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Mariangeles:My apologies for sounding too brash. ![]() You did make heavy assumptions about a faceless online personality though. |
castro316:I'm sure you didn't hear of the story of a high school junior who impregnated a number of girls from his class all because he ejaculated into the swimming pool where they were all swimming in? Why do you think withdrawal method of contraception almost always fails? |
Reference:If a used car develops a fault mid-travel you can always park it by the side of the road and hitch a ride...if a plane develops fault mid-flight...hmmmm Those who love junketing around the world every time are just like someone who stakes everything he's got on a lottery ticket everyday and wins everyday...until he loses once. |
Mariangeles:How much of me do you know exactly to know what and what I'll do or say? Lady, it's too early to argue with a NL "feminist" who thinks all men are scum. |
flybiz08:You've got good eyes. I don't think it's a new plane. |
Mariangeles:"Making positive impact in people's lives is my passion" That's what your signature or personal text says. I wonder just exactly how you do that when you walk around like lil miss perfect who doesn't need forgiveness from anyone because she always holds a grudge and doesn't forgive a transgression. "She's not missing any bullshit" - I wonder if you are the girl for you to know this. |
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BalleyB:Well, you know her better than I do. Most often our instincts are always right. So go with your gut feeling. Turn up the TLC or whatever makes her smile. Leave her in no doubt that you miss her and want her back. Now's not the time to be coy. If she expresses doubts, let her know that you know that you've been a jerk and that you are ready to up your game with her. You know her temperament, and you know what will work with her. Go get your woman. |
ikemesit4477:Lol. It may look watery to you but it contains millions of spermatozoa, the tiny organisms that fertilizes the egg of the woman. Just one drop contains thousands. If the woman is fertile and the man is healthy, then yes fertilization will occur, to put it simply. |
Start your own church. |
BalleyB:Well, you've gotten the attention. Whether you get to keep that attention depends on what you do next, how you do it, and when you do it. If you let too much time pass between your first communication and the next, it sends a signal of unseriousness to her. Call her and ask her (most humbly) that she grant you an audience as you feel bad about the way things ended between you. Then take her out on a date to her favorite spot or a place that holds good and special memories for both of you. And go, prepared to spend some dough. Drop your ego at home and put up your best attitude, the one she fell in love with. She probably is also missing you, so give it your best shot. Good luck. |
Women urinating after sex doesn't prevent pregnancy. If they do that to prevent pregnancy then that's a misconception on their part. Even pre-cum can make a woman get pregnant. On the other hand, men are advised to urinate after sex. I'm sure we all know why. |
Are we to come and help you drive her away from your house? ![]() |
BalleyB:You have just one opportunity to get this right and it can't be done over the phone. |
Tonyprisca:Well, I have commented. You said you read on your husband's phone "Baby I hope you enjoyed me today and I must confess that you're very strong on bed" you are now asking us JAMB questions whether he's cheating on you or not. No, he is not cheating on you, he's just conducting an experiment on the other lady's female parts. |
This is how we old school folks do it. Today, a guy takes a girl out on a date and expects to be compensated with sex because he footed the bill. Why not just go and pay for the services of an ashawo and save yourself time and emotional stress. |
Op, why don't you share your own first. |
Lol. I'm sure the op just made this up. |
Lol @ she is a girl of easy virtue. You that fvcked her for a week straight, back to back you are a boy of difficult virtue abi? You better marry her now now you fit yourselves. |
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starring:Obviously, bringing the matter here shows you really love the girl and you are seriously considering forgiving her and letting her back into your life. If you do let her back, prepare to go for regular medical checkups for STDs, make sure you don't have any risk of high BP, be willing to swallow her lies like fufu. And if you do decide to marry her, every time God blesses your family with child make sure you do a DNA test on the child and be prepared to share your wife's warm thighs with her numerous "cousins" and "uncles". |
Timmypromise:Well, like someone said, when you leave Nigeria, your destiny becomes activated. |
What's with the choir robe and wig anyway? Can't the profession just do away with this Shakespearean mode of dressing? |
Not sure if another "bridge" is what Lagos needs right now. No metro or subway train station. Just some locomotive 1914 trains that crush human beings every now and then.Lagos state should facilitate a loan for the construction of a wide covering intra city metro station or something. The traffic is insane. The state should also look at modernizing and popularizing waterway transportation through the various water inlets in the various communities where water body is available. People should be encouraged to use other forms of transportation system and not just road. |
"I grew my business to the point where I can be God sufficient..." Lol. What business? Hanging around corridors of power? I thought this man was a pastor? |
Some people think having a child is like going to the mall to pick out your favorite doll or teddy bear. Most don't realize that having a child is a life commitment and a full time job. The only time you take a break from the job is when the grim reaper comes for either one of you. |
falcon01:Lol. They still do. Satanists also perform human sacrifices. Some major American politicians (whose names I won't mention here) are deeply into paedophilia, and Satanism. Some of them lobbied alongside other interest groups for the legalization of late term abortion which, in case you aren't aware is also human sacrifice to Satan. Ritual killings also occur in America. But they do it MOSTLY for power and not money. |
Now that guy is the real MVP. May all Fulani herdsmen terrorists die a very painful death. |
Westsida:Next time your fingers are itching you, dip them in acid. You don't HAVE to quote me. I'm entitled to my opinion. When I need yours, I'll mail you. |
ariketalks:Unfortunately we can't emancipate ourselves from that kind of mentality. It is the same mentality that makes coffee black and chocolate skin toned men and Women of the African race apply bleaching creams on their skin. It is the same inferiority complex that makes the average African gawk shamelessly at a white folk in their neighborhood. It is the same mentality that makes us think fair complexioned Africans are "finer" than darker hued Africans. Ever wondered why most beauty queens in Nigeria are fair skinned? There you have your answer. I guess you can't erase the PTSD that is as a result of decades if not centuries of transatlantic slave trade and cotton picking. SAD! |
netflicks:If you read it slowly you'll make the connection between the words "refugees" and "brain drain". ![]() |
Nigeria, suffering from massive brain drain. Yet the leaders are unconcerned. Ordinary electricity that other third world countries are taking for granted cannot be fixed by the cretins in leadership positions in Nigeria. Well, maybe Nigerians deserve what they get. |
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you fit yourselves.