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RomanceRe: I Pushed Her Away With My Attitude Now I Want Her Back by ElsonMorali: 11:41am On Mar 21, 2019
Mariangeles:
There you have it !
My apologies for sounding too brash. embarassed

You did make heavy assumptions about a faceless online personality though.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Go To The Toilet And Urinate Immediately After Sex by ElsonMorali: 11:39am On Mar 21, 2019
castro316:
it cannot joor. What about men with low sperm count? The sperms need be so many to ensure flow into the fallopian tubes. Their multitude swimming together is what ensures that one finally meets the egg
I'm sure you didn't hear of the story of a high school junior who impregnated a number of girls from his class all because he ejaculated into the swimming pool where they were all swimming in?

Why do you think withdrawal method of contraception almost always fails?
TravelRe: Photos Of New Boeing 777-300 Aircraft 'Anuli Peggy Onyema' Acquired By Air Peace by ElsonMorali: 8:29am On Mar 21, 2019
Reference:
How can it be new. The last in that series was made in 2006. So there is none less than 13 years old. The good news is that in car terms that is like a five year old car, still optimal with a good first owner. The bad news is that we donot know when this one was built and who are/were the previous owners.

If was owned by Lufthansa or AA then its cool. If it was owned by Air Jagaja of the Kingdom of Anyhow.... hmmm...
I don't personally do used cars but I was to prescribe then if it not Abuja used or maintained by Shell Petroleum then forget it.
If a used car develops a fault mid-travel you can always park it by the side of the road and hitch a ride...if a plane develops fault mid-flight...hmmmm

Those who love junketing around the world every time are just like someone who stakes everything he's got on a lottery ticket everyday and wins everyday...until he loses once.
RomanceRe: I Pushed Her Away With My Attitude Now I Want Her Back by ElsonMorali: 8:24am On Mar 21, 2019
Mariangeles:
Of course!

A typical nairaland male with double standards.

Answer this question truthfully : If it were a female who left her relationship, dated some other guy, and then comes back to say she wants her man back because she found out she took him for granted, would you have given the same advice ??
How much of me do you know exactly to know what and what I'll do or say?

Lady, it's too early to argue with a NL "feminist" who thinks all men are scum.
TravelRe: Photos Of New Boeing 777-300 Aircraft 'Anuli Peggy Onyema' Acquired By Air Peace by ElsonMorali: 7:14am On Mar 21, 2019
flybiz08:
Why the scratches?

Abi na Tokunbo plane?
You've got good eyes. I don't think it's a new plane.
RomanceRe: I Pushed Her Away With My Attitude Now I Want Her Back by ElsonMorali: 7:06am On Mar 21, 2019
Mariangeles:
[s]She's not missing any bullsh!t !
Men think they can have their cake and eat it...or is it eat their cake and have it sef ?? undecided

He should leave omolomo alone ![/s]
"Making positive impact in people's lives is my passion"

That's what your signature or personal text says.

I wonder just exactly how you do that when you walk around like lil miss perfect who doesn't need forgiveness from anyone because she always holds a grudge and doesn't forgive a transgression.

"She's not missing any bullshit" - I wonder if you are the girl for you to know this.
RomanceRe: I Pushed Her Away With My Attitude Now I Want Her Back by ElsonMorali: 6:54am On Mar 21, 2019
PrimadonnaO:
This would get me back, too. Perfecto! kiss OP, here's your advice served on a platter of gold!
kiss
RomanceRe: I Pushed Her Away With My Attitude Now I Want Her Back by ElsonMorali: 10:33pm On Mar 20, 2019
BalleyB:
I was hoping to text her tomorrow about a spot we visited sometimes 2018 which I revisited earlier today. Then if she replies, I'll ask her if it is alright to call.

From there I might convince her to unblock me on whatsapp then proceed with the rapport for a week maybe before asking for a date.

I don't want her giving me the red signals yet. Good idea?
Well, you know her better than I do. Most often our instincts are always right. So go with your gut feeling. Turn up the TLC or whatever makes her smile. Leave her in no doubt that you miss her and want her back. Now's not the time to be coy. If she expresses doubts, let her know that you know that you've been a jerk and that you are ready to up your game with her.
You know her temperament, and you know what will work with her. Go get your woman.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Go To The Toilet And Urinate Immediately After Sex by ElsonMorali: 10:27pm On Mar 20, 2019
ikemesit4477:
but precum is so watery, how can that watery thing make a woman pregnant, please pardon my ignorant!
Lol. It may look watery to you but it contains millions of spermatozoa, the tiny organisms that fertilizes the egg of the woman. Just one drop contains thousands. If the woman is fertile and the man is healthy, then yes fertilization will occur, to put it simply.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Disguised As An Online Lover To Catch Me Help!! by ElsonMorali: 7:47pm On Mar 20, 2019
Start your own church.
RomanceRe: I Pushed Her Away With My Attitude Now I Want Her Back by ElsonMorali: 7:36pm On Mar 20, 2019
BalleyB:
I can't just call her and except everything to be cool after 8 weeks of no contact. I felt texting was a basic way of getting her attention.
Well, you've gotten the attention. Whether you get to keep that attention depends on what you do next, how you do it, and when you do it.

If you let too much time pass between your first communication and the next, it sends a signal of unseriousness to her.

Call her and ask her (most humbly) that she grant you an audience as you feel bad about the way things ended between you.

Then take her out on a date to her favorite spot or a place that holds good and special memories for both of you. And go, prepared to spend some dough. Drop your ego at home and put up your best attitude, the one she fell in love with.

She probably is also missing you, so give it your best shot. Good luck.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Go To The Toilet And Urinate Immediately After Sex by ElsonMorali: 7:28pm On Mar 20, 2019
Women urinating after sex doesn't prevent pregnancy. If they do that to prevent pregnancy then that's a misconception on their part. Even pre-cum can make a woman get pregnant.

On the other hand, men are advised to urinate after sex. I'm sure we all know why.
RomanceRe: She Still Brought Herself Again Today - Photos by ElsonMorali: 7:23pm On Mar 20, 2019
Are we to come and help you drive her away from your house? undecided
RomanceRe: I Pushed Her Away With My Attitude Now I Want Her Back by ElsonMorali: 7:20pm On Mar 20, 2019
BalleyB:
Lalasticlala, I will really be glad if you'd help me out. I don't want to make a mistake or not take this chance and later regret in future.
You have just one opportunity to get this right and it can't be done over the phone.
RomanceRe: Is He Cheating On Me by ElsonMorali: 7:16pm On Mar 20, 2019
Tonyprisca:
you must not comment please
Well, I have commented. You said you read on your husband's phone "Baby I hope you enjoyed me today and I must confess that you're very strong on bed" you are now asking us JAMB questions whether he's cheating on you or not.

No, he is not cheating on you, he's just conducting an experiment on the other lady's female parts.
RomanceRe: The Right Way To Date. by ElsonMorali: 7:09pm On Mar 20, 2019
This is how we old school folks do it.

Today, a guy takes a girl out on a date and expects to be compensated with sex because he footed the bill. Why not just go and pay for the services of an ashawo and save yourself time and emotional stress.
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Many Mails Do You Receive In A Day Via Nairaland? by ElsonMorali: 7:05pm On Mar 20, 2019
Op, why don't you share your own first.
RomanceRe: Is He Cheating On Me by ElsonMorali: 7:02pm On Mar 20, 2019
Lol.

I'm sure the op just made this up.
RomanceRe: How Can I Chase Away This Naughty Girl Frequenting My Home by ElsonMorali: 6:59pm On Mar 20, 2019
Lol @ she is a girl of easy virtue.

You that fvcked her for a week straight, back to back you are a boy of difficult virtue abi?

You better marry her now now angry you fit yourselves.
RomanceRe: Lagos To Ibadan Thrends On Twitter As Lady Fakes Her Kidnapping To Go Have Sex by ElsonMorali: 6:53pm On Mar 20, 2019
cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: She Cheated With Her 'Cousin'. I'm Finding It Hard To Forgive Her by ElsonMorali: 6:07pm On Mar 20, 2019
starring:
She's 22 yrs.. I'm faithful, I don't have time hoeing around. If I do the same, I don't have any right to be hurt
Obviously, bringing the matter here shows you really love the girl and you are seriously considering forgiving her and letting her back into your life.

If you do let her back, prepare to go for regular medical checkups for STDs, make sure you don't have any risk of high BP, be willing to swallow her lies like fufu.

And if you do decide to marry her, every time God blesses your family with child make sure you do a DNA test on the child and be prepared to share your wife's warm thighs with her numerous "cousins" and "uncles".
Science/TechnologyRe: Adebayo Alonge Wins DeepTech Global Challenge, Cries by ElsonMorali: 5:35pm On Mar 20, 2019
Timmypromise:
Well done brother. .....I don't know why it is always easy for Nigerians or other Africans to make it big in developed world
Well, like someone said, when you leave Nigeria, your destiny becomes activated.
CareerRe: Owerri Lawyer Wore Blue Suit To Court (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 5:31pm On Mar 20, 2019
What's with the choir robe and wig anyway?

Can't the profession just do away with this Shakespearean mode of dressing?
TravelRe: 21 Things To Know About The Proposed Lagos 4th Mainland Bridge by ElsonMorali: 5:24pm On Mar 20, 2019
Not sure if another "bridge" is what Lagos needs right now. No metro or subway train station. angry Just some locomotive 1914 trains that crush human beings every now and then.

Lagos state should facilitate a loan for the construction of a wide covering intra city metro station or something. The traffic is insane. The state should also look at modernizing and popularizing waterway transportation through the various water inlets in the various communities where water body is available.

People should be encouraged to use other forms of transportation system and not just road.
PoliticsRe: "I Rather Quit Politics Than Decamp To APC" - Reno Omokri by ElsonMorali: 5:11pm On Mar 20, 2019
"I grew my business to the point where I can be God sufficient..." Lol. What business? Hanging around corridors of power? I thought this man was a pastor?
CelebritiesRe: I Can’t Wait To Be A Mommy – Toke Makinwa by ElsonMorali: 5:07pm On Mar 20, 2019
Some people think having a child is like going to the mall to pick out your favorite doll or teddy bear. Most don't realize that having a child is a life commitment and a full time job. The only time you take a break from the job is when the grim reaper comes for either one of you.
NYSCRe: 4 Female Corpers Escape From Yahoo Ritualist Posing As Taxify Driver by ElsonMorali: 3:59pm On Mar 20, 2019
falcon01:
that was hundreds of years ago when they believe that crap.
Lol.

They still do.

Satanists also perform human sacrifices.

Some major American politicians (whose names I won't mention here) are deeply into paedophilia, and Satanism. Some of them lobbied alongside other interest groups for the legalization of late term abortion which, in case you aren't aware is also human sacrifice to Satan.

Ritual killings also occur in America. But they do it MOSTLY for power and not money.
CrimeRe: See The Little Boy That Was Shot But Still Saved His Sister's Life During Attack by ElsonMorali: 3:48pm On Mar 20, 2019
Now that guy is the real MVP.

May all Fulani herdsmen terrorists die a very painful death.
CelebritiesRe: Bill Clinton Wants To Meet Tanitoluwa Adewumi, Chess Champion by ElsonMorali: 3:37pm On Mar 20, 2019
Westsida:
[s][/s]


[s]Refugees enrich our nation and talent is universal, even if opportunity is not.” This story made me smile. Tanitoluwa, you exemplify a winning spirit – in chess and in life. And kudos to your hardworking parents. You all should stop by my office in Harlem; I'd love to meet you.

This is the news bro. Drop story for now.[/s]
Next time your fingers are itching you, dip them in acid. You don't HAVE to quote me. I'm entitled to my opinion. When I need yours, I'll mail you.
CelebritiesRe: Tosin Silverdam Apologises To Adesua Etomi, Maintains His Opinion On Vogue Cover by ElsonMorali: 3:25pm On Mar 20, 2019
ariketalks:
No offense sis but this sounds like inferiority complex. Art, like music, is not "beautiful" to specific races only. Why do Nigerians require validation from foreigners before being impressed with their own work? Why must foreign things be better than local ones?
We really need to emancipate ourselves from mental slavery asap. That picture is distasteful and subtly racist, but if comments like yours keep popping up, we'll never see the end of scenarios like this one.
Unfortunately we can't emancipate ourselves from that kind of mentality. It is the same mentality that makes coffee black and chocolate skin toned men and Women of the African race apply bleaching creams on their skin.

It is the same inferiority complex that makes the average African gawk shamelessly at a white folk in their neighborhood.

It is the same mentality that makes us think fair complexioned Africans are "finer" than darker hued Africans.

Ever wondered why most beauty queens in Nigeria are fair skinned? There you have your answer.

I guess you can't erase the PTSD that is as a result of decades if not centuries of transatlantic slave trade and cotton picking. SAD!
CelebritiesRe: Bill Clinton Wants To Meet Tanitoluwa Adewumi, Chess Champion by ElsonMorali: 3:10pm On Mar 20, 2019
netflicks:
But the topic is about bill meeting the young fellow... undecided
If you read it slowly you'll make the connection between the words "refugees" and "brain drain". undecided
CelebritiesRe: Bill Clinton Wants To Meet Tanitoluwa Adewumi, Chess Champion by ElsonMorali: 2:59pm On Mar 20, 2019
Nigeria, suffering from massive brain drain. Yet the leaders are unconcerned. Ordinary electricity that other third world countries are taking for granted cannot be fixed by the cretins in leadership positions in Nigeria.

Well, maybe Nigerians deserve what they get.

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