmi never spared Dino with lashings apperently they were cool buddies.

How were they cool buddies? Because the braggart shows up at his candlelight?

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye At Pius Adesanmi Candle Night by ElsonMorali: 12:03pm On Mar 14, 2019

I am sure the late Prof would not have wished this rogue to be present or to speak at his wake keep.

These were the type of people he wrote against.

Prof, rest in peace. All of us will be addressed with the title "late" one day.

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Culture › Re: Meet Taiwo Oyebola Agbona, Regent Of Aaye Town In Ondo State by ElsonMorali: 11:59am On Mar 14, 2019

lx3as:
If a male regent was used, he might refuse to vacate the throne. He is also a prince and most communities in the West do rotate their kings among the royal families.

Having stayed 2 years on the throne, she will soon start praying for kingmakers to produce new king. She must fulfill those conditions and it is not easy to be a regent as a single lady for a long time.

Even for a married woman. Leaving her husband and family and becoming a regent is tough. There's so much to love and respect about Yoruba culture and traditions.

Politics › Re: How Igbo Leaders Caused Nigeria's Current National Political Problems by ElsonMorali: 1:40pm On Mar 07, 2019

cute9ja:
A very insightful and interesting read, what do you guys think? Please let's comment objectively without ethnic sentiments

Thank you for reminding us. You didn't mention when Azikiwe formed a majority government with the North instead of with his Southern counterpart, Awolowo, thereby giving the Prime Minister position to Tafawa Balewa while he had to content himself with the honourary position of President.

That would also have been an equally interesting read too.

A lot of Nigerian history swept under the carpet.

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Politics › Re: INEC Spends N226m To Administer Oath On Corpers, Others by ElsonMorali: 1:08pm On Mar 07, 2019

And this will be repeated at least every 4 years, if prices haven't gone up.

Our democracy is too expensive. Nigeria cannot prosper in a democracy.

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Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Youths Storm Hotel To Arrest Imported Thugs Ahead Of Elections. Photos by ElsonMorali: 12:46pm On Mar 07, 2019

And they will say the North is Nigeria's problem. I can't see the name of any northerner on that book.

Romance › Re: South African Lady Kneels Down To Propose To Her Boyfriend In Public, He Said... by ElsonMorali: 12:37pm On Mar 07, 2019

Mariangeles:
You're the MAN!

I am... literally

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Crime › Re: Obituary Of Lady Stabbed To Death During Morning Exercise In Anambra (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 11:12am On Mar 07, 2019

otiwisdom:
What tragedy
SLAY QUEEN SLAYED TO DEATH

Such an irony that you have the word "wisdom" on your moniker.

Romance › Re: South African Lady Kneels Down To Propose To Her Boyfriend In Public, He Said... by ElsonMorali: 10:49am On Mar 07, 2019

If my girlfriend shames me like this, I will turn her down and breakup with her.

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Politics › Re: Court Affirms Kashamu As Ogun PDP Gov Candidate by ElsonMorali: 10:47am On Mar 07, 2019

SEGLIZ:
funny enough the former governor of the state under pdp was also a drug lord.

So sad.

Politics › Re: Court Affirms Kashamu As Ogun PDP Gov Candidate by ElsonMorali: 7:50am On Mar 07, 2019

Lol. Drug baron as governor of a state in Nigeria. We are just fooling ourselves with this pretend democracy. Most of Nigerian leaders aren't supposed to be among the living.

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Sports › Re: UCL: Gianluigi Buffon Mocked After Manchester United Goal Error (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 7:37am On Mar 07, 2019

I'm actually very surprised nobody called him Buffoon.

Health › Re: Four Side Effects Of Sleeping With Lights On by ElsonMorali: 6:21am On Mar 07, 2019

eedriyz:
What is the risk of sleeping in the afternoon?

No risk. It is healthy to take a LIGHT NAP in the afternoon/evening to help your body regenerate and relieve stress.

Health › Re: Four Side Effects Of Sleeping With Lights On by ElsonMorali: 6:19am On Mar 07, 2019

Can't sleep a wink with the lights on.

Travel › Re: 10 Most Mysterious Places On Earth by ElsonMorali: 9:52pm On Mar 06, 2019

Yewandequeen:
japa

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Celebrities › Re: Adediwura Becky Adesegha: I'm Broke, Everything Nah Packaging by ElsonMorali: 9:48pm On Mar 06, 2019

LuciferPastor:
All Nigerian so-called female celebrities and actresses are always obese.
Just negodu this bag of rotten Afonja yam peel powder.

Place her in a potopotor pond and watch how she will automatically become a frog.

*spits

Travel › Re: 10 Most Mysterious Places On Earth by ElsonMorali: 9:41pm On Mar 06, 2019

Yewandequeen:
Make I go check which one I would love to visit.

Modified : I prefer the spotted lake than any other on this list, it's offers no harm.

We can go and swim in it together.

Food › Re: Man Kills A Huge Fish. Check Out The Height (Photo) by ElsonMorali: 4:44pm On Mar 06, 2019

Wow. This is big!

Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Reacts After JP Blush Claimed He Has Body Odour by ElsonMorali: 4:40pm On Mar 06, 2019

Both of them belong in the trash can.

Celebrities › Re: "I Once Breastfed My Nephew" - Iyabo Ojo Celebrates His Matriculation by ElsonMorali: 4:37pm On Mar 06, 2019

...and of course, it has to be on social media. undecided

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Politics › Re: Atiku Unaware Of Gofundme Accounts by ElsonMorali: 2:25pm On Mar 06, 2019

HappyPagan:
You are very brilliant. I was thinking it might be Italians.

Really?

and here I was thinking it was either the Romans or Mayans.

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