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gorillawalkings:
we have been on a lock down in uganda for quite some time no 35 days abd stack with some of my clients here as well. my company the gorilla walking safaris is helping out giving much information about travel in the lock down herehttps://www.gorillawalkingsafaris.com/coronavirus-pandemic-covid-19-uganda/

you and your useless blog, you are not up to date, your blog is not up to date.Gorilla brain �

Belafonte:
Siddon dia make pata dey wear you na. Is that not the strategy of most Naija girls? Where did ty learn it?

Most Naija girls’ dating strategy is monkey branching. If you didn’t know, now you do

you shouldn't be telling this to me na..you have a daughter right or you are going to have a daughter right?

ninety5:
Hi everyone, hope y'all safe. I am going to hit the road straight up.

My wife's sister, 24, visited us two days before the lockdown in Lagos and was hoping to travel in the next three days. Unfortunately for her, the lock down thwarted her plan.

Now, my wife, together with our 3 year old boy, always leaves the house during the day to go gossip with her friends, living only her sister and me at home.

The problem is, my wife's sister has been looking at me somehow, like she wants me to have sex with her. The other day she saw me and was smiling like I gifted her some money, like a fish. Yesterday, she wore a blouse that left her n.pples dangling back and forth as she walked around the house.

Guys please, I am in a dilemma. And, good god, the girl is finer and hotter than her sister, the gossip.

What do you want me to do?

No insult please.

I don't want to insult you op..what shall it profit you to post fake stories anyways it killed the lockdown boredom
But Op..you dey craze

Pls does any one have information about Warri to Benin route pls, I need to get to Benin as soon as possible..pls help me out

Anybody pls?

lexdino:
Rule 1
You won't catch any feelings for him if you invest nothing besides sex in the relationship.

This means you must always remain jobless and broke as a bad girl. All expenses must be paid by whoever the simp that was fortunate enough to be chosen as your boyfriend.
Remember, "the one who invests the least holds the most power".
Don't fret about it bad girl, it is very easy to get a simp to fall in love and empty his bank account on you: simply give him sex sparingly while bombarding his ears with sweet names such as baby, love of my life, one and only, my ride or die, boo boo, I can't live without you, and so on. Neverminding the fact that you gonna dump him in not more than 6 months like you did with all your previous 13 exes. Within a few days the simp won't be able to sleep if you do even a little thing such as refusing to pick his call.

Rule 2
The more you get him to spend on you, the more in love with you he becomes. This means he becomes loyal and you find it getting easier to control him the more you're able to bill him successfully.

This means you must keep making demands upon demands from him until you're sure you've dried up his bank account.
Are you asking me how to pull this off on your simp of a boyfriend?
Bad girl, I can't believe you're still this dumb after reading Rule 1 above. Sex is your bargaining chip as a bad girl! Use it to reward him sparingly when he complies, withold it from him whenever he refuses any of your endless demands, while also shaming him and reminding him of how you can replace him with ease if he doesn't comply.
This also means that you must never allow him sex you for free! I repeat, never!!!
Even if you're ho*ny and you must have sex on that very day, just reach out to any of your multiple f*ck buddies that pays you real big cash whenever you offer them sex. You are getting the drift, right? Now you're a real bad girl. Cheers.
Remember that besides sex, you have nothing else to contribute to the life of your significant other therefore, why wait till he comes to his senses and realize this fact? when you can simply go on the offense and strike him why the iron is still hot, before moving on to your next victim.


Rule 3
Always move on whenever a bigger spender arrives.

This means you must always be on the lookout for your next victims, regardless of how much time and resources your current boyfriend is investing in you. Of course I understand you're getting close to 30 now and all your friends are getting married while you're not even sure if your womb is still intact after the severe bleeding you experienced in your 57th abortion, which you did two years ago. Your menstrual pains have increased since that occurrence and you also noticed that you haven't missed your period ever since despite the fact that you've done it raw with not less than 20 new guys since that time. Who cares if you can't get pregnant anyway? Soon the latest iPhone will be released and you must maintain your reputation as being among the first to buy it. Or do you want to lose your reputation of being called "miss expensive"?
At anytime you become too jealous of your married friends, either you steal their husband's or you pretend to be an active feminist on Nairaland, Twitter and the other social media platforms. It is a win-win for you bad girl.
Of course if you've been following rule 1 and rule 2 consistently, the simp of a man that is currently in your hook must have bought you the latest iPhone which you're using to snap and uploading celebrity-grade photos to your social media pages, your wardrobe is filled with all the latest designer wears now and you're using the most expensive perfumes thanks to being a bad girl. Hundreds of other rich simpleton are chasing and begging for you to come spend their money and ruin their lives in the name of love; an art that you've mastered how to pull off with ease.

You have all the time, girl. Why must you allow loyalty make you stick to one man?

would you advise your daughter to be this bad girl ?

Sorry bro, shit happens, if you think you can spend the rest of your life with her take your shot, in not you better run bro or else your marriage will be a disunion made out of no union

I want to travel from Warri to Benin.Does anyone have an idea of what how the road is?

MyVILLAGEpeople:
The main cabal has spoken.

Ismaila Isa Funtua is the Cabal himself

ValCon888:
Kemi was right.

But the important takeaway from Kyari's death is that your viral load matters. If you are talking to 3 people who have the virus, your viral load will be 3x higher than someone who's just talking to 1person who has the virus. That's why some people have mild symptoms and others have severe symptoms.

Once you're infected, your immune system will begin to fight the virus. If your viral load is low, your immune system can succesfully fight the virus before it multiplies. But if your viral load is high, the virus overwhelms your immune system and the next thing is death.

If you're like Abba kyari who had a high viral load and was immunocompromised, then death is inevitable. Even with a ventilator.

And that's the real reason social distancing is important. Not just to prevent you from contacting or infecting others with the virus, but to give yourself a fighting chance if you're infected.

Oga stop propagating what is not verified, since this saga started, have you heard any health organization like W.H.O or NMA of NCDC say anything about viral load. People just wake up one morning and just type anything without verifying the authenticity of the information

StarUp:
I was eating when Buhari was making his speech on Monday. Immediately I heard "two weeks", I removed one meat from my soup and put it back inside the pot...because the journey is still far, I will manage one meat.

you too dey lie

chuksbaby:
More Hunger, More Crime.

Its a good measure but lockdown not meant for Nigerians

Reasons

Nigerian System is Crap..

A woman and her 3children was direct to my Compound today, said somebody told her to acome beg for relief material.

I was shocked, i had to give her some 4,000 to manage and about 1basket of rice and garri from my Wife.

Hunger virus is killing Nigerians....

Guys hustle hard oh, make your love ones nor suffer

This is How i make my money Am am making a tutorial on Nairaland this Wednesday For Free

Adsense - Viral posts not targeted to Nigerians cos our cpc is dead. least earn is 270$ with spending 30$ for ads

Mturk- least income is 350$ Monthly. Surveys but the pay is sweet.

Ebay- Selling some digital books. like 45$ stills comes from there

Dropshipping- Not much now due to coro everywhere but over 70$.

Google my source of income and join all free

If you want a tutorial to what i listed, just follow me on nairaland, so when i post on it you will be notified

can I get your WhatsApp contact?

suremanpatriot:
You are been fooled by your govrs covid has proven not to survive African climate you shld thank God and stop bein misled by your FEARFILLED GOVRS WHO ARE AFRAID TO DIE AND LEAVE THEIR LOOTS TO POOR MAN TO ENJOY. Since dec 2019 covid came out only 300 ppl cases only in Naija and 1.4millions cases in dev countries cant you see? ARE YOU PPL SO DAFT? GO AND BUILD YOUR IMMUNE SYS WITH AFRCA THINGS TO STAY COVID FREE. Or you contine to lock ya life in Fear forever and let ppl travel in peace. OK THOSE HIGHWAY ENFORCEMENT OFFFICERS ARE THEY NO HUMAN TOO TO BE LOCKDOWN? GET WISDOM! DONT COME HERE TO WRITE RUBBISH INDUCED WITH FEAR AND HYSTERIA!

you are so Daft!

Hello guys, pls any news on addax scholarship payment for this year?

java2baba:
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jinka:
I finished my NYSC in 2016 at the age of 27yrs and since then I have been teaching in a primary school here in Ilorin with a salary of 20k hoping that one day I will see a befitting job, it's over 2yrs now without a job. I can't continue with this teaching again because it has been hell right from day one and I'm not getting any younger cos I'm 29yrs.

The problem right now is that the guy I have been squating with wants me to leave his house because he will be getting married soon . Within this 2yrs I have been teaching, I was able to save up to 250k because I engaged myself in some extra lesson after closing, sometines I starve myself to have savings and also because I dont pay rent.

Now I'm confused about what to do, whether I should use the money for accommodation , or use the money to start a physical business (buying and selling) or use the money to acquire ICT skills ( if there will be job after the skill acquisition) or maybe I should just go for my masters.

Pls nairalanders your humble brother really needs solid advice on how to go about this.

contact me on 08162361734, I will teach you about mini importation for a little fee

funmisticqueen:
1. Just be you, no pretense.
2. Prove that you are serious by doing the following
*proving you are a provider
*proving you can make her feel safe and secure with you.
* offering her attention and commitment.

That with strategic timing and some chemistry should improve your odds

why must provision always enter the equation..

Pathosky182:
Good evening Nairalanders, this is my first post here,
I love this site and everyone in here.

The reason for this write up is for me to get advice on what to do before I go the wrong way, my girlfriend is behaving childish and strange because I showed her all the love I can show.

She has being hurting my feelings so many times and she said she loves me and don't want to loose me, when I confronted her, she complained that she is too busy that is why even on Saturdays too.

She always picks up quarrel with me and also starves me of sex. I really need advice on what to do.

Thanks a lot. I hope to get solution from here because we gat a lot lot of professor here.

are you married to her or a he-goat?

Bros. English pls. I was finding it hard to understand what you were typing.. In summary he died due to lack of quick intervention..

madridguy:
Every enemies of Nigeria gathering against Sai Baba will be put to shame privately and publicly.
They will gathered, but they would surely scattered.

Sai Baba till 2023.

Are you even a full fledged man

BafanaBafana:
What if she asks "what are we? " before the nacking? ?

I hate this question

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oladoja1:
I have written letter to support but they told me to upload my statement of account in my order created but i cant find where to upload it in order created. can any one help me

you are just being foolish ,how does pasting this here help support to answer you..
P.S Do the right thing and be patient

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