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Na table of men bi that. I don't know why I like Aketi, Aketi is just a real niggar to be an afonja man

Sweetplum:
That's for your mum

Lolsssss, kpele. Abi no bi so?

Sweetplum:
Lol. You are a simp. I ll gladly use your destiny.

smelly hole dripping blood?

Sweetplum:
Lol. You are a simp. I ll gladly use your destiny.

Eyaaaa,

tradepunter:
Yes ooo... Dy come in and out every now and then... The thread don civilize small sha

Yes ohhhhh, ever since they busted d fake drug seller of a guy, en body dun calm down. One guy like that busted him through one of his moniker, so d fake drug guy dun commot.

Sweetplum:
Eleribu. Ur mum n every girls in Ur relation dey do am. If women no do menses, you won't exist.
Funniest, you too ll want to v sex.
Scissors cut ya atoto dic k.

Smelling pussy. Sex is weapon daughters of eve use against simps, I hv being telling u about d simps u move around with

Op en cum bi like say u maaried her out of pity. Well, guys like u deserves such treatment and for your information, leave the male teacher alone. Bcs if u don't leave him out of your wife mess, take whatever d guy would dish to u. After all, your wife dun already sell u finish for where d guy dey.
For your information, cheating is in her blood, even if u ask her to resign, na neighbour go dey Bleep her well, or even security guy
If u don't get pikin, pls try and do DNA test, en get why, do not trust all these daughters of eve at all

Saao:
did u see the tooth bite on her back? This is so evident to believe her. The man is crazy

Maybe u don't anything about women and gimmicks.

Sweetplum:
You are suffering from brain touch. I dey enter your eyes too much. Pluck out those eyes of misery

How can something wey dey bleed for 3 days enter my eyes? Not possible in this life and in d next life.

President2001:
By the time the man come out and narrate his story, everyone may be surprised

That's women for u my brother, always playing d victim card. She didn't even narrate what started d problem

mikdaf:
Who knows if the woman was the one beating the man, before he angrily bite her. For a man to use teeth it's means he has been overpowered by his opponent... Check it out, men hardly use teeth in fighting... The story is incomplete...

As simple as that, women always play this victim card at all times. How often do u see men using their teeth to fight

Domestic violence is becoming something else.
Women and their lousy mouth, who knows what started this, even a mad man would dare not bite his wife without d wife pushing d man to d walk. And some men when pushed to d wall, reacts negatively and violently while some do take a walk.
I come in peace

Sweetplum:
I don't roll with children. Respect your sister. Bounce off!

Faceless forum and simps wey u dey meet dun dry deceive u right?

Sweetplum:
Oloriburuku bawo ni?

Charge and bail lawyer, u dun dey enter your menopause right? Until send sango u go no your elder

Kizyte:
Take heart bro! This homemade smoothie (Pineapple, Watermelon and Banana) cost me N2,700

daysis for u jare, may u walk and never be stumble. Karid chiefoo

Sweetplum:
It's really wat negotiating in the market.
Buhari really injured this economy.

charge and bail lawyer, u dun show face for here?

Mariangeles:
We're almost at the end of the tunnel. Hopefully, we see light and not have to go through another long tunnel.

Yea ohhhhh, hopefully nnem

complexBoss12:
No be for my mouth you go hear say u nor get sense

lolsssssssss naija guys no get joy at all, u dun already call an senseless fellow

Olam09:
https://www.nairaland.com/7107993/wife-never-put-pix-dp

In contribution to the thread above.


I had a similar issue with my babe. I use to post my fiancee like kilode, i don use am do Facebook cover pics tire and even WhatsApp dp. But she has never posted me for once on a normal day, na only on my birthday she do post and e no pass WhatsApp status and Facebook story post. I started thinking like this same man to the extent that i created a fake survey and tricked her into filling the survey form, she claimed she was single in the survey form. The stuff broke my heart to the extent that i decided to end the relationship in my mind. After some days i was angry then i finally revealed to her that i created the survey to test her (I know i screw up) she became infuriated while she reported me to her families (Trying to play the victim.) I told her i wanted to end the relationship then we broke up. Throughout that day i was down and depressed just reminiscing about all the special moments we've once had together. After few hours i forgave her in my mind, regretting why i broke up with her then i began calling phone line but it was busy. That was when it dawned on me that she's blocked my number and my WhatsApp. Later i sent her Facebook messages asking her to forgive me and that we should get back. She replied and said I've broken the trust she had for me, she said for me to trick her into filling the survey form. Definitely I'll one day set a trap for her. She listened to her sister's advice of blocking me everywhere. After some while she stopped replying my fb messages, it went on for days as i try every means to contact her but all to no avail. Few days i decided to contact her mum, she told me everything my girlfriend said happened and i asked her to beg her for me. She did and asked me to come see her whenever I'm less busy for her to be able to settle the matter. We finally settled the fight and got back together.
The context of this writeup is to let you understand that your lover who doesn't post you nor use you as his/her dp does not mean he/she doesn't love you, there might be a reason for that. I know some mf will call me simp

U hv already called yourself chief simp

Slynation:
Well I guess it's a case of..." A pot where guys are going to lick soup, you went and carry the whole pot...!!

A marriage of 8months, just wait until your kids looks exactly like your neighbor

Make person no quote me abeg, I just wanna catch cruise

WHEN U THINK THAT SOME SIMPS ARE BEING LIBERATED, WE NEVER KNEE THAT MORE SIMPS KEEpS COMING UP DAY BY DAY.
U SOUNDED LIKE SOMEBODY I KNOW HIS WIFE

DontDon't SAY GAMBLE, JUST SAY ADDICTION OF GAMBLE. YEAH, PERCENTAGE OF THOSE LOOSING ARE HIGHER THAN THOSE WINNING, BUT SOME ARE WINNING BIG

Sweetplum:
I ll see many more Shiloh's in the name of Jesus, amen. Na you emmanuelbrown26, the 26 year old boy no go see Shiloh again.

Aunty, don't worry since u don't wana accept my wish. Let me wish u another, May u be chairlady of women affairs in every year shiloh.

Sweetplum:
If what I said isn't tangible then your existence isn't tangible. Cos companionship & procreation begat you. If your father didn't enjoy companionship at least procreation brought you to life.
I m coming for all you irresponsible men without logic.
If there are bad women, there are bad men too.
What we need is corrections solutions and not condemnation. You all can stay out of marriage but you can't outlaw marriage.
Now if you say lazy women. I belong to the league of Ngozi Okonjo Iweala, the Condoleeza Rice and co. I m a trained lawyer earning my dough. So.. I m not a liability.

Aunty zukwanike, na who ask u your profession. Don't worry u no go see shiloh again

pappilo:
I have no reason to lie. I am not claiming to be a saint and after peservering for a few years after our sex ife dried up, I looked outside and didnt look back. i was determined to stay in the marriage even though it was dead for the salke of the children (dumb move). She was a good woman for many many years so a good partner can go rogue.

I can understand people can stop loving each other but I can never get over the thought of a woman i had been with for 22 years (dated for 9 years - we were teenagers when we started) had no qualms about sending me to prison for her new flame.

Those were were the worst 2 years of my life. No home, had to move into shared accomodation, something I had never done in all my life in the abroad , had to sell my car and, took on so much debt to pay almost £20,000 in solicitor/barrister fees, took a second job doing 12 hours night shift in a factory. All this was going on with the prospect of prison time and a criminal record.

Those were really dark days and I contemplated suicide. The ironic thing is, it was a woman who helped me through those very dark times. i honestly believe if that woman wasnt in my life in that period, I wouldnt be here today.

I know this is a bit off topic. I am sorry but this is like therapy for me..

damn damn damnnnnnn, i

Sweetplum:
Then don't get married. No be by force

Aunty ehhhhh, u just carry marriage matter for head, abi u dun tire to dey do asoebi for people?

teeshet:
but Yoruba women have big bumbum and I like big bumbum

Bad niggar

Kriss216:
Remove procreation, a woman is useless to a a man.

I hv being cracking my damn head about d benefits, but I can't even phantom anything. Marriage only favours women than men.
I can get babies without being married.
I

tradepunter:
Footystats boy

Gee, I still dey around? It's being a while man, hope u are good

Sweetplum:
As you reason am na so me sef reason am.
Too many bad people.
To date now, serious vetting is needed.

What about una wey dey go different alfas and prophets to tie one innocent man down

Mrkcee:
True, ladies who are diabolic have little or no regard for the DESTINY of boys. U sleep with them, u bid ur luck & destiny GOODBYE. They could also use men to renew their anti-evil protection spells, even for money rituals proper.

My advice to innocent guys...
1) Avoid woman.
2) Fear woman
3) Control ur pencil
4) AVOID & FEAR WOMAN!

Comr, I concur with u. Go to every alfa and prophets here in Lagos and see what our ladies hv turn our young men into. If u an opportuned to hv an interaction with an alfa or prophet, things they would review to u go shock u about dating girls for now

Roma manager Jose Mourinho said he was "very emotional" following his side's Europa Conference League semi-final win over Leicester City on Thursday.

The Italian club will face Feyenoord in the inaugural final on 25 May in Tirana, Albania.


Mourinho is the first manager to reach the final of a major European competition with four different clubs.

"I am very emotional. This for us is our Champions League," Mourinho said after his side won 2-1 on aggregate.

"When you work in Rome, live in Rome and breathe Rome, you breathe this club because it is the real club of the city.

"I felt from day one it is huge ... but no victories and not many finals. The history is not related to the social dimension of the club.

"We managed to build an OK team that grew step by step so we could beat a Premier League [team]. Of course, I have had bigger moments than this but I am not feeling for myself, I am feeling for the people and my players."
Mourinho guided former clubs Inter Milan and Porto to Champions League titles, before winning the Europa League with Manchester United in 2017.

He joined Roma in May 2021 and it is the first time they have reached a final in European competition since 1991 when they were runners-up in the Uefa Cup.

Serie A reporter James Horncastle told BBC Radio 5 Live: "Mourinho remains a formidable communicator. He said to the fans before, 'Don't just come to the stadium to support us, come to play for us.'

"That's success now. That's what the fans wanted. You saw it in the stands and in the city in the last few weeks. It's given Roma fans something they've been craving for an awful long time."

England striker Tammy Abraham, who scored the winning goal in the second leg at the Stadio Olimpico, added: "Before the game started, the fans won us this game. We could hear them before getting into the stadium and throughout the warm-up.

"The win was for them and my team. Hopefully we can go all the way."

uuzba:
When she was minding her business before, is it not the man that carry his prick to go and toast the woman?
She dey her own, the man say NO, we must marry .
Once married, no abstinence.
The prick cannot rest, we must f*ck.
Now she carried belle, wear slippers dey Waka for road.

Na now, you say she should go to hell?

Wicked f*cking bastard!

Eyaaaa, don't be too emotional on women mattter