₦airaland Forum

ALAYORMII:
Kemen don suffer



Don't believe this her menstruating shii


Kemen would have noticed the sanitary pad immediately he tried putting his hand there

You have sense jawe. No sane man can finger a lady on her period.

He would have felt the sanitary pad or does she want to say that she wasn't wearing sanitary pad that night? Why wasn't the sheets stained?

Liars everywhere

Ask4Info:
Are you a graduate?
Are you intellectually sound?
Are you gainfully emplyed or run a successful business?
Are you financially, spiritually, mentally and psychologically independent?
Do you have a good and clear conscience?
Are you accomodating? Patient and Supportive?
Are you trusthworthy and of good character?
Are you a role model to younger generation?
Do you spend less than a hour each day watching tv but more time reading and exercising in acts to develop your wellbeing?



The above is what you should work more on. Life isn't just about putting a ring in a finger in the name of marriage, but rather being that person your partner will be dead scared of losing.

Bros I was only kidding oh, I just wanted to say something weird and crazy

Nice tips tho

Eaglesence:
Keep dancing your ope dance, it will come

Lord when will i marry

Suspicious

Crownny86:
ASSISTANT CHIEF CASHIER VACANCY

Urgent recruitment for Assistant Chief Cashier in a retail company..

Minimum qualification OND/BSC/HND in Accounting
Professional Qualification is a plus
2-3 years working experience as Cashier/Accountant
Good knowledge of Accounting software (Sigma,Peachtree, Orion) a plus
Proximity to Lekki very important.
Computer literate and excel knowledge a MUST..

send cv to securejobs360@gmail.com
Using ASSISTANT CHIEF CASHIER as a subject
Deadline Friday, 10th March 2017.

suspicious stuff

chioma1990:
I can't sleep its 3:52am, sleep have come close my eyes I have been thinking, guys please help me I need a job cirously I don't mind d pay, (marketing) excluded, help a sister my people are now castigating me a graduate no job please guys help me abeg I stay in anambra state thanks

Hello Chioma,

I understand that getting a job is really frustrating in Nigeria of today but don't give up just yet. Keep on sending those applications and I'm sure that one day, something will click.

Meanwhile, you need to know the kind of job you want. Please don't settle for any kind of job to be just any kind of person in life. You have to plan your future because if you don't, others will plan it for you and you might not like the result. Ask yourself this? What do I really want? How can I get there? The first step in life is getting clarity and then going for it.

Also, try to network and meet new people at seminars, conferences and events because as we all know that not all jobs are advertised.

I wish you the best in your job search and career development.

P. S. State your qualifications and skills, someone might just be looking for you.

irsakant:
This is one of the things a Nigerian graduate is not employable.

Don't be too harsh on him, there is a first time for everything

I know of a couple of consultanting firms that do that. Usually, you would pay for it if the job wasn't advertised and they were the ones who searched for a suitable position for you.

It's totally wrong for you to pay for a job the client advertised. Obviously the client will pay them money for it and also, they would get money from you. That's being sly

Nigerians always like looking for ways to cheat their fellow Nigerians.

Mboi2:
Thank you and God bless you. My 7years experience is not in HR actually, It's in customer relationship management and currently am not working at the moment. I have this interest in Human Resource Mgt that's why am thinking of doing a certified course on it and probably get a job in HR Dept of any firm or establish on my own.

I suggest you start CIPM soonest and start networking with HR professionals. You can also volunteer to be on some HR projects just to get the necessary experience because you can't be an HR consultant with no experience. If you are really interested in Recruitment, you can try to get in touch with owners of job boards and sites just to get an understanding of it before you venture into it.

All in all, you need experience in HR cause HR is more than customer service although customer service is part of it.

Goodluck, I wish you all the best and we shall met at the top.

Mboi2:
What's the opportunity of getting certified on Human Resource Mgt in Nigerian labour market. Also can one establish his own recruitment agency with such course have being a B.Sc holder in Bus-Admin with over 7years job experience.
Advice is needed please.

You can start from consulting before having a full blown recruitment agency so that you can have a client base. I think 7 years experience is quite sufficient. Bankole Williams only spent 2 years in HR at Gtbank before he started consulting. Just always focus on the bigger picture and you will get there

Lol..........

BiafranBushBoy:
If we are frnds... Why haven't you replied my pm??

I haven't seen anything oh.... ... Maybe the gods are against our friendship

BiafranBushBoy:
Lol... Whas that one?

Me na or are we not friends anymore

BiafranBushBoy:
I am AZ

Esty

Marxxx:
I once told you I know you!!!...I appreciate your comment...you may want to modify your last sentence...

Maybe we will meet one day...... . Since we already know each other

This is strong

As a lady who has the genotype AS, i cannot and will not marry someone else with the AS genotype. No matter how rich he is or how loving or caring he is, some things cannot happen. Ko le work.

Regarding other illness, I am sorry to say this but I can't marry someone with a terminal illness. It's highly traumatic seeing the one you love go through things like. What is the essence of getting married to the individual having it in mind that I'll soon become a widow or that my little baby will soon become fatherless.

I know in some cases that an healthy man can die immediately after marriage but I think it's better than for you to put yourself through the emotional trauma on purpose. Why will you let your child become fatherless at a tender age? Why will you let your in laws look at you as a bad woman if you wish to remarry after 2 years?

Though Notwithstanding, I can still get married to one who is disabled.

What's the difference between fake and real housemate

Best method is to soak in hot water for 3 mins, the slime automatically removes by itself. After that, just rinse with cold water and your fish is ready to use

Currently watching Legion and waiting Patiently for the part 2 of Designated Survivor.

Guys how is Legend series? Hope it's worth the mb

davide470:

You that you dumped me.... .. Issokay

amicable09:
Well done ma, this is more than an act of sacrifice. You are doing a great service. May your data never run out and your bank account stay fat.

Emmaesty, this opportunity will be perfect for you. Key in!

Best wishes.

Wow!!!! Thank you. I'll apply right away. I hope I get called

L8 gang is here again

If you are not using Tecno L8 then you are missing out in life. Superb battery

Akanbibabatunde:
Pls with what is been posted ^^^ i plead to every kindhearted fellow to help out. @emmaesty, is the profile a genuine one??
Seun and lalasticlala you can't be mute on this, help push forward and try confirm if it's real or fake. @least he provided some evidence you asked him for, this is your platform.

The profile looks genuine except for the part where it shows 2012/2013 instead of 2016/2017 session

This looks very real. I'm a recent graduate of the school and to the best of my knowledge, Faculty of Science exams begins on Feb 13th. I just wish I could help out.


Kind hearted Nairalanders, please help this guy.

Desperation of the highest order. All these sub-standard schools sha

karleone:
Where was I when this Award took place
Nice one TheRealAdonye and Jazmiynne. Really love the Award show.

But wait, Amicable09, what happen nah? Even BrokenPlateBroken Plaque dem no give you. Na just to pair you with men via e-Couple you merit. I domor for you biko.

Congratulations AppliedMaths for the Job Seeker of the Year. And congrats on your new job. Pray this year will be a wonderful one for us.

ProudOlodo, I'm happy you've found another love, Emmaesty, after the previous heartbreak. Looking forward to #ProudEmma E-Couple come JV Section Award 2017. But wait, this one you de like take leave at any little time, hope you won't leave Emma?

To all the Winners, I say big congratulations. Especially to LastMumu, your funny JV NL is well deserving. You really put smiles on my face and I must thank you for that.

To Amicable, you're really a Genius. Seeing your name in most of the nominations shows you've really gone places and impacted even in your little way. It's unfortunate you didn't win this time, for now sha. I believe you'll keep reaching out as you've always done. Thanks for matching Olodo and Esty.

Thanks to the Organizers of this Awards, Mr Seun, Davide470, TheRealAdonye, your cohost, Jazmiynne and all Jobs/Vacancies section NLs (Chatroom esp.). Well continue to keep the fire burning, with love.

Choi....... I'm feeling like a new bride sha


Amicable09 this your matchmaking skills is superb oh. Love made in Mars

amicable09:
Lol. I'm so happy that I still feel like rubbing my new page victory in your face

Have you seen the new page I opened?
Have you been there?
Have you written in it?
The court ruled in my favour, don't you think?

Ehen! Where's Emmaesty?
Babe you no loyal o
You pursued me because of e-love last night , I will send him back to Mars and you will be left with me here. Then I'll see if you won't come around

This page is dedicated to my arch beef, ElDeeVee .

Oya I am back oh Hope nobody has snatched my new found love sha....... Cause I don't trust NL babes

ProudOlodo, where art thou? Mama's back

ProudOlodo:
God's little princess deserves no less

Singing "Cinderella" by "Steven Curtis"

Oh I will dance with Cinderella
I don't want to miss even one song
'Cause all too soon the clock will strike midnight
And she'll be gone

Gosh this is sooooo romantic *faints*

ProudOlodo:
The needful shall be revealed when it's properly full

Okay




Thought this was supposed to be a date

amicable09:
The bolded got me laughing

Lol... .... Please don't pour sand in my Garri oh.


Oya come and be going abeg.


Leave us to our new found love

amicable09:
Hahahaha.
Not possible! He is somewhere around

I think the same way network is messing with me, that's how it is for him. Be patient

He's coming with His Excellency, Barrow himself!

Thanks.. .. .... I've found him
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Oya ProudOlodo Do the needful