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Romance › Re: Chicken Herbs Pepper Soup For Ladies To Make A Guy Theirs Forever Unveiled by Elxandre(m): 7:57pm On Feb 04, 2018
If it worked, guys like wizkid would be married already.
Health › Re: Lassa Fever: 9 Die In Ondo, 36 Cases Recorded by Elxandre(m): 7:51pm On Feb 04, 2018
For Christ's sake, why is the government doing next to nothing about this?
This is just as bad as ebola but nobody cares!
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2018 First Saturday Party Time (Photos) by Elxandre(m): 11:56am On Feb 04, 2018
Ayopredict:
By now I still don't know why seun and his mod workers still don't get it that majority of people of NL don't care and are not interested in this BB9JA public legal pornography. Maybe after banning 90% of members, you will understand. Also note that another Nigeria forum is fast growing so be careful how you ban and treat members..

It's just an advise, I hope I don't get ban for giving an advice.


Peace

.
Abeg which forum is that.
I need something like what naira land used to be four years ago.

I doubt these guys understand the meaning of a forum!

A forum is for discussion not a front Page For gossip Mills.

II'm disappointed the forum owner could let his work denigrate to this!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Huddersfield Town (2 - 0) On 3rd February 2018 by Elxandre(m): 4:56pm On Feb 03, 2018
Sanchez is not penetrating the defence at all.

Martial does that better.

Sanchez drops too deep
Music/Radio › Re: Peter Okoye "Mr. P" – "My Way" (Video) by Elxandre(m): 8:41pm On Feb 02, 2018
This was horrible to be nice embarassed
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 8:25pm On Feb 01, 2018
Una don form cabal shocked

I know na Gptech go be godfather for the cabal grin

Una blood dey hot Sha.
The guy was just joking about the YouTube thing na. Lol.

Meanwhile even my sister hates Xiaomi Camera.
She'd rather go back to snap with her Sammy S4 instead of my Note 4 or her 4A.
As a floor member of this evil cabal, I don try convince her tire say note 4 cam better grin
TV/Movies › Re: #BBNaija: Nina Apologizes To Her Boyfriend For Kissing Miracle In The Shower by Elxandre(m): 7:51pm On Feb 01, 2018
This girl is unfortunately not fit to win.
You weren't meant for this girl smiley
Celebrities › Re: Shade Ladipo Slams Paddy Adenuga Over Chevron Story by Elxandre(m): 2:26pm On Feb 01, 2018
I sort of agree with her, though it must be stressed that it isn't his fault he has a wealthy father.
But paddy thinking he's bad asss to have been able to summon the top guys towards the execution of that project is funny. His name will open doors, he likes it or not!

She's a bitter person though, probably hardened by Denials and disappointments caused by her lack of privilege and ordinary last name. undecided
Phones › Re: Nokia 3310(4G) Review by Elxandre(m): 2:26pm On Feb 01, 2018
marvolio2000:
Hello guys, to me it actually meant to be a 4g modem, instead of getting a 4g device I will actually buy this phone which I can use for calls and 4g modem.
Only if the battery was bigger.
How long can this last on 4g hot-spot
Travel › Re: A Small Truck Carrying 40ft Container In Abuja (Photos) by Elxandre(m): 2:09pm On Feb 01, 2018
UfuomaUN:
2k only! Monday was the worst of day of 2018 for me. Useless Ogun state TRACE wey dey like kwashiorkor patient carry me go office for not wearing passenger seat belt just at the junction to enter the highway! I have marked his face forever! that 6k I paid for seat belt would have to be repaid somehow sooner or later
If you're in a private vehicle, learn to use your belt.
It's for your own safety.
Many have died because of this thing you think so little of.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 31st December 2018 by Elxandre(m): 10:37pm On Jan 31, 2018
All he had to do was lingard for Herrera.

Sanchez is going to cause a big selection headache
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 31st December 2018 by Elxandre(m): 9:36pm On Jan 31, 2018
What is young doing here when we have Shaw who is miles better?

I had doubts about this Sanchez deal.
We needed a right winger not another left winger, now just look at in form martial looking so subdued on the right. angry
Celebrities › Re: Rich Kids Of Miami by Elxandre(m): 1:13am On Jan 31, 2018
Honestly I now believe the study which proclaimed 3 out of 5 Nigerians mentally unstable!

See how they're making fun of someone with strabismus.
I've been on Reddit for years, and no way will these happen.
Nigerians are very insensitive and wicked!

By the way strabismus is correctable Lucas.
You have the money as you claim, just go for it.
Good luck.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo: "I Was Not Paid To Confess, I Will Name My Sponsors In Court" by Elxandre(m): 12:18am On Jan 31, 2018
This one is mad already.

No one can still explain the SUV found in that Actress' possession, nor the girl making outlandish requests, like checking the Apostle's Passport and even his Manhood.

They should let us hear word jare.
This issue has gone on for too long.
Phones › Re: GLO Reviews Its Data Plans by Elxandre(m): 5:03pm On Jan 30, 2018
QuitNotice:
Seems like these network providers are playing on our intelligence. Mtn, much network, but chinko data (doesn't last). Glo, excess data, but no network.
And now that glo network is improving (in my neighborhood tho), data don drop. They are all mad sad
I was just going to create a thread praising Glo's highly improved speed.

It's even costlier than MTN now.
Lmao.
Grandmaster of Data undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Reacts To Stephanie Otobo’s Confession by Elxandre(m): 10:40am On Jan 29, 2018
I can't say for sure what transpired between them, but the boldness of the girl is unusual for a blackmailer. She even asked that his manhood be examined.
Romance › Re: Mans Shares Chat Of A Friend Who Called Him Gay, For Refusing To Sleep With Her by Elxandre(m): 9:33am On Jan 29, 2018
Amarabae:
She is just joking.
Believe me.
The girl was just trying to pull the guy's legs
How do you know this? smiley
Romance › Re: Mans Shares Chat Of A Friend Who Called Him Gay, For Refusing To Sleep With Her by Elxandre(m): 9:30am On Jan 29, 2018
I also think the guy is gay or impotent.











Kidding grin
Romance › Re: She Dumped Him Because He Wouldn't Give Her Head by Elxandre(m): 9:27am On Jan 29, 2018
mediocre:
You think that's unhealthy. I bet you think kissing/fingëring is relatively safer? Oh the irony grin
Why would you compare kissing to such?
Romance › Re: She Dumped Him Because He Wouldn't Give Her Head by Elxandre(m): 1:15am On Jan 29, 2018
No one is talking about the fact that 'sucking' a woman is said to be unhygienic scientifically speaking!
Education › Re: 89% of Nigerian Universities Fail to Make Top 5,000 in the World - Webometrics by Elxandre(m): 12:53pm On Jan 28, 2018
Statssocial new account cool
Celebrities › Re: Asa Asika Meets DJ Cuppy's Father, Femi Otedola (Photo) by Elxandre(m): 12:05pm On Jan 28, 2018
safarigirl:
he's a handsome guy, he just isn't tall.

He sister is dating a tall guy that is incredibly ugly, you can't have everything in a man, choose the one that best suits you.
How can you claim Mr Eazi is ugly?
You have 2 market days to upload your boyfriend's picture angry
Literature › Re: Chimamanda Adichie's Clapback To "Nigeria Has Bookshops?" Question In France. by Elxandre(m): 8:57pm On Jan 27, 2018
Bookshops indeed!
I still can't find most of chinua Achebe's works asides There was a country and Things fall apart.
Fashion › Re: Chizoba Ejike Emerges Miss Intercontinental Africa (Photos) by Elxandre(m): 8:04pm On Jan 27, 2018
Left to me, I would cancel beauty pageantry.
All it does is glorify beauty as the essential commodity for success, and at the same time propagating the gospel of oloshoism.
Celebrities › Re: Patoranking Shows His Joseph Frost Watch Of N21 Million by Elxandre(m): 10:51am On Jan 27, 2018
Some say it's an investment.
But I wonder if it will double in value in 3 years.

Not bad if you can afford it though.
Career › Re: Ashley Nicole Wheeler, The Prettiest, Sexiest Black Soldier In The World by Elxandre(m): 10:41am On Jan 27, 2018
Chikita66:
Those boobs look fake.
I smell envy girl lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo Confesses, Apologizes To Apostle Suleman: "Politicians Paid Me" by Elxandre(m): 10:38am On Jan 27, 2018
Anyone with a few functioning brain cells will know this is a lie.

Sure just signed a lucrative contract extension grin
Travel › Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Vs Taxify Driver: The Full Story (Video) by Elxandre(m): 12:33am On Jan 27, 2018
EgunMogaji:
#IStandByTheDriver
Retweet tongue
Phones › Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Elxandre(m): 8:28pm On Jan 26, 2018
kstan:
I still dey wonder why people are so trilled to hear about someone's SOT...
Most of our brothers and sisters here want their Xiaomi devices to have 72 hours SOT in 1 circle by extension.

But why?

Na transformer una wan Pa Lei Jun dey install for the phones him dey sell give us?

Make una fear God biko.

5hours SOT is very normal for every phone with Li ion battery.

Most flagship devices noh dey even get SOT pass 5hours.

Every Xiaomi device can comfortably last for a day usage and there's no way in this our obodo 9ja we noh fit charge our device at least for some minutes in a day.
5hrs for a 4kmah note 4x battery is abnormal.
Health › Re: Pls Help My Lower Lip Is Turning Pink (pics) by Elxandre(m): 10:34am On Jan 26, 2018
Nairaland is full of insecure, stupid and insensitive pricks!

Someone has such a serious condition, and all many of you could spot was his introduction.
Just look at adults making fun of him with moronic jokes.

Look at those two ladies with know pride issues on this forum talking about "pride" too.

The Average IQ on this forum can't be close to 100.
Politics › Re: Like George Weah, Can Nigerians Elect This Dude As Our President If He Contests? by Elxandre(m): 12:05am On Jan 26, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
But u agree that money was shared bfor election
Good
We're getting somewhere

Look am well
Define bribe
Give and take
U give Samsung money they give u TV or phone or washing machine
now ure getting it

nope
It's the only way to win elections today
Just advice for achiever wants to try his luck
Even a military coup requires sharing of money to gunners
I don't agree.
Provide link money was shared. angry
Politics › Re: Like George Weah, Can Nigerians Elect This Dude As Our President If He Contests? by Elxandre(m): 11:47pm On Jan 25, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
I intend to

why not
Freedom of speech
You blow grammar
I sell my vote
We see who helps our nation develop faster
Or are you scared your way doesn't work?



A, yeah he did
B what about former office holder,do you prefer they also speak English to voters after. Looting


Sharing is sharing
We can debate discrimination. Tax cuts discriminate if you don't know

there is no right or wron
It's all relative
Wake up otherwise you'll never win election
Kindly provide a link to back up your claim of voters being bought over with raw cash at polling centers in America.

Your mischievousness has made you translate a policy decision taken by Trump after he was elected as BRIBING voters.
Bribing after he won elections right?
We wouldn't mind being bribed by this useless Govt with a massive price cut on petrol anyways.

I don't know what you're trying to do, but this is a joke.
grin

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