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Spaxon:
e no matter as long as e still get "on" for the middle

Na so.

Nice chat.

Make we No too derail this thread before OP brings double barrel.

Nice evening ahead of you.

Catch up, later.

Spaxon:
chai u don't know konka... That instrument u hit with a stick la

Hmmm... wait lemme goan shek Google...#runs off to Google

Sorry ma, it is called Tonga.

You owe me.

Please can i have the number of that fake bride? I need to know if she get NAFDAC number.

Bloggers and lies,like 5&6.

I'm prepared to wager that that wasn't what happened.

Spaxon:
Lol is it Congo or konka sef... That instrument u play na...

See ur head...
Goan tell

Choi!

Which instrument be konka? Lol. No be only konka. Na konko.

See you. Trying to implicate me.

Smart. I like that. Consider that 2-0

Imma deliver double package to your doorstep soon, whether by Konga o, Or by Congo o. Sha expect package for your doormouth.

I Hope He has what it takes. And I Hope the baby daddy isn't going to be an issue. All in all, Good move. Better to have a baby out of wedlock than to abort your baby.

Spaxon:
Congo
The country or Za oda instrument?

What instrument?

You haff spoil finish.

I wee tell onku.

Spaxon:
issit from konga?

No ma, itis from Congo.

Spaxon:
ayam not expecting anything ooo..

Hehehe... She's scared.

Don't worry, I'll be gently firm when I deliver the package.

Spaxon:
So u promised the 99th cloud...

Ayam waiting

Surprise package dear. Surprise package. Expect the unexpected at the unexpected time.

SalamRushdie:
Once I remember she was born by the vile herdsman and desert demon called Buhari I immediately dislike her ..

Your headache. She doesn't know you exist.

Spaxon:
all join

OwoLee:
who noticed those two beauty queens

Thought I was the only one who saw them.

Spaxon:
is it Akamu?

No. Na custard!

Spaxon:
lol.... U wasted four minutes

Imma get back at you. I AM KARMA!!!

FaniDan:
I no be doctor for eye

You don't have to be. A simple eye massage should fix everything broken.

Spaxon:
If u carefully look at that girl, u will understand and give a deep thought into it, u will have no option than to agree that the issue is similar to what might have happened or occurred or even a resemblance of something that will definitely elude a mere human prowess and finally come to the conclusion that I have nothing to say



Maybe the person below me has....l.l.

So Maheeda wasted 3eseconds of My time and you decided to add another 4seconds abi?

FaniDan:
, no remove your eye ball ooo,

Lol. You go epp me fix am back?

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pocohantas:
2012 account with only 5posts? A guy with 2014 account and 226posts will send some babes message and they'll say it's alternate. Shiloh awaits you

You both are sooooooo cute.
The most beautiful couple I have seen without much effort.
We wish you both the best.

What makes you think the OP is the groom in question?

Ladies! I hear one of your favourite sports is jumping...into conclusions

xpellion:
Imagine if this was the first comment I read...so you are been judgemental based on sharing an issue with people I think are not emotionally connected to my story. I think your rapid conclusion is myopic.

It isn't. It's just that find it hard to believe that you live in a vacuum and there's nobody, No friend, No family, not even a neighbor to ask advice for very mundane issues except we faceless and disinterested occupants of Nairaland.

I Hope you won't bring every marital issue here though cos most of the peeps here are teens.

FaniDan:
Lovely hips

I thought so too, But this coming from a lady...

I like that she can be fair skinned sometimes and dark skinned some other times. Talk about convertible bride. The husband has No reason to cheat now.

I can only Hope they are smart enough to keep their marriages off the social media, all social media and the public's eye.

Congratulations! The bride is truly beautiful. God bless your home.

omooba969:
The underworld.

aleeyus:
If not because of Afonjas Biafra will come

Those Afonjas must be very mighty then.

NameLezz:


Who can give me the "just kill me meme"?

FarahAideed:
But the damge he has caused is more than 50 years of Mugabe

How old are you again?

If you have to bring such personal and mundane issues online for advice, then I'd say No!, you aren't ready for marriage yet.

Live with it Or walk away.

Life is way too short to chose to live miserably.

Walk away from all that sh1t, Or meddle in it. The choice is yours.

Microsoft10:
Well, I am credible. Believe me

No proof to support your credibility claim though, so I hope you understand when people take your stories with a pinch of salt. After all, we are in a country of scammers, super scammers and super ultra scammers.