Oga, you werent in a relationship for a year; You were someone's ATM for a year. Its sad but forget her.

Tfranc:
I got a mail but I don't know what to make of it.

what did the mail say ?

highzickjosh:
"What doesn't kill makes you stronger"- I guess this has been a lie all along, cause right now I'm emotionally, mentally, and spiritually down.

Just like any other applicant, I graciously honoured Ecobank test invite and to God be the glory, I excelled and was sent a mail to be on the look out for interview invite (all these were between January and February, 2019).

To avoid stories that touch, I had to buy a new suit in preparation for the interview thinking all other been equal invite should drop around March. The excitement of finally getting a job after several months led to sleepless nights as I knew the interview is nothing but a formality.

March came and went, nothing came through from Ecobank. Then I said to myself, these people must have really rate me so high to have given me a whole month to prepare for interview. April came in and I shouted Happy New Month with excitement knowing fully well the new month will yield good fruits. Then I went about refreshing my mail every blessed day to no avail, what might have gone wrong? Is there no interview anymore? My curiosity led me to source for information on Nairaland and behold I was at peace when I found out that the exercise was still on. Besides I wasn't the only one affected by the delay.


Just like March, April packed it bag and luggages and went without any news. Come May, I went back to the success mail I got to at least try and reach out to Ecobank. Lo and Behold the mail was 'do-not-reply', Aye o! Without hesitation, I logged back to Nairaland to see if there has been any new developments and of course there was a new development. Apparently, an applicant who couldn't bear the wait any longer put a call through to their Customer Care abi shey HR? and was told the process was still on, that we will be contacted soon.


Like play, Like play almighty NNPC came out with their recruitment exercise and reluctantly I applied. I mean there's no harm in applying now, and to God be the glory, I got shortlisted for CBT. I wasn't bother neither was I alarmed by the huge turn out (I mean it isn't the first time of seeing crowd at a test centre, those who have visited workforce center at Gbagaba will probably know what I'm talking about). All I know is I will try my best even though its obvious the recruitment was nothing but a formality (NNPC probably have the details of those they want to employ already).


As if the trauma of knowing the recruitment might not see the light of the day wasn't enough, I got an invite for interview. Eh ehn, emi ni kan tan, a won gbe I said to myself with a smile. You can't really fault me, who wouldn't want to work at NNPC. I polished my shoe, retouched my suits and hyposified my white shirt, mo gbe body me, o di Abuja. Getting to Abuja, I was dumbfounded, being my first time. While passing through the airport road up till the city gate, all that was on mind was fast n furious, that express have got to be the best road in Nigeria.

Oh, I have forgotten about Ecobank. Who needs a bank job when there's oil money? NNPC interview wasn't that good, like I was overwhelmed by the aesthetics of Abuja and The Towers (see ehn there's money in Nigeria oh) I sha ti Ati Lo Ati de. I knew anything could happen but still I was pleased with the stage I got to and to think there's Ecobank to fall back on if things go south with NNPC was pleasing.

Just like Ecobank, NNPC decided to be foolish. August came with nothing, September also followed suits like epo EWA. Then October, the stupid lawyer came forth with his court case. A mo je gbese, I jejely carried my body back to the Ecobank thread to see what's happening, at that stage I will gladly accept Ecobank pending NNe(at all at all nah im bad pass). But the thing shocked me, it was still the same case, Ecobank will get back to you soon. Ah! Tani mo se e? Will this year just go like that too ni?

Am I cursed? Cause if someone had told me I would still be jobless 3 years after graduation I will have rained curses and brimstone on such fellow. While thinking about 1000 ways to die, a new revelation came forth. Our humbled GMD said 'SOON'..... seeing that I had strength again, I mean their father, my village people can't get me. OGA at the top have said soon. So, I started preparing, researching various SBUs. Hmmm NAPIMS looks alluring but again I don't want Lagos jare. So I concluded Delta or Port-harcourt it is and again come to think of it, why not Towers gan sef?


As if the torture wasn't enough, GMD's soon started to look like a joke. But why now, 'SOON' should be around a week or two now. And again I dived to check what's up with Ecobank as it was my fall back option and on getting there, the thread was deserted, no new information. Ah! Mo gbe, my village people have finally caught up with me. Started the new year with thoughts on what next to do, I mean I can't continue this way and again I'm done with the back and forth of different sauce with burnt dodo on Nairaland. But again, I find it difficult to leave as I keep coming back to check for updates. To me Ecobank is dead, my last resort now is NNPC.


As if the cruel journey of 2019 wasn't so bad, I got a mail from Ecobank this morning, restating that they haven't forgotten me oh, that I will be called before the end of the year. Abi e ma ri awon oloshi yii oh. So they expect me to still stay up and be waiting for them. Well, it's not their fault, nah Nigeria cause am and besides who starts a recruitment exercise when there's no vacancy?


To this end I beg to ask, what does the future holds for Nigerian youths? Cause at this rate, the repercussions of what's to come frightens me.

i thought i was the only one in this situation. The Ecobank and Nnpc debacle is just depressing! I pray God help us all!

When I see what people type here; I realise how undescribably evil man can be. This faceless concept in Nairaland allow people show who they actually are. You read all manner of things here and it makes you wonder. I saw a post here that the person wrote "find someone to f*k her" a 14 year old child. Jesus! Even if we dont know who you are.. it doesnt give you the right to type evil things like this. The problem isnt this world or the country, the biggest problem is the people. Bigots, hypocrites!! God help us all!

czarina:
Report the 27yr old idiot to the authorities. Your sister is a minor. You have evidence.


After that you can focus on talking properly to your sister. She needs counseling.

this is the smartest advice. Report the paedophile!

You are not crazy bro. I would advise you take it slow though 'cause you wouldnt want to be in a situation where you are a rebound guy(based on the fact say she accept you like that). I wish you luck!

I'd just be blunt. Break up with her. Do not be in a relationship where you can not trust your partner.

Mudi, God bless you! I dont know if i could send my cv and where to send it to. So atleast you could have it. I am willing to relocate anywhere. Thank you Sir!

Mudi, I really appreciate the time and effort you are using to help us here. We all cant say thank you enough; its only God that shall bless you and direct you! Ameen!

mudi26:
Did u pass through law school?

Yes I did. I graduated with a second class lower at law school

Mudi Goodmorning. I am a graduate of Law with a second class upper. I would really appreciate a government job. Thank you very much sir

@mudi26 Bro, anyhow e be mehn. I would really appreciate it if you could help. Thank you! God bless you for what you started today. E no easy!

Una don help mi trend. Na wetin dey vex me. Man just tweeted that "rot" to trend

This GUY!!!! i cant imagine the patience it took to look her in the eye and not let her know you know she cheated.
CHAI! This guy is good sha

Human beings dey tire me. Nobody dey holy. Everybody dey sin. Everybody get em own skoi skoi so because naira marley dey smoke weed now .. em be devil? All this holier than thou attitude dey irritate. Make una go face una demons and leave person make em live em life. You dey judge person because em dey sin the sin you no dey sin. Tufia!

Some people never get work but e still get some people wey need know pay before them start. Chai. This Life! God dey!

Daddy Yo! Chai. This life is sweet mehn. Just get money and this nigeria go sweet you die. Wizkid was looking high as f**k!!!!

God bless us! God show us favor! God create opportunities for us. God grant us the miracle we all need! Amen!!!!

Chai. This woman is hot sha!

Congratulations! God bless your new home!

The song is amazing. The album is amazing. The video is amazing! Davido's video with his guys always seem like so much fun! Chai!

Its really unfortunate what happened. I believe that domestic violence must never be tolerated and I understand what your wife is going through. No woman would want to be in a narriage of abuse; I would advise you just send her a text today but dont call. Give her time to process what happened. I also think you should call the brother and explain yourself. I really hope it all works out for you.

These "sars" people dont know the meaning of the oath they swore to serve and protect; the only thing they know is to intimidate and extort. The little power given to them have intoxicated them; we now have little men with guns feeling powerful. Its sad!

Nawa! Anyways, em song still dey sweet me sha! Oluwaburna!!!!!

I see some people writing weed destroys lives. Hanty, anything you let destroy you.. na you do yourself. Everything for this life should be done with sense.. if you do anything without sense, the consequence will be senseless

People that hate weed have probably never tried it. My opinion sha (e no mean say i dey toke)

Marlians!!!

Piercing doesnt make her an "olosho". Its her lifestyle choice; she probably loves piercing. The question you should be asking is "is she a good person?", "would she make a good wife", "would she make a good wife?". The expression "Dont judge a book by its cover" should be applied. Most of the girls without piercing that you think are "good" are the worst sef!

How is this front page news worthy? Hmmm