₦airaland Forum

Mcnoble:
[I can envisage a scenario now of him asking his wife for a glass of Hydrogen mixed with two molecules of oxygen, also known as AQUA while he is already joking/dying on his peppered food, while his wife is running around the neigbourhood looking for a proffesor nonesensical grammar to decode for her what her husband is demanding, instead of simply asking for a glass of water)

Water is H2O and not HO2

What is this Sir chemistry saying? Where will the correction lead you. You think the person that presented this doesn't know elementary formula for water? Comon!!

Eziachi:
Does this guy has something like a town hall meetings with members of his contituents at all? If he does, I will presume he bring someone to decode this foolishness to them, because I personally has no idea what the guy is talking about.

I will seriously pay to watch this guy go through a job interview, as that will be quite a viewing. What a clown!!
Only in Nigeria. Someone on this thread has even said that he celebrates the guy. What else is new?

I can envisage a scenario now of him asking his wife for a glass of Hydrogen mixed with two molecules of oxygen, also known as AQUA while he is already choking/dying on his peppered food, while his wife is running around the neigbourhood looking for a proffesor on nonesensical grammar to decode for her what her husband is demanding, instead of him simply asking for a glass of water.

Exactly my man. Is all comedy. Concerts.

When did PDP stop ruling Nigeria. APC is a name-- the leadership is PDP. The senate president is PDP-APc. Deflecting/reflecting from pdp to apc is like change of name. Not change of nature or character. A short man is a short man even after his both names are changed. Obasanjo destroyed his membership card yet receives GEJ on regular bases.

Reuben i have been waiting for your article. You sounded more political than real.

Him alone going to fight in Nigeria campus. Kissing.

Lafem:
Seems Imo has a lot of powerful native doctors.

More than ijebu ode and Edo?

HungerBAD:
You dey carry your own go?

Hahahahaha good question

The economic problems Nigerians are going through are more than Tonto Dike. Let social media marry her. How on earth must a woman always reporting her martial proceeding on media? We all have our individual headaches. Let Tonto solve her issues and stop bordering people with her irresponsibility.

In Nigerian settings 60years old man is a youth. Buhari have acknowledged his shortcomings based on age and lame education. What else do we wanna hear?

Adiola:
osibanjo watch your back oooo I smell envy this is no compliment oooo Fulani and compliment haba be careful ooo

Honest observation

Even Lagos at this era? Goodluck Jonathan who discovered Lagos caused this environmental hazard in six years. Haabaa Ebele.

What is her profession and which company employed her in Canada?

GameGod:
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iPod yoot spotted! Any small thing, you will be shouting Afonjas like a frustrated idiot. LiePod terrorists, They hate Yorubas and call them all manner of derogatory but are slaves to fayose and ffk

Youruba and ibooo what has gone inside you. Is this insanity or imbecility that one side have grab power, monopolized power because of hatred among you. When you joined together you shall control. You're most and more educated and skilled more than the cattle rearers. Due to your houses are divided it can't hold. United we stand. Your youths learn writing skills just to insult one another in social media not write and expose the ill administration going on in our dear country.
Habaaaa south. Wake up. The sun will soon set.

Weldon Gov. Obiano.. Rice is better news than the stories of Stephanie Otobo and tonto dike

frisky2good:
Please who has been following this story from the beginning? What exactly is the issue between the banger and the banged?

Failed or empty marriage promises from the banger..lol

If Buhari die today he died a fulfilled man. His names written in granite.
Naturally he is old at over 80yrs..maybe am wrong. His age unfolded these sickness. Look back in ur village and wish older men there death. I am praying to reach 70year. I doubt with these stress struggle and worry associated with our daily routines. Be strong Gen. Buhari. Resign and retire from public activities is my candid advice. It is noble,humble as well as ideal.

No life was lost because "God is Good" my first time hearing fabig

Yes Apostle Suleiman had sex with you, and what about it? He is of age to engage in relationship and sex. He has the money to finance 3 ladies at a time including you Stephanie...shame unto you. You're so cheap. How can you claim he promised you marriage yet slept with 3 of ur friends or colleagues at same time same bed same room..shame again. You are irresponsible and classless, no wonder he left you. Stop disgracing yourself. You can go to court and win him. Tarnish his image as you can but your dignity is gone. Suleiman is not going to jail, he didn't rape ur loose self. He had sex consensually with you. yes he did. What else young lady.
But you Suleiman what are you doing with this lady the father disregard. You are guilty of extra marital relationship and adultery.
God is ever loving and forgiven. Stop your shallow defense. Why T.b Joshua is not mentioned, Chris Okafor Chris Oyakhlome, pastor Peterside Idah and other renowned men of God. Maybe you condemned the Government? Count your teeth with your tongue. Goodluck.

Ameachi is doing his job. Even the airport building itself need overhauling, equipment upgraded. I feel shy landing and traveling from anything airport in Nigeria. Murtala Mohammed an eye saw. What a country!!! There was a country.....

The most perfect means to avoid sin is to avoid occasions of sin. Pastor you should have avoided this woman who lied about her age.

TINALETC3:
Hmmm, he is a replica of our economy, both of dem is drying up

That's brilliant Tina

Hope to visit Edo when next am home. Which part of Edo ... Benin?

Ekakamba:
OMG! That black soup dudu oooooo...
If you chop that soup cum go shiit for your crush house and water no dey the discern to flush that devil ennn...
You no go ever remain the same.

Only in Nigeria "water no dey" "light no dey" and you wan shit.

Nogodye:
So PMB will finally take over? So soon....Thank God! I know some people will not happy with this news.

That man is going back to UK. Blood transfusion?

princeonx:
Believe it or not I was just joking around. Even pegans know about doubting Thomas. Judas betrayed Jesus.

Ok..joke is allowed

sarrki:
Your hero spent six solid years

Tell me wetin him achieve?

List it or remain silent

We are in celebration mood right now all over the land

South in power for 6year. North in power for 30yrs....where is Nigeria and the citizens? Why is this 6years very important and significant in Nigerians history?
In 57year only jona is mentioned in your corruption. Jonathan must be a genius to have singlehandedly destroyed Nigeria without cabinet. This is like south Africans blaming foreigners for the predicaments and inefficiencies.

mystmoze:
Lol but I tot buhari created west Germany na

Hahahahahahahaha not really

Zico0:
Got it

Tnx bro

I don't know these number of ladies exists in this forum.

Zico0:
What's wrong with him using "saw", spotted - unlike he was in london in hiding.

The person I address understood it as joke . Don't worry yourself ok.

omenkaLives:
I just hate it when ignorant kids jump into my mentions to flaunt their stupidity.

Here are some of the comments i made earlier:




Exactly what i prayed for is what Baba has done and I'd be happy if this turns out to be true!

The only people we know won't be happy today, regardless of turn of events, are perpetually pained and foolish LiePob nonentities.

Can't started well and end well.

princeonx:
The funniest thing be say I still no believe say him don return to naija! Today March 10th? No oh

Hope this no be the type of mmm return!

I don see pictures (wey definitely no be like 4am) and I don watch video too! But like that guy for bible, Judas...

I no go believe unless I take my hand touch the man

Not Judas but Thomas.