₦airaland Forum

HugeElephant:
So yesterday I went to a village and when I got there I discovered that the place was in the mourning mode. I saw a group of people seated and they were so sad so I continued walking.

I saw the trees waving carelessly in the morning breeze. , I saw the goats and the pigs just there walking unbothered about anything that has happened. As I walked further, I saw another set of people who were sober and I noticed that they were mourning. some were wiping tears off their face.
Then latter I heard that a woman had died.

Now my question is this, "when people die, where do they really go". Where do they go? nobody knows.

When people die, Nobody knows where they go

Who no know no go know, if you wan see make you no complain...

Na your wahala be dat, if you no dey happy... No be because of you happy dey, happy no dey because of you... Becomes a pappy if that would makes you happy...

princezzz:
I have sense,and more money has disappeared.it happens every conservative day.
Even this very morning,if not that I checked my purse before leaving the house this morning,I would have been left stranded as I wouldn't have seen what to pay the bike man with.
It might sound funny, unbelievable or totally impossible.
I have spoken to people who have also experienced such.its fine if you don't think it is possible for money to miss without someone stealing or taking it.with my experience just this morning, after been careful,calculative and even keeping the purse where only my hand dey reach,I just know something is very wrong.
Thanks for all the suggestions,banter and analysis.
Na person wey something dey bite know where e dey bite am.i really can't explain it to you guys.

Na me dey bite una, una no know?

princezzz:
I know this story seems strange to you,even me still dey reason am.i understand been careless,but this is not me been careless.

Na me?

Yeyeyeye

No! You shouldn't be dependent on GOD&THE LORD JESUS CHRIST. You had since been given independent as satan would wanted it &or had it... That's why you are now becoming superintendent... You are superindependent...! Nigerians has become independent since how many years now? When did Nigeria/Nigerians got independent? You are still dependent on GOD&THE LORD JESUS CHRIST? When would you get independent? You are such an independent superintendent? No! You are a dependent superintendent!

Your meat no go sweet?

[quote author= post=128587484]Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/2/woman-bathes-co-wife-with-hot-water-in-kaduna-2.html[/quote]Na to use your body or the body do pepper soup remains... Your remains would be good to do plantain... Your remain is a gain! Again, you are not born again; so we would use your remain to do or make plantain... I feel your pain? No! I would feel if it pains when I am using your remains to do or make plantain... You are disdained! Why not make rain when you are in pain or when you are feeling pain...? Your brain would be good to make plantain! I/we would your brain like we are eating plantain... Na just to slain your brain remain... That's when you would knows that, you comes to this life in vain... Who told you that you are alive to become a wife? U think u are in this life to become a wife or husband & wife? See your life, dear wife? They are giving you 5alive as a wife or as a dear wife? Dear wife, your life is not a dear life..., ur life is a deers life...

2shure:
I no get.infact na 1gig remain and i don dey feel depressed cos alert never drop.sel your stuffs. I sold my sneakers.sold my mini laptop.sold my scrap gen. Sold my inverter battery.just say make I eat.now na my Nokia phone I wan sell by sat make I take buy data.my savings na no go area for now .dollar must obey me and drop to 400. Amen

As e be so/as e dey so, na to sell cell or stem cell remain; after you don sell your gsm. I beg can you sell mfm?(Mountain of fire ministry) I wants to sell all the m&f(male&female) going to mfm

2shure:
I dey chop balanced diet bro. Na unripebplantain with red oil igbo and catfish i go chop by sunday evening.forget rice. Rice na for birds. Monday na oloyin beans with bread...tuesday na eba with okro soup

Oga/boss you get money, kindly gives me small money

You are not serious, how come your name be bigblackpreek?

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Bokeeto:
Please what do you mean?

And know what I mean and what I mean is very simple... I know what you must avoids if you don't wants to be void&devoid... You are paranoid? That's right exactly what you should be right now... Do what you like if you don't believes me, you would just die alike...

With that amount, I would allows you stay in my room... Carry all your food along, bring bed and bedsheet too... Just me that amount, I know what and how to surmount any mount...

Allardyce:
https://gazettengr.com/bag-of-semo-n13200-from-n6000-12kg-cooking-gas-n15000-bag-of-sachet-water-n620-market-survey/

Wetin this one dey talk self, you be market man or woman... Someone who understand this man or woman should makes me understand... Among all thing wey hin mentioned, wetin hin dey sell?

You are not serious, I have seen death warrant; your death warrant? No be juju be that? Who among your tribe or family ever traveled out of Nigeria? You wan do wetin your grandfathers&forefathers no do... Which kind pikin b dis?

If you wants to be free from serpent, kill your parents or kill the parents... Kill all parents and those that wants become parents, if you wants to be from serpent... Kill your parents if you wants to be free from your parents... All parents are SERPENT...

What are the attributes of drug addicts and what are benefits of drug addicts?

iwaeda:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/02/20/terrorists-block-gusau-sokoto-highway-north-west-nigeria-abduct-26-travellers

U better be reading ur hadith very well so u can know when&how 2 join the bandits. Now this is our edict&verdict(if you can't see one inside ur hadith), join the bandit/become a bandit if u don't have or can't find what to eat; there is no benedict for those who don't have what 2 eat... Bandit starts/bandit started from ur hadith/from hadith... Bandit is in line with hadith or with ur hadith... Now we have given our verdict&edict that no one can edit let alone predict... Our verdict&edict is that, join bandit or bcom a bandit if u don't have food/what 2 eat... There is no benedict for those who don't have food 2 eat or what 2 eat... U don't need 2 tell Bashit 2 join bandit, Bashit knows that according 2 hadith or according 2 an hadith, it is their habit or an habit 2 join bandit if u don't have what 2 eat. Seems u know don't d habit of drug addict

iwaeda:
https://saharareporters.com/2024/02/20/terrorists-block-gusau-sokoto-highway-north-west-nigeria-abduct-26-travellers

We are on the beat, we are not dead beat... Take a seat or join us on the seat... How is the heat, you are all dead meat... Sebi you said you fist, I said are you from the east? You said you can fist after you have feasted on our meat&wheat? Come on, fist and feast with the beast... We are on the beat, we are the beast you can't beat... The beast you can't beat is on the beat, did you wants to eat or sit? You want to eat or fist? Feast? Take a seat, sit and eat our meat with wheat, you don't wants us to eat? We are the beast that created the heat and what to eat? Since you don't want us to eat, we gives you what to heat and what to hits, we gave you the heat, east; how is the heat? Can you feast on heat or with heat, you can seat on heat & feast or eat meat with wheat? We are the beast you can't beat let alone defeat, did you feels the heat/hits?

Dbuilda:
After 6years of trusting God. He finally showed up with these Wonderful Blessings and today we are 1. We give God the Glory.

You are deceiving yourselves... This is what gives or brings you happiness? You lacks true happiness... Idiot don gives birth o? This "blessing" would soon teaches a lesson, I mean this blessing would lands you in prison; you would commits treason and ends up in prison because of this sins that you calls blessings... You never learn your lesson or a lesson, you are calling sin a blessing? You must learn your lesson... People nows calls sin a blessing, is sin a blessing or blessing is sin? All blessings are sins or all sins are blessings? You must learn your lesson... May I not calls sin a blessing and blessing a sin, in GOD AND THE LORD JESUS CHRIST NAME. AMEN!

SpillTheBeans:
Hello Nairalanders

Please I need advice from professionals/people who have undergone this process...

How can a person sell his/her own kidney?
How does the process work?
What are the requirements?
What is the current price?
What are the disadvantages?

You are a militant and an assailant probably not definitely? You are a militant and an assailant, and you have no hesitant...this instant... I am sure you are not a debuntant militant and assailant, thats why you are not hesitant... You don't know what is or what are important... You are a gallant and elegant militant... You don't knows that those who does kidneys transplant are assailants&militant? Be unrepentant jare, you are unimportant...

You have started blame game, are you a lame or you just wants your name to be in the hall of fame? Why did GOD AND THE LORD JESUS CHRIST CAME? Are you miamed or you have been miamed so much that you are a lame? What is your name? Are you/is your name in the MAINFRAME? Maybe your name is Ephraim? But, is your name in THE FRAME OR IN THE MAINFRAME OF WHERE YOU CAME? What is your aim and who are you to claim&proclaim? You are a lame? Stop the blame game...!

We are militants, we are assailants, we are gallants and elegants... We don't wears pants...and we are not like ants... We are gallants&elegants, we are not slants. We are bold! I am the propellant and repellant of assailants&militants... I am or I have their stimulants... They can never be stagnant, they are not redundants... They are abundants. Now, lets have militants&assailants in abundant, we wants them unrepentant or we wants them to be unrepentants...

saintjimos:
Hunger in the land


Capital punishment of death should be pronounced on kidnappers and stealers of our common wealth

Yeye yeye... Better buy guns... I dey carry my guns&bullets all the times or at all times... When things are exhorbitants, it is importants that we have or to have assailants and militants... Assailants and militants are so importants, they are so conversant or the most conversant... They should be more rampant like an infant ants that doesn't wear pants... Militants and assailants should be unrepentant or must be unrepentant... Infact, they shouldn't use ants for stimulants, they should begins to use pregnant aunts and their infants as/for stimulant... Ants don't wear pants, why use them as/for stimulant? Aunts and pregnant aunts with their infants, etc; do wears pants... They should be used as/for stimulant... Assailants and militants, use aunts or pregnant aunts and their infants for/as stimulants; if you wants to be gallants&elegants

politicoNG:
https://leadership.ng/just-in-bandits-kill-monarch-5-others-abduct-38-in-katsina/

I have seen death warrants... Their death warrants?

If e no quit, na who e go suit? I beg quit wetin no suit you jare... Suit no be for biscuits... Sweets are different from biscuits... But before you quit, file or make lawsuits...So that you can shoot like parachute or so that you can be shot like parachute... You are cute and acute...

InvertedHammer:
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School is for training. You must start somewhere.
Attitude goes hand in hand with degrees.
Life is very challenging as it is and only the weaklings quit at the first sign of trouble.

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So, who no be weaklings? Freakling or fingerling?

AntiChristian:
The virgins are in Numbers 31:40.
32 virgins share for your God from war booty!

Nonsense!

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God1000:
We don't have a proactive government that is willing to tackle the problem of insecurity in Nigeria.


Hunger will kill all of us in this country because farmers cannot go to their farmlands anymore

Wetin concerns you? If you don't want hunger, sebi you can buy maggi onga on konga or from konga...? Buy&eat maggi onga on konga, if you don't want hunger...