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Romance / Re: I Broke Up With The Perfect Guy Because His Manhood Was Too Small by Emjace(m): 12:09pm On Mar 12, 2022
Zonefree:

You girls don't value what you have here. Nigerian gbola wey girls all over the world dey die for. You girls should learn to appreciate good things abeg
You're right bro.. Dick size is cultural relative.. An Average Nigerian male has a dick bigger than that of Most Asian males

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Emjace(m): 12:51pm On Mar 07, 2022
genius43:


This one strong
I swears
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Emjace(m): 12:25pm On Mar 07, 2022
genius43:


Problem. Which phone is it?
Umidigi s5 pro
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Emjace(m): 12:01pm On Mar 07, 2022
genius43:


Have you tried re-pairing headphones.
yes.. I have even done a factory reset on the earbud
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Emjace(m): 10:28am On Mar 07, 2022
I know my complain is not Xiaomi related but I believe I can get help here..

I have been using my qcy t13 earbud lately without any issue at all

It was just last week that it started showing me some range problem.. When I move my phone a bit far from the Earbud, audio starts cracking. Sometimes it stops entirely until I come closer.

Meanwhile, I thought that the earbud has gotten faulty due to fall damage.. But I was shocked after testing it on another phone.. it worked like a brand new earbud without anything like range issue.

Now it's obvious that the issue is related to my phone. And how can I correct it? Thanks
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Lyrics Motivates Or Inspires You Daily? by Emjace(m): 3:39pm On Mar 03, 2022
Johnny Drille Shine
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Put My Picture On Her WhatsApp Status by Emjace(m): 9:40am On Mar 03, 2022
2braithe:
She's not wise.
She should have posted it and set her status to be viewed by only you or your friends whom you could confirm from.
you bad ooo
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Put My Picture On Her WhatsApp Status by Emjace(m): 9:39am On Mar 03, 2022
Jennyclay:
She has every right to keep her relationship anonymous and if you're not cool with it, then end the relationship and Stop being obsessed.

If she start posting your pictures now and you break her heart, don't you know she will be a laughing stock.
you're on point
Foreign Affairs / Re: ‘Rain Bomb’ Hits Australia, Killing At Least 8 ( Pics, Video) by Emjace(m): 9:04pm On Feb 28, 2022
Mancrossfire:
My only fear is those dangerous reptile(snakes) they keep at home as pets...they might be on the attacks now
yes.. especially Taipans (extremely venomous)
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Emjace(m): 7:09pm On Feb 24, 2022
jboixxx:
So long the phone supports 18w charging, any REAL/ORIGINAL 18w charger will charge it at that rate; just ensure the cable supports 18w charging too.
Noted
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Emjace(m): 6:19pm On Feb 22, 2022
saint2ace:


Contact jboixxx for a wide range of options......
Na my guy he be... Just want to know the one that works for Umidigi devices

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Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Emjace(m): 5:25pm On Feb 22, 2022
Please what brand of 18 watts fast charger can fast an Umidigi device?
Romance / Re: See The Valentine Gifts I Bought For My Sugarpie by Emjace(m): 7:41pm On Feb 13, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
For your mind

Nor worry

Na 500 hundred naira boxers and singlets she go give you in return.....that na if she go even buy you anything
All girls ain't like that... My babe got me a perfume and an Earbud that I have been eyeing lately... Then I cooked a meal for her in return...
My soul melts each time I recall the incident... Infact I nearly cried
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Funny Interview Experience With A Foreign Firm by Emjace(m): 6:17pm On Feb 10, 2022
Supreme145:
After sending loads of applications for remote web dev positions throughout December without success I stopped applying and went into blockchain development. Last week I was replying a message on my LinkedIn account when I saw this jnr WordPress developer vacancy that popped up. I just applied since it takes less than a minute to do so on LinkedIn.

I was surprised when they sent me a mail two days later with a link to an assessment which I took and submitted. They got back to me some days later to fix an interview date, I choose Feb 9 among the listed options. The time options included 7pm, 7:15pm and 7:30pm and I chose the 1st option. The interview was supposed to last for just 15 minutes.

I left Chelsea's match that I was watching at half time to prepare for my interview. I asked one of my Nairaland friends for data and he sent me 3gb, I was all set up by 6:44 pm with a Bluetooth that I borrowed from a friend for the occasion. I didn't want any stories. If only I knew what was lying in wait for me....6:52 pm.....Boom!!! NEPA took light.

My laptop was fully charged but knowing fully well that my battery was not trustworthy, it would last 2 hours when it's in a good mood and 5 minutes on it's angry days. I grabbed my charger and extension and ran off to a nearby restaurant in my area. You think Usian Bolt can run baa? If you see my speed this evening you will like me. It was a combination of Bolt and Ben Johnson. I ran like a criminal that was escaping an angry mob about to lynch him, with the way I was grabbing my PC under my armpit I could easily be mistaken for a thief by the way.

I got there by 6:59 pm, plugged my stuffs and connected to the zoom call by 7: 02 pm, the beautiful oyinbo woman was already waiting. While she was in a well lit apartment, I was in a place with red and blue bulbs with my face barely visible even though I supported the light with my phone torch light flashing straight to my face.

She smiled immediately I came online, and murmured something, omo the Bluetooth was not connected o. Something I tested before connecting to the call, I was fumbling with my Bluetooth settings while she kept talking and gesticulating if I could hear her. The Bluetooth was connected to the system but was somehow not working, she saved me from my misery when she suggested we port to google meet for the interview.

I used the opportunity to check my Bluetooth settings well and connected to the call through a link she sent to my mail almost immediately. In the middle of the interview the restaurant gen went off throwing everywhere into darkness.... Omo!!!

I had to keep shining teeth and stretching my small eyes to its elastic limit because they were the only visible things from my end. She burst into laughter and I couldn't help but join her. It was as if she was in heaven calling someone in hell. I apologized and she told me not to worry that she understands amidst another bout of laughter that she was struggling to contain.

She shaa finished the interview with the normal I will get back to you after accessing the performance of other candidates, I still apologized for my interview settings hoping it won't affect my chances, she assured me that it won't have any bearing on her decision making as regards to selection of the successful candidate. She couldn't stop smiling throughout the interview that lasted for like 20 mins.

I packed my kaya and went home. I laughed my heart out while I narrated everything to my friend who rolled on the floor with laughter. The image of my eyes and teeth in darkness was so hilarious. This was actually my first interview and it will definitely live long in my memory.

Have you experienced something similar?? Please share for the fun
You're so funny... Infact your post has made my day.. I assure you that they will offer you the job. And she will like to hear from you again
Romance / Re: Why Do I Get Tired Of Relationship? by Emjace(m): 5:00pm On Feb 09, 2022
missimelda01:
Try not to have sex with the next girl you meet, find other ways to build intimacy and you'll continue to find her interesting.
you're definitely correct

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Phones / Re: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by Emjace(m): 11:11am On Jan 29, 2022
genius43:
Shot and Edited on RN10 Pro

[img]https:///65535/51833583554_0d7420d494_o.jpg[/img]
shocked

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Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by Emjace(m): 3:57pm On Jan 26, 2022
Premiumwriter:
you don't need advice except you want to be a part time boyfriend waiting until the main boyfriend arrives..

If that's the case then go and be with her
Never
Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by Emjace(m): 3:57pm On Jan 26, 2022
smogup:


You don't need any advice! You did the right thing.
Just block her off immediately. She is just using you to past time
My thought too

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Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by Emjace(m): 3:56pm On Jan 26, 2022
CapitalBank:


Now, you did the right thing. It means she would give in to him with a little push. Get yourself someone else and move on. Women are opportunists in nature and always looking for the next shinny object.

It was a phone issue(someone bought her a phone) that made a girl I was interested in to go cold on me... I endured it for 8 months as she stopped initiating convo...

The few weeks ago, I told her boldly that I have gotten her message and I will move on from here. I even told her to delete my number from her phone. she started telling me to calm down. I told her I have heard but within me, I had made up my mind...

2 days ago is the first time in 8 months that she would initiate a chat... I just responded and never did beyond that. If it took her 8 months to initiate convo, something she does before, because I took a tough stand to end everything, then she is not worth my time.
Chai... Sorry about your experience... I hate when people pity me bro... I will make it easy for her cool
Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by Emjace(m): 3:54pm On Jan 26, 2022
Munzy14:

Your girl collecting a phone from a random guy, not her brother, father or a normal uncle undecided

That one na greek gift..

With no push sef, he will get acess...All it takes is babe I am bored I want to hang out at a happening eatery, dress up let me come and pick you up.. wink she must go...To compensate

Before you know it, na after reggae play the blues.. cheesy

This things are natural..A woman want to be comfortable..If you can't provide it, another man will.

Same way a man wants a companion and peace of mind, if you can't guarantee him that as a lady, Another lady is watching from sideline and ready to step in any time.

You must use your tongue to count your teeth..That is if you have not been demoted to assistant boyfriend sef..

Next day her attitude towards you will deteriorate the more.

I haven't met her then
Romance / Re: What Killed Your Feelings For Someone You Were Madly In Love With? by Emjace(m): 9:50am On Jan 26, 2022
cry

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by Emjace(m): 9:57pm On Jan 23, 2022
Buhari's visitation = Bad luck grin

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Business / Re: What Business Can You Do With ₦400k In Nigeria Today? by Emjace(m): 6:03am On Jan 23, 2022
Start snooker business... Excess money
Family / Re: My Marriage Is Falling Apart And My Wife Wants To Sabotage My Job. by Emjace(m): 8:34pm On Jan 08, 2022
oladiddy:
My wife and I have been married for over 3 years now with a beautiful daughter who is 2years plus but things are falling apart everyday.

Whenever we had arguments she will want to sabotage my job. Couple of months ago, we had an argument and I was to give update to my team via teams meeting (I work from home)..My wife keep raising her voice, I left the living room and went to bedroom lock the door behind to continue with my meeting but surprisingly to me, my wife went through the window and started the drama again.

Just yesterday there was another drama and she picked my phone unknowingly and call my overall boss.

Note: it is from this job am sponsoring her Masters in one of the centers in Uniport and also feeding the family. More than 70% of my monthly earnings goes to her. I am not a social person..I don't drink and either spend lavishly.

My wife is a very proud person and she has this obvious non challant attitude which are all seen by family members. Everybody keep talking about her but she's not changing. Although I have my own differences as well but she believe I can't control her. She's not submissive at all...I can say that over again and again.

Even while she's doing her masters, I was the one taking care of my daughter at home (thanks to covid)..in fact all my team members knows my daughter as my second colleague. I believe we all know how working from home with kids is like.

Please I need your advice. I am already thinking of divorce but the fear of loosing my daughter to her custody is my biggest challenge.

I am loosing my mind.

Please push to FP!
she needs deliverance
Phones / Re: Open Box Samsung S21 Ultra Dous 12gb 256gb, With S Pen N pencase 600k by Emjace(m): 11:07pm On Nov 17, 2021
davit:
Correct. The Mi 11 ultra beats this phone down in so many ways.

I'm enjoying everything about it. Xiaomi to the world.
you just calm down de type sh*t

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Phones / Re: Redmi Phones Bug by Emjace(m): 1:58pm On Nov 08, 2021
ubsky:
Keep quiet if you don't have any meaningful contribution,so ghost touch na settings abi even bootloader issues...You will just open ur mouth wah to spill trash
I only read few complains at the top... And most of them are faking their devices..
Phones / Re: Redmi Phones Bug by Emjace(m): 6:54pm On Nov 07, 2021
Smartphone is literally for smart people grin
All these complains are minor setting function una go carry phone de give technician.. una well-done tongue
Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Emjace(m): 7:01pm On Nov 05, 2021
iscom:
You are welcome. Enjoy your gbedo
correct man grin

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Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Emjace(m): 5:55pm On Nov 05, 2021
I'm just filled with joy today
Na Iscom do am oooh
This guy Sabi deliver pass Hebrew women
Paid around 10:00am, item received by 4:00pm

Thanks bro cool

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Phones / Re: Poco F2 Pro 8/256gb Needed Asap by Emjace(m): 12:05pm On Nov 05, 2021
Meister
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Emjace(m): 5:08pm On Nov 03, 2021
alexalexalex:



Very expensive o
embarassed e choke
Phones / Re: Recommend Alternative To Redmi Note 10 At 60k by Emjace(m): 7:44am On Nov 03, 2021
Tobedated:
I know nothing will come close to redmi at that budget i just want something to carry me through for a while
what i want:
at least 4gb/64gb
can at the very least play free fire
good battery
and fast charging
if nothing checks all the boxes just give me your recommendation thanks
umidigi f2.. I play free fire too. But in Europe server
Ask for Meister to get it

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