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Tell your wife, end of blackmail (I'm assuming It's you with the problem).

How about this,

Saturday morning, bored as hell, phone battery flat, laptop dead, No power, eeverywhere dark.

You're thinking of taking a stroll when suddenly your fridge chugs to life and you hear some random shout outside "up NEPA!!"

You jump up, connect your phones and laptop chargers in that order, rush to the living room to put on the telly before you miss your favourite program, you sit cross legged and press the remote button. Nothing!

Suddenly you realize everywhere is quiet and realize what just happened. You take a deep breathe and walk back to your room quietly to lie down.

Lol. Glad I'm not the only one That's experienced Most of that sh1t.

peterphd:
A cadet is already a soldier.

Really?

Joephat:


I have come to understand that equating Nigeria to Animals without being specific is a great insult to animals who had formed and who has a well organized system of Government with a working Castes or social classes.

For Instance: Termites

Winged female and male Termites will continue to fly around until they have grown and decide to make babes. The very moment they Met, they will loose their wings and come down to establish their Colony.

You can not establish a Colony without attaining a particular quality or Age. The couple will be Called a Queen and a King respectively. In the colony, they will start to make babies and the babies will grow taking up their Roles.

The Colony Castes are divided into three, Thats; The Queen and the king(Executives) Proletariat (Workers) and The Soldiers.

Their functions are categorically stipulated, the Executives are the head, the workers are in charge of building and expanding the colony, whereas, the Soldiers protect the Colony against external aggression..


Now, look clearly and tell me, if is not an insult to Compare Nigeria with Termites Colony.


Nigeria, a Country, that the head is Certificateless and without any good leadership quality. A country that cannot provide jobs for her willing workers. A country that uses her Soldiers to kill her citizens instead of protecting them against external aggression.

Please, if you're equating Nigeria with Animals, be specific bcz it will be an insult to some Animals

This term paper is meant for what purpose?

Saw this pic 2years ago and learnt that the guy was a cadet at the Nigerian Defence Academy, NDA and not yet a soldier.

What's with the recycling of the guy's pictures?

Cajal:
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I just confirmed now that am arguing with a robot... Sorry robot....u will be very useful to me ,as I'm planning.. a specialist robotic surgery.....i shall pay ur designer well.thanks.....please do accept my..apology.

Childish. Move along now.

cococandy:
Of course.
The hypocrites can’t take what they give

But come to think of it, isn't one deek enough for a woman? I'm talking of the wear and tear...

Are we talking about that religion where it is acceptable, even encouraged for a husband to beat his wife If she errs?

If that lady keeps asking questions I guarantee she'll be out of that religion in a nano second.

Must be genetic.

sisisioge:
A lot of people thought so too...I bam , I hope you are too.

Yeah I'm Good. Thanks. A great day ahead of you.

Coming to milk Nigerian market.

I don't blame you. I blame the silly pseudo-christians that call themselves Pentecostal Christians, otherwise why would anyone attend your program unless you are a stand-up comedian.

McBeal10:
I'm quite surprised Apornstle Sulele's business is still kicking

Don't be surprised. People LOVE to be deceived. They'll even pay money to be deceived. That's why "churches" like his flourish.

sisisioge:
you spelt my moniker wrongly. Na sisisioge.

Lol. So I see. Always thought it was sisi oge. Lol.

How are you doing dear?

Cajal:
.......it's quite unfortunate that u might be a waste to this generation.I do not think u have a bit of intelligence. What was tribalism in what I posted.....u must be daft...what was difficult in what I posted ....a'm from the south west for crying out loud.!!!....and I said in the recent years... The students from the east have been consistent in academic excellence.. which was not the case in the past......and I have facts to back this.so brother ..where have I erred that I deserved this insults? My education. a waste?....am grateful to God Almighty.

Indeed you are from the south west. I guess spending so much time in the south west makes you think so, or maybe you were lied to.

Now go back and read your original post slowly. How many graduands from institutions of higher learning in the south west do you know?

You have proof? I'm sure If you do you will have shown us already.

E ye pon jebe l'akisa. Intelligence isn't given to a particular tribe Or race. Stop your show of foolishness bro.

All these, "we are the best", "we are the smartest", "we are the Most beautiful in the world" only shows a deep inferiority complex.

So because someone from the east got the best graduating students award, that makes the entire easterners brilliant and the entire Westerners dumb?

I pray you finally borrow some sense.

lilmax:
see this old thing

Mtcheeeeew, go and ______

Why the frustration?

Try and put paragraphs in this write up for easy reading and assimilation.

All I see are dirty places and dirty people. No wonder their brains are always paining them.

Cajal:
...go to UCH IBADAN AND ASK FOR CAJAL/@University of IBADAN.... 2010..set....I won't say more than that.... U are supposed to address what I wrote but sadly u were taking bends

Unfortunately education hasn't removed the glasses of narrow, parochial and tribalistic world view from your eyes.

Sorry to inform you but your post just shows your education MIGHT be a waste really, and it doesn't even matter If you graduated from Harvard Medical School.

magoo10:
Nairaland moderators should ban this thread,it is a direct insult on the sensibilities of all igbos. This is not acceptable
Mynd44
Lalasticlala, please do your job

But when you and your brothers open silly threads about Awolowo taking poison for suicide it is acceptable Abi?

Do unto others What you want others to do unto you.

DONADAMS:
lol..I've never been a tribal bigot....i was just playing around...i'm neither Igbo nor Yoruba.....have a nice day bro

People like you stoke tribal flames here. To you everything is a joke. Think about this and ask yourself If you've done right. Have a Nice day yourself.

NwaAmaikpe:


What is the Sectional President doing in Ebonyi state?

Did he lose his way?
Seems Buhari just realized that the South East is also part of Nigeria.


The sad reality, is that, IT IS TOO LATE to correct the impression that he hates the Igbos.
Or to mend the bridges he destroyed.

I guess you are speaking for yourself.

DONADAMS:
na wa oh...you see me for dream? ...well I'm not the cause to what's troubling you...so because I mistakenly interchange the 'o' and 'u' I should go back to school?...thanks anyways... now move on

Nothing's troubling me. And No, I don't have nightmares, so I couldn't have seen you in My dreams.

Appreciate the young lady If you wish to but You don't have to ventilate your tribalistic mind on Nairaland all the time, you know.

Great achievement. Congrats to her. She will be an asset to her generation. I just hope she won't let Nigeria limit her potentials.

DeadWrong:
Only gullible Yorubas still believe we lead when it comes to educational achievement. This is what happens when the Muslim population hobnobs with the Hausa Fulani. Iron sharpens iron. You can't romance and go into alliance with backward and religious fanatics and reap success. No way!

Congrats to the two flat heads.

Point to the commonsense in your post If you can.

How does individual effort now become collective glory?

I don't expect you to understand though...

Cajal:
...Nndigbo...have already overtaken the afonjas concerning education and economic execellenceexecellence....The Hausa Fulani distant 3rd. The ndigbos are always the best in universities in the EAST.while the afonjas strugglestruggle hard to reclaim the glory from them down west.....Yoruba ronu...oooo

It would be interesting to see What your own academic achievements were, If you've got any.

DONADAMS:
Ndigbo amaka!IPOBS leading omoluabi in their headquarters...a great feat indeed...




no body should qoute me Abeg... na play

@bolded, even autocorrect couldn't help you. Go back to school bro and stop attaching to someone else's success. Your surname no be the same.

Bonapart:
Both male and female best graduating student are from Igbo... What were the rest doing? Yahooing and slaying... Igbo ti take over even in the land of miners

Take your own advice, "Turn to God. He will lead you". So that He can lead you out of the wasteland of tribalism and stupidity.

DontForceUnity:
If you Yorubas had used your number 6, a foolish idiot like Buhari won't have become the President to inflict such disastrous policies like this.

And If you had used your number 5 you guys won't be going up and down shouting Jonathan till 2019. Guy raped you senseless yet you are still his greatest fan. Iranu.

Seems Jonathan is considering running in 2019. This guy must be the stupidest human being alive on the surface of this planet.

Just goes a long way to show that anything is possible in Nigeria. Even the the Most absurd like Jonathan recontesting when he's yet to clear his name from allegations of wanton and debilitating corruption charges.

I guess the ultimate question is, What is this crap doing on front page? Is someone drunk this morning?

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan must be high on cow urine and dung.

Only in Nigeria can a failed corrupt public official still be free and talking from both sides of the mouth while pretending to be "an elder statesman".