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TheSonOfMark:

Elxandre, the thing is that folks like you who go around in circles bore me out. Your points are hollow, your posts are bland and , to top it all, your low self-esteem (judging from your monotonic rants about your inability to fully comprehend my posts) reeks with every word you type.
Is it just me or is your sole reason for engaging me in this logomachy midwived out of the need to share whatever spotlight you think I have been getting of recent? Epic fail! I am me - way above you. Be your (mediocre) self. Too many people want to try their luck with me. Just get a number and wait for the unending roll call. You'll always be vanquished in any typo-duel against me, dude. I DON'T THINK I AM SUPERIOR - I REALLY AM SUPERIOR TO YOU. I am Ivy League - stick to your Little League, kiddo.

I suggest you get yourself a jug of beverage laced with sedatives and choke yourself into the afterlife with it. Good evening, wimp.

You obviously couldn't comprehend a simple post, hence your rantings.
It's sickening you live your life fighting for superiority even against those who don't give a damñ about who you are. Your insecurities are beginning to cause you these delusions anyways (that you are any important to anyone's life).


You just confirmed yourself an insensitive fôol anyways by telling me to commit suicide over your own stupidity.

Don't get excited, I was never in any battle with you. I was just trying to get a point across but if you refuse to listen, that's your problem.


Bye dolt!

Some people can't see that most portions of the first report were in quote, hence, it was most likely true.
Unlike this that is a summarised narration of transpired event

TheSonOfMark:

So, Monsieur Elxandre , what would you have me do? Stoop to your stratum of mediocrity? Lump myself with these folks to satisfy you and your ilk? It's not my fault you haven't invested time to develop your vocabulary, is it? I guess my typo-eloquence makes you feel inferior. That should explain your unprovoked tantrums.

You lots castigate those whose command of the anglo lingua is poor then turn around to appellate those whose mastery of it is way above yours as vainglorious and showy. You see? You really are the kidult here since your priorities are transient.
Don't hate this player, dude, hate the game. Good day.

You make me laugh
Clown.

The purpose of communication is being understood.
Trying to show yourself as superior to the romance section folks you relate with by bamboozling them with your array of carefully picked out 'new words' from your vocabulary books doesn't make you sensational bro.
I'm sure most of the forum users have no time to check dictionaries just to relate with you.
No one takes Hon Patrick Obahiagbon serious because he doesn't communicate to be understood.

So long, Mr typo-eloquence.

orubebe1:
Wen a used ordinary s4 still goes for 40+

Lol.

amicableSavage:
hey guys. i also noticed something off about this device. it does not play HD videos smoothly instead it stutters. also you can not customise ringtones or notification tones, you'll have to use the default tones of the phone which sucks

Download ringtone maker to use your own songs as ringtones.
Use moliplayer for videos.

orubebe1:
Lols... Av used Lg, tecno, samsung note1, I jst sold my note1..... I was satisfied with d display of d clone note4 wen I saw it. Tho d camera is jst fair, d rom is below fair(about 4gb or so)... Trust with its reduced specs, I think its still better than most high end tecno, gionee, infinix etc

Don't kid yourself.
Buy a used original phone instead.

TheSonOfMark:

Disappointed you didn't find my usual sesquipedalian words punctuating the write up at intervals? I didn't want any message to get lost hence the candor tone of the write up. What's your viewpoint about the topic?

You are the vainest person ever.
Even more accomplished writers don't showboat as much as you do.

Not just that.
You even have to write in weird bold fonts just to make a statement and get your vocabulary baggage noticed.
I used to think you were just messing around but it's clear you are not.

You are indeed silly and childish.
Age for some is just a number indeed.

Vickybee:
Lol, the bitter truth is that African marriage has never been better.

It's just that our grandmothers had to endure;
1) Bully and Jerk as a husband.

2) Cheaters and heartless men as a husband because of what society would tag them if they divorce and "we" women of 21st century aren't paddling with those archaic view any longer.

The world is fast evolving. Let's preach fairness and equality.
I know that a man is the head but I won't accept bullshìt from him.

You see what I'm saying!
Feminists have ruined our marriages and have made many single parented.

Wait... a feminist just said a man is the head.

VenusBetty:
there's more to marriage, love is not enough

Love doesn't exist, I tell people.
Just strong likeness and infatuations

Vickybee:
Lol, getting married to different women is out of it but when a man is caught with a woman who he isn't married to, he'd be disgraced.

Meanwhile, women ruled in some kingdoms and were fearless warriors.
Talk about Queen Moremi, Aminat, Idia etc

Women were revered as powerful goddess and worshipped.

Beautiful? Thanks though

You managed not to address the concubine part.
You're welcome.

Elxandre:
Anyways, the main reason marriages no longer last is mostly because of awareness and the feminist movement who have taught our formerly unconditionally submissive women into women who are independent and won't endure BS their grandmother endured anymore.

dicefrost:
Our grandmothers did not claim equality with their husbands, they were submissive and recognised their headship

I don't know where people pull out their facts o bro.

Vickybee:
You forgot to type that our grandfather didn't claim it's a "man world" like the chauvinistic men of these days do.
A married man caught cheating would be disgraced likewise a married woman. No gender is spared...

It's high time what is sauce for the goose becomes sauce for the gander.

My piece!

What kind of misinformation is this?
How did men get to marry many wives plus concubines (girlfriends) sef

And you tell me both genders were equal.
If it wasn't a Man's world, why weren't women easily allowed as rulers back then?
You people ought to be grateful to the feminists of this age for making gradual inroads towards gender equality.

Anyways, the main reason marriages no longer last is mostly because of awareness and the feminist movement who have taught our formerly unconditionally submissive women into women who are independent and won't endure BS their grandmother endured anymore.a

You are quite pretty though.
I think I like feminists tho. Always very decently dressed females most times

Vickybee:
You forgot to type that our grandfather didn't claim it's a "man world" like the chauvinistic men of these days do.
A married man caught cheating would be disgraced likewise a married woman. No gender is spared...

It's high time what is sauce for the goose becomes sauce for the gander.

My piece!

What kind of misinformation is this?
How did men get to marry many wives plus concubines (girlfriends) sef

And you tell me both genders were equal.
If it wasn't a Man's world, why weren't women easily allowed as rulers back then?
You people ought to be grateful to the feminists of this age for making gradual inroads towards gender equality.

You are quite pretty though.
I think I like feminists tho. Always very decently dressed females most times

To put it mildly, many Nigerians are idïots.
Total disrespect for the law and constitution, silly tribalism all rolled into some blockheads.
Yet this silly people condemn rigging and manipulation, but inwardly they are barbarians who know no peace.
People have the rights to vote whom they choose.

No wonder Obas have lost respect, since all they do is act like political toys/touts but will never stand for integrity.
Shame!

CityNG:
California though I wish I was in Oyo State

The enjoyment that una dey chop for 9ja...dearisgoduooooooo

You are very funny bro

acemiliano:
freeglobe,u're right.This is because,im 100% sure that america and britain masterminded GEJs' defeat because,jonathan refused to legalize abortion and gay in nigeria,That's why they unleashed boko haram on nigeria and refused to sell arms to us,which helped in fishing out GEJ,so that at the end of the day,their masters' plan would be carried out.Let's watch and see if buhari would yield to their satanic intentions.

How can a conservative man like GMB ever legalize gay marriage and abortion?
I'm not a fan of his, but this is almost impossible.

CityNG:
Okay if you say so

I dey here dey enjoy my Sunday morning and you come carry our problem for head

Which State are you in?

CityNG:
Eya...see painment

Na you e pain

CityNG:
We actually do own the world.

We can kill every single living person in Nigeria with the push of one button and render Nigeria inhabitable for 300 years.

Go ask any older Japanese

Says an inferiority complex ridden Nigerian
How dare you speak of your Country of birth this way? Disgraceful.

Your first thread where you aren't spitting on anyone
happy birthday
airtel

Mr.brightgeorge@gmail.com

and make sure it's not peanut

porka:
Where is the certificate?

This is the same Afikuyomi who claimed he helped Tinubu filled his INEC form in 1999. He is at the centre of certificate forgery and bogus claim by Tinubu then.

The thought of having elected a person without the requisite qualification is bringing them shame and they have to come up with this type of spin.

Buhari is now the president elect, let him simply write to Cambridge to release the certificate promptly. He has nothing to lose by doing that.

Shame! Shame!! if this is how they want to run Nigeria.

They have not even been sworn in and they have started lying.

I have cause to believe that many Nigerians are moróns.
You really believe if he had a certificate he wouldn't have angrily asked for confirmation from Cambridge instantly.
I don't believe the likes of Tinubu were docile enough to allow such sensitive issue jeopardize their candidate's chances, considering the fact that many APC supporters decamped for this singular reason.
Abi Cambridge too was politicized Abi?
Mumu

With APC's mastery of the media, Nigerians could find themselves in a pool of heavy deception in this incoming regime.

Children of perdition.
Thank God I don't have a girlfriend

Bye people.
Pukka36, amazingzeus what are you guys still doing here?

cococandy:


Akpos was making love to a village girl
when she realized he was not using a
condom.
She asked him, "U 're not using a
condom"?
Akpos answered, "Yes".
She said, "Hope u don't have HIV / AIDS .
Akpos, "NO".
Girl: "Thanx God, i don't want to get
that thing again"

Surely the craziest joke I've heard all year

The truth is that Nigeria is way too divisive to attain it's true potential.
Another man from another tribe rules for a short while, then The the northerners start screaming "it must be North's turn to govern" the same people who have ruled us for almost forty years

I was going to scream conspiracy and hallucination but the symbols here are too detailed to be meaningless.

Lalasticlala abeg Na.
"If Abuja big girl butt" fit make front page wetin do this one?

fubbyy:
You didn't just make any sense when you said there's nothing heroic about accepting defeat when the world knows he has the power to do what other presidents are doing when lost an election

Or you saying that you get sense pass the whole world calling him a hero for accepting defeat?

I wonder how old this children are that they can't remember what mugabe did when he glaringly manipulated results election result years ago.
Naive people!

Unseen:
Sometimes I wonder how some apps will be perfect while others are rubbish.
How did ucbrowser developed their browser that Opera can't do?
How did Whatsapp developed their Instant messenger that BBM is finding hard to do?

The developers need to step up their game

It'sj just a total disregard for WP.

This is a link tho the stock rom. UC cloud ☁ http://down.mydiskm.ucweb.com/netdisk/netdisk/fileview?pfid=53&file_id=16881636654506264577&s_uid=368335039&pt=1427931427&pt_data=b30a028dd25a5e135d5b15707ee3b85b

And this is Untocuhed Jellybean Rom (without camera fix). You can download camera fix separately - http://down.mydiskm.ucweb.com/netdisk/netdisk/fileview?pfid=53&file_id=14855017561938650113&s_uid=368335039&pt=1427931427&pt_data=b30a028dd25a5e135d5b15707ee3b85b

superbloke:
You try. This just might make front page. Deserves to.

Is there a prize for making front page

The opera mini update has frustrated me totally.
The old one just had to disappoint me and crash. Was left with no choice but to download the new app.
I swear opera messed up totally.
I guess it's only WP they can commit this sacrilege to.
That app shouldn't have been released for any reason.

Now the Sub I use in this phone is the opera mini Airtel plan. My plan is useless!

This is the most disappointing experience I have ever faced on this platform.
I'm so mad!
Can they even ever dare release this nonsense on Android or iPhone?

Id*ots