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Webmasters / I Need A Port Harcourt Based Website Developer by Elvis295(m): 5:34pm On Oct 24, 2022
I want to create a forum website almost similar to Nairaland. I want a developer that is based in Port Harcourt to carry out the project.
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Romance / Re: Help - I'm About To Start Dating Two Sisters (accidentally) At The Same Time. by Elvis295(m): 4:08pm On May 21, 2022
It will be more honourable to tell the OS that ur no more in for her.
You can take it step by step. First of all tell her u are not interested in her because of her attitude the other day. And then after some months tell her the full truth .

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Health / Re: My Fiancee Can't Have Sex by Elvis295(m): 12:03pm On May 03, 2022
Guy, the simple truth is that ur girl is suffering from a medical condition called "dyspareunia". The sad news is that there is no cure for it. Your fiancee knows the truth but she wouldn't open up to it. The reason she refused going to the gynaecologist is that he will open up her secret to u and u may eventually leave her.
I once had gf like that. The major cause of dyspareunia is child rape, female circumcision. Let her tell u her own story. It's bad she is hiding it from you.
Remember there is no cure. It's life time defect. It's not her intention to deny u sex.
Don't marry her except u want to use IVF for childbearing.
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Health / Re: From E.Coli To Staphylococcus Aureus by Elvis295(m): 8:54pm On Apr 08, 2022
From my experience staph most times appear in test results. No need to worry. It is only showing up on result bcs of all d antibiotics u have been taking for the Ecoli. Relax u will be fine . Just take fruits and vegetables. And stop thinking abt it. Also stop every iota of unprotected sex for the next 6 months.

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Celebrities / Re: Ruth Kadiri To Ladies: Stop Trying To Replace Your Ex After Break Up by Elvis295(m): 10:06am On Jan 16, 2022
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Celebrities / Re: Nikki Laoye And Adekunle Snatcha Are Engaged (Photos) by Elvis295(m): 2:52pm On Dec 20, 2021
She will show those kids pepper when she has her kids. Fear women. They can pretend for africa

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Politics / Re: Rate Your State Governor From 1-10 And Give Reasons by Elvis295(m): 9:36am On Sep 11, 2021
Rivers Governor 10/10 . Wike for President

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Consider Gambling As A Workplace?? by Elvis295(m): 7:39pm On Aug 26, 2021
Pls share with me ur tricks
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Religion / Re: Rev Akua Ofori-Boateng Sings Teni’s Song “Case” Inside The Church by Elvis295(m): 12:36pm On Aug 12, 2021
Inkpokiti
Crime / Re: Court Adjourns Baba Ijesha’s Trial by Elvis295(m): 2:41pm On Jul 26, 2021
Ok o
Politics / Re: Amaechi: We Have Been Printing Money, But Swore Oath To Lie - Peoples Gazette by Elvis295(m): 12:32pm On May 03, 2021
Okokobioko
We are waiting for the video
Travel / Re: Ghanaian Woman Dies While Driving At Top Speed To Catch Her Cheating Husband by Elvis295(m): 2:30pm On Mar 30, 2021
EmekaA125:

All men are womanizer. Choose wisely Sapphy
will u shut up
Travel / Re: Ghanaian Woman Dies While Driving At Top Speed To Catch Her Cheating Husband by Elvis295(m): 2:29pm On Mar 30, 2021
You shall remain single for eternity
saphiere:
God instead of a womanizer may I remain single.

Men are terrible.
Travel / Re: Ghanaian Woman Dies While Driving At Top Speed To Catch Her Cheating Husband by Elvis295(m): 2:26pm On Mar 30, 2021
Ecne:


I say a BIIIIGGG AAMMEEEEENNN to this.
you shall remain single till eternity
Health / Re: Serious Blood In My Stool, Please Help by Elvis295(m): 11:17am On Mar 10, 2021
Just call me. I have been through similar situation. 09065070111
Alternatively u can visit the hospital.
One major undisputable advice here is that u will have to stop taking alcohol for the rest of ur life.
Health / Re: Serious Blood In My Stool, Please Help by Elvis295(m): 11:12am On Mar 10, 2021
Just call me. I have been through similar situation. 09065070111
Celebrities / Re: Hyzah, The Nigerian Rapper Drake Followed On Instagram by Elvis295(m): 11:43am On Jan 11, 2021
Seems rap has another meaning in 2021

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Family / Re: I Have Not Travelled Home For 10 Years? Help by Elvis295(m): 7:14pm On Dec 23, 2020
I feel ur pain bro

As for me the reason i can't go home is that I am so broke plus I look so hungry and emaciated. May the Lord help us next year to succeed.

My advice is that just forgive urself. If u kill urself it is the same family members that will say "why did he not talk to us"

Just find a legitimate hustle and earn a proper living. Wen that's happens try and send ur popsy some cash every month. Also try nd call him on phone and ask him to pray for u

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TV/Movies / Re: 10 Memorable Nigerian TV Characters Of The 80s & 90s by Elvis295(m): 3:58pm On Sep 23, 2020
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Health / Re: HELP: How Do I Manage Bleeding Hemorrhoids? by Elvis295(m): 1:33pm On Jun 17, 2020
I am having same issue. I took annusol,
In my medical test they said I had ulcer which was causing the bleeding.

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Family / Re: Why Do Couples Who Claim To Be In Love Engage In Physical Fight? by Elvis295(m): 12:01am On Jun 13, 2020
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Crime / Re: Thunderstorm Kills 18 Kidnappers While Sharing Ransom In Adamawa by Elvis295(m): 9:50pm On Jun 12, 2020
What a loss

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Programming / Re: How To Build A Forum Website Like Nairaland .com by Elvis295(m): 11:21am On Apr 24, 2020
I think simple machine forum is the best. That is what nairaland is using too.
See my own forum ----www.theriversforum.com.ng

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Shares Bikini Photos: "How Many Times Did You Zoom In?" by Elvis295(m): 10:05am On Feb 01, 2020
wow so cute. tbliss is missing oo.

TV/Movies / Re: Power Recap: What You Should Know Ahead Of Season 6 by Elvis295(m): 1:45pm On Aug 23, 2019
I lov it

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Politics / Re: Tribunal: Ganduje Opens Defense, Presents Witness With Fake Voters’ Card by Elvis295(m): 1:42pm On Aug 23, 2019
OK hmmm lo
Politics / Re: My Sacking, Miscarriage Of Justice — Dino Melaye by Elvis295(m): 1:40pm On Aug 23, 2019
Lmao

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Gedoni And Khafi Seen In Bed Again by Elvis295(m): 4:05pm On Aug 22, 2019
I am beginning to suspect that this Khafi does not menstruate

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Politics / Re: Nurudeen Kama Facebook Post About Elisha Abbo Lands Him In Court by Elvis295(m): 3:36pm On Aug 22, 2019
Okokobioko

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